#wait omg sybil is that you

[fraugwinska]

A very incomplete list of Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction Authors/Geniuses

I cannot believe the awsome, talented, absolute magnificent people I've met through this fandom. Writing FF for Hazbin Hotel has become one of my greatest joys in life, and reading the stories and creations of my fellow friends and idols is something that can brighten my whole week - and we don't gatekeep. So, if you're in search for a good read, here are a few of the SUPER AWSOME people I stalk (and I want to stress - this list is never going to be complete, but I'll try to edit it as there are just SO MANY GODDANG MASTERS out there!) @bapple117 If you love #RadioStatic, you have to read 'Bluest Monday' (completed) and the follow-up 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' (WIP) She'll break your heart in the most beautiful way. If you don't fancy that but Alastor is your go-to, then you will want to dive in head-first into "If You Can't Say Somethin' Nice, Don't Say Nothin' At All" (complete). But as before, be ready for a rollercoaster of emotional moments and extremely spicy shenanigans.

@hazelfoureyes Goddess of the smut, Hottest writer in Hell - If you're horny, Hazel has got you covered. Especially her 'The safeword is Radioapple'-Mini-series will make you sweat like a Zumba-Instructor on crack. Be prepared to blush, tremble, die and immediately ressurrect, because yes. She is THAT good.

Clover/corruptedteacups on AO3 With whooping 75 chapters and 300k+ hits, her Fanfic 'The Red means I Love you' is one of the best, most detailed slow-burn-pining-angsty-smutty-will-they-wont-they Masterpieces I've read so far. Alastor is magnificent and I guarantee you'll fall in love with Clover, the bunny who captures the heart of you deerest red demon.

@melodyonthewireless Highly underappreciated (imho), her fic "A Match made in Hell" (WIP) follows her OC Sybil down to hell, into the Hazbin Hotel and consecutively the arms of Alastor - but don't you dare underestimate the pink, harmless looking doe. Sybil's witch powers and her sassy, witty personality is quite the match to the established readio overlord. It's such a read, and the wait between chapters the sweetest agony!

@macabr3-barbi3 She delivers every. single. TIME. Her Short stories and One-Shots are like Pringles - Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm deeply in love with 'Dream a little Dream' (WIP), 'Nothing I can't Handle' (WIP) makes me run for a cold shower and did I mention the countless one-shot-candies that make you mouth water and your toes curl?

@slutforalastor/InconspicuousBosch on AO3 Whether it's the One-Shots on tumblr (omg the PRIEST ALASTOR BIT *fans face*) or the incredible Choose-your-Path-Fic "Say it with a smile" (completed) - you will be both amazed at the artistry of the wording and storybuilding and blushing at the sheer craft of the smut and sexual tension.

@impale-me-radio-daddy Founder of the kink #antlerplay, his series of 'The Lookalike' is steamy, outrageous, utterly magnificent and filthy down to the bones. Be prepared for some serious questioning of your own preferences, because you WILL get some epiphanies. And that's a PROMISE.

@hurthermore Listen. LISTEN. Bimbo is the mini-series that had me on a friggin CHOKEHOLD. It takes a special talent to make one so invested in THE radio demon, gentleman a la carte Alastor believably pining after and pounding a lovable, dumb airhead sinner with a fable for skimpy dresses and leave you at the end wanting for seconds and thirds!

As I said, this is a highly incomplete list, and I'll absolutely edit this list as I go. But I needed to put this out in the world. To all of the above, and all of those which I didn't include YET but most certainly will -

I ADORE YOU, I PRAY AT YOUR FEET, YOU ARE AMAZING BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[amanita-muscaria-lover]

Libby Reads Trials of Apollo: The Tyrant's Tomb

~spoilers under the cut~

Apollo calling Jason his half brother hurts. Hurts hurts hurts

Not the monster here to eat Jason's body

Don the Faun. Love it

My heart tears every time they mention Jason in the coffin

Hazel?! HAZEL!!!!

Meg Peg

Godddd just get Jason to his funeral this poor boy

Hazel sobbing over Jason's coffin is beyond painful wtf

My boy FRANK LET'S GOOOOOOO

Reyna my sovereign

Meg going to feed unicorns omg like let's go my traumatized baby

The biggest loss of life in New Rome was the civilians? What Percy and Annabeth would (probably) be when they go to college there?

I am living for Tyson and Ella omg

How did I forget about Frank's stick thing? (Screw Hera)

Jason's funeral hurts

Honestly not loving Lupa here

Why am I worried about Ella dying??

"I don't think I could handle a world with no Apollo in it."

Frank and Hazel are so freaking cute omg

Um wtf with the death mask thing

Tarquin is literally a skeleton lmao

More Lester/Apollo whump

Another party split *sigh*

Sorry did I hear that the Legion plays Fortnite?

Meg being worried about Lester/Apollo is adorable

Crest mention 😭😭

Wait the dead from Camp Jupiter are going to return as zombies? ...oh gods not him

"I know what rhetorical means."

