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crypticcanidae · 3 months ago

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what's happening in the south of thedas?

throughout veilguard the inquisitor occasionally sends us messages from the front. they paint a pretty bleak picture as to what's going on down there and honestly, by the time vg ends, i think it's safe to say southern thedas is absolutely fucked. like irreparably so.

but! several times now i've seen the argument that it's not as bad as it sounds, that everyone down south will recover and be fine, and that anyone even slightly upset abt southern thedas being destroyed in a series of easily-missable notes is just overreacting. (that's probably a little bit of an exaggeration. but not by much.)

so. maybe i read those letters wrong and missed some obvious improvement to the situation! therefore, i've gone through all the missives and done my best to put the events in them onto a map. cause i'm very bad at visualising things. and it turns out uh. yeah no i'm pretty sure it's as bad as it seems down there. maybe even worse! i've also ended up with. yknow. even more questions tbh. i hope these fucking maps are readable. !! beware long post ahead !!

the fight for the south (obtained after meeting the inquisitor for the first time)

ostwick's shipping - what do they export? to where? whatever it is, the disruption's obviously enough for the inquisitor to notice and mention. (also, isn't a trevelyan inquisitor from ostwick? i suppose they don't say anything more about this?)

the antaam corsairs - are they harassing any other ships? have they cut the waking sea off from the amaranthine ocean entirely?

venatori-aligned nobles - which nobles, and where? are they spread across the country? do they have noticeable regional strongholds? more importantly, why have they allied with the venatori? what are they getting out of working with a fringe tevinter cult that was mostly dismantled ten years ago?

'far southern wilds' - is that just the korcari wilds in ferelden? or are the arbor wilds in orlais also seeing blight appear? (the blight consuming orlais later has to come from somewhere, after all)

the fall of weisshaupt (obtained after. well.)

'wherever darkspawn once had a presence' - every place that's had darkspawn? all of them? cause thats. most of thedas? including several regions we visit in vg, but i don't remember hearing anything abt darkspawn appearing in the silent plains, which you'd think might come up in the graveyard of nevarra's capital city. at the very least, this might explain why the south's hit so hard despite lusacan and razikale being on the other side of the continent, i guess? anyway i marked what i think are the the three largest, worst blighted spots, and i left my blight notes on the map too for lack of a better place to put them. you can see how many places might now be getting swarmed.

^^ - if i'm right and darkspawn are appearing everywhere they've been before. well. this could have been a fun way to incorporate worldstate choices? if the inquisition allied with the wardens orlais has warning of a horde emerging in the western approach, if the wardens were banished orlais suffers heavier casualties from having to fight unexpected darkspawn on top of the venatori. something like that.

'reports of darkspawn advancing to its very gates' - advancing to weisshaupt's gates? the fortress we just lost to the darkspawn? this sounds like the inquisitor's getting reports that weisshaupt's just under siege, not overrun entirely and abandoned?

'erasing all the gains that the wardens and dwarves had made' - the darkspawn getting to weisshaupt is erasing dwarf-warden gains on the surface, in the anderfels? or do they mean progress reclaiming the deep roads has been lost? because weisshaupt's gates are on the surface, and haven't had to be retaken before now (weisshaupt has been sieged by darkspawn before during blights, but it's never fallen entirely). unless they're meaning that darkspawn numbers in the roads during the siege were so high they've overrun dwarf-warden positions? or the loss of wardens assisting the dwarves and recalled to weisshaupt was that damaging?

