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i love the temporary knockout mechanic in bg3 wish every rpg had that as an option forever
#obvs there are other games where you can choose non lethal takedowns but i love how characters you knocked out will turn up later#love that they wrote extra stuff for if you toggle that option#wish they'd done that more but i get why it's not super fleshed out in such a massive game with a billion outcomes#using it as an example because i've got it on the brain right now but imagine that option in a fallout game#imagine the consequences it could have. writing wise. hmm many thoughts#hidden trophy for a pacifist run in a fallout story. todd would never allow it#war never changes but im going to try todd
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Lightning Fields
[jason todd (red hood) x you]
author’s note: titans s2, many issues of red hood + the outlaws later and here i am. trading marvel vigilantes for dc vigilantes. this is really where im at during this whole pandemic thing, huh. blood, swearing. i dont go here usually so be gentle pls
word count: 810
ao3: here
Gotham City was abandoned by the gods.
City streets were paved by bone. Skyscrapers reached for the clouds, the moon, the sun; a meadow of cold, crude knives that glinted bulletproof glass and reinforced steel. Sometimes, they reflected the sunset of a city that lived in a deep haze of contentment, the thought of hope somewhere in the distant future. Sometimes, they mirrored the sunrise of vermilion clouds that had cried blood under the moonlight, or a hailstorm made of body parts carelessly scattered in the streets like flower petals stolen by the wind.
But your favorite days . . . those were the calm ones before a storm. There always seemed to be a few minutes, weeks, months – when you were lucky – when things were less apocalyptic than usual, when ignorance was bliss before you realized that something was coming, and it would shake the skyline made of blades to their foundations. When the sky would blossom the colors of fire in the witching hour and bring the heat of the Underworld with it.
It was easy to forget your city was forged from fear and war and greed when the dream of quiet became reality in those stolen pockets of time. But ever since Jason Todd came into your life? It was hard to remember what that calm – that lie – felt like.
Memories, oh how they cut like knives.
Just like the torturous rain raging against the night – real rain, so far – that cut through the city like ice. It rode waves of wind that howled as if it were a living thing, as if it were something that raged and thrashed and begged to be uncaged. To be free.
The whistling eased itself through the windows of your apartment, streaked with raindrops cascading down the glass. The damp blurred the flickering, half-dead neon lights of a nightlife still trying to be lively. Washed out blues and faded golds illuminated a familiar silhouette moving up the fire escape with ease. Uneven, but unfaltering all the same.
You unlocked the window and gave Red Hood a steady arm to prevent his face becoming acquainted with the hardwood again.
“Jesus Christ.”
“Not even close, beautiful,” Jason said, limping to place his helmet on a nearby table. Rainwater slid off his tactical gear onto the floor. “Just me.” His lips quirked into a smirk, twisted into a grimace after running a gloved hand through tousled helmet hair. When he pulled it away, his white streaks shone pink in the lamplight.
A quiet laugh, a quick once over, and you’d gone to retrieve the first aid kit you’d learned to keep close, keep stocked, keep near the liquor.
You always wondered if you should be more worried than you were, about Jason going out as Red Hood. Once the wave of expected emotions passed when you first found out . . . you just accepted this as part of him. Jason Todd, secret romantic, Red Hood, resident smartass.
“Where does it hurt, Jay?”
He winced once the last of his suit hit the tile of your kitchen floor, a muted thud over the pouring rain. “Everywhere.”
“Occupational hazard, right?” you asked with a rare smirk and a twinkle in your eye. Your voice had changed – gone a little soft, a little pang threaded through your words. You placed the first aid kit on the kitchen counter, began sifting through it. A flash of lighting lit up the room, the fresh slash in his thigh glowing brilliant, crimson, still bleeding. He followed your line of sight when you asked, “Is that the worst of it?”
I’ve had worse, he said. Gracefully hauled himself onto the counter next to you, hissed curses through his teeth. The light from the stove-top gave you adequate light to work – you always hit the switch once dusk settled in, left it on for him until morning. His collection of scars was about to welcome a new addition. “Fuck this.”
He had a thing about kissing you, gentle and sweet when the last of the blood met the drain, when the bloody waste made a new home in the trash. Maybe it was a comfort thing, maybe it was a reassurance thing, but either way you never objected. Your heart always sang when he pulled you close to quote Shakespeare against your lips, blue eyes wide and clouded with all the things he never used to have.
You always remembered Gotham was forged in blood and fear and greed with Jason in your life, but he never failed to remind you why you stayed in a city crafted from scarred hands and demons wearing human skins. He always had to look away when you told him of the hope he handed you for a future that didn’t royally fucking suck.
Maybe the gods hadn’t left after all. Maybe they just whispered instead of screamed.
#jason todd x reader#jason todd imagine#red hood x reader#red hood imagine#jason todd x you#red hood x you#dc imagine#titans imagine#kas writes
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Oooo Im interested in your Star Wars newsies AU
Ooooooookay so this is gonna be interesting. I will be basing this particular AU off of the original trilogy (the best one by far. Nothing will ever beat it) though if you’d like to see the prequels or any other Star Wars movie done, or a different Star Wars story that I start making up on the spot, just let me know!
This is also going to be very similar to the storyline of each and every character. So I’m only going to do the three main characters, but if you’d like to hear about more, just let me know!
Star Wars AU
Characters
Racetrack Higgins — Luke Skywalker
Katherine Plumber — Leia Organa
Jack Kelly — Han Solo
Crutchie Morris — Chewbacca
Warden Snyder — Emperor Palpatine
Joseph Pulitzer — Darth Vader
Medda Larkin — Obi Wan Kenobi
Todd Kloppman — Yoda
Spot Conlon — Lando Calrission
Obadiah Wiesel — Jabba The Hutt
Racetrack Higgins
Anthony Higgins lived his life as a farmer on Tatooine.
He lives on this hot, desert planet with his aunt and uncle, who constantly try to convince him that everything he’d ever need is right there on Tatooine.
Anthony does not believe them.
Growing up fascinated by any kind of ship he can get his grip on, he acquires the nickname “Racer” from his friends and is named an excellent pilot. He wants to explore the galaxy, but on the insistence of his uncle is forced to stay at the farm on account of the dangers that would come if he left.
Everyone was terrified of the Empire.
Race wanted to make a difference.
Growing up, Race had always been told that his parents had been good people. His father had died as a pilot during the clone wars and his mother had died getting him to safety.
Race never had a reason not to believe them.
He lives a relatively normal life on the farm on Tatooine, though he longs for so much more.
When Race was born, he was secretly given to his aunt and uncle by a woman he believed to be named Medda Larkin who lives in the desert land away.
This woman looks out for him, against his uncle's wishes, though, upon asking him why the old man has such a quarrel with Medda, only to be left without an answer.
Frustrated by his friends following their dreams and leaving the desert planet, Race finds himself staring into the sunset daily, wishing he could fly past it.
And one day, he gets his chance.
After inspecting new droids his uncle purchases, he finds a message of a beautiful girl begging for help from a Medactrine Larkin (I don’t know. It felt right).
Wandering off, Race goes to investigate, asking Medda Larkin if she was related to this mysterious person after being attacked by Sandpeople who knock him out and nearly kill him.
With the droids, M7-TN and BK-03, Race discovers that Medda is Medactrine and was once a Jedi Knight, one that fought side by side with Race’s father, whom she trained in the ways of The Force.
Though he at first declines Medda’s offer to travel with her to help the woman in the message, a Princess Katherine Plumber, after he tries to return to his farm, he finds it destroyed, the bodies of his aunt and uncle carelessly laid in front of the door to his home.
So he goes.
This embarks Racer on the path to him truly becoming The Chosen One.
Upon running from the people who murdered his family, Medda informs him that they have to secure travel off of the planet
That’s when Race meets Jack Kelly.
Race and Jack weren’t immediately best friends, but Jack wanted to protect him. Race was never entirely sure of why.
The Force is strong with Race, even though he never knew it.
Medda begins to train him in the ways of the force.
Race is forced to watch his mentor get struck down right in front of him and while he’d only known the truth for a few days about Medactrine’s true identity, he felt as though he owed his life to her.
Because she saved him countless times over and he didn’t even know.
Racer joins the rebellion after Medda dies, hearing her voice in his head, clear as day, telling him to run.
He is the pilot that blows up the Death Star whilst the majority of all others who tried died around him in their TIE Fighters.
Medda is guiding him the whole time. He uses The Force.
Race has the piloting skills of his father.
Race travels to a galaxy that many believe to be deserted to be trained by another Jedi Master by the name of Klopp.
He trains for a long time, becoming an unofficial Padawan and learning the ways of the Jedi who are nearly extinct.
He nearly gets killed by a yeti
He gets his hand cut off by the very man the whole galaxy fears.
He is told one day that he is the galaxy’s last hope
Jack Kelly
Jack grew up an orphan
When he was young, his parents were killed by the Empire and he was kidnapped by a local gang and made a part of it, a slave to it.
He grew up in a life of crime. He’d never asked for it.
After escaping that gang, leaving someone he loved dearly behind, Kelly, he runs off and joins the Imperial Navy as a flight cadet, naming himself Jack Kelly in honor of the girl who helped him escape.
After years of service, Jack wants a way out, a way to get away from this life only to be tricked and thrown into a monster’s den by con men who are infiltrating the navy in search of a lot of money.
It is in this monster’s den that he meets a creature with fangs, horns and golden skin with one leg. His name is Charbeddon. Jack calls him Crutchie.
Eventually, after escaping the navy and teaming up with the group of cons and thieves, Jack ends up doing the Kessel run in twelve parsecs in a ship that he nearly won in a game of cards, The Millennium Falcon.
He makes it clear that he’s an excellent pilot. Well, as long as he has his lucky dice with him. They were the first thing he ever stole.
After being betrayed by the small gang, Jack finds that he’s better of when it’s just him and Crutchie
Though he goes back to win the Millennium Falcon off of the man who cheated him at cards, one Mr. Spot Conlon, who is forced to put his money where his mouth is when Jack wins and claims his ship as his own.
After this, Jack and Crutchie leave for a small planet called Tatooine to find a crime lord that had been mentioned to him once who is putting together a big job
Long story short, Jack ends up owing this crime lord a big debt, ending up with a price on his head that sends just about every bounty hunter in the system out looking for him.
Jack meets Race and immediately knows that he wants to protect the kid, though he does not truly understand why at first
Jack Kelly is named the best smuggler in the galaxy at a very young age.
After escaping Tatooine after promising the crime lord he would pay him back within the month, Jack finds himself on a journey that changed him for good.
He saves a Princess, expecting a reward.
He didn’t expect to fall in love
Though he is hesitant to join the rebellion at first, his overwhelming urge to protect Racer like no one protected him growing up takes over and he flies after the kid right before the Death Star is blown up, saving him from being shot down.
Jack and the Princess, Katherine, get off to a rocky start until they finally admit they have feelings for each other
Jack is eventually captured, along with Katherine and their droids, by the empire
Jack is tortured for information; the location of Anthony Higgins, though during the first session of the shock torture, he isn’t even asked any questions.
Eventually, Jack is told he will be the test subject for a trap they were setting for Race. Jack had no hope of escape.
As he’s being led to the trap, Katherine admits that she loves him to which Jack can only respond that he knows
He’s frozen in Carbonite and shipped away to the crime lord that put the price on his head, being fixed as a permanent decoration in old Weasels hide out.
Katherine Plumber
After being given up by her mother, Katherine is adopted by a Senator the Queen of Alderaan
She grows up in a political setting, learning day in and day out about the Galactic Empire.
She vows to be a part of taking it down
She is the reason that Racer joins the rebellion in the first place.
