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mclsquared · 1 month

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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jedi-starbird · 4 months

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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

#palps thinks anakin is mad about the affair. anakin is mad at whoevers spreading affair rumors that aren't even mathematically plausible #i fucking love thinking up new ways this manipulation line backfires on palpatine it brings me great joy #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #palpatine #star wars

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captain-mozzarella · 6 months

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#what im saying is that if one jedi is mad at another #they will serve tea in a normal store bought boring looking teacup and not the wonky colourful child made ones #like they can feel the joy an creativity flow from the cups in the force amd it just makes tea time just so much better #so receiving tea in a store bought cup feels more lifeless (unless its a gift from a friend outside the temple or sth idk)#you know youve made it as a jedi when a youngling gifts you a teacup #yoda has multiple of those vitrine shelves to showcase his gigantic collection #Star Wars #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #shaak ti #plo koon #yoda #jedi council #mozza draws

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hughdancybabyface · 3 months

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—They're undressing each other with their eyes.

#hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #madancy #hannibal gifs #hannibal edit #my gif #my edit #naka choko #tome wan #the wrath of the lamb

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clonemmunism · 15 days

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Least homoerotic jedi-general and clone-commander duo

#they are very homoerotic #star wars #codywan #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars prequels #get them out of my head #slowly descending into madness #send help i am always thinking about them #my art

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aj-artjunkyard · 7 months

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I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

#anakin expains Microsoft excel to the 80 year old masters #and introduces younglings to Cool Math Games #obi wan is known for killing Sith and anakin is known for turning the wifi off and on again #Anakin is mad bc obi wan DIDNT EVEN KILL THAT SITH #Ahsoka being like ‘oh I get to be the tech guy’s apprentice. yay 🙄’ and is genuinely surprised that the Sith-killer taught him how to fight #star wars #anakin skywalker #cal kestis #kanan jarrus #Jedi order #Darth Vader #jfo #jedi: fallen order #jedi: survivor #rebels #Star Wars rebels #caleb dume

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grumfield · 2 months

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When I am gone Please forgive the wrong that I might have done to you What pain there might have been Will now be passed And my spirit will be home

#star wars #my art #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #obi wan kenobi #i literally am so mad at how this turned out but whatever it's fine (it's not)#i just have to be done at some point #obianidala

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rocktheholygrail · 4 months

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x12 - “Tome-wan”

Hannigram + romantic fireside confessions

#happy 10th anniversary tome-wan 🥳🎉#these are literally love confessions btw <3 #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 2x12

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thenotoriousscuttlecliff · 1 year

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The key to surviving being stabbed with a lightsaber is to be too pissed off to die.

That's why Qui-Gon Jinn croaked. Dude was too damn chill.

#star wars #qui gon jinn #the phantom menace #ahsoka #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #sabine wren #ahsoka spoilers #the grand inquisitor #reva sevander #sabine was never in any danger #she's too mad and mandalorian to die

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magnusbae · 1 year

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Obsessed with how Obi-Wan calls Anakin right after having a conference call with the other Jedi Masters because the moment Anakin said he'll do as 'instructed' Obi-Wan knew with absolute confidence that the little shit will most certainly not do as instructed

#Why‚ yes‚ I did start watching The Clone Wars for my very first time~#The Clone Wars #Star Wars The Clone Wars #Anakin Skywalker #Obikin #Obi Wan Kenobi #Obi-Wan Kenobi #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #anakin #star wars #i seriously LOVe this for them Obi-Wan really didn't even bother being mad he just immediately asked Anakin if he was successful #i'm not very good with video altering this is my second video ever but i had to try for the cause esgveb #buns.all #buns.edits #userjasmine #obi wan

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omaano · 1 year

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"Obi-Wan’s magic had always been at its strongest when he was protecting someone. Perhaps that’s why it was easier to defeat their remaining assailants after Cody went down injured."

I had the absolute best of time working on this illustration commissioned by the wonderful @wanderingjedihistorian for their fic What It Means! If you like a good fantasy setting, swords and sorcery, Jedis as mages and the Clones as knights do check it out!

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intermundia · 8 months

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Top 5 Mustafar Quotes That Make Me Insane

1.After choking Padmé, fully high on the dark side, Anakin still offers Obi-Wan a chance to walk away. [+at the beginning of the book it's explicitly stated that Obi-Wan "frankly prefers to sit alone in a quiet cave and meditate" so... yes, anakin, it IS what he likes]

2.The iconic "identical, better than brothers, more intimately than lovers, complementary halves" quote, which is followed by Obi-Wan's inability to actually attack the man he came to the planet to kill.

3.Obi-Wan sensing death and deciding they should go there together

4. The repeated emphasis on how close they were and why this hurts so much more. It's personal.

5.The fact that "despite it all... Obi-Wan still loved him."

there's really no words for the cumulative impact of the 11 or so pages of the mustafar fight in the novel. it appears after about 400 pages setting the stage, and only 12 pages follow it before the end of the book. the fight stretches out on film as one of the longest of all time, but in the novel it's a harsh punctuation mark that pierces the paper and bleeds ink through the page. it stabs you, twists the knife, and fades away. i will never really get over it, i think.

#we're finally here in my page a day and good god #it's painful lol #revenge of the sith novelization my beloved #obikin #anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi #sw #stover you absolute mad lad

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lightasthesun · 7 months

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Satine: I'm still not sure...about the beard.

Obi-Wan: Why? What's wrong with it?

Satine: It hides too much of your handsome face.

then there's Cody's reaction after the deception arc:

Cody: You grow that back right now or we will have a problem.

#obi wan kenobi #codywan #obitine #im a multishipper #i don't accept criticism #Obi-Wan expects Cody to be mad at him or have some kind of intense reaction after pretty much everyone else has already unloaded on him #but Cody's biggest problem is Obi-Wans lack of hair and beard #lol

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swedenis-h · 1 year