'called them all back to weisshaupt' - once again. worldstates. past events. what happened to that warden civil war that was brewing in inquisition? what happened to the orlesian wardens possibly breaking off from weisshaupt entirely? what about the wardens in amaranthine, possibly allied with the architect, possibly working with avernus to research the blight? all of them got orders to up and head to weisshaupt, and they all obeyed, despite the internal conflicts we've been hearing whispers of for the past few games?

the tide turns (obtained after fighting the dragons in hossberg)

the felicisima armada - nice to see the armada mentioned, obviously, but it might have been even better if we got to actually learn anything new about it. instead of the half-baked beach and arena we could have had a hub in llomerryn/estwatch, experienced some of what makes rivain so distinct from the rest of thedas. we could have seen isabela acting as an admiral of the armada, maybe had some quests that lead to the armada harassing the antaam. yknow, gotten to be involved in the interesting things happening in the world, instead of hearing about them after they've already happened. (mostly i just. really don't understand where the lords of fortune came from in the first place? a rivain-based pirate faction already exists? it seems like isabela's a leader in both groups? what's going on here?)

the venatori - did the inquisition just do a really bad job ten years ago? i was under the impression the venatori as a group were finished, that they'd failed their plans, lost their god, and splintered apart. hadn't tevinter even publically denounced them? i know that doesn't mean much really, but yknow. after inquisition it sure seemed like whatever group succeeded the venatori would be starting pretty much from scratch, or having to use a new name, at least. but they're not only openly back in power in tevinter, they've got the resources to stoke conflicts across the continent? yet again. worldstates. thedosian politics. what happened in the past decade??

val royeaux to kirkwall - so the venatori are marching forces across nevarran territory into the free marches, these forces presumably including some amount of orlesian soldiers? i know kirkwall/the free marches are apparantly busy right now (getting blighted?) but as far as i can tell. nevarra doesn't really have anything going on? but they're just letting hostile orlesian forces cross their borders to attack the marches? i would have thought that would provoke some sort of response, given that nevarra (and parts of the marches) have been invaded by and fought wars against the orlesian empire several times?

the coming storm (obtained after speaking to the inquisitor again)

'little trace remains of the antaam dreadnoughts' - i'm assuming the antivan resistance has picked up enough momentum for the antaam to struggle to maintain control by now, and that combined with the efforts of the armada has lead them to pull their fleet back somewhat to keep from overstretching their forces. but i do like the idea that the antaam, competent trained soldiers, were beaten and driven off by a pack of pirates.

the drums of war (obtained after discussing how to attack tearstone island)

'the free marches have unified' - i know extraordinary circumstances can force things like this to happen but also. we know the free marches are divided enough that city-states will make alliances just to spite their neighbours. we know blights don't really bring people together without effort. i would love to know what sort of political manoeuvring has been going on for the entirety of the marches to unite to assist ferelden - or just the inquisitor? if the inquisition disbanded, why does the inquisitor still seem to have so much influence? also. the marches are doing this when they're in the middle of conflicts? hasn't kirkwall been entirely evacuated to starkhaven now?

blight in ferelden - putting those words onto a map makes them look way worse, doesn't it? the darkspawn now have redcliffe, much of southern ferelden, and most of denerim (if not all, by now), they'll spread the blight everywhere they go, and the blight itself has reached lake calenhad. as a reminder, this letter in da2 tells us the land around lothering is poisoned so badly by the blight it'll take decades to recover, if ever, after only a year. other places still haven't recovered after centuries. vg's blight might be changed in some way, but it doesn't seem to be any weaker, and only the blight in minrathous is destroyed at the end. assuming vg only takes a couple of months, it ends with ferelden blighted even worse than after the fifth blight.

the beginning of the end (obtained after escaping the regret prison)

blight in ferelden - (continued from above) by now, ferelden's certainly lost the korcari wilds, brecilian forest, hinterlands, and a decent chunk of the bannorn to the blight, as well as possibly all of lake calenhad and its shores, depending on how blight spreads in water. that's the majority of the country's settlements, farmland, and natural resources uninhabitable, unusable, or obliterated - again, the blight poisons the land, it takes decades to centuries for anything to grow there again. on the bright side, the tiny amount of unblighted land left in the bannorn will probably be enough to support the surviving population, since the refugees were few enough to fit into skyhold. from veilguard on, ferelden is likely reduced to amaranthine, highever, west hill, the northern edge of the bannorn, whatever region runs above lake calenhad, the island of brandel's reach, and the islands home to jainen and alamar. the new ferelden capital would probably be highever or amaranthine, possibly amaranthine given the arling's run by the wardens, and they'll likely become far more influential now that ferelden's blighted nearly as badly as the anderfels. at least they got to keep the circle in jainen!

