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boyswanna-be-her · 3 months

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Yesterday I:

1. Found out some cosmic shit that will make me feel happy EVERY time i remember it, possibly for the rest of my life

2. Had food poisoning

1 made me so mentally satisfied while simultaneously feeling physically ill and puking from 2 that it gave me whiplash. I've never been so elated while sick.

#there is so much happening this weekend rofl #i think i got food poisoned by a veggie & bacon burger i ate on thursday #which is in and of itself pretty funny that they have a veggie bacon burger to begin with #funnier still bc it's named 'the pit and the pendulum' on the menu #but i am VERY sad to now associate barfing with the edgar allen poe-themed bar that's walking distance from my apt #at the very least it's my second bad food experience there #so it's for the best that I don't keep eating their burgos #guess i'll have to only drink funny named cocktails there from now on oh no #also not to bury the leded but i ******* my *********** *** ****#and found out that ** ***** ** ************** rofllllll #THE FUCKING IRONY #*** ****** *** ****** of ****!!!!#GOD I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT #wait shit it's ALLAN not ALLEN but no way am i editing tags

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