After her ship gets infiltrated, the young princess finds a droid and records a desperate massage for someone her father spoke of often and trusted above anyone else. She asks Madactrine Larkin for help. She’s their only hope.
Katherine had a team of people find a weakness in the Death Star, something they could use to destroy it. She sends the plans with the droid BK-03
And then Katherine is captured by Darth Vader, the man most feared in the galaxy.
Even as she is defiant and strong in her ways, when the evil man aims a planet killer at her home, she caves and reveals what she’d done only for her home planet to be blown up anyway
She is then held prisoner, believing she will be executed soon
Until she’s rescued by a kind boy and a much too devilishly handsome young man who drives her crazy.
Katherine is much more than just a Princess. She’s a senator and eventually, a general
She’s a natural born leader.
Just like her mothers, biological and adoptive
Katherine finds herself often being treated like a damsel in distress, when in reality, she’s tough enough to handle herself.
After she’s captured once again by the Empire and the man she thought he hated but turned out to love was turned into a statue and sold away, she is the one who goes out to save him
Maybe they both get captured immediately, but at least she got that far
She is made a new slave for Weasel even as a newly blind Jack is trying to beg Weasel to leave her alone, that he’d pay him back in full and even more but he is taken away and finds Crutchie waiting for him in the dungeon.
Katherine is forced to wear demeaning clothing and held by a chain around her neck like Weasel's new pet.
Even after Race tries to save them, he gets captured as well. He is fed to the monster they have underneath them only to kill the thing and be taken prisoner like Jack and Katherine has to watch the whole thing.
She is forced to watch while the only friends she has are taken out on Tatooine to be eaten alive by a giant man eating plant
This is where Race gets the upper hand and Katherine is given the opportunity to finally kill Weasel and escape with Jack and Race.
She is very sneaky and very quick and even when Jack tries to protect her, she ends up saving his skin just as much
Katherine Plumber is strong with the force, though she believes Race, her brother, must be the Jedi of the family
She finds out all on her own, through accidental Force Searching that Darth Vader was the Jedi Knight Joseph Pulitzer, who was also her father as well as Race’s.
Katherine is honestly a badass.
Let me know if you guys want to see any scenes from this one!
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#anonymous#anon#anon request#anon asks#newsies#newsies live#newsies musical#newsies au#star wars#star wars au#alternate universe#a long time ago#jack kelly#racetrack higgins#katherine plumber#crutchie morris#medda larkin#joseph pulitzer#obadiah weasel#spot conlon#angst#jedi knight#original triolgy#a new hope#empire strikes back#return of the jedi#much love
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Tma season 2 notes baybeee
I made myself take several breaks so I could give my frie d who is listening to it at the same time as me a chance to catch up. Honestly just posting them so I have them saved somewhere but whatever.
ep 41: real graham wrote keep watching before he was replaced. Jon feels like he's being watched. But they werent replaced by things related to the eye. It's the web that's on the box that replaces them. Endless hallways and doors to nowhere. I bet nicholas will have ideas what entity this relates to. If it even does. They're like the tunnels in the one with the builder guy. Tunnels closing in etc. Also like the cave diving one. He's assuming it's just one
ep 42: so 100 gecs? (IM SORRY I LIKE 100 GECS BUT LMAO) so there's some entity related to music right? There's the piper episode and the 27 w/ the calliope. Ah yes, this season is gonna be the season of Paranoid!Jon
ep 43: section 31? fucking books. god no. smashed lights? cult lady did that. covered the lights too. she mentioned a spooky clown doll. thats not random.
ep 44: is this that same circus that got mentioned before? it is! the pipe organ! pop off organ! pipe off! mouth on the stomach! yes! mouths in unusual places my beloved!
ep 45: antiques! like that one ep!
ep 46: every time books get mentioned i sigh. hhh sus smells. it got brighter. I get the vibes occasionally that the dark and the eye are sorta at odds with eachother. GRRR BARK BARK LEITNER. ayyy ex altiora. entity go brr. which entity do we thing it is? my guess is The Dark. The book buyer's name is Mike. He has scars? Electricity? The childhood friend of the guy who got it later on perhaps? The Vast? its formatted like an entity idk. This happened before the other one. He got trapped in the wood carving. a win for the web lol spiders go brr
ep 47: did i hear spiral? ITS THE NOT THING FROM THE EPISODE WITH NOT GRAHAM "it didnt move, it shifted" is like the exact same sentence as before. ay john's starting to remember. the laughing woah thats weird. is "michael" one of the entities? "you make it seem like theres a war" supports my theory that theres a struggle between a couple of the entities. I said i thought it was the eye and the dark i believe but im not sure. its whatever entity michael is vs the worms? what did nicholas say the worms were again? The Corruption? still dont know which one michael is tho.
Had to take a break after that episode. smth about the quality of michael's voice makes me feel like im gonna slip into one of those states where it feels like nothing is real, so i got a nice cold glass of water.
ep 48: jesus ok this one's kidna corny. you're telling me love made the crowd go away come on now. Ur losing it big J. also shouldnt it be more sus that "sasha" is so unaffected by the worm incident/ finding of gertrude's body
ep 49: haven't we heard hector's name before? oh is he the crime guy? fucking jared... so it's a throat? chompa chompa. (it's just a little bit hot) the good part about these episodes is that we know whoever's telling the story isn't gonna die. even if it's a close call, they're not dead. hotworth? ok not jared keay. it bothers me how theres so many repeated names, can they not come up with other names? "sasha"'s computer is breaking... sus. Elias our favorite weed man! jon ur so paranoid lmao
ep 50: robert smirk, at it again. this is like that one episode with the old dude who locked his door. who said idle beforehand? was it smirk? fingertips. thats so weird lmao. bahahah tim
ep 51: simon fairchild. im sure jon will mention the name at the end i cant remember where we've heard it. this is just like the cavediving episode. a hand? there was a hand in the last one right? the scalpel! and an eye thing. she's trying to throw them off.
ep 52: thats the guy from before! with the hearts! god i hate this guy writing the statement hh. lights blowing, and brackish water. we know how this ends but its still tense. rainer? reigner? rain man. we've seen him before
ep 53: pls not a leitner. oh boy mans scratched out his eyes. rip skelly. why would gertrude have had this statement off the books? jon stabbed himself?? bruh im? big man are you okay
ep 54: cockney boys! ayy its our favorite delivery men. she cut out their eyes. she knew that the eye was a thing?
ep 55: oily residue like the retirement home!
ep 56: worms? no. spiders?? bruhh. aaah yelling :(( aww martin anyways yeah i called it about paranoid!jon he needs to take a nap and drink some hot chocolate and calm down for once please
ep 57: just remembered, i think theres an entity called The Lonely?? This feels pretty lonely idk. fairchild, lukas/ lucas, some spooky place in norway idk. "sasha" knew he was recordinig hmm suspicious cmon jon figure it out. Sasha and tom. hm sus. for records sake i feel liek i should note here that I did have it spoiled to me simply that that's not sasha, but thats really all. i assumed it was like the thing that happened to graham in S1
ep 58: i feel like i recognize the name eustice (?) wick. someone please tell me im not just watching jon's descent into madness over the course of this podcast. im hoping it isnt so but, (and pardon the dsmp reference) im getting real wilbur vibes from this one.
ep 59: oh dear ok account from the fielding house. swirling designs? Spiral time? oh boyy. oh wait! 6 inch hole in the middle! is it not a spiderweb type design on the table? thats what i had assumed but that description sounds more like a spiral thing. cobwebs is a Web thing. ayy nicholas was right! the box goes in the table! the place that she kissed him was burning. Raymond is an avatar of The Web and agnes is the burning one. Lightless Flame! Why did she save him? i guess she was against this guy eating ppl or wtvr but why was she at the halfway house then? I think she's like michael.
ep 60: the eye go brr
ep 61: breacon and hope once again. tom. sasha's boyfriend. vampires sleep in coffins. the guy just walking in seems similar to the mind control of the vampires
ep 62: bones! its that one leitner. is this mother keay? the mom of gerard? this is what happened to her right? her skin was found on hooks? oh yeah thats what i thought the pages are made of skin. yeesh. The End!! sounds like an entity. phrased like one, and i think i remember it. are the people trapped in the pages? or... kept?
ep 63: eaten by the darkness! cavediving episode! (just like eaten by the sky) did my brain make up one called The Vast? it feels like it should be one, and all these episodes have some similar description about their feelings when they do whatever chosen hobby they have. ok now this one kinda feels like the dark. lights going out and all that. ok so not really a The Vast thing, its more of a Dark thing. feckin smirk gah.
ep 64: dice! the death guy! the death game thing! the person tricked somebody else into becoming death and then they were immortal? but if the egyptians wanted to kill him or punish him or whatever couldnt they just kill him? it worked in the end when he had the person giving the statement stab him, that did the job and actually killed him
ep 65: finally jon is actually acknowledging something is wrong.
So we know Mary Keay was revived most likely with the book by gerard.
Gertrude was way more aware of the entities than Jon. mary keay referenced The End openly and she cut the eyes out of her magazines and all that which makes me think she was aware of The Eye
ep 66: please not buried alive pleeaase not buried alive. lukas of the tundra? didnt we hear the name lukas before? she wanted it to be difficult to find important files because that way bad people couldnt find them?
ep 67: agnes... the girl in the hilltop house? agnes poppin off!! he's really not gonna question how she knew where he lived?? oh no D: the tree. were they the ones working on the house? aww they kissi- OH DEAR. why did she kiss him? it seemed like she cared about him? also she could kiss that other dude on the cheek and he was fine, but maybe it was cuz she was younger? lightless flame go brrrrr.
ep 68: oh god books. yup its bitchboy leitner. mans said "this seems supernatural, its a werd book!" bruuh.
ep 69: heh nice. aw cmon jon listen to martin. gahhh spiders. is that the class we heard about in the other doctor one with the teeth apple? some kind of psych class? oh dear. fucking spiders. aaaah. web do be goin brr. it's like the girl in the homeless shelter! who made the guy leave and she took his bed.
ep 70: is this gonna be the book that mary keay had? Most likely a leitner no matter what. Oh boy latin. Why did it start in latin then become old English? I'm guessing people put them in the book? He cant burn it. Phrophecies go brr. He says eh it's a decade in the future it's fine. Its gonna have changed. Ayy called it. Just accept it, it's a magic book. His death is getting closer. Leitner didnt make them but just collected them? Gertrude burned the book! She burned them down there so no one would know.
ep 71: oh boy tunnels. Our favorite thing /s. is The Buried a thing? Idk this seems pretty buried. Oh dear he's trapped here isnt he. "Not enough space to move, never enough to breathe" is that from the computer episode? With the guy who uploaded his consciousness? Somebody living down there. Hmmmm. Guesses: tom, sasha's boyfriend. Gertrude herself? (Though I doubt it)
ep 72: sweeney todd moment. Meat. The slaughter? Idk we'll see what the supernatural part is. Meat is meat. Similar to the slaughterhouse episode. Is it fucking Jared I swear to God it better not be. Hooligan teenagers, you know how it is. Meat is me lmao. Is the kid gonna be in the freezer. Ok that's good. OWW. Oddly textured candles. Made from people? Human fat or smth? Tom from the meat processing plant!
ep 73: outer bay shipping. Bet it's a subset of breacon and hope delivery. The Dark go brrr. Uh oh mans is gonna die. Leo or whatever. Cult ppl go brr. The people's church of the divine host. Who is the divine host? Is it reigner or whatever his name is? I dont think Jon can quit tbh. Probably an anonymous tip but from who?? One of the entities?
ep 74: fucking teeth hhh. I dont know which entity is related to teeth. Spiral. Isnt the spiral an entity. It feels like it could be related to many things idk. Yeah this sounds like the spiral. Heart attack at 29? Jesus... michael! That's kinda what I was thinking. Sasha goin in the tunnels. Hmm sus. They move the floor. Wack. Bet its tom.
ep 75: Man with a lightning scar. Has one of the leitner books. The childhood friend of the one who first introduced us to leitner. Oh my god that sounds terrifying. Michael crew.
ep 76: scalpel? Hmm spooky. NotSasha... think jon think.
ep 77: another double! NotThem, The Stranger. Not related to the table?
ep 78: what was that at the beginning? Question mark?? Oh boy more NotThem. Decker... what is the deal with the table. Does it contain the creature? Fucking Michael. Bitchboi himself.
ep 79: yes pop off martin. Ugh fucking Michael just leave man. I hate that dude. New person. Hmm. No idea who it is.
ep 80: shitener himself! Ok sir tell us the entities. Ayy The Spiral. Ok we know what that one is. The Eye is the beholding! Oooh. The Stranger. Did elias just kill leitner? Popping off honestly.
