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So how do Niko and Crystal pay rent cause neither of them have jobs. Boy Jorge & J-Sims are the only ones I see paying bills (WHICH IS WILD) how does that even work?? Is their landlord a ghost.

. I honestly would’ve even have these dumb questions if they didn’t show o’l girl paying RENT with a jar of coins that couldn’t be more than 78$ at best!

Babes, I already followed you down the twink-twonk ghost hole. I accept the ridiculous ghost physics that should have definitely resulted in the worldly proof of ghost. I accept the tardis bag, the walrus running a mystic emporium. I even accepted that Jenny from the block got pass U.S CUSTOMS with no identification. because that’s all FUN! but the American housing crisis ISNT!

To even suggest that a 720spt furnished studio with hardwood floors above a NICHE queer owned gothic butcher could be paid WITH A JAR OF COINS!!! OooOOooh go kick beans and toast.

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

Crazy craft things I’m reminding everyone of for the purpose of supreme witch Lizzie

Joey and Lauren in the canon of the server (yes it had lore) snuck onto the server by turning into sheep and having Lizzie bring them to her barn

the giant swords. Not kidding. I am going to draw supreme witch Lizzie with one of her giant swords.

Oli is essentially dsmp Wilbur’s ancestor for the “started a war. Blew up a lot of the server. Might have in lore dated a sheep.”

a walrus hat canonically had time travel powers and reset the world after the war. (Can we give Lizzie resetting time powers? She could be like an Undertale character) Lizzie also had a tardis, but it just kinda disappeared.

one time during the war Oli built a blimp, and t Lizzie got tricked into pranking it. Her prank was ostriches.

lizzie made an animal shelter because she kept finding abandoned animals, and also to find her missing cat Scary. Oli found an imposter cat named scary, who I think was set up by his evil sheep gf.

winged monkey.

there was a dragon named Jimmy. I think he was either Joey’s or Scott’s dragon. I don’t fully remember. But there was a Jimmy.

Oli randomly made it snow as a Christina present for joel once, also Oli was a witch for a while

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Introducing The ???th Doctor Adventures

Ian Mcshane as The ???th Doctor and Stephen Merchant as... A Familiar Stranger.

1.1: Any Port in A Meteor Storm

The Doctor on his way back to pick up Alexis (Companion) finds himself in a bind, a strange meteor storm within the Horsehead Nebula has made Travel off Fauxtious B impossible even for the Tardis, however a nice young Gentleman has offered shelter and mechanical aid.

The Doctor is suspicious of anyone with Tardis Knowhow... but like they say, Any Port in a Storm..

The Renegades Series was a miniproject spanning a few months wherein i decided to fancast some of the other Timelords and have them face The Mcshane Doctor.

Mcshane I chose as a veritable "stallone" esque appearance and no nonsense vibe, i see him as having a temperment similar to series 8 12 but with more compassion reflective of series 10 12.

Uniquely his, is that the Mcshane Doctor also has dad vibes. granddad vibes. dude will go full 11 with kids, but fuck your shit up 3 style if prompted by an adult. he also lightly swears...im talking Damns and hells. not like actual cussing (ew not my doc)

Stephen Merchant was chosen to portay...jigs up you guessed it, the master. initially a joke pitch i found myself wondering if his enigmatic smile and tall stature couldnt be used to make a sort of gentlemanly nice everyday guy, who would smile just the same as he stabbed you. the menace comes not from his psychotic randomness but his calculated calm demeanor.

The story i figured would be a bit more horror esque, think of the story The Walrus.

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#rorys suffering in the tardis is on par with that of goddamn sisyphus#except rory didn't do shit#he didn't disrespect the gods#he was just a guy (@listen-to-the-inner-walrus)

Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

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Version 2.0 | "Ink" Title Sequence 2018 | Doctor Who Series 11 by Walrus is in the Matrix

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Rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world. tag as many writers/artists/etc as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

I was tagged by my beloved mutual @gottaread2.  I’m doing these in order of age, not preference.