This whole car scene with Lester/Apollo, Reyna, and Meg (and the dogs) is so wonderfully awkward

"I love you like a sister." Oh thank god Rick wasn't trying to pair them together

Apollo really was garbage (aside from helping to create the ravens we know today that was rad)

Lester/Apollo shitting on Ed Sheeran's The A Team for not being more appropriately titled had clearly forgotten about Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal

Why can't I think of any Ptolemaic gods ?!?

Harpocrates ??

"Never underestimate the power of thousands of human minds all believing the same thing."

Aww the sybil and Harpocrates care about each other

"You keep adding to the Good Things column."

The First Law of Percy Jackson 😂

Loving the Strong Women with a Plan vs Clueless Man dichotomy

"See you on the other side." Uh Frank? That sounds too close to the First Law of Percy Jackson

They cut the wings off of the pegasi? They better hope Meg doesn't find out

Not Jason's name coming out of Caligula's mouth

Oh thank god Frank's praetor's cloak works

WAIT NO

Fuuuuuuck Caligula

We love angry, scary Hazel

Screw Tarquin

Oh shit is Diana here ???

Ohhhhh god Thalia is here

FRANK?!

RIP Don the Faun

"Jason was my brother." FUCK

Oh shiiiii Reyna joined The Hunt!

Come on Hazel is the right choice for Praetor

[caliburn-the-sword]

more cress thoughts and reactions (if i wasn't lazy i would start numbering these)

WHAT is with this lunar guard and WHY would he randomly choose to help these guys. since he's a Named Character (but i already forgot) i'm demanding a pov chapter immediately. probably won't get one until we trust him tho rip

NO WAY SCARLET CAN'T DIE OMG - oh thank goodness she's been taken hostage. that's better because it means she has a chance

what is it with cinder and her tendency to pick up strays?? first thorne now the blondie

cinder got that medical rizz (got blondie to take his shirt to staunch blood)

wait how does blondie know that cinder is the lost princess?? did i miss something??? maybe it was something cress mentioned

"Thorne thought maybe it was best for her to practice (cutting bonds) on herself anyway" DAMN BRO COLD

i wonder if the programming making the sat invisible still applies now that it's crashed. if not we're about to have a big problem on our hands

"somehow she’d never worked the sensation of prickly facial hair into her fantasies. She would amend that after this." MISS GIRL WHAT???? that said i find the diction of 'amend that' there's just something so detached about it lmao

OMG THORNE LOST HIS VISION YES THIS IS MAKING ME NUTS

no i agree cress WHY would you give a newly blind man a knife

her hair is getting cut off <3 "It felt as though twenty pounds had been cut from her head" probably because it HAS girly. haircuts are literally magical. feel sad?? get a haircut

"It's not your fault" damn thorne i really appreciate how conscious he is of cinder's and now cress' self blaming problem even though he doesn't act like he's all compassionate. softie

grossed out by thorne kissing a 16 year old even if it was just her hand (someone play sixteen by ayesha erotica)

omg i thought the kids were talking about PRIZE MONEY for a BOUNTY and that we were about to see someone properly threatening appear, not just gummy worms fkshfsdkh. LOVE erland for indulging the children. he seems like a fun uncle type figure to have. i wonder how much those kids make him grieve for his daughter. OMG CINDER MENTION IT I NEED ERLAND'S REACTION

omg cress' descriptions of earth make me feel like i've been taking it for granted <3 i love her to death and i wish her all the happiness in the world

i LOVE thorne's no nonsense attitude, especially when it conflicts with cress' fantasies. yeah!! shake her!! wilderness survival king

tf??? i've never heard of a green sunset????? i'm assuming that this is a rural thing or i'm just gonna pin it down to random radioactive scifi reasons

thorne you know what OTHER than constellations would rule out australia?? THE SAND WOULD BE FUCKING RED. i would know because i did a 6 week cross country road trip across the desert from east to west and back again. i get that he's blind but surely cress would have noticed and thought to mention it (catch me looking for the southern cross constellation whenever i go to the northern hemisphere since it's the only one i can consistently recognise)

whenever cinder gets glamoured she always snaps out of it immediately. even kai, the few times it's happened to him. it's honestly VERY disturbing to read it from scarlet's perspective where she's completely unable to (also now i'm finding kai sus. does he have the implant against his knowledge?? he got out of it with pain but wolf literally got SHOT and stayed glamoured)