blight in orlais and the free marches - it would make sense to me if the blight here has spread out from the wastelands of the western approach and the silent plains. honestly i might have overestimated how much land's been consumed? but equally we're told the blight's moving fast so. maybe i'm underestimating. who knows. regardless, orlais has probably lost it's southern regions, as well as a large part of the heart of the country. like ferelden, it looks like a lot of what's probably farmland has been blighted, as well as several major cities. that combined with the venatori-supported civil war they've been fighting this whole time means orlais is. possibly in a worse state than even ferelden! i don't know how they'll recover honestly. maybe orlais will fracture into a dozen smaller states, maybe they'll somehow have enough military strength left to attempt to expand and claim nevarra's unblighted land. either way, they're probably not a major power anymore. also, the dales are probably blighted too, though maybe not entirely? which is unfortunate for the dalish, assuming they haven't been completely absorbed by the veil jumpers and given up on the dales for arlathan. for the free marches, again assuming the blight's spread from the silent plains, kirkwall, wildervale, starkhaven, and tantervale are most likely to have been hit, if not lost entirely. the eastern city-states are likely alright. also. a lot of nevarra's probably been blighted? most of it, even. including the capital. and grand necropolis. cumberland might be fine though.

blight in tevinter? - we aren't told anything about what the blight and darkspawn are doing in tevinter, i think? aside from minrathous being miraculously cured so it can become the center of civilisation in the future, obviously. we're bringing back the pre-andrastian empire! anyway. the silent plains would be the main threat here, and if the blight spread up to the nocen sea it could split the imperium in two, which could be fun i think. and the blight from the anderfels could affect the western border somewhat too.

orzammar - yet again, worldstates could have had an impact here, affected whether orzammar has alliances that could help it hold out or not, things like that. but honestly, considering everything else that's been going on, it seems safe to assume orzammar's been entirely wiped out. kal-sharok might be the last surviving population of underground dwarves, aside from the ambassadoria in tevinter. who might now have lost their home entirely.

blighted leviathans - *blackwall voice* i would have liked to have seen it. but yeah once more the cool things are all happening in the background. seems like we could have run into these in a felicisima armada questline, or possibly with the wardens if the ten year old griffons were adults instead of hatchlings still. i don't even know what to say here honestly. this makes recovery even harder now, i suppose. orlais and nevarra have lost sea access, ferelden and the southern marcher city-states might struggle depending on how far the leviathans spread towards the amaranthine ocean. fishing might be a little difficult now too.

conclusion

rivain and antiva seem to have come out largely unscathed by the blight, and we know from rivain that andrastianism, the qun, mages, and spirits aren't entirely incompatible, so there's a real chance for things to improve there. the eastern free marches are probably fairly stable, all things considered. tevinter and the qun might be forced into peace, however temporary, given that the antaam's been decimated and the imperium's apparently going to be doing some restructuring. ferelden and orlais have effectively suffered an apocalypse. nevarra and the western free marches are likely only doing slightly better. the anderfels are. probably largely unchanged, tbh. very cheerful! what's happening in the south? nothing good!

as i've seen some others say, i don't inherently dislike the idea of the south, the places we're most attached to, suffering some catastrophe in service of underlining how high the stakes are. my problem is the way it's executed. all these events were thrown together into a handful of codex entries that were very easy to miss entirely. there was no attempt to work with the very different worldstates people could have, despite marketing reassuring us that our past choices would be respected. it felt like an afterthought added into the game to try and cheaply increase the emotional impact of a somewhat lacklustre story. many of the things people felt were missing from veilguard - the politics and intrigue, the relations between nations and peoples, etc - aren't missing at all, it turns out. they've simply been relegated to the background. we can see where they might be happening, guess at how our protagonist could have been involved, but we aren't allowed to actually participate anymore. and i think that's unfortunate for a series that used to be so determined to think about those things, even if it didn't always handle them very well.

