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im not normal about these two
#both of them make me sick#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#my art#i wann..i couldve made his shirt more baggier#eating my walls
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u think obi wan ever tried to use the force to quietly get his lightsaber off cody's belt
ended up tugging cody along with it and my guy is like mid convo with another vod trying not to feel some type of way abt obi tugging at his belt
#cody with his bucket on starring at obiwan#codywan#it becomes a thing when obiwan wants his attention for othermatters iykwim#wann draw dis#but tired and i has shit to do tmrw#but think about it
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Hey du! Ja du.
Jeden Tag wird es ein bisschen besser. Schritt für Schritt und so. Aber. Hey du! Ja du. Kannst du mir sagen ob es irgendwann einfach gut sein wird?
Hey du! Wer auch immer du bist.. sag es mir. Werden die Schritte irgendwann genug sein?
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does anyone else feel like a coyote or wolf but like. a forcibly domesticated one. i like pets but im still liable to bite yk. domesticated but still a little off like hey i think the other dogs know i don’t belong at this park
#canine therian#coyotekin#caninekin#canine#wolf therian#wolfkin#dog therian#dogkin#otherkin#otherhuman#therian#therianopy#I FEEL LIKE I NEED A HANDLER BUT I ALSO WANN BITE PEOPLE#AND BE MEEAAAANNNN#also i have really bad resource aggression#if i don’t have my safe food im crashing out and taking everyone with me#this also might be The Autism
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to all those new comers to the Percy Jackson world and being off on shipping Percabeth because Poseidon and Athena are uncle and niece, it’s stated in the books (specifically The Lost Hero) that gods don’t have DNA the way humans do.
and if that still doesn’t convince you or you may think it’s not a real or valuable explanation, let’s recall other ways that births happen in both greek myths and the Riordanverse:
- Zeus birthed Athena from his brain
- Athena’s demigod children are born the same way. out of her mind. so Annabeth is already way off from the usual goddess birth route
- Zeus also birthed Dionysus from his thigh
- Hephaestus was born from Hera and Zeus, but in a lot of versions its actually Hera who just had him by herself. she got pregnant and it happened. they’re gods. (then chucked him down a mountain) again, they’re gods.
- Hebe, goddess of youth, was born from Hera and a piece lettuce she ate
- in the Trials of Apollo, we learn that Kayla Knowles, daughter of Apollo, has a human father, Darren. meaning she has two fathers: Darren and Apollo. no mother involved in her creation whatsoever.
- Zeus has impregnated quite a large number of people during his time and in various different forms. one of the weirdest ones by far was when he came to a queen in the form of a swan, embraced her as that swan and nine months later she gave birth to two eggs. they hatched and inside was Helen of Sparta (as in Helen of Troy), Clytemnestra, Castur and Pollox.
- Poseidon and Medusa had a child and that child was born from Perseus cutting off Medusa’s head. that child was Pegasus. (yes, that Pegasus) (also some other dude was born too)
- Aphrodite was born out of sea foam made from the severed genitals of Ouranos that fell to the oceans
have i convinced you already? are we done here?
#like seriously do you know how weird greek myth births are?#how can anyone see twins hatch from eggs and think ‘huh DNA? lets find out’ like no#there is no DNA#apollo becomes a hummingbird for days on end and probably has children in dofferent forms of animals too#he can become pure light#and you wann boil it down to DNA#booo tomato tomato#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#pjo#annabeth chase#percabeth#trials of apollo
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Das sage ich lieber nur auf Deutsch. Aber. Die amerikanische Endorsement-Kultur ist irgendwie eine extreme Clownerei.
#...und irgendwie auch leicht undemokratisch#Vielleicht liegt es daran dass ich aus einem 'Man sagt noch nicht mal der eigenen Familie was man wählt Haushalt komme#es ist das eine als Celebrity ein Zeichen gegen Extremismus und für die Demokratie zu setzen (das ist selbstverständlich!)#und in eine Zweiparteiensystem mit einem Kandidaten wie Trump ist das natürlich was anderes als in einem Mehrparteiensystem#aber die Tatsache dass tatsächlich darauf gewartet wird wann welcher Promi sein Endorsement dropped?#weil jemand besonders gut schauspielert oder singt oder Sport macht? Und das wird sicher mit dem PR-Team geplant#und dann öffentlich hinzugehen und zu sagen: Yo ich endorse die XYZ-Partei#und es ist halt auch nur eine Fortsetzung von Wahlwerbung und sonst wie#es geht halt alles in die Richtung 'Wer Geld hat und Fame hat kann den Wahlausgang mit beeinflussen'#und ich bin ein ziemlicher Purist in der Hinsicht. Ich habe schon allein bei Wahlwerbung sehr strenge Ansichten#aber die Idee das jemand weil er reich ist eine Partei öffentlich puscht? Weird. 'Endorsement' wer bist du etwas zu endorsen?#Ich meine ja - macht alles gegen Trump was geht und da nehme ich das auch in Kauf und habe nichts moralisches dagegen#Aber als Grundidee finde ich es schon deppert.
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Habe mich heute dank meiner medizinischen Handcreme im Badezimmer eingesperrt. Zu dick aufgetragene, fettige Handcreme und eine alte, verklemmte Badezimmertür bedeuteten dann, dass ich viel zu lange hilflos die Türklinke befummelte und jedes mal abrutschte, als wäre ich in einer human-sized Lebendfalle gelandet. Ich habe dann, wie so oft, aufgegeben, und stand kurz enttäuscht mitten im Bad um mich kurz zu bedauern.