A Two-Margarita Conversation - A blonde and a Captain enter a bar. Except the Captain is immortal and the blonde is also immortal and the bar happens to be on the moon. Cue discussions.  (A cute little one-shot with spoilers for Doctor Who S12)

A Happy Coincidence - Dean Winchester hasn't been in California since his brother left. Until now, that is. A chance encounter leads him to Stanford, where he comes face-to-face with someone he thought he'd never see again.  (Basically, what if Jess gets hurt saving Dean without knowing who he is, and then ends up taking him back to Stanford with her.  I’m super proud of everything in this one except for the title, lol)

In Fire and Blood (we’ll forge a way) - Twenty-four tributes. One victor. What happens when characters from the Avengers, X-Men, and Runaways grow up in Panem? The answer: the shortest Games in history.  (Literally just a self-indulgent Marvel / Hunger Games au, but I love it.)

To Strike a Match - It's the 7th annual Hunger Games. Twenty-four teenagers are selected to compete. Last man standing wins- and everyone else dies.But this is not that story. This is not the Games, the split-second decisions that can save a life or end it. This is what happens before. This is the Reapings, the interviews, the training, the parade. This is the beginning... of the end.  (A prequel to Fire and Blood.  This one I’ve only posted one chapter of, but I'm still pretty proud of what I have written.)

Three’s Company (Ten’s a Crowd) - After the events of Name of the Doctor, several of the Doctor's past (and future) companions are teleported onto the TARDIS due to a bizarre malfunction. To make matters worse, it's not just companions brought on board- two of the Doctor's past selves appear as well. Fixing the TARDIS is the easy part- but how will they put up with one another?  (Sorry, did I say the Hunger Games one was self-indulgent?  This one is self-indulgent.  It’s been nearly two years since I started writing it, so it doesn’t start out so great, but it’s 40-ish chapters and by far the longest thing I’ve ever written.)

Thanks for tagging me!  I’ll tag @blueliliesstars @alpacasandravens @odd-lil-duck @panic-wizard-sex-walrus @justme--Emily and you know what I'm also gonna tag @taylorswift although I don’t really expect an answer.

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This is for Phill but if anyone else wants to answer this they can. Do you like Doctor Who.

Kristen: As you know, all British folk are required by law to like Doctor Who.

Atwas: I've had enough people yelling at me that I need to watch Dr. Who that I've avoided it for years out of spite. Also I just don't really watch tv.

Kristen: Faaaaiiiir

Alex: Join me spite brother. Join me in not watching shows or being told I'm stupid for not liking them.

Kristen: Man I always just feel HORRIBLY GUILTY but that guilt is not enough to you know, make me somehow make time in my day for hours upon hours of TV.A doctor who episode is fortyish minutes, my lunch break is about twenty and I got shit to do. 

I had a few years where I was really into New Who back in college. Like my friend and I did a Master and 10th Doctor cosplay one year which was very cool (it wasn't oh god they are very shameful photos). I love the 9th Doctor and 10th Doctor and liked the start of 11. But the more the show involved River Song the less I liked it, so I largely tuned out after Amy and Rory left. I tried to get back for the 12th Doctor but even though I really like Peter Capaldi I just hated the writing.

I'm told 13th Doctor is pretty great but... yeah that's... a lot of time to spend watching a thing.

Phill: WHEW. OKAY

Kristen: Aw shit here it comes.

Phill: cracks knuckles Dr who is a wonderful show that sparks many wonderful memories and childhood moments. Days where I would cut holes in bins and pretend to be a Dalek, or when I wrapped myself in tinfoil trying to be a cyberman. Hell I vividly remember a time where I helped my friend construct a tardis out of some scrap wood that the local B&Q couldn't sell. And I'll be damned it if it wasn't the greatest thing ever. We even made several dr who parody skits on YouTube (do not search for them). Days where I would close all the curtains, kick out my family and watch the show as it premiered clutching my brightly coloured scarf and digging every second of it. As a kid I fucking loved dr who. It's a fuck TONNE OF stories each as entertaining and often wonderful as the last. Taught me lessons and ways to be, to love, care, and protect those I love and even those I don't know.And for this I cannot fault it.However. From an objective standpoint, not influenced by nostalgia... it's meh (I may or may not have had a huge crush on David tennant and billie piper but shhhh)P.s. Y'all know there are like two other brits in the group, right?

Xander: I just wanna cut in and say that I love Doctor Who but everything after Tennant was on a decline because Moffat is just the worst.

However the new season of Doctor Who is just amazing and brings back so many emotions of how I felt when I first watched it.Also I just wanna sidebar and talk about the whole “not watching/playing/listening to something out of spite” because I’ve never really understood that?

