#wallace: *flirt flirt flirt*

[lunarin64art]

✩‧₊˚ Subspace Highway GF ˚₊‧✩ & ✧‧₊˚ Psychic BF ˚₊‧✧

Bonus: The odd reality of dating the strongest fighter in the province & the gayest slut in the province...(Yes, this is a weekly occurrence)

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Idk why I just realized this (probably because I rarely read book 2), but Scott isn't just being dumb here. It actually is Luke Wilson in the band I'm pretty sure. And based on the way Wallace is reacting, he does think he's hot, and this confirms that Wallace's love language is indeed just heckling and saying dumb shit to get their attention. He's so weird, I love him so much---

[vitrall]

A stroll along the Seine 🩷

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[fcbformulaeri]

"Suddenly, Oh! we're hanging out, and you wanna know if I'll get in a fight for you"

I hate him (lie) omg

[avephelis]

i hope fnc never actually becomes canon i want those stupid bitches in homoerotic gay subtext hell forever. anyway do you think since chip is technically divorced now that's why gillion called him pookie or

[sleepymrshmllow]

scollace has me in a gd chokehold, but specifically college era and future scollace 🙏

[steel--fairy]

drabble -- soulmate au part 4

i'm incredibly bored so have a 2am update. also, like the mermaid au, this is on ao3 now! happy new year!

Wallace severely regretted agreeing to attend the opening of a new wing of the Mossdeep Space Center. It had sounded interesting on paper, but the reality was that nearly all of the attendees were people he knew and hated, calculating businessmen Wallace avoided on instinct, or complete nerds.

The fact that listening to scientists babble on about minute details he knew nothing about was the best option for conversation said a lot about this party.

He had to look on the bright side. There was free food. The people who hated him were avoiding him as well. The photographs of space that flashed across a TV on one wall were rather beautiful. And—there was at least one person his age here who was easy on the eyes.

Wallace didn’t even know the man, though he certainly needed to. He was on the shorter side, but slim with ruffled silver hair. He wore his suit better than almost anyone in attendance. Even Wallace could admit he’d be part of that group if he had worn a suit. It emphasized his shoulders and calves perfectly and Wallace found himself staring for just a tad too long.

Well, never let it be said he was a wallflower. Grabbing a small plate of finger food off a passing tray, he waltzed over to the man. He was all alone, leaning against a wall. Good. Easier for Wallace to approach without having to cut off a conversation.

“Hello there. Have you had a chance to try the hors d’oeuvre? They’re rather good for a gathering of this caliber.”

The man blinked owlishly, as if he couldn’t quite believe someone was bothering to speak to him. It took long enough for him to reply that Wallace almost felt awkward. He wasn’t one to fail in a social situation, but the way the man looked, like a Stantler caught in the headlights of a car, was making Wallace think he might’ve made a mistake.

“Huh?” He shook his head slightly before straightening slightly. “Ah, I’m sorry. You caught me by surprise. And no, I haven’t. I only just arrived.”

Wallace sighed internally, pleased he hadn’t misread the man. He held out his plate and the man obligingly took one.

"I'm Wallace,” he continued, giving the man his most dazzling smile. He choked slightly on his food, his cheeks flushing slightly. Good. “And you are?”

He swallowed visibly before speaking. “Ah, Steven. It’s… nice to meet you.” It sounded more like Steven was forcing the pleasantry out of his mouth, but no matter. He wasn’t trying to escape. There was still hope for Wallace’s night to turn to the better.

[burned-lariat]

Okay since we're getting close to the end of "how to keep house while drowning," I should get started on my next project. Not sure which one though...

Check the tags for more info!

[fourthevilex]

Are you looking for a spy sir?

Someone to keep an eye on Miss. Flowers?

-Star Anon ⭐️

…Well, I certainly wouldn’t be opposed.

I’ve got to find the right time to fight her and having a spy would definitely help, if you’re open to it ;)

[journcys]

grabs people

I want to write. I want to ship. Come take some of my guys pspspspspsps

[aquatic-illusion]

How lovely! Wallace is bringing Steven and I to dinner with the rest of the Nakajima's. It's been too long since last I got to see everyone!