#this turned out. so much longer than i thought it would. wow #anyway. actually impossible to bitch abt veilguard. everytime i start complaining abt something i go 'no i'm being unfair. i'm sure there's #an explanation if i check the wiki. consult a map maybe' and there never is. i just end up with more problems cause this game's such a mess #and then i spend hours doing things like this. i don't even remember what started this one #wait no i do it was harding and emmrich's stupid camping trip. i wanted to be sure i was right in calling it dumb as hell. and i was.#right i'm gonna stop checking and rechecking this and actually post it. it's probably fine. there's no major mistakes. for sure #datv critical #i guess? i feel like it's more bitter tbh?#dragon age #veilguard #dav

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riaki · 2 years ago

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guys pls consider… lifeguard!gojo bit inspired by a post i saw a long time ago from @/shotorus, thank u sel + inez !

lifeguard!gojo, who signs you in for a pool session and gives you the wrong time-slot wristband because he’s too busy gawking at you with hearts in his blue eyes to notice he registered you to swim for 12pm-2pm. when, in reality, it’s 4pm in the afternoon and the hot sun is slowly sinking in the sky.

lifeguard!gojo, who mistakes your polite attempts to correct him as signs of disinterest; he sees things through romance-tinted glasses. of course he can't keep a wounded pride, and so he makes it his saturday afternoon goal to win your heart. after all, who in their right mind would reject him in all his dashing chlorine scented glory?

lifeguard!gojo, who reintroduces himself all suave and cool and he thinks it's working mid-hair slick-back— until he gets smacked in the face by a stray rubber ball, and his sunglasses go flying. it leaves a red spot of hashmarks on his nose, like the ball was a cookie cutter and he was the dough. but he doesn't mind, because he got to hear your pretty laugh as you pick up his shades and hand them back to him, albeit at his own expense. you even say a cute thing or two about the chipped popsicle sticker on the frame.

lifeguard!gojo, who's unreasonably (and immaturely) upset over the fact he can't seductively rub sunscreen into your back because you already have beforehand. but he's not complaining; it smells good when he's forced a little closer to you to avoid a rampaging train of kids running across the pool deck. he should yell at them, but the smell of summery citrus and sea salt wafting on the humid breeze distracts him.

lifeguard!gojo, who pours every ounce of his remaining energy into gettin your attention the entire time you're there— with loud whistle blows from the scribble-adorned plastic whistle hanging from his neck, grabbing your attention, only to just offer a charming wink in your direction. or, squeezing idle small talk between every lap you swim, teasing you with a lazy grin on his lips from under his shaded lifeguard stand when you complain about the heat of the blazing sun.

lifeguard!gojo, who ropes his poor, exhausted snack stand friend with the blonde hair and dark shadows beneath his eyes into helping him— when you give up on swimming laps and begrudgingly let him convince you into going down the waterslides as if you’re a nine year old with neon pink inflatable buoy rings around your arms.

lifeguard!gojo, who forces nanami (snack stand man) to ‘accidentally’ send you down the slide early— you’re caught up in the surprise, the sound of rushing water and kids shouting and a cicada’s buzz filling your ears— and before you know it you’re tossed into the bottom of the pool by the stream of water, disoriented and panicking until two steady arms fish you out of the pool.

lifeguard!gojo, who ‘rescues you from drowning’ holding you bridal style to his chest with his sunglasses balanced on the edge of his nose, letting you catch a glimpse of his uncanny blue eyes hidden beneath his dripping white hair. his whistle lanyard hangs loosely around his neck, drawing a line down the center of his toned chest.

lifeguard!gojo, who can’t help but double over as he laughs obnoxiously— boyishly when he gets to watch your face flush cherry as you scramble to get out of his arms and fall straight back into the refreshing water with a splash.