Like yeah it can be super annoying when a ton of people are telling me to watch a thing, even more so if they add things like “you’re stupid if you don’t watch it”

But like

Clearly these people really love this thing so much if they’re ready to vehemently scream to me about it, so I give everything people tell me to watch a chance. At the very least, I can become closer to that person by indulging something they love. And even if I don’t super like it, I at least have an opinion about it for conversation and discussion. If I don’t watch it at all then I’m basically just making that person feel like I don’t care about things they like.

Also not to mention, if a TON of people are telling me to do something, that means a) it must be pretty good, and b) if I don’t indulge it these people are gonna have a ton of conversations about it that I’ll be left out from.

This is how I got into Undertale.

#EndRant

Alex: I should clarify I wasn't told "you're stupid for not watching it," it was "you're stupid for not liking it." 'Cause like. If you're trying to bring me into a show you like and share something you care about with me. Don't fucking insult me.

Xander: Ah yes well in that case yeah fuck off

Phill: fair

Tex: Hi I'm from England and I love Dr who. Or wait no. Only UK person is Phill now. Hi I'm from nowhere and I love doctor who

Phill: sorry sweaty, i am england now

Alex: lie back and think of phill

Gentleman Walrus: i used to watch it a little bit when i was a youngin but honestly i haven't watched it in years. i stopped watching after david tennant left

Tex: I'm the kind of person that hated Moffat's reign but me and my mum always sit down to watch it together. So like I've watched every episode of the new stuff as it's come out. My favourite doctor will always be Christopher Eccleston

Phill: tom baker will always be my fav

Tex: I've not seen much of the old who I feel like I'd like him though. It's just hard to find the episodes of it. Or rather the serials. I watched a couple of ones that were mega boring though. One about cybermen on an alien planet and it was in black and white. Man that dragged.

Phill: those ones were very hit or miss

Tex: Bet they never miss, huh

Phill: got a doctor? i get he doesnt kis ya

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The Hoban 12/6

The last Sunday Shindig of the year! Note the random holiday tune I slipped in. Things are really progressing nicely at Washtown. We’ve managed to get the boat into the air again. Hopefully we can keep her flying.

Moby - James Bond Theme - Moby's Re-version The Fearless Flyers - Kenni and the Jets Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting Rooney - Maneater ZZ Top - Doubleback AC/DC - Shot In The Dark The Browncoats - Morse Code (The Browncoats are Drunk) The Browncoats - Firefly Theme - To the Black Freekbass - Under Krameria Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Oranger - Mr. Sandman Elijah bone - Rolling AC/DC - Systems Down Vixy & Tony - Mal's Song - Medley Elvis Presley - Merry Christmas Baby Future Idiots - Unwrap My Package AC/DC - Code Red Vixy & Tony - Uplift Oingo Boingo - I Am the Walrus The Browncoats - The Hero of Canton Speedometer - Kashmir Pomplamoose - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover James Brown - Signs Of Christmas Vixy & Tony - Dawson's Christian Babe Rainbow - Johny Says Stay Cool Geek Music - Firefly - Main Theme Kurt Elling - Cool Yule AC/DC - Witch's Spell Sonny Rhodes - Ballad of Serenity Chuck Berry - Run Rudolph Run The Ventures - James Bond Theme Adrenaline Mob - Devil Went Down to Georgia Vixy & Tony - Anna The B Foundation - Land Down Under Monty Python - Bruce's Song - Digitally Remastered 1997 Todd Rhodes - Rocket 69 Good Times Ahead - Help Me! Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmas Time Is Here - Instrumental Maynard Ferguson - Theme From Star Trek The Flag - Doctorin’ The Tardis - Radio Version Majestica - Spaceballs Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey The Igloo Brothers - Groove Is In the Heart Eels - Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas James Brown - Hot Pants (She Got To Use What She Got To Get What She Wants) - Pt.1 / Single Version Sonny Rhodes - Firefly Main Title Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow_What A Wonderful World

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Through time and space part 6

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

“Not going to leave the Impala.” Dean says folding his arms.

“Fine you can stay here in the states and look for dad while Y/N, Sam and I go see what Sherlock needs (nickname) to go back to Baker Street.” Katie says with a smug smile.

“Uh, Katie… I have that interview on Monday so unfortunately, I can’t go as much as I really want to.” Sam says rather dejectedly.

“Oh, I forgot about that… I guess that it’s just me going then.”

“You guys do realize it’s a time machine right?” You ask.

"Maybe next time (Nickname)" Sam says, in a no argument tone. You sigh and take your sister's hand and lead her to the TARDIS. Her reaction to the bigger on the inside thing is wide eyes and her jaw hanging open, typical reaction.