LANDED IN AFRICA OMG THEY'RE GONNA REUNITE WITH CINDER. I BET ERLAND HAS ALREADY HEARD NEWS ABOUT THE DROPPED SAT

cress' backstory is intriguing, ESPECIALLY because idk how she's alive. does experimenting really make her THAT worth keeping before her hacking skills came to light?? why does sybil want to keep shells alive in the first place?? she seems very down with eugenics

holding onto neurodivergent coded cress and defending her with my life. of course some traits overlap with her trauma and being isolated for so long

only just remembered this but i guess now my theory of cress not being fully lunar doesn't hold up now that i know her parents. but with what she's saying about her backstory, makes sense why she doesn't identify with lunars that much

maybe it was thorne that i decided was bi??? just by seeing this line about blackmailing a hot pilot if he were in her position??? now that i think about it he had a similar line about kai or something. anyway with thorne saying he would have blackmailed someone i reckon he's just putting on a facade so no one sees him as a softie. but it's still funny to just make characters queer. it's a coping mechanism

OMG NOW THAT THE SATELLITE HAS CRASHED THE LUNARS ARE EXPOSED. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. but the spyware should ALSO be down unless specific feeds went directly to the palace

this read has been such a treat for me!! i mentioned this on a reblog of one of my first cress post, but for those of you who haven't seen it when i was like. 5. my library had this picture book of the biblically accurate grimms brothers rapunzel. BEAUTIFUL illustrations. i was a silly goofy little kid obsessed with morbidity and i LOVED the gory illustrations of the prince's eyes getting stabbed out by thorns and him wandering around the forest all bloody and blind. i tried to find it online but couldn't!! the closest thing to it was rapunzel by sarah gibb which isn't gloriously violent anyway. i want to see if i can hunt it down irl and let you guys know which one it is but i used to frequent three different local libraries + the school library of my primary school was basically my own playground so i can't remember where i used to read it ;-; but yeah all this is to say i'm obsessed with cress as a retelling of rapunzel by far as someone who has a long history and grew up with it <3

@eddisfargo @francforever @winterrhayle @winterpinetrees

[gracethyomen]

Okay so you said Natalie wears glasses and I have thoughts!

Is she decently blind without them???? How badly does she need them to see??

Because this girl might have an interaction with Matt and not even recognize his lips/build!

Or when she’s kidnapped she has to deal with not being able to see and Matt has to help her!!!

They hit glasses sometimes when they kiss (eventually)

Idk I just think some adorable stuff could come from this!

Omg I love this. It's like you're in my head. Natalie has halfway decent vision without her glasses, so it's maybe possible she could recognize Matt?

Can confirm I've already written when he comes to find her and she is blindfolded for most of it, but eventually recognizes his voice.

Not going to give away too much as I'm hoping to get that chapter out tonight if I can. She interchanges between her glasses and her contacts but is wearing her glasses when she gets taken.

Matt definitely has bumped glasses with her a few times. When he's not paying attention he may have walked halfway to the office before realizing he grabbed the wrong glasses.

They're both ridiculous and I love them to death. They definitely do a ton of cute shit that I can't wait to share. There's also unfortunately quite a bit of angst coming before they get their happy ending.

Thank you for your message though it got me thinking more about details like this. These are the fun character building convos I love to be honest. I've really fallen in love with these guys and my goal is to make you guys fall in love with them too.

-Sybil :)

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (21)

@tastetherainbow290 it has been So Long since i’ve read this

chapter 64

“As it turns out, a war not hard-won is just…awkward.” 😭

amos?!

💔 

poor barty ☹️

SYBILL ?!

💔

there is no disability erasure here

regulus 😭😭😭

rodolphus and rabastan fighting about the pillow

james ☹️

oh no war

“Honestly, they'd kill it in charades.”

james and his cane iconic duo

“no one ever thinks to look up” 💔

RABASTAN?!

i’m in class rn i can’t cry

lily and remus friendship ❤️‍🩹

“He had blood in his mouth more often than something sweet, and so that became his favorite meal. “ 😧

lily ☹️

remus and lyall ❤️‍🩹

tim and not-tim

“The world is a little more hollow without them in it.”

chapter 65

kingsley 💔

alecto and narcissa? okay. 

i love james

🎶he is dealing with the unimaginable🎶

sirius lyall and remus reunion 

good parents club

“"Are you pouting?" James asks, amused. "No," says Regulus, who is pouting.”

jegulus ❤️‍🩹

chapter 66

this one is supposed to be heavy so i will read it later

it is later. (it has been several days)

ariana being a tree is so thalia of her

ew snape

oh me oh my what’s gonna happen 

rita?!

PANDORA 

rita deserved it tbh

i love barty

children 😧

monty?!

i’m skimming bc my attention span

ok i’m taking a break again

back several days later again!

i’m anticipating reading art heist baby so i need to finish thisss ahhhh

barty no don’t die

his arm ?!

i wish you could see my face rn

what. 

james! yes. 

the lore. is all coming together 

“All Regulus can think, at this moment, is that he can't wait to tell Remus about this.”

WHAT

thank god barty is still alive

i think i jinxed it guys…

chapter 67

pleeeeaaaase can we be done with the heavy chapters i can’t do this anymore 

remus!

i need to know what happened to emmeline and rodolphus

oh!

yes remus

WHAT

"She started the war for me, and she'll end it for me, too." 