lifeguard!gojo, who’s forced to reconcile with what he thinks is defeat when he gets you kicked out of the pool early because of his earnest registering mistake— and in doing so, you forget your ring on the pool deck. it's just your luck— you don't even realize it until the sun's almost set and you’re halfway home.

lifeguard!gojo, who’s cleaning up and getting ready to close for the night when he spots a gleam of silver reflecting the hazy purple sunset, and he recognizes it as your jewelry (even though that was the first time he ever met you). of course he'd remember it— he'd been absentmindedly staring at your fingers, burning them into his mind; imagining how they'd feel in his damp hair.

lifeguard!gojo, who slips your ring into his pocket after trying it on and marveling at how small your hands must be in comparison to his.

lifeguard!gojo, who’s cleaning out the gutters, waist deep in the pool, when he hears your voice again— pretty like birdsong in the spring, dew gathering on the fragile petals of blooming petals.

lifeguard!gojo, who waits for you to come in— the gate was unlocked— and watches as you kneel on the concrete deck, elbows on your knees as you smile down at him. you look really cute, with your hair falling over your face like that, framed by the dying sunlight.

lifeguard!gojo, who’s a little disheartened when you tell him all you came back for was your ring, and not him. or his phone number.

lifeguard!gojo, who disappears beneath the water for a moment— then resurfaces from the pool dripping wet, hair clinging to his face while he acts as though he'd found your ring at the bottom of the pool. "it's stainless steel, yeah? don't worry about rust." he reassures you with a chuckle when you panic; he thinks it's cute.

lifeguard!gojo, who holds the ring just out of your grasp when you make a grab for it, laughing as you almost fall right into the pool.

lifeguard!gojo, who tells you he'll only give it back if you give him your phone number in exchange as he climbs out of the pool and sits next to you, on the gutters, the sound of rushing water filling his ear.

lifeguard!gojo, who, sitting by your side, focuses on the way the pool looks with the lights turned on, an ethereal underwater dreamscape distorted by the incessant moving water. a way of distracting himself from how beautiful you look in the painted sunset.

lifeguard!gojo, who gets his first taste of you when you ask him to face you; you muffle his yelp of surprise, but it doesn’t matter because you taste even better than you smell, a sweetness like crystal rock candy and blueberries on his tongue when his lips meet yours.

lifeguard!gojo, who takes the opportunity to catch your wrist and slide your ring back onto your finger with a quick lingering kiss to your cheek; his lips are a little wet from his earlier pool dip, but the dreamy look in your eyes tells him you don’t mind.

lifeguard!gojo, who sees you out, still riding on the thrill of your lips; the pride in his chest now that he's got your contact saved on his phone with an excessive amount of heart emojis and a (˘ڡ˘ς) next to your name.

lifeguard!gojo, who can't wait for the next time you come back to the pool, and who ignores the angry slew of texts from his boss scolding him for leaving the gate unlocked in favor of the selfie you send him.

you: [ one image attached ]

lifeguard boy 🛟🤍 : GAYATTTTT LET ME HIT PLSPLSPLSS 🙈🙈😝😝😝😋😋🤞🔥🔥🔥⁉️‼️🔞💯💯😼😻💺💺🗽

bonus: nanami gets u two popsicles to share tagging @sugumimi NAOMI I HOPE THIS IS WHAT U WERE TALKING AB my (riaki) stuff. don’t repost and/or plagiarize !

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silliestfreakinggoose · 3 months ago

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Can we please stop making Dallas likeable. I know some of us want a stereotypical bad guy to call hot but I miss when I read the book and was disgusted by him.

This guy was no less than an asshole whenever things weren’t serious. The original book scene where he harasses Cherry had me hating this guy. I can’t imagine him as a cheesy loverboy in a fic because I KNOW this guy is immature and annoying and a jerk.

Even when things were serious, he was still a dick, just more of a crazy dick. He threatens a nurse with a blade, fights in a whole ass rumble, recklessly drives to the hospital with a half dead Pony in the passenger seat, lies to the cops, and threatens another guy with the blade to see Johnny—in like, five pages. The whole time he’s rambling about how he can’t get hurt. He doesn’t even openly express sadness about Johnnys death for very often—he expresses his grief through violence and anger until it kills him.