“Relax, everyone is like that when they first enter the TARDIS.” You tell your sister placing a hand on her arm.

“Bigger on the inside, so wasn’t expecting that… however, this is nothing that I’m not used to.” Katie answers with a shrug. “Why Cardiff though?”

“The TARDIS needs to recharge, so to speak… also, my boyfriend is meeting us there.” Rose answers.

“You and Mickey still together even after all the shit that has happened?” You ask in shock. “I thought you guys broke up but still good friends.” When the TARDIS lands the five of you are there for a few minutes before Mickey shows up… Mickey Smith is one of the only people that Captain Jack Harkness doesn’t flirt with.

“Aw sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that?” Jack asks as Mickey and Rose hug.

“Buy me a drink first.” The Doctor replies walking down the latter.

“You’re such hard work.”

“But worth it.” You snort with laughter.

“Are they always like this?” Katie asks you.

“Oh yeah, sometimes worse.” You reply.

“My God, have you seen yourselves? You all think you’re so clever, don’t you?” Mickey says exasperatedly when you, Jack, the Doctor and Rose start finishing each other’s sentences. Causing everyone to laugh.

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The six of you go to a restaurant, talking. “I swear, six feet tall and with big tusks.” Jack exclaims using his hands while talking.

“That sounds like a combination of our brother Sam and either a walrus or an elephant.” You say with a fit of giggles.

“It does, doesn’t it.” Katie adds in with a small grin.

“You’re lying through your teeth!” The Doctor says to Jack.

“I’d have gone bonkers! That’s the word - bonkers!” Rose adds in.

“I mean, it turns out the white things are tusks and I mean tusks! And it’s woken, and it’s not happy.” Jack continues his story. Katie gently elbows you in the ribs.

“Well that sums you up. When you get woken up you’re never happy.” She jokes.

“No, I thought that was you.” You playfully retort.

“How could you not know it was there?” The Doctor asks. Jack just grins as he continues his story (again).

“And we’re standing there, fifteen of us, naked.” You just happen to be taking a drink right when Jack said naked, causing you to spit some of it out from laughter.

“Naked?!” Rose asks, she doesn’t believe it.

“And I’m like, oh, no, no, it’s got nothing to do with me. And then it roars, and we are running. Oh my God, we are running! And Brockovich falls, so I turn to him and I say …”

“I knew we should’ve turned left!” Mickey interjects sounding proud of himself.

“That’s my line.” Jack states, as he playfully rolls his eyes.

“I don’t believe you. I don’t believe a word you say ever. That is so brilliant. Did you ever get your clothes back?” Rose asks as the Doctor picks up a newspaper.

“No, I just picked him up went right for the ship, full throttle. Didn’t stop until I hit the space lanes. I was shaking. It was unbelievable. It freaked me out, and by the time I got fifteen light years away I realized I’m like this.” Jack makes a grand gesture towards his body, everyone except the Doctor roar with laughter. The Doctor let’s out a humorless sigh and sets the newspaper down on the table.

“And I was having such a nice day.” He says.

“Why do you say that?” You ask slightly confused. The Doctor taps on the picture.

“This is a Slitheen.” He says. Rose told you about the Slitheen awhile ago so you know what he means.

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“According to intelligence, the target is the last surviving member of the Slitheen family, a criminal sect from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, masquerading as a human being, zipped inside a skin suit. Okay, plan of attack, we assume a basic fifty-seven fifty-six strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face to face. That’ll designate Exit One, I’ll cover Exit Two with Y/N. Katie and Rose, you Exit Three. Mickey Smith, you take Exit Four. Have you got that?” Jack says sounding like a leader.

“ Excuse me. Who’s in charge?” The Doctor asks in a sassy tone of voice.

“Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir.”

“Right, here’s the plan…” The Doctor pauses for a second trying to think. “Like he said. Nice plan. Anything else?”

Jack says present arms and Katie pulls out her gun, not realizing he meant phone. “Wrong form of arms K.” You say. “He meant your phone… but you’re not used to Jack speak.”

“Oh.” Katie puts away her gun and pulls out her phone only to notice she has no bars. “Well, crap… I have no signal.”

“Here let me see it.” The Doctor says. Confused Katie hands over her phone, which the Doctor promptly sonics. He then lightly tosses it back at her.