MARLENE!!!! AHHHH!!!!!! with the same ring too ❤️‍🩹 i swear to god if she dies i will too

i need to stop saying this shit (omg anagram) because every time i do it happens

nononononononono

oh poor dorcas omg.

snape pov again why

PANDORA?!

no dont do this to me

“albus is pacing” when is he not

scapegoat another vocab word

albus just letting people die instead of saving them as always

MONTY NO

alice 💔

emmeline 💔

rodolphus 💔

narcissa 💔

alecto 💔

minerva 💔

REMUS 

and dorcas ☹️

i know neither of them died but still

REGULUS 

i gasped

aberforth?!

NOW he stops it 

ok severus eat ig

thank god my pookies aren’t actually dead

🎶come on eileen🎶

wait is everyone’s password their mothers name

please i hope monty isn’t dead

HE LIVES!

oh.

my face is getting hives again im starting to think im allergic to this fic

monty 💔

yes riddle die

ok dorcas 

SHE DOESNT KNOW

she doesn’t know. omg she doesn’t know

poor dorcas ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

at least the war is over?

i need to take another extended break from this 

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

S3 ep5

Current emotional status: FEAR

Cthulu Max has been on the rampage for a whole week!?

Ew, the narrator

Oh man, are they sending the airforce after him?

I really like Cthulu Max's design

Momma Bosco 💗

Oh hey, Norrington and Papierwaite are alive.

Superball are you saying you tried to send the Maimtrons up Max's--

Also he's acting president while Max is... deposed of.

Superball is only giving Sam until 6am :(

Featherly!

"Wandering around the moleman tunnels is no fun without Max."

"You got it all wrong, we're trying to help Max." "We will help him... to a generous serving of ass whooping."

"That is one rabbit who will be multiplied... into 2,000 smoldering pieces."

Carol ran off with Blustet

"I only want her to be happy, is all." Aw, Curt

Superball just admitted to having separation anxiety from Max

Ok Momma can't come but Papierwaite and Norringron can.

I like Norrington :)

GASP

Is it?

It is!

SYBIL!!!!

RETURN OF THE QUEEN

Oh, she is very pregnant

She was a wizard at one point?

She's gonna help!

Superball there's no such thing as acceptable losses

Abe has his body back

"Four score and seven tons of raw power"

HE CAN FLY NOW!?

Sybil, I love you, but why did you mod someone else's car???

Grandpa Stinky I love you

Oh, he just handed us the recipe for once.

Asdfff the spore maxes swarming Grandpa

They stole Grandpa's hotdogs

"We must feed the host! Piglets and sphinkters make us stronger!" "We regret nothing!"

Grandpa hasn't slept in three years

Sam just casually taking the last of Grandpa's corndogs

The spores are trying to get it

Lol Sam slapped them

Sal's alive!

He's hiding from Sam :(

Lol we can control Cthulu Max with Corndogs

Ew, the cornstarch got mixed in with the giant puddle 🤢 Looks gross

Love how Sybil completely ignores the Flaming Max head

Also the look of disappointment on the spore's face made me laugh

Fifth trimester???

The way the one Max spore by Grandpa's truck is bobbing in circles with his mouth open is making me laugh.

Sam showing concern for Sybil because she’s preggers 🥺

Her being pregnant with Abe's child implies that statues have working genital in this universe

She put a weiner scented airfreshener in the desoto

At least Sam and a Max spore seem to like that (of course they do)

"Sybil you're the best!" Hell yeah she is!

Sam's mind went to the color bar codes to prevent being traumatized by Sybil's oversharing

We drowned the desoto

Asdfgh Sam just botched slapped one of the spores for trying to say "that's none of your damn buisness."

Ew, Max's spine is pointing out

Oh hey, Satan and Jurgen

Why is Jurgen wearing his old fashioned clothes instead of his emo clothes?

Lol Sam snuck into frame to shout "Go Mets! New York rules!"

"--besides it's just a good and noble thing to do." "You're not familiar with my previous work, are you?"

"Sam, what happened to you to make you so cynical?" Gee, Jurgen, I wonder what could have possibly happened.

Oh so the water tower counts as vegetable oil because Momma did something to it

Pfft we can replace Satan's microphone with a corndog

Omg they jumped off the building to avoid Max

Oh, they're fine, and the oil is in the giant puddle.

I'm thankful to Featherly for giving us an egg but I'd have preferred not to watch him lay it. Granted it was just in a cartoon way but he still made weird noises

Also TRANS FEATHERLY 2021

"I desperately wanted to see that, sir. Ask him if he'll lay another one."

Oh hey, the Flaming Max heads helped heat up the giant desoto corndog

Since I'm playing this in 2021 the Maimtron's song references are super dated, which defeats Superball's efforts

Oooh! A unique opening sequence???

Oh this music is jazzy af

Sam really doesn't like the Max spores

Sam how do you already know what Max's insides look like???