Ich wäre wohl kläglich im Bad verendet- an Hunger, oder an Selbstmitleid- hätte mich nicht jemand von der Küche aus an der Tür kratzen gehört. Die Tür wurde von der anderen Seite geöffnet, von meinem ehrlich verstört aussehenden Freund. To be fair, wenn gegen Mitternacht irgendwas in meiner Wohnung an den Türen kratzen würde wie der Geist eines längst verstorbenen Familienhundes würde ich wahrscheinlich mindestens genauso verstört aussehen.
Ihm bot sich dann ein Anblick den er mit einem ertappten Kleinkind verglich. Ich war pauschal empört, dass er sich über meine Notlage lustig machte- auch wenn ich definitiv genau diesen Gesichtsausdruck drauf hatte, als endlich die beschissene Tür aufging:
Dieser Blick sagt einzig und allein "Keeping our Badezimmertürklinke lubricated since 2024".
#neurodermitis ist so eine triviale krankheit#es ist so unfassbar unspektakulär und dennoch so beschissen#ein kleiner teil von mir wünscht sich immer zumindest ne klangvollere diagnose statt des wald und wiesen hautekzems#was so unfassbar undankbar ist dass ich von mir selbst genervt bin wann immer ich daran denke#rant ende#german stuff#auf deutsch
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keep·sake
#my art#fanart#moicy#moira o'deorain#angela ziegler#mercy#bit of a personal drawing#but I wanne keep stuff open for people to project onto#its angsty its gay its everything really#I hate that I love you#not sure if this needs rating thought
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Ya'know what Doja cat says about guys with big noses...............yeahhhh😌
#I wann RIDE on it ALL NIGHT ✋🏻🌚✋🏻#✋🏻🌚✋🏻#i love his nose#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#sylus love and deepspace#sylus x reader
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babadaba~!
i (kinda) finished. Kolya's hair took too long to figure out so rushed everything else 😭 I don't want to open the file again bro
got a chibi Nikolai + colorless as extras !
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoyevsky#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor bsd#nikolai gogol#nikolai bsd#fyolai#fem fyodor#fem nikolai#fem fyolai#i stg if this gets less attention than the wip...#AGAIN#on another note#I wann dance with Kolya!!!#That skirt looks so funnnnn#she'd be the kind to just pull and spin you around everywhere#aaaaaaaah
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How to bathe your drider.
Halsin's sanctuary things
#my art#fanart#I promised myself next sanctuary thing will be coloured again#so expect me to be slow#Kar'niss really dun wanne#he just want to be a lil bit smelly#it has charm#kar'niss#halsin's sanctuary#daddy halsin#bg3 kar'niss#bg3 fanart#drider art#halsin#should I be sleeping? yess#I also should make a proper Halsin art. because i really dun truly know
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LOVEBUG AM FANART LETS GO
based on an ask on @fuzedatti’s blog (ask below cut)
loverbug AM be upon ye
#fuzedatti am#he lives in my head rent free#i wann squish him so bad#GAAAH I HATE HIM /pos#am x reader#am ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#allied mastercomputer#insert keyboard smash#jay’s art tag
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Schulterholster-Code
Vergesst Taschentücher, vergesst Ohringe, vergesst die Pride-Flag.
These: ÖR arbeitet daran, einen neuen Code für queere Charaktere in Polizei-Shows / Crime-Mystery zu etablieren... indem man ihnen Schulterholster anzieht.
(Gif by @andrej-delany)
#Looking at you Spatort 👀#und Stanislaw Zajak from Oderbruch#and some day when crowd be like: wann endlich canon queerness in spatort?!#they gonna be like: wie canon queerness.. wir haben ihnen doch schon Schulterholster angezogen?!#and the rest is history#Spatort#polizeiruf frankfurt#polizeiruf świecko#polizeiruf 110#vincent ross#leo hölzer#adam schürk#Stanislaw zajak#Schulterholster#Wasserwege
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what if a cat... was a frog
#mine#original#ougagygwugh#thank u for people who hve ordered stuff !!!#my sales went down sm when my stock ran out so odfhdsufdj i appreciate th support!!!!#i ordered 2 anatomy books today im very excited....i wann aget better at bodies so bad#im better than i was but i want MORE#my phone is full of pictures of myself in bizarre positions so i can see where leg go#okoay its cold im gna dive under my heated blanket now good bye
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Utah is to me what Gravity Falls is to Stanford Pines
#orb ponders#only difference is that I am a local#I wann study Utah for its weirdness on and I guess I also kinda have weird hands#one of my thumbs is shorter than the other so there's that too
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ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???
#Forbidden to reblog this one. if you see it you see it congrats.#if it circulates i feel less inclined to use these poses. but i swear they look different when theyre pixelated#i cant leave them to never see the light of day because i love them UNpixelated too :-3#and i never know tbh i might not use some of them. that happens a lot.#i can fucking smell it through the screen he is so GROSS but.. it is so fitting.... yeah. he WOULD smell like cigarettes and one#hundred percent smells like sour garbage and black ice trees. Youve convinced me.#I hate that i know that i know what both of those smell like (cigarettes and garbage) and how recent they are in my memory#my favorite character who is ever so gross and yet i still love him#do you think he'd keep an old worn out shirt(s) from (one of) the addisons. WHAT who said that.#iffy on if he would have a day every handful of months or so when he washes his one outfit he wears 24/7 but yknow i can do whatever i wann#typa guy to wear cartoon patterned boxers around on laundry day. with green dollar signs instead of hearts. but i could see hearts.#he saves his cigarette butts for later (snack)#spamton#BuwheArt#[you've got mail!]
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