Stop making him likeable. Make him a crazy ass teenager who doesn’t think he can die and takes full advantage of it. Make him a jerk. Make him angry. Do not make him gentle or kind, unless it’s hidden behind layers of rage.

#I hate it when this guy is kind #just make him fight and claw and scratch #he’s a stupid angry teen and won’t stop to wait for you to catch up #“but he’s patient with Johnny and pony” no he’s not #pony calls him generous for not punching recently traumatized Johnny after Johnny reasonably asks him to stop harassing women #Ponyboy is an unreliable narrator but he’s not dumb #he knows anyone else would’ve been decked #to get a hug out of this guy? you’d need to traumatize him so bad he’s immobilized #like equal to 20 johnnys deaths then breaking his knees #the outsiders #dallas winston #I’m still high rn lowkey

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toadletthethird · 6 months ago

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The moment of clarity is so ruthless. Can't believe they made skeptic get a liberal arts degree

#THIS IS REALLY DUMB BUT SO FUNNY TO ME #indestructible belief in empirical scientism vs one lecture on metaphysics (he's so doomed)#....do you think he tried to study it but ended up being even more conflicted.#i mean. philosophy is about skepticism. about constant questioning of reality. he must have been interested in it at some point #he's eager enough to ask but not mentally prepared to face the fact he cannot answer #WAIT i just described moc. what a fun thought circling #do you think. do you think he'd forbid asking “what is...” questions in his house bc he's afraid of spiraling back into his philosophy phas #GOSH i have to stop headcanoning #slay the princess #stp skeptic #voice of the skeptic #stp moment of clarity #quoquegiggles

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moeblob · 6 months ago

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follow up to this

#detroit become human #gavin reed #rk900 #reverse au #human!connor gets to like metal music as a treat ok its what he deserves #nines like hey wait no not actually the metal i had in mind wait no stop shouting please everyone is going to look over #please i cannot get in trouble i have a very good record and you continue to get me in trouble #and gavin shuts up to stare at him because thats a huge lie and they both know it #nines isnt violent but he does talk back a lot so its just a lot of written warnings and documentations on stuff hes said #as leverage more than anything but yeah not a clean record dont act innocent #(this is all headcanons dont mind me i have read some reverse fics and agree with some takes and disagree with others)#(its fine im way too lazy to learn to write better so the only times you gotta read my dumb ideas are in tags)

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ladyinthebluebox · 2 months ago

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every day i see people mischaracterise my favourite character in the worst possible way.

#'if i disagreed you'd be unconcious'#have you slept through their argument with cutter?? like. they totally disagreed with him and it did not end up in anyone unconcious.#please point me at what makes you think that taash would hit someone unconcious because they disagreed with them #i'll wait #stop fucking making them into some sort of mindless brute just because they appear as big and strong.#fandom stop portraying tall muscly characters as dumb and violent challenge (failed)#hate it here so badly #blah blah text post #negativity #i was supposed to stop with the salt but i saw a post again

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deus-ex-mona · 6 months ago

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oh mona ft. lxl shikishi how i miss you so…