"Even when he's not a collasal monster Max's food comas can last for weeks."

Ok we wake Max up with the coffee beans, right?

Yup!

The gi Max spore is so sad he doesn't get to come 😢

"But I'm a horrible monster!"

"I suppose Max's brain always looks like a living room?" "Well, Max is host to all kinds of weird parasites, and he likes to he a good host!" WHAT

No really, this brings up so many questions about lagomorphs. Are they some kind of Symbiote or something?

And a previous episode confirmed Max is amphibious

Max has tumors!!!

It shocked Sam!

"Eugh! Get away fake Max!" "Do you find my warmth... alarming, Sam?"

"What do nightmares taste like, anyway?" "Pepsi"

Max wants to be author 💗

He also writes fanfiction about Flint 🤣

I'd unironically read his books.

Tina Belcher voice: Friend fiction

Max has an experimental fusion jazz band???

"He just killed a great white shark--"

Max being completely unable to describe a woman is very gay of him. Good for him.

Max's brain teleported everyone to different parts of the body.

Found Sybil in the gym/legs

The brain is broadcasting Sam's thoughts???

Sam couldn't think of a joke for the medicine balls :(

"Wow Max is looking pretty buff. Would it be too weird if I asked him to turn around?"

Sam! Stop thinking bad things about Sybil's pregnancy she can hear you you putz!

She's upset with him now

"Can you believe this guy?" "I find the entire situation to be very contrived and misogynistic." Same spore Max, same.

Sam stop being so mean omg!

"I changed Sybil, I totally get the whole parenthood thing now." "Really now?" "Tax deductions."

In Max's inventory now

Y'know, I never really thought about it as a storage house

Hit The Road reference :3

Baby roach hatched in

"Pa..papa?" "Now I am little champion, now I am!"

Max has a Maximus shrine

Sam turned into a roomba!

Aw, he named it Sam Jr 🥺

We won Sybil back through his love of Sam Jr

Found the conjoined twins

Huh, Max lost as eye. Does that mean he has a glass one, or do lagomorphs have regenerative abilities?

Pfft we have to play twister to control his arma

The brain is messing with things again

Oh, we need a roach to operate the game because of radiation

Well, let's kidnap Sal

Oh, poor Girl Stinky. She's really going through it

Aw, Sal feels bad

Sal?

Honey, are alright?

He's dying???

He's not immune to irradiation!?

Oh no, he's gone

I'm so sad 😞

Gotta pick up Sam Jr. Before I control Max

They mad Max do a magical girl pose

Ugh the narrator is back

Wait, what?

He's Max's brain??? SUPEREGO???

WHAT

"I was always ignored" Yo if my super ego was as pretentious as you I 'd ignore it too 😤

He wants to kill himself and Max???

I know Max had a self loathing complex but holy shit

The super ego is perfectly fine with destroying half the east coast what a jerk

Just noticed Sam's tie is red. Had no idea about this while drawing PI!Sam lol

We have to help Max get his memories back to use the ASTRO projector

Skunkapes has three Sam clones imprisoned

Sam had canon ocd?

Gasp Gordon???

No, it's Sammun Mak

I love him, little child tyrant

Just make him a mobile brain in a jar and let Sam and Max adopt him

Why is Grandpa here?

He isn't talking like Stinky

Too polite

Sam sees it too

He's a space gorilla

They switched brains?

Found the cloning g chamber

Let's go to Momma's first

CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME

Superball is "wracked with guilt"

"Keep it together Superball. Sam will be able to save the day. He always does."

Ok, let's go to the cloning facility

I'm still thinking about poor Sal yo

FLIIIIIINT!

He's punching space apes!

Girl Stinky really playing up the evil Mistress role

The doggleganger has a bomb on him!!!

Wait so Girl really is a mermaid??? I thought that was just her aestetic

God I love Flint

Haha we tricked Skunkape with scooby doo villain tactics

Got the robot

Her water broke... and it was pennies

Max wants to save Sybil! 😭🥺💕

Super Ego is here

Oh now he wants to save Max

The only thing here are those records

Super Ego waved goodbye

Cthulu Max is cute when he cries

Wait What?

His head is on fire!

The maimtron hit him!

He waved goodbye... and teleported away.

He exploaded!!!!

He promised he'd take Sam with him and he didn't!!!!

AAAAAAH

I thought the dead Max thing was popular angst fanon fic thingy!

We're cloning Max?

It didn't work 😭😭😭😭😭

Superball ran off crying

Oh God the credits are just Sam walking sadly what the hell

He's not even stopping to fight any crime 😢

💔💔💔

God the way he's clinging to himself

What?

The elevator???

MAAAAX

he's back???

Past Max???

He blew his Sam up???

Wait hold on I'm glad they're together again but this doesn't fix anything

There's so much trauma from this season

All the horrible things that happened during 301-304 happened in like 3 days tops, then Sam had to deal with Max being a monster for a week before watching him die!