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Request: Can I request Jason and reader. Where the reader has been controlled for the longest time to do bad/evils things for ppl. She escaped and is terrified that she is going to be triggered to her old ways. Jason maybe protecting her from her previous captives when they come for her? If that makes since 🤣 You are so good thank you for this!!
Relationship: Jason Todd X Reader
Warnings: angst, a lot of trigger, anxiety, paranoia, capture, violence, minor character death. I think that’s it, if you think there is something else please A/N: this is basically the winter soldier and civil war plot line i’m sorry but im a slut for bucky barnes what can i say. Also, used my study hall to write fanfic but what’s new.
y/v/n is your villains name
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Your mission was failed, so you ran. You were ordered to kill the Batman but how could you kill him? He’s Batman for christ’s sake, he couldn’t be killed. So you ran and didn’t look back. You didn’t know who you were or where you came from, you figured that those would be details that you’d figure out later.
For years, your mind didn’t belong to yourself. You were by no means fit to be in society. Right now, you couldn’t focus on that. Currently you were walking through crowds, hopefully no one recognized you. You couldn’t actually run, that would only bring more attention to yourself. So you put your head down, stole a hoodie off of a clothes rack and avoid drawing attention. This was working perfectly until you ran into a hard chest.
“Hey, watch where-” The man with dark hair and a white streak down the middle stopped what he was saying noticing the fear in your eyes. “Are you okay?” You shook your head.
“You’re running from something” He concluded and you nodded.”follow me.”
You knew how to read people, and this man had no intentions of harming you so you followed him to an apartment, tucked away in the narrows of Gotham city,
“Thank you.” You whispered your voice hoarse from rarely speaking in years.
“Now who are you?” The man asked.
“I don’t-” You shook your head. “I don’t know.”
“Two days ago, you tried to kill one of my friends.” He said gruffly.
‘Oh no’ you thought looking for the nearest escape route.
“I don’t care about that, trust me- I’ve tried to kill him too.” He said dismissing your worry. “My point is, there was a look in your eyes that has now been replaced with fear. My guess is, whoever is looking for you won’t stop until they find you. I wanna know why.”
“I’m not sure I know either.” You said. “I can’t remember much, just that I was an assassin for, god I don’t even know how long.”
“You’re safe here.”
“Thank you.”
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Thus began the relationship that quickly sparked between you and the man you now knew as Jason Todd. It had been two years and whatever was in your mind from your captors was still there. Countless nightmares, late nights, and tears were not enough for Jason to desert you. The both of you were each other’s biggest support system and you wouldn’t change it for the world.
At first you tried to turn him away, insisting that you were too dangerous to be around, saying that your captors would find you at any moment. Instead of leaving he should you his nightlife, that he was the red hood and that your captors coming at any moment was ‘all the more reason to stay’ he had told you.
Overtime, you grew accustomed to life. You made a couple friends throughout the apartment complex but it was decided that the less people who knew about you, the better. Typically, you stayed inside scared of even leaving the apartment due to fear of your captors but here you were, a baseball cap fitted low on your head to cover your eyes, and a jacket as you grabbed Jason’s hand to go to the store.
“What are we feeling for dinner dear?” He asks you as you look around hesitantly squeezing his hand to reassure yourself. “Hey, hey, I’m not going to let anything happen to you okay?” “Ok.” You whispered at him placing a kiss on his lips and the two of you finished getting your groceries before heading back to your apartment hand in hand.
When you arrived you realized something was off. The brick outside your door had been kicked somewhat recently. To anyone else it would’ve been a coincidence, to you something was happening.
Placing a hand on Jason’s chest before he put the key in the lock you pointed towards the brick and he nodded. Maybe you were being paranoid, but both of you knew better than to brush something off as paranoia.
Ditching the groceries outside of your door Jason unlocked the door slowly and had taken his pistol out of the waistband of his pants. Pushing the door open slightly, Jason went in first with you closely behind, grabbing a fire poker from beside the door as you listened for any signs of intrusion. Then, you were surrounded.
“Put the gun down Jason.” A voice called out and you instantly recognized it as one of the voices of your captors. “We have trained men outside your father’s house and we won’t hesitate to put a bullet in each of your family members brain.”
The members living in the Wayne household wouldn’t be there right now, you knew this for a fact as you had seen the Batmobile followed by a blur of motorcycles less than 5 minutes ago, but you couldn’t let them know that so Jason slowly complied.
“Good.” Your captor said. “Now, just hand over Y/V/N and we’ll be on our way.”
“You know I can’t do that.” Jason grunted stepping closer to you.
“Very well, guess we’re doing this the hard way.” He spoke and then came the dreaded words.
“schön” Your captor spoke.
“Blut”
“Weld”
“No!” you screamed clutching your head and falling to your knees.
“Gruselig” by now you stopped fighting your mind, the gears in your brain switching and your assassin persona beginning to take over.
“Tot”
“Blume” Before he could say the last word, Jason shot the man square in the forehead. Kneeling down next to your screaming form he wrapped his arms around you picking you up off the ground. “Come on baby, we gotta go” He whispered into your hair before practically dragging you down the stairs and into the car. “We’ll go somewhere safe.” “Jaybird, nowhere is safe with me.” You sobbed violently.
“I know a place.”
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You arrived at the manor shortly after. Jason made sure no one followed you and he led you to what you know as the batcave. You’d never met his family, you knew of them but they didn’t know you. You figured it was too dangerous as the more people who knew about you, the easier it would be to find you.
Bruce Wayne was sitting unmasked watching his eldest son be patched up by Alfred Pennyworth before he noticed Jason.
“Jason, who the hell is this?” He asked harshly standing up noticing your presence slightly behind Jason clutching onto his shoulder still trying to regain your composure.
“This is my significant other.” Jason said. “And before you yell, we’ve dated for two years you can trust them. They’re in trouble.” “What kind of trouble?”
“I can’t trust my own mind.” You whispered at the brooding man. “There are still people out there trying to get me to do their dirty work.” “Then don’t do it.” Damian Wayne spoke up coming into the light.
“It’s not as simple as that, there are words- they make me do things, make me do one’s bidding and I have no say. I need- I need help Bruce.” You stutter.
“Please Bruce, we need somewhere safe.” Jason pleads. Something you’d never seen him do before.
“You’ll be safe here.” Bruce responds with a nod.
“Thank you.”
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With the OK from @im-fairly-whitty , an almost stupidly long Ruy and Ruy/Iria playlist.
In some cases, the songs remind me of him less due to the precise nature of the lyrics and more due to tone, just FYI.
Ruy belongs to Witty and @slusheeduck
Just Ruy Playlist
They Know My Name; Big Little Lions: These monsters are hiding within my brain; They roar and they shout and they know my name; These monsters are screaming, they feel our pain and cry
Human; Darren Criss: I feel like a loser; I feel like I'm lost; I feel like I'm not sure; If I feel anything at all; But believe me; I'm not helpless; I just need someone to love; So my situations rough; That just makes me a dumb human; Like you
Ants Marching; Dave Matthews Band: She thinks, we look at each other; Wondering what the other is thinking; But we never say a thing; These crimes between us go deeper// Take these chances; Place them in a box until a quieter time; Lights down, you up and die
Some Nights; Fun.: Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end; 'Cause I could use some friends for a change; And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again; Some nights, I always win
Polaroid; Imagine Dragons: I'm a reckless mistake; I'm a cold night's intake; I'm a one night too long; I'm a come on too strong; All my life, I've been living in the living in the fast lane; Can't slow down, I'm a rolling freight train; One more time, gotta start all over; Can't slow down, I'm a lone red rover
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.); Katy Perry: It's a blacked out blur; But I'm pretty sure; It ruled
Because Of You; Kelly Clarkson: I'm forced to fake; A smile, a laugh everyday of my life; My heart can't possibly break; When it wasn't even whole to start with
Mad World; Tears for Fears: And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad; The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had; I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take; When people run in circles it's a very, very; Mad world
Waco Moon; Todd Snider: Yellow Rose, Waco Moon; Quit too late, you're gonna die too soon; Woman with a needle and a silver spoon; Holed up singin' the devil's tune; Playin' the blues, payin' your dues; Speedin' your young life away// Sleepin' through a dream come true; you just threw all that talent away
God, Please Let Me Go Back; Josh Rouse: Little fellow wanted to know; yes a little fellow wanted to know; He said, 'Boy, are you ready to die?'; I told him, 'I would have to say no'; 'Cause in my life, I only wanted things to go right; Oh my god, I can't believe the mess I've caused; I wanna go back again; Please let me go back again
Antebellum; Vienna Teng: I know the border lines we drew between us; Keep the weapons down; Keep the wounded safe// But then the fights; the sharp words splintering the night; How I couldn't be what you'd need; But oh how I could make you bleed
Family of Me; Ben Folds: Oooo, and it's alright; Yeah it is, I swear, You'll see; (It's not really); Yeah, it's alright; 'Cause I've always got my family of me
Ruy/Iria Playlist
When I Was Your Man; Bruno Mars: I hope he buys you flowers; I hope he holds your hand; gives you all his hours; when he has the chance; takes you to every party; 'cause I remember how much you love to dance; Do all the things I should have done; when I was your man
Recessional; Vienna Teng: Who are you, a stranger in the shell of a lover; Dark curtains drawn by the passage of time?; Oh words like rain, how sweet the sound; 'Well anyway,' she says, 'I'll see you around…'
In Our Bedroom After the War; Stars: She's gone, she left before you woke; As you ate last night, neither of you spoke; Dishes, TV, Bed, the dark was filled with dread; But at least the war is over
Broken; Robert Downey Jr.: In love with a broken heart; (Think I leave today, I cover it all this way); You fell in love with a broken heart; (Every earthly breath, a lifeless testimony); In love with a broken heart; (Don't you know?)
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do; Renee Olstead: I beg of you, don't say goodbye; Can't we give our love just one more try?; Come on, let's start anew; 'cause breaking up is hard to do
The Panic In Me; Elton John: For when you are laughing; Like silver, like rain; You cool me, you soothe me; And love me again; For a few perfect hours; The world lets me be; you know how to calm down; oh oh; the panic in me
When The Day Met the Night; Panic! At the Disco: When the sun found the moon; She was drinking tea in a garden; Under the green umbrella trees; In the middle of summer; when the moon found the sun; He looked like he was barely hanging on; But her eyes saved his life; In the middle of summer
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85 Questions: Tag Game
I was tagged by @perforabuntsaggittis , thanks for tagging me,
Last
drink: ginger ale
phone call: my best friend whose like my little bro or my cousin (I’m to lazy to look)
text message: Chai (like my older bro ) or Savannah
song you listened to: Breadwinners- YBN
time you cried: July about my ex
Ever
dated someone twice: yes
kissed someone and regretted it: no
been cheated on: yes
lost someone special: yes
been depressed: yes
gotten drunk and thrown up: maybe?