#i don’t think i’ve ever mentioned it (till now) but… this is the last surviving image i have of this shikishi #idk if it vanished during the move™️ or if my mother threw it out by accident while i was quarantining in my ‘c-19 for daizo’ era #or if it just sprouted wings and flew off to become top idols one day… but it’s gone :(#im forever glad that my past self decided to use it as the profile image for the tl account bc otherwise it’d be *gone* gone #thank you past me for the courtesy… i still think ur a dumbass for not keeping the shikishi safe in the first place in a memorable location #but thank you for at least giving me a little trace to remember it by…#…anyways profile image on there is now asumona shikishi~~~~ got a cleaner pic of them while i was cleaning out the drawer so~~~~~#my miserable shikishi bonus count remains at 2… sighssss #missed out on vol 1 bc i bought from am.jp like a dumbass instead of checking for bonuses… vol 2’s vanished… and vol 3’s just didnt arrive #(which. incidentally. is also. like. a cautionary tale of why u should wait for bonus announcements before placing preorders…)#(<-was dumb enough to preorder vol 3 the moment it went up [note: before the bonus announcements] and was shocked to receive no bonuses)#(idk if it was just a one time thing but i’d rather not risk it y’know~~~~~~ proxy fees add up~~~~~~)#im just glad that i could buy vol 4 at ani.mate in-person (by chance)… though it did make my family think i had bought bl manga instead…#…anyway that’s enough 4-5 am babbling for one day…#throwing this ‘promise’ here: if i can get up by 1pm im finally gonna clean the rest of the idolsengen chapters… no more procrastinating…#perhaps. maybe. idk. no guarantee.#either way nghy canon u agree y/y #<-cant stop shillin’ nghy (sorry <3)#t h o u g h speaking of nghy i found. like. 6 nghy stickers in my drawer (the one from the 4th charasong album kuji)#so i trimmed the cheki-esque borders off one of ‘em and now it’s sitting nicely in one of the card slots of my phone case~~~#cute lil’ portable nghy that i can just flip up to look at whenever i want~~~~~~~

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bucephaly · 6 months ago

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THE PERSON BLOCKED ME, HELLO???

#comes to my blog asking me dumb questions and being really weird #and then blocking me when i have the gall to be kinda short and mean #lol. lmao.#ok. sure #im getting really tired of people coming to me asking for info and i provide them genuine info and try to be helpful #and tell them smth they might not wanna hear like their story is fake or theyre being weird and they really need to step back #and stop being so weird abt shit #and i get blocked. like. sorry?#i genuinely try to be helpful and offer genealogy help to people #but if you are just gunna twiddle your thumbs waiting without even starting on any research #while also thinking abt all the fun things you can take from our culture without putting any effort into learning legit stuff then???#yea im gunna get pissed ??

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crustyfloor · 1 year ago

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It looks like Ivan is standing with his back to the gate initially, but there aren't any trees in front of the gate so he must've been standing to the side. Only when Till passed him does it seem like he was actually in front of the gate so I wonder when Till approached him did Ivan turn to face him because he thought Till was coming to talk to him? lol

#getting your hopes up little man? (same bruh same)#also #if ivan planned the whole waygein thing. how. just how.#were mizi and till playing and when they lost their flowers so they both ran after it?#doesnt make much sense though since it seems as though mizi was there first #and till and ivan came in after #can ivan control the wind?#none of this makes sense #alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #alnst #oH WAIT #what if mizi went in there for the flowers and till happened to do the same for his own by coincidence #ivan couldve stopped him if he knew about the wagyein #and uhh he didnt for some reason? he's a bad boy he did some bad things and just did it all for fun like it meant nothing?#shitty ass kid making my brain fry #sorry if this is badly worded sometimes english feels foreign to me but im also just dumb

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phonification · 8 months ago

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guys i need your input . who do you think is gonna tell OJ, pickle and nickel the truth about the show?? (...if they come back)

#i figured since they all got eliminated before they figured out SOMEONE has to tell them #i cant stop imagining everyone coming back and they're like.#“oh boy that was rough ... well since we were never actually real people i guess we can start from a clean slate!”#<- balloon (presumably)#“What.”#<- nickel (presumably)#my first assumption was that balloon or baseball would tell nickel but i think a group intervention would be . sillier #suitcase needs to break the news to him #reality checkkkkk #ummmm i guess paper tells OJ #im actually really interested in OJs reaction ...#annndddd taco tells pickle #double truth bomb #DOUBLE WHAMMY #Wait.#there's also the whole other group of invitationals that weren't even there #well them too #BLUH #i think itssss TK - LR - clover - blueberry - bot* - floory #bot presumably because i still think they're still alive #grrrrr #anyway #toodles #bonks thinkpan #inanimate insanity #this is dumb but. its been nagging me so whatevs