And the new (?) Max had BLOW HIS SAM UP!!!

And they left the franchise like that for a decade????

What the hell?

I want to be happy but this shit is going to consume my brain for the next week at least what the hell

Aaaaaaah!

Like maybe they really do just brush it off but it feels unlikely

I know Max has a connection with his other selves so it'll be easier for him to adjust but certainly Sam is going to notice the discrepancies since he doesn't get the same deal

Someone told me there were multiple endings hold on

Aw, they walked off into the sunrise together

But still

AAAAAAAAH

[maki-matsurra]

Hello, I was wondering about what would happen if the reader was terrified, literally, T E R R I F I E D of Max when they met Sam and Max because the reader’s heard stories of Max being an unforgiving, violent, mean, dirtbag?

Hi!

AWWWWW THIS SOUNDS SO SAD OMG-

I’ll do my best to make it a little angsty, but maybe a little bit fluff at the end? I did make the child reader a bit younger, so I hope that's okay! ^^

Hope you enjoy!

Want to send in a request? Start Here!

Max swung his legs back and forth while on the couch of his and Sam's home, waiting for the new bundle of joy in their lives to arrive. Sam and Max both finally agreed on adopting a child and calling it their own, since after all they've been through, they knew they were finally ready to raise one. The Irish Wolfhound went ahead to the local orphanage alone, since Max was on one of those very rare solo cases given to him from the Commissioner, and while he was there, he found the perfect child named (Y/N) (L/N), since Max was absent, he didn't get to meet them until today. Sam went ahead with the Desoto to pick them up while Max stayed and got their bedroom ready, which he already did, and he must say, he was pretty damn proud of himself. The room was decorated with what he thinks a child would love to have, a nice comfy bed with (F/C) sheets and blankets, a soft round rug on the floor, a simple desk and chair, and some toys in a chest he picked up, thanks to the help of Sybil for advice. He nearly jumped out of his seat with excitement as Sam opened the door with a smile, nodding his head to his husband as he turned to the kid, who looked a little sleepy; "Meet your new home and your new Papa!"

That was when Max jumped out of his seat with a wide grin, his arms stretched out as he exclaimed; "Hi, new friend!"

The child's (E/C) eyes locked on Max, or more accurately, his shark-like teeth, making them widen as they violently backed up into Sam's legs, making the two very confused.

"No!" They yelled, making Max blink and let out a nervous chuckle. "Aw, I mean, I know I may not seem like the most friendliest pal around, but that's a different story with kids, kiddo!" He reached a white furry hand out, making them run behind Sam, clutching to his legs like a lifeline as they kept saying; "No! No! No!!"

"Hey, hey, hey... It's okay, he won't hurt you I promise." Sam coaxed, turing around to face them and kneeling down, that's when they went into the dog's arms and shook their head, their body shaking very violently while tears pricked their eyes. Sam hushed them as he pulled them closer. Max looked at the child with a worried, yet very sad face, his hand slowly lowering, as well as his ears slightly drooping.

Sam turned to his husband to give him a reasurred look; "Maybe their just a little cranky since I woke them from their well needed nap, I'm gonna put them back to bed." He picked the child up in his arms, who was still clutching onto his suit. "You fixed the bedroom up for them, right little buddy?"

"Y-Yeah..." Max said, his tone much calmer and quieter than his usual excited loud one.

"You're the best! I'll be right back."

Sam then started walking down the hall, towards (Y/N)'s room. The child looked up from being hidden in Sam's shoulder, locking eyes with the lagamorph before hiding their face in Sam's neck, clutching tighter.

This made Max's ears drop. For the first time in a while, not knowing what he did wrong.

It was about an hour after that incident, the lagomorph sat on the couch, eyes glued to the dusty-rose colored carpet flooring, his body more still than when he sat on it before the two came home, a million questions running through his head.

'Was it something I did?'

'Was it something I said?'

'Were they really that tired?'

'What happened?'

'What happened to them?'

'Are... they scared of me?'

He looked up from the floor to see his doggy husband slowly and quietly shut their door, turning to him with a smile. "Finally got them to go back to bed, poor thing didn't want to let go of me, almost like a bear trap. But they're all good and settled in now."

"Good, that's great." Max nodded, looking back down at the carpet. Sam looked at at him with a sincere look before smiling softly and walking towards the couch before sitting next to the lagomorph, using his index finger to lightly trace the side of his head below his left ear in an arching motion. "What's going on in that melon-shaped head of yours?"

Max shrugged, resting his head in his hands and resting his elbows on his knees. "I just... I don't know what happened between me and the kid."

"Little buddy, you gotta understand. This is a whole new experience for them, getting to know a new home and a new set of parents can be a lot for a kid their age. Especially when the new set of parents is a 6 foot dog and a lagomorph." Sam reasoned before cupping his husband's face in his hands, making him look at him. "Just wait, they'll soon warm up to you, mark my words."