In The Last Year Have You
made new friends: yes
fallen out of love: no
laughed until you cried: yes
found out someone was talking about you: yes
met someone who changed you: yes
found out who your friends are: yes
kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: no
General
how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: only my mom because shes the only one i let friend me
do you have any pets: nope
do you want to change your name: ask me that when i was seven i would say yes but now im like no
what did you do for your last birthday: i dont celebrate mine i usually just its my birthday and do nothing maybe eat
what time did you wake up today: 5:36 am
what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
what is something you can’t wait for: getting married and having kids
what are you listening to right now: ilysm-gnash
have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
something that gets on your nerves: when people try to justify cheating
most visited website: Wattpad, YouTube, Tumblr, Instagram, Spotify, Snapchat
hair color: Black
long or short hair: short when wet at my neck when flat ironed
do you have a crush on someone: Tom Holland, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, (My ex ew ik),
what do you like about yourself: my logic.My eyes in the sun. My lips
want any piercings: cartilage, double helix
blood type: Idk
nicknames: Zee or Sky
relationship status: sadly single
zodiac: Aries
pronouns: she/her
fave tv shows: Supergirl, Riverdale, Gotham, The simpsons, South park, The Flash,Regin
tattoos: none i cant get any because or religion but if i could id get my Children name, Bible quotes, and maybe some arrows
right or left handed: right
ever had surgery: no
sport: Hockey, gymnastics and swimming
vacation: I want to go the London maybe ‘southwest london darling’ but i went Virgina this year so yeah
trainers: WhAt???
fave colors: blue, Sky blue sometimes pink , and red.
eating: grill cheese for breakfast
drinking: water
I’m about to watch: Riverdale
waiting for: a relationship
want: a nice relationship, someone I can talk to about anything, who can nerd out with me, who listens. Also kids because i love kids and there everything to me the minute i see a baby or a kid in general i feel like they are my life
get married: yes
career: I’d like to work in the government or be a stay at home mom tbh
Which is Better
Hugs or Kisses
Lips or Eyes
Shorter or Taller
Older or Younger
Nice Arms or Stomach
Hookup or Relationship
Troublemaker or Hesitant: both tbh like they know what there doing but when they know something might end bad so they hesite
Have You Ever
kissed a stranger: no
drunk hard liquor: yes
kissed a stranger: no
lost glasses: yes
turned someone down: yes
sex on first date: no
broken someone’s heart: yes, but only because i found out something so i broke up with him
had your heart broken: yes
been arrested: no
cried when someone died: yes
fallen for a friend: yes, but happy we aren't friends anymore and i didn't date him because hes a jerk now
Do You Believe In
yourself: sometimes but if its not school related
miracles: yes
love at first sight: yes
Santa Clause:never did i lost my childhood very young
kiss on a first date: no
angels: yes
Others
best friends name: Bryan, Savannha, Jessica,
eye color: brown
fave movie: Spiderman Homecoming. Avengers infinity war, Son of batman, A Girl Like Her
fave actors: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Cole Sprose , Madeline Petch, Margo Robbie, RDJ , Chris Hemsworth
I tag: @beautiful-holland @river-fics @sh000keth @kitty-and-bats-0
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infinity war
nearly 24 hours after coming out of the movie i am still
not
ready
to compile my thoughts in any kind of coherent order
but anyway here’s what we used to call in the good old days a SPOILER CUT <lj-cut text=“FUCKING SPOILERS U GUYS”> god im old
“... Steve?”
AND ALSO LIKE, THAT ENTIRE LAST FEW MINUTES OF THE MOVIE, I SWEAR TO GOD, PETER PARKER I’M DYING I’M DYING
so i went to see it in the Fancy Theatre because I (a) needed to hear all the lines (still don’t know half of the best lines in Ragnarok bc of screaming opening night crowds) and (b) i needed to see this on my own and without my usual movie-frands because to them the MCU is just like, Some Movies, I Guess They’re Fun, because they are not fannish in the way that im fannish and i cannot pretend to be a sensible adult woman about these movies
Also, if you’re still the kind of young’un who feels weird going to the movies alone: don’t, it’s fucking awesome
for the entire last few scenes, starting from that moment when Thanos snaps his fingers, we were just. Everything. Everyone in that cinema was completely dead silent. I don’t think anyone breathed or moved. Maybe like - I think I might have let out a strangled whimper when Peter Parker, but we just, we were so caught up in it
and then the credits rolled and i s2g every single person was dead quiet for the whole thing until the end scene
ok i still can’t words? i have so many thoughts about HOLY WOW did they just change the fucking landscape!!! and HOLY SHIT THEY DID THAT and ;lakdsjfa;lskdjg ad, in short, alksjfa;ljdfl;kasja;ad forever. I think I need to go see it again soon to pick up all the bits i missed and also to try to comprehend how terrible everything is
and i think a lot of fans are going to HATE!!! this, and ok, i love me some stucky, who doesn’t love them some stucky?? but i also feel v possessive of Bucky as a character because like, him and Jason Todd, they were MY DEAD ROBINS BEFORE FANDOM FOUND THEM (bucky was never a Robin but like, he would have been, should have been, in a different universe, there’s a panel in one late-90s comic where he and Jay Todd are chilling together in heaven and if the world was a fair place they still would be, but ANYWAY, DEAD ROBIN FEELINGS ASIDE, man, i love him, and i love this great and terrible story, and i love comics-buckynat, and i have never been a single-mode shipper, so ANYWAY
ANYWAY, what i am getting at is, for this huge and terrible love story of a hundred years to just die in the snap of a mad god’s fingers, that fuckin gets me good, i’m ON BOARD for (a) the steve-coping-with-his-new-world fic (b) the fix-its but also and most importantly (c) this was just. tragic and beautiful.
like, he was redeemed. he got beautiful jesus hair, he was good with the world. bucky dying hurts, but imagine how much more it’d hurt if he still hadn’t reclaimed his life, his self? IM LOOKING AT YOU JK ROWLING WITH YOUR CURTAINS AND YOUR MID-NARRATIVE-ARC-KILLING-OF-SIRIUS, I WAS A TEENAGER AND IVE NEVER RECOVRED
BUT PETER PARKER DYING OH GOD i didnt actually cry but i came damn close at that scene
and NICK AND MARIA, FUCK, JUST FUCK ME UP,
T’CHALLA, GOD, I WAS NOT READY, danai’s FACE, i died inside
but i just! i’m so devastated, i got out and immediately texted psandqs “my heart is an ashy wasteland never speak to me again” (to which she replied IF THEY KILLED STEVE OMG” and i did not tell her anything but she’s gonna be real mad when she gets to see this) and i’m so upset and so mourning for them, but i also
i love it???
i love that they’re willing to take steps like that
i love how completely they were just like, “no, fuck it, no, the heroes fucking LOSE”
i love that they irrevocably shattered the landscape of the MCU as we know it
i love that we’re going to get to see the aftermath of a universe dealing with the loss of literally half of everyone ever
i am HERE for this apocalyptic narrative twist
i cant wait to see what comes next
and i know it’s gonna hurt, but i love it when stories make me hurt, i really do. im here for fluff and sweetness, but stories with serious emotional impact, i mean, that’s why i read!!! thats what i want!
tl;dr: juST FUCK ME UP, BUT FOR REAL, THAT’S WHAT IM HERE FOR
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tagged by the lovely @britneyshakespeare to answer these 10 questions & come up with 10 of my own. thank you !! 💗
psa i wrote way too much please don’t read this. just skip to the questions at the end if i tagged you
1. What are 3 songs that mean something to you, and what do they mean?
that’s hard because i don’t usually find personal meanings in songs. i’m a lot more interested in what the song means to the artist who wrote it. but let’s see if i can think of some
-um. after all by david bowie was always Highly Relatable. like. prattling on & on waxing philosophical only to suddenly realize everything i said is wrong and don’t hate me and also now i’m having an existential crisis and i shouldn’t have started talking in the first place? M e
-when i was first getting into rush i was a big fan of Self Isolating To Cope and also i had no friends and was proud of it (bc if i couldn’t find a way to take pride in my [perceivedly] unchangeable flaws my entire self image would come crashing to the ground and that just wasn’t a good time . anyway). so the lines “nothing can survive in a vacuum / no one can exist all alone” from turn the page pissed me off. but now! now i have loads of friends and i feel legitimately cared about and i feel like i can comfortably reciprocate that and now when i hear that song i think you know what neil? you’re goddamn right.
-uh i s’pose i relate to another brick in the wall pt 3 which is not a good thing but. i dunno i really love being angrily in denial of needing any help whatsoever along to this song. it’s my flaw-pride anthem (don’t worry i don’t take it literally. it’s just fun in the moment)
-shit i know this said three but the one person who i relate to EVERY FUCKING SONG he’s ever put out is bill wurtz. never have i felt so understood than when i listen to bill wurtz’s music. god it’s the most uncanny feeling, i really really understand it a lot
ok i have to stop thinking of more . turns out a lot have meaning to me ive spent like an hour on this question alone Moving On
2. What’s your ideal self like?
. this was The Worst question to ask me because i can and will ramble on for hours given the opportunity
well i’d be able to execute my ideas, for one. instead of just having a half-baked - quarter-baked - fleeting concept with no real idea of how to achieve it. more specifically i want to be able to write songs. more more specifically i want to be able to write the music aspect of songs. i can’t do it. i dont fuckin know why i just can’t. but if i could i think i just might be content with life.
but that doesn’t mean there aren’t still things to improve. i wish i was funnier. i like my weird brand of humor/abstractity online but that’s hard to replicate in real life. i wish i was better at thinking on the spot. i wish my memory didn’t only retain stuff when it feels like it. i wish i was better at putting my thoughts into words, more concisely and accurately and effectively.
um i wish i didnt have executive function issues. like i wanna just do stuff and not have it take all the energy out of me. wish i had the energy to do it to begin with. wish i could keep up with socializing and not ignore people for hours/days because i can’t get myself to maintain conversation.
ok clearly this is leading down an endless tunnel of what i’d change so . i’ll just say my ideal self is a successful musician with a good social life but also an element of mystery and intrigue. my ideal self is just david bowie
3. Who, of all your family members (immediate or extended), do you think has had the most influence on you, for better or for worse?
my mom for a lot (a looooooot) of reasons but if i go into it this is gonna push it over the line from a tag game into a therapy session (if i havent crossed that line already)
4. What’s your main outlet of expression?
writing. journalling. fuckin , social media. actually yeah that more than anything. my Self is on display here if you look at my tumblr(s) my twitter(s) and my instagram(s) you’ve got a pretty goddamn decent picture of who i am
5. What was the first album you ever bought for yourself?
uh i mean i listen to most stuff off of youtube if i don’t already have it so like,,? i dunno. does itunes count? the first vinyl i ever got was wish you were here (for forty fuckin bucks god) but i paid with my aunt’s money so does that even count. i don’t know.
6. Do you like to go shopping?
depends on a lot of things. lately i’ve been in the mood to just get out of the damn house whenever possible (love being a high school dropout !) so the answer is pretty much yes anytime. but it really depends.