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mylove-thresher · 5 months ago

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I am going to shoot myself in the head

#I feel so helpless and clueless rn I feel like I’m going to fail my entire academic journey #Nothing bad has happened this week (besides my sis and mom getting rlly sick) but I just feel like I know nothing anymore #Am I a dumb stupid fuck #I have yet another exam tomorrow and I thought I loved the subject but suddenly I realize I didn’t understand anything #Trying to take down notes but I have literally no material to work with only my book in which I’ve made over 50 errors #I don’t count them I just know it’s over that number #I haven’t showered I’m trying to do homework I’m trying to take down notes and I’m also trying to take care of my sis bc she’s very sick #I bear a cross far too big for my size I feel like I can’t handle anything at all #Jesus christtttt where is old me when I need her I would’ve tanked this shit so easily but now I’m just crying and whining #i need to stop thinking about how I was so much better before but I can’t stop #I really was so much more than a spineless piece of shit what the fuck #Ghhhh mitski you were so right #I was so young when I behaved 25 yet now I find I’ve grown into a tall child is so very real mitski #Lately I’ve been crying like a tall child yeah keep it up mitski sing ur shit I will jump off of this ledge I’m on yeah #Clawing my skin offffff I wish I could tell someone irl #I still haven’t written to my friends parents so they could help me #but I don’t have the time to make a word doc ab everything I go thru and how I feel #And they might not help me #I just want to crawl a hole in the ground and wait to become a sprout to become a pretty flower I don’t wanna be living this shit no more #Vent #vent post

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victorthesilly · 7 months ago

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Hi guys this is my new blueberror au that's very cool: Blueberror but he's even more fucked up and is also immortal and is also like cool and is also a god maybe

So like. Yk how error is usually thought out to be like. The god of destruction?? I think blueberror should also get that. Idk what he's the god of. Stars ig?? He's not finished obviously

If you want facts abt him, go under the cut! Remember that this is a VERY rough draft and things are subjected to change.

1. Blueberror is now VERY star-like

2. The stars on his cheek have now turned into actual stars. A gas giant similar to Saturn, a black hole and a red dwarf star.

3. His eye is a black hole that's slowly killing him. His body is deformed due to this, the design doesn't show it well right now.

4. His head is,, kind of like the gas giant? It's difficult to draw. I'll probably change that.

5. His soul is a red dwarf star.

6. He's immortal, but also not. The only thing that can kill him is the black hole that will slowly kill him and likely a good chunk of the multiverse after it consumes him.

7. He's taken care of by Ink due to him being extremely unstable and unable to take care of himself.

8. His body constantly feels like it's being stretched apart, since it. It is.🧍

9. He's like. Covered in stardust. I mean technically he IS made out of stardust because we're all made out of stardust but shut the fuck up die I mean this dust is noticeable

10. If you're near Blueberror/in an AU with Blueberror, you'll feel like you're being pulled towards him. You aren't, it's just. Something that happens. Like a trick on your mind.

11. He's really slow. He was originally gunna be fast BUT considering he technically has so much mass on him I'd think of him as actually really slow.

12. He has REALLY BAD EYESIGHT. OBVIOUSLY. 1 eye is FUCKING GONE while the other is RIGHT NEXT TO A BLACK HOLE so he's practically blind.

13. Do not touch him, you will puke or maybe accidently be pulled into him.

14. He's. Really quiet. He can't talk a lot due to his face morphing so much but also he like. Doesn't make any noise. This is based off how you can't hear anything in space because there's no sound waves. Idk how it works with him since there are sound waves but SHUT UP DIE

15. Remembers next to nothing about his past life, only that he had someone he loved.

16. Do not let him cook this bitch cannot even see how do you expect him to make anything good

17. Wow why did I make him so disabled

18. What

19. Ummmmmmm

20. God I feel bad he's just a sad guy that's gunna die in maybe 10(100 zeros at the end of it) years

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