"You really think so?"

"I know so." He kissed his forehead lovingly, before giving him a big lick on the cheek, making Max groan and laugh. "Ew, Sam! Grody!"

The next morning, the two Freelance Police sat at their round birch-wood breakfast table in the kitchen, enjoying their cups of coffee and breakfast of eggs and bacon, trying to wake themselves up.

That's when Max's left ear swivled at the soft click of a door opening, then soft pads of footsteps on the carpet. Sam noticed this and looked up from his eggs, seeing (Y/N) in the doorway of the kitchen, wearing one of Sam's old T-Shirts as pajamas, making it look more like a night gown that stopped past their knees and the sleeves coming past their elbows.

"Well, Good morning, little pup! Did you sleep okay?" Sam asked with a smile, making the Lagomorph adjust his body so he was sitting sideways in the chair, sending a smile at them, they looked at Max with terrified eyes before taking a step back and glancing towards the dog, nodding.

This made his smile falter, and his ears drooping once again while Sam got up from his own seat. "You wan't some breakfast? We still have some eggs and bacon left if you'd like some."

They nodded again, making an idea form in Max's head as he jumped out of his chair and onto the table, scooting the chair to the left of him back with his feet. "Here! You can sit next to me!" He said with an excited voice and smile.

(Y/N)'s face paled at that, as they violently shook their head again, rushing past the table and hugging Sam's pants legs again, making him look down as he was holding the plate of eggs and a slice of bacon. He glanced at Max who looked really hurt by what just happened.

'Sam was wrong... they're never gonna like me...'

'I'll never be their Papa...'

"Aw, little pup, I promise you, he's not gonna hurt you, he's just tryin' to be friendly." Sam reasoned, placing their breakfast on the counter and kneeling back down to the child's height, placing his hands on their shoulders.

"Scary teeth..." The child whimpered, holding their hands close to their chest. "He'll rip you apart and eat you."

The pair looked at each other with wide eyes and confused/shocked faces before looking back at the scared child. "Where on earth did you get that idea? Where did you hear that?"

"The older kids told us... He eats children and laughs at people all crazy-like..."

"Okay, the laughing at people all crazy-like, I can see, but he doesn't eat kids, let alone anybody, I promise you."

"Yeah, trust me, I'm very picky with what I eat, and kids ain't on my menu, kid." Max said, still standing on the table with a kind smile.

"He's actually just a lovable goofball, who just wants to be your Papa and your friend..." Sam reasoned, making them glance behind their shoulder at the lagomorph before fully turing their body towards him, this made his eyes slightly widen before slowly climbing off the table and onto the floor. "Trust us." Sam mumbled as he slowly guided (Y/N) towards Max, who held his small white fluffy hand out to them, giving them a soft smile and softly saying; "Put ‘er there, kid."

They looked at him before looking at his hand, then at the big dog, who gave his own kind smile and nod, letting them slowly reach out a shaky, uneasy hand, and lightly grabbing it in a handshake, feeling the soft velvity texture of his fur as his grip ever so gently tightened around the child's hand. Max soon smiled widely, feeling super excited and happy about what just happened before pulling them in towards him quickly, making Sam gasp and reach out; "Wait! Max! No!"

He soon stopped as he saw the Lagomorph give them a huge hug and plant quick, loving kisses all over their face, making them soon burst out in a fit of giggles, a smile on their face as they started squirming in his hold, making the dog smile with tears in his eyes, relief showering over his body.

Max planted one last kiss on their forehead, smiling at them. "You're one brave kid." He ruffled their (H/L) (H/C) hair before jumping back on the chair. "Now come on! Food's getting cold!"

Sam placed their plate on the table where Max pushed the seat out for them, as well as placing a cup of milk. Sam sat back in his own seat as the child soon pushed the chair closer to Max before sitting in it and dragging their plate and cup to themselves, making Max smile widely at them in surpise.

Sam sighed and shook his head jokingly, a playful smile on his face. "Man, now you're just hogging them all to yourself."

"Damn right I am! And I ain't sorry for it!" Max said, wrapping his arm around their shoulder and placing a kiss to the side of their head. He did have to admit though, Sam was right, all he had to do is wait for (Y/N) to warm up to him.

And it was so worth the wait.

[adamsvanrhijn]

wait what wasn't legal at the time? eloping? :o

omg yeah so if Tom and Sybil had made it to Gretna Green, they would have been told that one party has to have lived in Scotland for at least 21 days prior to getting married there. this was put in place in literally the 1850s but I just plain did not bother to check, because this never comes up in either the show or the scripts or anywhere else I DID bother to look!

truly just another instance of Downton Abbey canon equalling an alternate history... Good job Fellowes! I bet you never guessed that someone would use this to make Sybil and Thomas elope in a fanfiction but them's the breaks!