7. Kind of cliche but, if you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, who would you pick?
i wanna be the fourth person at the dinner with rush table. just to observe. i’d be terrified to actually have a conversation with any of my idols. okay but if i had to get over that fear i guess i’d pick..... bowie? todd? i don’t know this is hard. alex lifeson circa 197something so he can take me back to his place afterwards you pickin up what im puttin down
8. What TV show do you watch when you’re feeling stressed or low and you need a quick feel-better fix?
i don’t watch tv like ever not even in this case but i guess full house
9. What was the last intriguing conversation you had about?
everything my girlfriend said to me today (edit: yesterday but i did this last night) was great everything my girlfriend’s ever said to me was great
oh that didn’t answer the question at all i just realized. uh they were telling me about the star wars prequels (which i have not seen) and earlier we were having a very analytical conversation about a particularly interesting rush photo
also me & @swanky-trash were discussing our plans to take down trump and all the rest of those bastards while wearing jareth from labyrinth costumes and eating mushrooms. because it’s our destiny as clones separated at birth. yknow just life stuff
10. What’s something about yourself that you don’t think comes across as painfully obvious online, but is, in fact, in person?
shit are we at the end already? damn. i was enjoying this (can you tell).
okay here’s another one i could go on for 12 years about. but uh. i probably come across as way more perky irl? like my voice is all high pitched and i talk really fast and smile and laugh at everything and i have a whatever the opposite of monotone is voice. i don’t like that. i try to combat it online with the all-lowercase typing and shortening of words and omission of punctuation and that sort of thing. i think it’s worked. also i may be terrible at typing but i am WAY worse at speaking. i’m scatterbrained as hell and if i seem at all interesting or witty online that all goes to shit irl. also i can’t fucking talk to people who i only know in person? it just doesn’t work. thank god i have you guys
haaaa okay sorry for the rambling here are the questions
1. what’s the best day/one of the best days you’ve ever had?
2. how important is your social media presence to you?
3. what achievement are you proudest of?
4. describe your sense of humor.
5. is there anything you’re good at or like to do that people who don’t know you well probably wouldn’t expect?
6. what’s your most interesting family story?
7. favorite color palette?
8. what’s something that would be very “out of character” for you to do?
9. yknow that thing on twitter that’s like “pick 1 & rt for good luck” and the options are good grades, meet your idol, money, or crush texts you? which one would/did you pick and why?
10. what’s a song you either wish you’d written or feel like you could’ve written?
i tag @thetemplesofrush @thumbnailoak3 @swanky-trash @lavender-layne @realalexlifeson @davies-jones @goallines-and-musicrhymes @fruitthemed @graveyarding @cosmikdebris99 and anyone else who wants to do it and dont feel pressured to do it etc etc god i hope none of you actually read this whole thing i am so sorry
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Fic recs masterpost
ok so i used to have a lot of fics masterposts on my old blog and people keep asking for recs + i wont be able to upddate them or anything anymore so i decided to just move them all to this blog
under the cut: AUS / arkham knight / jaykyle / jayroy / robin!jason / gen / angst fics
*: last added (april 4) // for some reason the links arent working so go to jasontodd.tumblr.com/ficrecs for the links, sorry!
AUS
The Virtue of Revenge | young justice au with jason as red x making his own team with roy, starfire, raven, and others. i love it, even if it has shaky moments and stuff pls give it a chance.
crystal silence creeping down | young justice/lost days au
Flicker from View | another young justice au
Live to Rise | yes. you guessed it. young justice au.
Collide & Convergence | au where post crisis jason goes to the young justice universe
The Changeling Sequence | series where jason meets damian before he went to gotham. The last part is a wip that i doubt will ever get updated again, so uh be careful. read only the first or second part and forget about the third.
The Drag of Fate | au where jason is lady shiva’s son as well. Part of a series, which i also highly recommend but idk if they would be au as well
heavy on the heart | another jason and cass are bio siblings. A+.
Didymous | cass and jason are twins.
repairing the world | i dont know how to explain this series.. its an au and really really good. Jason doesn’t appear in all the pieces.
just go | jayroy, wings au
In the Shadows (of Who We Used to Be) | jayroy, black widow & hawkeye au
The Family (or how Jason Todd was adopted by the Avengers) | marvel crossover
bad boys bad boys (whatcha gonna dooo) ♫ | jason is damian’s batman. iconic fic imo.
Rise (And Try Not to Fall) | star wars au
A Bird in Morning | bruce finds jason when he’s at the hospital after crawling out of his grave
Moment Between | ghost jason & ghost martha and thomas wayne
We’re not in Crime Alley Anymore | au where jason was younger when bruce took him (and he didnt become robin)
Perhaps The World Ends Here | marvel crossover, future jaykyle
Batten Down the Hatches | a few different aus here. young justice + helena wayne
My Brother's Keeper | jason & damian knew each other from before + damian arrives to gotham just for jason
When the Moon Found the Sun | main story is clark/bruce but it’s preetty cute. soulmates au.
Between the Light and the Dark* | damian & jason uuhm i cant remember what this one was about per se bc im reading like 5487 similar fics but yeah
Two Dead Birds | time travel stuff
Red Blood, Blue Blood | jason (and the rest of the batkids) are bruce’s biological kids, yeah i wasnt a big fan of the premise at first either but its gud
Rebirth | talia & jason, mind the warnings
you belong among the wildflowers | kate n renee adopt jason instead of bruce
We're the warriors of tomorrow | Cass, Jason and Damian meet while with the League of Shadows
Can You Hear Me? | ghost jason
to death's other kingdom I will not go | bruce makes it on time au
The Ties That Bind | The pit restores Jason's body but not his mind, Ra's makes him one of his assassins and Talia adopts him as her own.
death’s outlet song of life* | the gordons find jason before the events of lost days
reflections on shattered mirrors.* | talia & jason stuff
Come Alive* | young justice s3 based
A Path Upon The Ground* | au from lost days, eddie and jason meet again
ARKHAM VERSE
If He Had Come & the sequel Desiderium | au where bruce rescued jason before he could become the arkham knight.
the roads we know
this gun needs no bullets
JASON & BRUCE CENTRIC (not romantic)
Quack | this one is so crackish but so so cute i love it, robin jason
If He Had Come & sequel Desiderium | arkham knight verse and its so good and has a lot of bruce & jason feels
Neverland / Keep Lying To Me | deaged/ little jason from another universe.. sad and cute
Icarus and Bubble Gum | fluff, robin jason
Knock On Death’s Door | bit of both but not so so so angst, red hood jason
dead and dying things | au
In Memoriam | angst, trying to fix their relationship, red hood jason
If the Fates Allow | angst, red hood jason
The D-Word | fluff kind of.. red hood jason
This Place We Built With Grace and Guilt | angst angst angst, red hood jason
I Love You | robin jason, fluff
Wayward Birds | fluff and angst, robin jason
yesterday’s gone, yeah it went away (i’ve been lost but i’m here today) | another trying to fix their relationship fic, its cute and sad
We’re not in Crime Alley Anymore | au where jason was younger when bruce took him (and he didnt become robin)
Little Absences | sad, robin & red hood
Schrödinger's Honest Man | sad, drugs tw, absolute fave
White Christmas | bruce & robin!jason
Frozen History | de-age
Stargazer | jason n bruce patching their relationship.. its iconic
Unconventional Family Reunions | bvs setting
Prompt: Trapped | mind the warnings
Safe In My Arms
The Failures of Reverse Engineering | ghhm not really bruce & jason maybe?
to death's other kingdom I will not go | bruce saves jason au
points of impact | glass case get fucked
is it my fault? (we've been missing each other)*
waiting for you. *
The Little Things*
World's Finest* | my uwus my uwus have fallen everywhere
JAYKYLE (all iconic)
In Which Kyle Confesses The Same Thing Six Times
milk and honey
Batman vs Space Bureaucracy
deadlock
attention to detail
tempest in a teapot
violet tendencies
no love, no glory (no hero in his skies)
keep the door open for me
waffles and war
The Art of Subtlety (jason lives au)
Perhaps The World Ends Here | marvel crossover, future jaykyle
Riding in Batcars with Boys
boy, you fill my lungs with sweetness
no chance, no way, i won't say it (no, no)
a change in the atmosphere
invitation to commitment
Overexposed
i deserve that, don't i, some sort of blazing love that i can live with
i won't say
The water is always warmest at dawn
JAYROY (all iconic too)
sleepless
Countdown
just go (wings au)
Unspoken
(for thy love is) better than wine (E)
Rooftops
Dick Wolf is a Really Funny Name
A headache isn’t always a bad thing
sad eyes, bad guys, mouth full of white lies [high school au]
kairosclerosis
The Night They Met
march down an empty street (like a ship into the storm) *
Archange de la mort (rallume ton flambeau) * | hic warning lol
this time, the loser wins | steph & jason centric though
So Baby Come Light Me Up *
Little Talks *
All the light is never ending, much like you and I; *
Don't let me go, for I feel I may fall * | soulmates au
Something Reckless *
OTHERS
how to make a home. * | some eddie/jason if you squint, rose/eddie/jason team up
This Car Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us* | could be read as jayconnor :3
Robin/young!Jason
The Art of Subtlety | jason lives au, jaykyle
Little Absences | sad, robin & red hood
I Love You | robin jason, fluff
Wayward Birds | fluff and angst, robin jason
Icarus and Bubble Gum | fluff, robin jason
Quack | this one is so crackish but so so cute i love it, robin jason
we were not tragedies | jason & babs, read warnings
Heavy Home | gen, alfred & jason
Good News (No One Mourns the Wicked) | Jason & steph & damian. harold they’re dead (kinda robin!jason??)
Love Yourself (So No One Has To) | good amazing au with some selina & jason (not really.. robin but it starts as robin!jason i guess?)
Moment Between | ghost jason & ghost martha and thomas wayne
We’re not in Crime Alley Anymore | au where jason was younger when bruce took him (and he didnt become robin)
Tired & Laundry | kinda au, read tw!
Smoke | jason & jim gordon
White Christmas | bruce & robin!jason
is it my fault? (we've been missing each other)* | mix of present and past jason
Sidekick*
waiting for you.* | technically baby jason
The Little Things*
World's Finest* | oh this one.. my uwus
GEN
hold on to what we are, hold on to your heart | gen, Barbara & Jason friendship. Some dinahbabs & jayroy
gotta give the boy points | gen, absolute fave
Strangers in Nothing but Name | marvel crossover, side steve/bucky
If He Had Come | Desiderium | Arkham Verse, gen
I can’t think up a good name for this | young justice verse, gen apart from canon relationships
A Better Thesis | gen, p short but i loved it
The F-Word | gen, batboys being batboys
until i’m in my grave | gen, wip
Robins United | gen, batkids bonding, except for cass, thats my only complaint
Free of Dogma | gen, canon divergence, marvel crossover w Jason & Bucky
bad boys bad boys (whatcha gonna dooo) ♫ | au where damian is jasons robin and not dick’s, obviously damian & jason brotp.