[woeismywaffle]

Airlena Nation eating good for now 😁

Airazor let Elena touch her my heart is melting, the deleted scene is so adorable lesbians winning

YES!!! ANOTHER WIN FOR THE LEBANESE

[s-sextape]

Why do you ship scollace? /genq I hope that this doesn’t sound rude I am just curious

i like their dynamic :) i just think they’re silly and would be cute i guess lol. also i just like gay people 👍

[64ko]

Scott’s horribly moronic and if he was like hey. Yeah I like Wallace he’s gonna for a moment seriously be like 🥺 he doesn’t like me tho we’re just friends because he’s moronic.

[cash-legacy]

The start to the school year was uninspiring, with a late-autumn snow.

Aphrodite was chided for her uniform choices, and instructed to run inside before she died of frostbite.

Inside was not much better, however, as Aphrodite was forced to sit and try to pay attention to math, while listening to her brother's disgustingly successful attempts to woo every woman he laid eyes on. This time, he chose known awkward-loser Allie Wallace. Maybe just to make her feel better about herself.

I mean, seriously, keep it in your pants, Valentine. We're Freshmen.

Although I guess maybe it's in the name.

After school ended, the whole Freshman year was sent off into downtown Copperdale, for a Class Bonding Activity: thrift shopping!

Edward: Take a look at braces over here! When did you get those things put on, Cash? Did your psycho-nerd aunt do them?

Aphrodite: Go to hell, Edward.

Edward: Was it before or after she murdered that lady?

As was the way of teenage boys, Edward in fact found Aphrodite quite attractive - a fact that bothered him, considering his girlfriend was right nearby.

While everyone else was shopping for clothes, Aphrodite's eyes were elsewhere.

They were pinned directly onto Angelina Wang, the prettiest girl in the grade. At least according to Aphrodite, who was a completely unbiased observer.

Totally unbiased.

She was fairly certain Angelina didn't know she existed.

She was fairly certain nobody knew she existed.

Aphrodite: [Helloo, Angelina! I'm right here! We could be best friends! I know all about makeup, and swim team, and tight ribbed shirts, and.. low waisted sweatpants, and bleached blonde hair...]

It was good she didn't say any of that out loud.

Edward: Hey, braces.

Aphrodite: Not my name. Just FYI.

Edward: Oh, I'm so sorry. Please don't murder me, I'm so scared. Does homicide run in the family? Eyes off my girlfriend, nerd.

Girlfriend?

Aphrodite grimaced. Angelina could do so much better.

Aphrodite: It's literally the first day of school. When in the Watcher's name did you start dating?

Angelina: Oh, we've been together since seventh grade.

Edward: Not something you would understand. It's only available to normal people, who aren't Legacy Sims. You have to go straight from Elementary School to High School.

Aphrodite: [As if that's my fault!]

In other news, across the room,

Olive: Hey, Valentine, check out this video I took.

Valentine: Oh my Watcher, is that my dad? What is he doing?

Valentine: Is he seriously holding a boombox outside her window? That's, like. Harassment.

Olive: Right? Tina wasn't even home! He was just standing there. It was so embarrassing.

Valentine: Wait - come here. I have a question for you.

Olive: Why are we in ThrifTea's conspicuously non-gendered bathroom?

Valentine: It required privacy.

Olive: Go ahead.

Valentine: Is it, like... sooo weird if I'm kind of into you?

Olive: Why would it be weird?

Valentine: Because my dad is dating your mom-

Olive: Step-mom. I don't even call her "mom."

Valentine: Step-mom. Is it weird?

Olive: Maybe a little bit.

Valentine: Good thing I'm not, then!

Olive: Terrible save. But I'll take it.

Valentine: ANYWAYS- Did you hear about this bill the Senate is voting on?

Olive: Bill? Senate? Who are you? Since when were you interested in politics?

Valentine: I don't know. Since I became old enough that the Watcher felt it was realistic. Politics are interesting.

Olive: Uh-huh...

Valentine: So this bill-

Aphrodite: [Valentine Cash, I know what you're up to in there. You had better believe I will be using this as blackmail later. Weirdo.]

[mugenloopdalove]

What do you think of the Scott/Wallace ship?

It's cute!! I don't usually seek it out but when I see it I'm like wow this rules