#wann?

[blabberoo]

im not normal about these two

[jockbots]

u think obi wan ever tried to use the force to quietly get his lightsaber off cody's belt

ended up tugging cody along with it and my guy is like mid convo with another vod trying not to feel some type of way abt obi tugging at his belt

[eswarsamstag]

Hey du! Ja du.

Jeden Tag wird es ein bisschen besser. Schritt für Schritt und so. Aber. Hey du! Ja du. Kannst du mir sagen ob es irgendwann einfach gut sein wird?

Hey du! Wer auch immer du bist.. sag es mir. Werden die Schritte irgendwann genug sein?

[barkingwolfdog]

does anyone else feel like a coyote or wolf but like. a forcibly domesticated one. i like pets but im still liable to bite yk. domesticated but still a little off like hey i think the other dogs know i don’t belong at this park

[carebooks]

to all those new comers to the Percy Jackson world and being off on shipping Percabeth because Poseidon and Athena are uncle and niece, it’s stated in the books (specifically The Lost Hero) that gods don’t have DNA the way humans do.

and if that still doesn’t convince you or you may think it’s not a real or valuable explanation, let’s recall other ways that births happen in both greek myths and the Riordanverse:

- Zeus birthed Athena from his brain

- Athena’s demigod children are born the same way. out of her mind. so Annabeth is already way off from the usual goddess birth route

- Zeus also birthed Dionysus from his thigh

- Hephaestus was born from Hera and Zeus, but in a lot of versions its actually Hera who just had him by herself. she got pregnant and it happened. they’re gods. (then chucked him down a mountain) again, they’re gods.

- Hebe, goddess of youth, was born from Hera and a piece lettuce she ate

- in the Trials of Apollo, we learn that Kayla Knowles, daughter of Apollo, has a human father, Darren. meaning she has two fathers: Darren and Apollo. no mother involved in her creation whatsoever.

- Zeus has impregnated quite a large number of people during his time and in various different forms. one of the weirdest ones by far was when he came to a queen in the form of a swan, embraced her as that swan and nine months later she gave birth to two eggs. they hatched and inside was Helen of Sparta (as in Helen of Troy), Clytemnestra, Castur and Pollox.

- Poseidon and Medusa had a child and that child was born from Perseus cutting off Medusa’s head. that child was Pegasus. (yes, that Pegasus) (also some other dude was born too)

- Aphrodite was born out of sea foam made from the severed genitals of Ouranos that fell to the oceans

have i convinced you already? are we done here?

[deutsche-bahn]

Habe mich heute dank meiner medizinischen Handcreme im Badezimmer eingesperrt. Zu dick aufgetragene, fettige Handcreme und eine alte, verklemmte Badezimmertür bedeuteten dann, dass ich viel zu lange hilflos die Türklinke befummelte und jedes mal abrutschte, als wäre ich in einer human-sized Lebendfalle gelandet. Ich habe dann, wie so oft, aufgegeben, und stand kurz enttäuscht mitten im Bad um mich kurz zu bedauern.

Ich wäre wohl kläglich im Bad verendet- an Hunger, oder an Selbstmitleid- hätte mich nicht jemand von der Küche aus an der Tür kratzen gehört. Die Tür wurde von der anderen Seite geöffnet, von meinem ehrlich verstört aussehenden Freund. To be fair, wenn gegen Mitternacht irgendwas in meiner Wohnung an den Türen kratzen würde wie der Geist eines längst verstorbenen Familienhundes würde ich wahrscheinlich mindestens genauso verstört aussehen.

Ihm bot sich dann ein Anblick den er mit einem ertappten Kleinkind verglich. Ich war pauschal empört, dass er sich über meine Notlage lustig machte- auch wenn ich definitiv genau diesen Gesichtsausdruck drauf hatte, als endlich die beschissene Tür aufging:

Dieser Blick sagt einzig und allein "Keeping our Badezimmertürklinke lubricated since 2024".

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Das sage ich lieber nur auf Deutsch. Aber. Die amerikanische Endorsement-Kultur ist irgendwie eine extreme Clownerei.

[trash-inu]

keep·sake

[starvoidlover]

Ya'know what Doja cat says about guys with big noses...............yeahhhh😌

[kyomon0]

babadaba~!

i (kinda) finished. Kolya's hair took too long to figure out so rushed everything else 😭 I don't want to open the file again bro

got a chibi Nikolai + colorless as extras !

[alifelongpassed]

How to bathe your drider.

Halsin's sanctuary things

[aneldritchmoth]

LOVEBUG AM FANART LETS GO

based on an ask on @fuzedatti’s blog (ask below cut)

loverbug AM be upon ye

[anukkuna]

Schulterholster-Code

Vergesst Taschentücher, vergesst Ohringe, vergesst die Pride-Flag.

These: ÖR arbeitet daran, einen neuen Code für queere Charaktere in Polizei-Shows / Crime-Mystery zu etablieren... indem man ihnen Schulterholster anzieht.

(Gif by @andrej-delany)

[obsob]

what if a cat... was a frog

[orb-the-watchman]

Utah is to me what Gravity Falls is to Stanford Pines

[buwheal]

ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???