Heavy Home | gen, alfred & jason
In the Shadow of Two Gunmen | gen, Marvel crossover
Flicker from View | side Barbara/Dick, young justice verse
I Love You | gen, Bruce & Jason
how to hide a stray resurrected superhero from your parents/parental figure | au, jason & tim friendship kinda
One For The Road | Jason/Roy/Koriand’r but its SO cute
Baby, It’s Cold Outside | gen, Dick & Jason
The (Family) Doctor’s Appointment | gen, batboys bonding
The Family (or how Jason Todd was adopted by the Avengers) | marvel crossover, gen
Reason | wip, gen, canon divergence
Soliloquy | gen, tim & Jason brotp, and really cute batfam moments
Red As The Shadow Of Death | gen, young justice/under the red hood verse
Give Yourself a Chance | gen, duke & Jason & leslie brotpish
homecoming | outlaws brotp fic, could be considered shippy if you want to
And I Said What About Breakfast at Tiffany’s | jason & steph
Of Bats and the Forsaken | jason & all the batkids, side steph/cass and jay/roy if you squint
this is a long drive (for three robins who don’t agree on much) | no capes au, steph & jason & damian, background tim/tam
The Dying of the Light | marvel crossover, bucky & jason, canon divergence
Cat | selina & jason, catlad au
Killing for Love | cass & jason, au where jason was lady shivas son
Keep Lying To Me | de-aged au, just heartbreaking imo, cursed fic
The Social Habits of Robin | gen, batboys. Where_is_cass.jpg tho
Steph and Jay’s Excellent Adventures | series, Steph & Jason
Neverland | jason & batkids, young!jay travels to the future. sad asad sad
on a thin chain of moments and something like faith | gen, jason & cass & steph mostly. really good
Good News (No One Mourns the Wicked) | Jason & steph & damian. harold they’re dead
In a Parallel Life | batboys focused, it has amazing dialogue, dynamics, and characterization. It’s only missing Cass and the rest of the girls.
repairing the world | series, not everything is about the batfam.
Born to Run (Born to Rise) | Jason & Talia having a mother/son relationship reblog if you agree
Live to Rise | it updated again p recently so yay! young justice verse
To Save a Dying City | jason + other people
Let’s Have Some Fun This Beat Is Sick | mostly damian centric
Movie Night: The Mummy | read trigger warnings, batboys
The Trading Chain | not jason centric, but it has cass being older than jason and calling him “little brother” so noice
we sure know how to run free | jason & cass
Yesterday’s Voices | bruce loses his memory au
Nests and Cages series | read trigger warnings
Roots | barbara centric, really good plot and characterization
Love Yourself (So No One Has To) | good amazing au with selina & jason
Retrograde Motion | de aged jason au
Provenance | mostly roy centric, bruce fucks oliver’s life for what he did to roy. iconic
Schrödinger's Honest Man | sad, drugs tw, absolute fave
Batten Down the Hatches | a few different aus here. young justice + helena wayne
My Brother's Keeper | jason & damian knew each other from before + damian arrives to gotham just for jason
White Christmas | bruce & robin!jason
until i'm in my grave v2 | this one is already mentioned in this post BUUUT the writer started rewriting it so!
Frozen History | de-age
Stargazer | jason n bruce patching their relationship.. its iconic
show me yesterday, for i can’t find today | time travel au
Warm Enough | alfred & jay fluff
Parallels | mia & jason team up
Legacy | reverse robins, not jason centric but hes there alright.. i think.. i cant remember :D
What are the words I'm forbidden to say?* | damian & jay fluff
Cracked Foundation| jason n damian
Cat's Cradle | more jason n damian
spaces in between | damian & jason again
When the lights go out | damian & jason, theres a pattern here
in my head, i do everything right | some jason & steph
is it my fault? (we've been missing each other)* | past & future jason
life, if well lived* | jason travels back in time and meets martha & thomas wayne
In Charge * | babie jason
Pyrrhic victory* | jason & damian stuff
Twists and Turns* | more jason & damian bonding
Of Brothers and Batcows* | guess what.. yes! more jason & damian
This Car Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us* | jason & connor.. say no more!
First Gear* | back to jason & damian please read this.. damian tries to teach jason to drive
changing, falling, fading (please watch over me)* | jason bonds with damian & steph
ANGST
Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death [read the trigger warnings!!]
in the repairing the world series there are a lot of fics dealing with jason, tho Warm Enough ugh not all are centered around him. I would say read Escalation | Coup de Grâce | Interlude for the rh!jason arc, and Tired & Laundry for robin!jason. [also read trigger warnings]
Countdown | jason/roy]
those six days [trigger warnings again!!!]
Call | angst
the tune without the words | kind of character study from jim gordon’s pov
Unspoken | jason/roy, really angsty if you remember how red hood arsenal ended
If He Had Come & Desiderium | arkham knight verse, read trigger warnings!
Reason | on hiatus :/
hold on to what we are, hold on to your heart | this is my favorite ever.. read trigger warnings
Heavy Home | alfred & jason
until i’m in my grave [trigger warnings!]
Keeping Broken Pieces Together
Monsters | marvel crossover
gotta give the boy points | this one please!!!! another fav. read trigger warnings
The weight of it [trigger warnings!]
Live to Rise | young justice verse
Neverland | THIS ONE IS PURE ANGST!!! please its so sad..
Keep Lying To Me | this one has some angsty scenes too im sad emoji
hangman is coming down from the gallows | some angst
Movie Night: The Mummy | read trigger warnings, batboys
Love Yourself (So No One Has To)
All in the Blood [read trigger warnings]
Little Absences
Stargazer | jason n bruce patching their relationship.. its iconic
Rebirth * | mind the warnings and its really. sad.
The Failures of Reverse Engineering *
Eternal Soliloquy * | sad sad
throw me a lifeline (I might even catch it) *
changing, falling, fading (please watch over me) * | jason & steph & dami angst
#dc: fic#i'm posting from phone so if its fucked.. that's why#if the read more doesn't work i'll fix it tomorrow
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Top Ten Videocons of Twenty Seventeen, More or Less
2017 has, by all accounts, been a fantastic year for Video Games. Unfortunately for me, it has been a not so fantastic year in Having Money. So while in a perfect world my now annual game of the year list would have been a terribly contested and dramatic affair of cutting games I thought were good but just didn't make it, in actuality, I had to scramble and cheat a little to just find 10 games to slot in and talk about. I did at least manage to find them. Mostly.
10. Destiny 2
Destiny is a franchise with a troubled history, which feels weird to say about something that came out in late 2014. Nevertheless, Destiny 2's shooty looty gameplay loop finds its way on to my list. The story is tepid and the characters, with a few exceptions, are scarcely worthy of memory, but the visuals are good and the core mechanics of shooting and using abilities are a solid foundation to build upon in the inevitable flurry of DLC packages and expacs. It's all quite reminiscent of Borderlands, except without the unmistakable caustic ooze of Randy Pitchford's involvement. That in and of itself is praiseworthy.
9. Gravity Rush 2/Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Okay so I maybe didn't actually play this one myself. I usually try to exclude stuff that I watched and enjoyed but in this case I was sitting on the couch with other people playing it so that's basically the same thing as playing it myself right? I think I held the controller for a little bit. Anyway this game is super weird and charming and a little nauseating in parts because you sort of go flying off into the stratosphere randomly? But the aesthetic and Mood the game goes for is very unique and fun, it even has its own cute little made up language I mistook for French at first until I heard some Japanese and Spanish sounding words in there as well. The main characters Kat and Raven are dating I think? They're happy and alive girlfriends. Raven is a little broody I guess but they're definitely not the Sad, Dead Lesbians I have grown to detest. Raven is not Velvet. Just reminding myself. Tropical Freeze is just really good and while it maybe came out like years ago I only got to play it very recently on my friend's Wii U. The music is super good fuck you Jeff Gerstmann I will fucking fight you and your shitty opinions about video games you god damned grumpy old man.
8. The Surge
My Thoughts on the Surge are well documented on this very website. It's flawed and frustrating in a lot of ways, nonsensical in others, and the story never quite commits to its original conceit which is a real shame. All that said, I respect the game for what it was unabashedly trying to do: be Dark Souls but with cyborg powerloaders and robots. Like, you gotta live your bliss, right? Lords of the Fallen was utterly miserable and the improvements that The Surge demonstrates gives me cause for optimism in future games from the developer. Anything that gives me cause for optimism in 2017 has to be worth something. That said, the inevitable The Surge 2 is probably going to be kind of by the numbers and unnecessary but that's just how you make games in the 21st century.
7. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
To begin with, BotW would be much higher on this list if I had not only come into owning it and a Switch yesterday. It is by all counts extremely good, an open world game that's actually pleasant and charming and has meritorious mechanics outside of Todd Howard style "you can go fuck that mountain" nonsense. I mean don't get me wrong you can fuck plenty of mountains in this game. Link is fucking Spider-man in this game, the only surfaces he can't mysteriously latch on to are inside the puzzle shrines so you can't just cheese them. Weapon degradation is maybe a little excessive? I feel sort of like Bayonetta in the first cutscene where she keeps yelling "Guns!" when she runs out of ammo except I'm yelling "shitty wooden sticks!" when the one I'm using breaks into a million tiny pieces. I understand the reasoning behind it, I do. It establishes a certain rhythm to the game of exploring, fighting, stocking up on shitty wooden sticks, and repeating. When you find like, an actual sword or spear it feels like an occasion to celebrate, and the whole thing demands that you use a variety of different weapons and weapon-like objects. I'm not nearly far in enough to give an honest, comprehensive picture of the game. I just really like what I've played so far so I'm just compromising by putting BotW relatively low on the list.
6. Cuphead
It's Cuphead! Everybody knows Cuphead by now. It's gorgeous, the soundtrack is great if somewhat lacking in variety, King Dice is really cool but has extremely unfortunate racial undertones, the game is pretty hard (not that hard?) and Cala Maria is a babe. It's a singular game that is extremely worthwhile and hopefully paves the way for future games in a similar style of aping specific styles and eras of animation. I really want a game that goes hard on the 1950s Looney Tunes aesthetic where you just drop anvils on people forever. Cuphead isn't perfect, as a lot of the game's difficulty and length comes from bad checkpointing. It's a necessary evil, because if the game did not blatantly disrespect your time in a lot of the later fights, the game would be like, two hours long. I'm not a proponent of the "git gud" philosophy but I can't help but feel like I really want to say that to the various bad-at-games journos who got bent out of shape about Cuphead being hard. This is your damn job. You can suck it up for one game, especially when it's really very good and unique like Cuphead. Also my mom came in while I was playing it and thought I was watching a popeye cartoon so that was kind of cute I guess.
5. Civilization 6 (CHEATING AGAIN)
YEAH I KNOW THIS GAME CAME OUT LAST YEAR AND IM A HUGE IDIOT FUCKER but hear me out Civ6 is really fucking good because of the fact that Wonders take up physical space on the map and districting does the same thing. Like just this single mechanical change basically doubles the amount of thought and planning you need to put into playing the game even on low difficulties to optimize your output and production. Like it's a civilization game so there's not really anything too groundbreaking here but I fucking adore this game. Really looking forward to Rise and Fall, which will be early 2018. With the initial release being late 2016 I feel like this is like, an honorary 2017 game. Don't @ me.
4. Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight is another game I wrote about previously on the blog, but unlike The Surge I had basically nothing but good things to say about it. Hollow Knight has gorgeous hand drawn graphics and environments not entirely unlike Cuphead, but obviously goes for a much more reserved mood. Hollow Knight is a rock solid Metroidvania game with strong aesthetic and musical chops to back it up, as well as some Dark Souls-esque flourishes to give the game a bit of bite and a haunting narrative arc. A fantastic indie game and I can't wait to see what Team Cherry does next. I need to get around to doing the Halloween DLC, come to think of it. Did you know Zote actually has as many precepts as he says he does? I listened to them all. Some of them aren't too bad.