“Before you ask, you can now call anywhere in time and space, also you’re phone bill has been cut in half.” You explain.

“Awesome. That’s going to confuse Dean though.”

“He’s the one paying for it right?” Katie nods. “Well not anymore.” When the Slitheen tries to get away you and Katie are hot on her heels just before she teleports away. “Son of a bitch! Doctor, she has a teleporter!” You yell your friends are within shouting distance.

“On it!” The Doctor replies as he reverses the teleporter twice before the Slitheen gives up on running away.

You take Katie to a small little place where you arranged to meet Sherlock and John. “Nice to finally meet you in person Miss Winchester.” John says to your sister.

“Please, call me Katie.” Katie replies as she shakes John’s hand. “Thank you for keeping an eye on my kid sister.”

“To be fair she keeps an eye on us too.” Sherlock says speaking up. “Back at the flat I have a heart that I’m pretty sure has a similar story to the head.”

“The vampire head?” Sherlock nods in response. “When you get the chance send me the photos… however, I’m pretty sure that there might be a werewolf around here.”

“You told them?” Katie asks in a scolding tone.

“Hey not my fault Sherlock brought a severed vampire head into the flat…” An earthquake starts to happen, you grab Katie’s hand and tell Sherlock and John you’ll meet up with them later. The two of you then run to the TARDIS, which happens to be the epicenter of the quake.

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Waking up in a TV show without much of a memory of what happened is not a good thing. “Where the hell am I?” You ask looking around the room. The show you’re in is a game show, and the host is trying to kill you. “Oh f—”

You somehow manage to survive up until Jack, the Doctor and Katie find you. “Don’t scare me like that.” Katie states.

“Sorry. Where’s Rose?” You reply. Nobody answers. “Guys, where the hell is my best friend?”

“We don’t know where she is… but she is alive.” Jack answers. “And what happened to you?”

“I almost died thirty-seven times. Do you expect me to be just fine and dandy?”

“I should’ve known.” The Doctor says fiddling with a computer. “Daleks… and they have Rose.”

“So let me get this straight- Rose is being held hostage by giant salt and pepper shakers with a toilet plunger and a whisk?”

“Now is not the time for jokes Y/N.”

“I wasn’t joking though.”

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The Doctor sends you, Rose and Katie back “home.” You hail a cab for Katie and you to go back to Baker Street. “Where we’re going?” Katie asks.

“I told Sherlock that we were going to go back to 221b Baker Street. To help him out a case.”

“What about the Doctor?”

“I don’t know… he decommissioned the TARDIS, so we can’t go back exactly. The only place we can go is back to Baker Street.”

“I see. What about Sam and Dean?”

“I’ll ask Mycroft when it comes to that.” You then remember Katie might be staying with you awhile so you decide to warn her about Mycroft. “Also speaking of Mycroft. Since you’re going to be staying with me, be prepared for him to take you to a remote location and offer you money to spy on his little brother… which I advise you not to take.”

“Why?”

“It’s a test to see if he can trust you… he’s a lot like Dean.”

“Protective older brother, or a pain in the ass?”

“Both.” The taxi comes to a stop outside Baker street. You and Katie get out of the cab and you pay the driver. You look at the door and sigh, the knocker has been straightened… more than likely by Mycroft. He is always straightening the askew knocker when he comes to visit. “Well looks like the government is here.”

“What do you mean?” You just point to the knocker, before opening the door and heading inside. “Whoops sorry Mrs. Hudson.” You say as you accidentally collide with your landlady while heading up the stairs.

“No harm done dear.” Mrs. Hudson replies. “It’s not the first time I have collided with someone on these stairs.” Your landlady then notices Katie, she asks if Katie is a friend of yours.

“She’s not my friend, she’s my sister.” You explain draping your arm over Katie’s shoulders. “Katie meet Mrs. Hudson, my landlady… Mrs. Hudson meet my older sister Katie.” Mrs. Hudson smiles in response. While Katie and Mrs. Hudson are talking you head up to the flat and notice Mycroft in John’s chair reading the paper. You start to head to your room.

“Get yourself shot at recently?” Mycroft asks stopping you in your tracks.

“That is none of your concern.” You retort. “You might be the government but that doesn’t mean you can go snooping through my private life… and that counts deducing me.” With that, you leave the living room and grab your laptop from your room before heading back downstairs to hang out with Mrs. Hudson and Katie.