3. Nioh
Geralt the Witcher's moonlighting adventure as a samurai came out quite early in 2017, but remains one of the best games of the year due to its complex and rewarding combat system, beautiful Warring Kingdoms era Japanese architecture inspirations, fun mythological monster designs, and genuinely well done historical fiction backdrop. Coming into it, I fully expected "Dark Souls except the bosses are like Tengus and Nues and shit", but that description does the game a pretty big disservice. It's much more than that, both from a narrative standpoint, which is a fantastically tinged retelling of the Warring Kingdoms period, and from a gameplay one. The combat in Nioh is much more technical than in Dark Souls, with more pretensions of a combo based character action game than the deliberate, heavily customizable experience of the Souls games. Nioh is still quite hard and has the whole death-recovery mechanic, but it makes sense diegetically due to Guardian Spirit system and remains distinct. There are times when it tries to have the best of both worlds and just kind of ends up feeling like it doesn't do a good job at either, but for the most part, Nioh is tremendously fun, and at times infuriatingly difficult, especially in some of the post game optional battles that pit you against multiple bosses at once. Also, finding Kodamas is extremely rewarding because they are so damn cute. I love them. Find them at all costs.
2. Nier: Automata
Nier: Automata, Yoko Taro's latest brainchild, is, well, what it is. It's a hauntingly weird story about what it means to be human, and if that definition is really even adequate. It's a game with a lot to say, which is why I regard it so highly. The core gameplay is fun and serviceable, which is much more than I can say for its predecessor, the first Nier, which was memorable and affecting but played kind of like butts. 2B's android adventures are much more fluid and stylish, and you have a surprising amount of customization options available (though some arguably make the game a little too easy at points, like regenerating health) and there's enough variety in the little Machine Life form enemies (and the big ones, too) that fighting never felt like a chore to me. Of course, others have disagreed, but I think that the tedium really only sets in when you play as 9S, who has a much reduced arsenal of fighting moves in favor of his hacking skills. I liked the little shmup minigames that hacking entailed, so even 9S's story never felt too dull in the actual mechanical execution of it. People tend to have a misunderstanding of how the game works, that you need to complete it 4 times to get the whole experience, but that's not actually true. The 4 endings separate the game into acts more than anything. While 9S's story has a lot of overlap with 2B's story, endings C and D are just entirely new content where you play as A2, who has some tricks of her own distinct from 2B and 9S. It's not perfect, but it's not like you have to play the same game 4 times. It's a very story focused game, so much so that I would say experiencing the narrative is the main draw, but it has the decency to also be varied and fun to play. I love the parts where you get in the transforming flying robot and shoot the dudes. Especially the big dude. You know the one.
1. Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
The latest Final Fantasy XIV expansion, Stormblood, is super good. I wrote a bit about it earlier, and how it has improved upon Heavensward in almost all respects. Stormblood is a superlative MMO expac, with well designed and amazingly presented raids, dungeons, and trials. It's full of "holy shit that's dope" moments, like when you get into a blade struggle against the primal Susano's gigantic Ame-no-Murakumo in an active time event or storm the fortress city of Ala Mhigo. Ultimately, though, what really makes me evaluate Stormblood as my game of the year is how surprisingly thoughtful it is. FFXIV has, since the relaunch of 2.0, been a game that has not shied away from complexity in its narrative conflicts. The juxtaposition of the mythically strong Warrior of Light and the surprisingly mundane issues even she cannot seem to fix has always been the game's most interesting element to me, and as you spearhead revolutions against the Garlean Empire in two different countries, you learn a lot about how imperial colonialism has made things too complicated to be fixed simply driving out the oppressors. You do, eventually, of course, but the story is quick to remind you that this is only the beginning, and a lot of key issues remain unsolved, both in the newly liberated provinces and back at home. Also the Dark Knight questline from 60-70 is basically the best the game has to offer. It feels to me like that Dark Knight is the unofficial Job of Stormblood, despite the promo material and opening movie having you believe it to be about Monks. Monks, as usual, are boring. The themes explored in the Dark Knight questline, about regret, about shades of gray, about self-destruction, all align perfectly with some of the subtler narrative arcs of the main story. It's just really good and I love it. I still really want to write a piece about it on its own. I probably will soon. But for now, I name Stormblood my game of the year, for reminding us that we are still heroes. That we are still good people.
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YFIP: Ollie, Part Nine
yoooooooo, im at fudging nine, @spacejasontodd
HAS NEVER SEEN A ROOSTER EVER
has seen maybe one (1) chicken
can't be bothered to check what part they're on for my YFIP list (laziness is a sin, ollie, and it was 5)
cares about Keef (disgusting)
thinks i almost cried when I EXPLICITLY SAID I MEANT IT IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY (fool, I have never cried in my life, ever)
thinks i care about jason todd bc i experienced emotions once for him
10/10 would slap (gently pwaps tho, ur face probably bruises like a peach)
confuses me almost every day
their entire life is confusion
daddy issues
mommy issues
sibling issues
literally has enough issues to cover every family member
defs the type to look uncool on a motorcycle which automatically notches anyone's coolness up by five points (ur like negative one million cool)
is so uncool, their coolness is negative one million
me: i gotta get dressed for work ollie: good luck!
why the fuck would i need luck for getting dressed
ollie i get dressed all the time
it's not rocket science for me
why are you like this
LAZY
won't call me daddy (offense, ollie. i'd be a great father)
claims that reading porn and looking at it elicites two different responses for them and that's why they won't read my smut but will look and send me different pornographic pics of voltron characters
ollie, my writing is not as explicit as seeing a dick physically go into someone's ass.
is that it??
ARE YOU SAYING U WON'T READ MY SMUT BC IT'S NOT EXPLICIT ENOUGH (offense)
married me and trying to hook me up with a gf
polyam for the win, bro
hates angst but intentionally went back and changed their prompt to an angsty prompt for two of the angstiest characters ever
the meme that goes person a "do you have this thing", person b who visibly has the thing "no" - that's us.
ollie's usually person a bc they are soft like a watermelon
how the fuck do u save weed tea? why are you saving it anyway?
wants me to message them about things but frankly that would decrease my problems for them and i cannot have that
"where are my effects" - ollie immediately after taking a hit of weed
im like 500% sure it was actually grass
claims to have smoked 1 weed
actually has more likely smoked 1 grass
told me they had wi-fi and then didn't tell me when their wi-fi access stopped and then promptly complained when i kept sending them data-eating shiz
u should've told me, fool
this is your own fault
honestly, im still stuck on the fact that they wished me good luck at getting dressed
im very able-bodied and also not a child
i did not need good luck
thinks i stopped tagging them in stuff
fool, relax, i got shit in my queue for you
has no idea what they're gonna do in their future
speaks like twenty languages (unnecessary)
wants to speak like fifty more (doubly unnecessary)
made a post about the fact that i sent them every emoji i had available on my phone in consistent stream
doesn't know their zodiac and astological bullshit but had the nerve to tell me i was wrong about mine (i was not so haha)
blames me for being the reason why lance is piloting red and allura for piloting blue
look, ollie, you fuck, do you think i knew what they were planning?? no??? I WAS JUST TRYING TO WRITE ANGST MY GUY
“I’ll wait for u bro” (i was going to the store)
always dramatic
hates antis but would probably be annoyed by the lack of drama if they didn’t exist
cares about inifity war and probably doesn't worry it will be a disaster, despite the fact that it has 20+ characters and stuff with 20+ characters interacting is always a hit or a miss
the saltiest potato chip
follows the politics of their government like some kind of fool who cares about the direction their country is going in (loser)
once claimed that i, a native english speaker, was speaking the language wrong
ollie
ollie, bro, this is literally the language i grew up with, what did u grow up with, polish, that's right, you fool, you know nothing about english and everything i say is automatically correct by virtue of me being native to this damn language so ha
defs gay for me
also a goddamn nerd
got excited because someone messaged them about jason todd out of the blue
i mean what kind of nerd
bigass nerd
hugeass nerd
the nerdiest of all the nerds
has comic books??? (the nerdiness just mass increases)
reblopped a post i made after it reached like 500 notes just to tell me in the tags that i was doing a good job
i mean
they literally stalk my notes and progress on posts
and i don't even udnerstand why??
are u waiting for me to get famous off a shitpost??
is ur goal here to be famous by association???
i feel like ur goal here is to be famous by association
why
they were made like the powerpuff girls but inside of chemical x, it was chemical NERDINESS
such a nerd
also got a huge dose of "cries about jason todd in the middle of the night" in the middle of their creation process
i once started to make a joke post about us but deleted it because i didn't feel it was accurate only for the post to actually come fricking true three days later
probably a meme
most likely wants to become famous by association
get on my level bro, look AT ALL UR PROBLEMS
their username is spacejasontodd, which implies shiro, but their icon has only ever been jason todd, damian wayne and lance in the eight to nine months that i've known them (petition "change ollie's icon to shiro from voltron so their damn username is accurate 2k17" is now in motion)
abandoned me, their husband who lives six hours behind them, to go to sleep. what kind of disloyalty? smh
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ALL THE MUSICAL POST THING
WHY HELLO THANKS
everything is under the cut since there’s over 30 questions! if anyone read this all i would be impressed and die for u
1. Favorite (Reprise)
y’all 38 planes (reprise)/somewhere in the middle of nowhere is the best reprise ever created sorry i don’t make the rules
2. Best Act 1 ending.
like….nonstop gave me chills when i saw it and it’s still my fave hamilton song i have to choose it
3. If you could go back in time to see a certain production, which one would it be?
if i say i would go back to see great comet with josh as pierre does that count
4. Who should write a musical?
like, this is a weird answer, but i made a post the other day about if dave malloy and sufjan stevens wrote a song together but now i really want to know how freakin weird a musical by them would be
5. The routine you recreate when home alone
i don’t really do a routine but i usually sing no one else loudly in the shower or do sonya & natasha while cleaning/getting ready it’s such a good song to sing while getting shit done
6. A duet you’d love to perform and with whom
oh lordt i can’t sing but a little priest from sweeney todd would be really fun to do
7. A musical everyone can learn from
come from away!!!!!! it’s really approachable and catchy so everyone can be into it but it’s also so important and beautiful!!
8. Favorite set design EVER
is it a surprise that i’m going to say great comet. when i imagine being back in that theater sometimes i start crying
9. Favorite person to play Natasha Rostova
this question told me to insert a role and obviously i picked natasha so that i can talk about how denée literally IS natasha like pippa, shoba, and everyone else are good natashas but denée somehow embodies that naivete and inner joy and also strength and stubbornness of her she does the most beautiful job and seeing her do it live really made me love natasha and i am not going to stop ranting about her performance for as long as i live
P.S. remember when she called natasha “radiant” in her tweet? that’s the most accurate descriptor of denée AS natasha also
10. Best digital #ham4ham
oh the time lin did the barricade bit
or rent4ham because that made me watch rent for the first time and now i love rent
oh or the time pippa sung laurie’s song from the tender land i watch that so much it’s beautiful
11. Make up a name and the ingredients for a Waitress pie
haven’t listened to waitress yet!!