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walrus-in-the-tardis replied to your post: so how was the spn ep last night

it was pretty good

yeah? okay ill watch it then

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Fill this in with stuff about you

Age: 26

Where I’m from: Not the city of New York

Where I would like to live: With the people I love

Religion: Raised Christian, currently unaffiliated, thinking about checking out paganism

Sexual orientation: Hetero

Single/taken: Taken!

Favorite book: The one I'm reading

Eye colour: Grey

Favorite movie: ...My Favorite Year

Favorite TV show: The West Wing (closely followed by Supernatural)

Favorite band/singer: Peaches and Crime/Avalon Landing/Wonder and Fury

Random fact about me: After years of never being cold, I seem to be cold constantly nowadays

Favorite day of the year: Hallowe'en

Favorite colour: Cobalt blue

If I have any pets: None actually belong to me, but my parents have two cats, my housemates have 3 cats, and my partner(s) have 2 cats? O_o

Last movie I’ve watched: Rush (gods I love fast cars)

What’s my ringtone: the phone from Pokémon

Favorite male character from a TV show: Dean Winchester

Favorite female character from a TV show: CJ Cregg

What my name means: Hunter

Favorite superhero: Iron Man, straight up. (Closely followed by Batman)

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I was tagged by heidimelone

Rule 1: always post the rules

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: tag 11  however many people you want to and link them to the post

Rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them

1) What are your hobbies other than tumbling?

Drawing, Writing, reading (books, fanfiction and comics) gaming, TV shows, cosplay. Pretty standard geeky behavior.

2) If you could become any one fictional creature, what would you become?

Hm, some kind of shapeshifter. A really good one, so I could change eye color, hair color, be a mouse, be a dragon. I would be the ultimate cosplayer. 

3) If you could gain the power to transform into any one real creature, what would choose?

A cat. Quick, nimble, night vision. Getting pet all day. And no one questions a cat walking around alone. They just don't. I would become a spy for the government.

4) What are five things you like about yourself?

1. I am quite pretty, and interesting looking.

2. I am fun, funny and generically well liked.

3. I'm a bit talented at making things, mostly crafts, jewelry and carpentry. 

4. I'm a great fucking cook.

5. I climb real good.

5) Why do you do the tumblr?

I do the tumblr because I can't not do the tumblr. Obey the tumblr. OBEY. This place is fun.

6) Name some fandoms you are a part of. Name, like, three. Or more. Or less. I’m not the boss of you.

Supernatural, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Sherlock. Lotr. Damn right you ain't the boss of me.

7) Best and worst thing about the holiday season?

Best: New stuff. I will not deny that.

Worst: "keep the Christ in Christmas" facebook posts and debates about the "war on Christmas".

8) If you could have miniature versions of five fictional characters, that were able to move and walk and talk and had the personalities of the characters and were pretty much the same as the characters except small and they lived with you and enjoyed your company, what five characters would you choose?

Jack Frost (rotg), Bartimaeus, (The Bartimaeus trilogy), Smaug (The Hobbit. Who doesn't want a tiny dragon), Johnny (Paranatural) and Thor (Avengers)

9) What advice would you want to give to everyone reading this?

Splashing your face with cold water after you get out of the shower, tightens pores and reduces inflammation. :D

10) Name some things that make you happy that weren't addressed in the previous questions.

Fire. I like fire. Also anime. And food. I like really like food.

11) Try and see if you can make a fun anagram by rearranging the letters in your url.

The N word is far too tempting for me to even attempt that. I'm sorry. I'm awful. 

Now for MY questions

1. How many original Characters do you have currently?

2. If you were an animagus, what would you be?

3. Show me your favorite Gif.

4. Who is your favorite fictional character?

5. Whats the worst thing to ever happen to your physical health? Broken bones, infection? Ect. 

6. If you could chose 3 super powers, what would they be?

7. If you could be any villain from any universe, who would you be?

8. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what are 5 things you would pend on yourself.

9. If you could have any one fully functioning device from any universe, what would it be?

10. If you could change anything about yourself, personality wise, what would it be?

11. If you could instantly learn any skill flawlessly, what would you chose?

[andurile]

@jamestkirksenterprise: my mum is calling up the embassy in singapore and demanding them to send an english version now omfg i think this is out of my hands at the moment

AND TO THE REST: DO U THINK THIS IS A GAME

edit: MY MUM JUST SAI D TO THEM "DONT SEND ME THE FRENCH I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FRENCH" I CAN T BREATHE