12. Best tap number
like, any bit from newsies, kaylee @jackellysbae knows them
14. Express your love for the orchestras!
HI I WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO THE ORCHESTRAS OF TINY LOCAL THEATERS THAT ARE EVEN LESS RECOGNIZED THAN THOSE AT BIG BROADWAY THEATERS like my local theater always does so great w the orchestra!! good job y’all
15. Favorite musical written by Dave Malloy
this one also told me to insert a composer/lyricist so obviously i had to say dave and like i go back and forth between great comet and ghost quartet they’re both so beautiful but comet is just spectacular, gorgeous, and life changing so uhh. great comet
16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?
u fool, i try to sing them all at once, you cannot sing it any other way (but mostly javert for some reason)
17. A line that never fails to make you laugh
oh in come from away both “ya. that’s a m00se” and “cold towel?” im screaming
and in comet “we are off to the clUb”
18. An upcoming production you’re excited for
THE MY FAIR LADY REVIVAL I WILL SEE IT OR DIE
also i’d love to see once on this island!!!
and dave’s moby dick musical whenever that comes out
19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?
i know i have a couple from comet i think in the fast part of moscow i got really confused for a bit and just mumbled but if i think of anything more specific i’ll edit this
20. A musical you would NEVER see with your parents
well my dad hates musicals and i’d probably see almost anything with my mom except book of mormon or spring awakening
21. Musicals can introduce you to new cultures, interests, fancy words and so on. Name 3 things you’ve learned form musicals
well i read war and peace after getting into great comet so that was a pretty big Learn
come from away obviously i learned about gander!
also i’m going to be a sappy asshole and say that musicals in general have taught me to just GO FOR IT you fool you want to write a rap/hip-hop musical about founding fathers and work on it for 6 years? do it you want to write a musical that doesn’t even rhyme? or a self-insert of you and your three friends with like 3459835 timelines that doesn’t even make sense sometimes? you wanna mash every fairy tale together or write about your hometown or make jokes about shakespeare or write about cannibalism whatever you can do anything (and let’s not even get into what the characters themselves have taught me). musicals really just inspire me to write and since writing is what i love doing most in the world that’s really valuable to me
22. Favorite OBC
uhhh great comet next question
23. Cast recording you know by heart
surprisingly i listened to hamilton the other day for the first time in a year or so and i still know it all
also great comet of course
in the heights, ghost quartet, come from away, and sweeney todd pretty well like 90%
24. Cast recording for a long car ride
okay u gotta time this stuff….hamilton or comet are both perfect for my drive home from school like it’s almost exactly 2.5 hours
for a longer trip (4+ hours) i would say the entire works of dave malloy
for an even longer trip (6+ hours) i would make a playlist of the Big Ones like wicked, into the woods, etc.
and for the longest trip of all (10+ hours) just put your theatre playlist on shuffle and go hard
25. Favorite Miscast performance
brandon victor dixon and mandy gonzalez doing one second and a million miles!
26. I really like these ones so: make 2 musical related confessions
1) i don’t like book of mormon
2) have i listened to anything by alw? no
27. Showtune of the day
tango dancer from ghost quartet has been stuck in my head for a week
28. Who would play you in a musical about your life?
oh lordt why would you want to make that
29. Who would play your best friend in a musical about your life?
several of my best friends have beautiful voices so im just going to say let them play themselves!!
30. Who would play your romantic interest in a musical about your life?
what is a romantic interest and when will i get one
31. 2 solos you’d love to perform
like i said i can’t sing but i almost have brittain ashford’s range so let’s say hero from ghost quartet (not that i could do it justice)
but if i had pippa soo’s range i would love to do times are hard for dreamers from amelie
32. Describe yourself with 3 musical theatre characters
well this is hard
natasha rostova, portia from something rotten (lmao this is for the poetry mood), and the baker’s wife from into the woods
33. A character that inspires you to be better
pierre bezukhov!!!
34. A showtune that always puts you in a good mood
the abduction!!!
35. A showtune that makes you feel melancholic
no one is alone from into the woods
36. Best showstopper
kaylee @jackellysbae said defying gravity and like…..you can’t argue with that
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1. what’s your favorite musical?
ALL OF THEM
but my top faves over the years have been Elisabeth, 3 Musketiers, Into The Woods, RENT, Jesus Christ Superstar, Book of Mormon, Hamilton, and most recently, Dear Evan Hansen
2. favorite character in your favorite musical?
Robert from Company, Elphaba, The Witch from Into The Woods, Angel from RENT
3. what’s your favorite play?
bruh, SO MANY. recently i’m really into chekhov again, I recently saw an amazing Ivanov. other than that, I’m absolutely into Shakespeare, and I have a weakness for Schillers Die Räuber. Oh, and Andorra by Max Frisch.4. favorite character in your favorite play?
Viola from Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night maybe?? I love her.
5. what’s your dream role?
macbeth. andri in Andorra. Robert in Company. Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet. Antigone.
6. what’s a role you’d like to play that you’d never be able to?
I’m probably never able to play any of the roles I just mentioned, so…
7. do you prefer being behind the scenes or in the spotlight?
i mean going into dramaturgy, I will have to be happy with staying behind the scenes, but my heart will always bleed because I’m not on stage
8. do you like hamilton?
IT’S MY JAM I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CRY
9. have you seen hamilton?
AND I CRY SOME MOREmaybe one day, now that it’s coming to London
10. how do you feel about hyped up shows like hamilton, les mis, and rent?
Honestly, I couldn’t care less about how hyped they are. I love all my faves equally, doesn’t matter if it’s Wicked or some obsure 40’s book musical no one has played for decades. the good thing about hyped shows is: better cast recordings, better bootlegs, movie versions, all that nice stuff.
11. did you like this year’s tony awards?
didn’t watch the last tonys tbh. i don’t even know why, there wasn’t any particular reason
12. what award should there be that isn’t?
huh, don’t know, maybe one that specifically honours female writers and composers?
13. what shows have you been in/helped with?
mostly plays: my first one was Andorra, then a Shakespeare mashup thingie, then an original play about a teen with Aids, then an awesome one that was called The Trojan War Will Not Take Place, then Pension Schöller, then I was singing Carmina Burana, then Andorra again, and then a revue kinda thingie where we did various songs from musicals, operetta, opera, some choreographies, some other stuff… I probably forgot a few things, but oh well.
14. have you ever been paid to act onstage or on camera?
haha nope
15. do you prefer broadway or west end shows?
well I’ve never been to broadway. I’ve seen a couple of shows on west end tho. but one day I will go to Broadway and watch all the shows. have to get awfully rich first though
16. favorite stage actress?
Pia Douwes was one of my first stage crushes. of the german speaking ones, I also really love Sabrina Weckerlin, Annemieke van Dam, Lucy Scherer, Isabel Dörfler and Kerstin Ibald. Internationally, i have a huge crush on Kelli O'Hara, Phillipa Soo, and Alexia Khadime.
17. favorite stage actor?
Carl van Wegberg was my first crush, 12 years ago in Elisabeth. Rasmus Borkowski tho. And Oliver Arno and Serkan Kaya and Ben Platt and Nic Rouleau and tbh I have a bit of a thing for Aaron Tveit. Neil Patrick Harris, I know, I know, but DAMN i’m still not over his “Being Alive” and never will be.
18. favorite show currently or recently running?
Might be Dear Evan Hansen. I don’t know it well enough yet to say for certain, but damn, I love it!!!!
19. what’s your dream #ham4ham (even if you don’t like hamilton)?
my favorite one? obviously the schuyler georges. and the one where they got various people to do guns and ships. or is the question, who would I want to be at a ham4ham? Then my answer is Dame Julie Andrews of course. damn, forgot to mention her at my fave actresses.
20. who should host the tony’s next year?
LMM? With Dwayne The Rock Johnson as a co-host.
21. do you watch broadwaycom backstage vlogs?
from time to time. though it’s been ages since i last did that.
22. what’s your opinion on movies turned into musicals?
well, everything is turned into musicals these days. I don’t care so much what the source material is, as long as the music is good and the characters are great and it works with the plot. i mean, generalizing doesn’t really work, because you got stuff like Heathers, and then something like the Spiderman musical, so…
23. do you prefer musical movies or live musicals?
i love both, for very different reasons. i mean live theatre though. i have yet to find anything in this world that compares to it.
24. do you have an opinion on american psycho?
haven’t seen it. don’t care about it.
25. what movie would you want to be turned into a musical?
hmm. something gay. Imagine Me And You maybe? Or, wait, hold on, holy shit. PRIDE THE MUSICAL.
26. what role would you like to see your favorite actor play?
umm…. Ben Platt should go places, and get the parts he wants to have, and get to create new parts, because he’s amazing and he deserves it and I would probably watch him play a banana peel for two hours straight because he’d be amazing at that as well.
27. do you prefer musicals, plays, or operas?
I LOVE ALL OF IT???? DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE THAT’S SO RUDE
28. dramatic plays or comedies?
again, cannot choose. both is good.
29. andrew lloyd webber or stephen sondheim?
Sondheim, always. I love JCS and I will fight anyone for the trash show that is Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, but that’s about it with Webber. Sondheim hasn’t done anything wrong in his life, ever, and I know this, and I love him.
30. neil patrick harris or james corden?
i mean, I love James Corden, but I mentioned it before, NPH in Company. BRUH.
31. did james corden do a good job hosting the tony’s (in your opinion)?
don’t know, didn’t see it
32. create a show mash-up and explain the plot (ex: legally todd = sweeney todd + legally blonde)
umm???? okay I’m tired and not very clever anymore, so the only thing I can come up with is
hamilrent - a couple of angry twenty- and thirtysomethings trying to make a change in american politics while being broke af
33. what song always makes you cry?
“Being Alive”. Isn’t it boring that I keep on bringing this up over and over again? I know. I still cry. Also “Children Will Listen” from Into The Woods. And “Wo ist der Sommer” from 3 Musketiers. And so far, “You Will Be Found” from Dear Evan Hansen.
34. how do you feel about musicals using other artists’ music?
like in jukebox musicals? I’m mostly trash for it tbh. We Will Rock You is such a trash fest but I love it, and I will always fight anyone on Mamma Mia.
35. what celebrity would you like to see on broadway next?
idk amandla stenberg?
36. favorite show you’ve been in?
we did a huge medley of “Im Weißen Rössl” once and tbh i love this operetta. it’s cheesy af but who cares.
37. would you like to act professionally?
i would. i gave that up a while ago though, when I realized I was too disabled to be accepted into acting schools.
38. television or stage acting?
i would personally always choose the stage over television acting, but I don’t necessarily think one is better than the other
39. what disney movie should be a musical that isn’t?
not sure if moana could work on stage but damn i love that music
40. if you could see one show on broadway or west end, what would it be?
i really miss book of mormon and I want to see it again, but hamilton or dear evan hansen would be first i guess. or fun home.
41. what musical should be revived next?
i’m so glad miss saigon is coming back, i love it. how about we bring back Into The Woods?
42. are musical sequels okay?
i personally don’t care much for them, but i don’t condemn them. like, i dislike theatre that’s made solely for the purpose of making money, which is something sequels are usually about. but that doesn’t mean that sequels are always and will always be a bad thing.
43. what musical sequel would you like there to be that isn’t?
umm???? well it would make sense for there to be a wicked sequel, since the book has a sequel as well? or, maybe not exactly a sequel, but more history musicals in the style of hamilton? that’d be rad.
44. have you ever had a crush on a character from a show?
umm. … no? *sweats nervously* why would you ask that…….? … never
45. how do you feel about musicals being done live on tv now?
i think it’s a cool idea in general, making musicals more accessible to a wider audience, in a way that’s closer to live theatre. i just think the format is still too new and it needs a lot more practice until it’s going to work.
46. did you like grease live?
haven’t seen it
47. are you excited for hairspray live?
i was really excited beforehand, and then i was absolutely disappointed because it was more racist, more sexist, more ableist, and generally worse than the movie version, and while the cast was good, it wasn’t good enough to save bad directing.
48. what show do you desperately want your school/community to do?
well, I want RENT to be back in Germany, and not in the horrible German translation please. Maybe my current employer could get on that? they’re known for excellent stagings of musicals, and they also did Anything Goes in the english original.
49. are you a stronger singer or dancer?
i’m not great at either but I love doing both. since my body is a bit shit though, I suppose i have a slight advantage for my singing.
50. would you rather design the set, direct the show, or help with effects?
i already helped with video and audio effects once, that was fun. i’m no good at set design, and directing doesn’t sound too bad, but I’m not into the creative pressure that comes along with directing. i think I’ll just stick to my dramaturgy. :P
thanks love, for all the questions!
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