[h4ise]

omg GASP thank u for tagging me!!! :DDD

Three ships: Jekyon (SOBBING LAUGHING CRYI-), Clervalstein, crackship adam x hyde (they're like partner in crime but they're still friends n all)

first ship: kaito x luka (i rlly like their dynamic hehe)

Favorite color: ANY TYPE OF BLUE!!!!!!

Last song: TUYU- What sort of ending are you wishing for?

Last movie in theater: I remember clearly i watched sri asih on theater cuz i was waiting for a year for that movie to come out 😭 (btw it's a local indonesian hero themed movie)

Last show: Breaking Bad

Currently watching: The Labyrinth (i actually just finished the movie today at campus hehe)

Currently reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray, Frankenstein

Currently working on: thinking about how to design Sybil Vane and some other gothic lit charas i haven't drawn or designed yet and also a super secret local webtoon project 🧐

Current obsession: gothic literature in general, BrBa/BCS franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Analog horror (TMC, TWF), TF2, 80s movies (ghostbusters, back to the future, re-animator, etc.)

i don't rlly have a tag so anyone can join in !! 🏃

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @louwhose !

Three Ships: Zelink, Malink, and Sylki

First ship: umm idk Finn McMissile/Holly Shiftwell I guess? But I like barely shipped them. It was more of a ‘oh well this fic is pretty good so I’ll put up with the pairing’ kinda thing XD If we’re talking first serious ship then Sylki

Fave colour: blue

Last song: Heartbreak Feels So Good by Fall Out Boy

Last movie in theaters: Thor Love and Thunder I think? I don’t go to theaters much lol

Last show: Hero’s Purpose

Currently watching: …nothing (I’ve been too busy playing Majora’s Mask lol)

Currently reading: whatever fluffy or whumpy fic I can get my hands on

Currently working on: too many wips

Current obsession: Legend of Zelda and Linked Universe (it’s not obvious at all 🙃)

No pressure tags: @telemna-hyelle @skyward-floored @tired-twili @zeldaelmo @blossomingwaters @uncleskyrule @srah-the-violist aaand I can’t think of anyone else cause my brain has stopped cooperating

[khaleesiofalicante]

I just finished season 3 of Downton... what the fuck was that last episode???

Matthew sees his son and then on the way bcak he dies?!?!

Sybil dies: - my heart cracks

Matthew dies : - my heart shatters into a thousand fucking pieces

Send me tissues plz 😭😭

OMG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GET THERE SHDFBJSDFBJ IT WAS THE WORST THING??????

also apparently this episode originally aired during Christmas wtf lmaooooo (have to double check tho)

Also the next season is so painful cause we have watch Mary deal with his death :(

[caliburn-the-sword]

final cress thoughts!!!!

i absolutely inhaled that book holy shit lol. got winter at the bookstore today because shipment just arrived and i gotta say it's HELLA chonky. i am EXCITED. of course fairest will have to come first

since the plan has been explained to us the readers, that means it's DEFO gonna go wrong (note: it did - sybil ambushed them)

god why is cress married to everyone. first thorne now wolf

rolling my eyes sighing bile is rising in my throat. i CANNOT take this alpha nonsense. admittedly when cress says it in a brightest star of a constellation way, that's cute. unfortunately the omegaverse connotations cancels it out completely

OMG CINDER AND KAI FINALLY. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. rip to everyone that was reading these as they came out because i can't imagine how PAINFUL it would have been to wait two years for them to see each other again as opposed to me just binging the books across like 3 weeks max by the time i finish the series

respect for torin holy shit that must have been SUCH a hard choice for him to make to not only let the prince go but to reveal his tracker chip

NO ERLAND IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE LETUMOSIS AND HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DIE AND HE HAS TO REUNITE WITH CRESS. CRESS NEEDS TO KNOW. I AM LITERALLY IN STUDIES OF RELIGION CLASS RN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS PAIN

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT THE PLAGUE IS BIOWARFARE. i'm a genius. but the mutated strain was just genuinely a coincidence judging by levana's reaction LMAO

was absolutely baffled why tf thorne was kissing cress before i remembered the promise he made. i feel sickly and nauseous. get off that minor rn

as much as i hate thorne. gotta admit that the shooting scene was badass

YES SYBIL TAKE THAT, BITCH

wonder who the queen is married to

i respect every ounce of rebellion in erland's bones. yeah piss off the queen!!

grossed out by cress and thorne some more. please man keep pushing her away. literally his responsibility as an adult. ew

holy shit scarlet actually lost her finger

it's nice to properly meet winter

something very strange seems to be going on with winter. master and pet lunar stuff?? weird af. wants to be besties?? girl are you even understanding the situation?? also has she never met a ranga before??? is she HIGH????? and what's with the role playing games??? she's somehow more delulu than cress, acts even YOUNGER than her actual age than cress does

winter seems to THINK that she was friends with cinder. interesting. once again i want cinder to get her memories of pre-fire back real bad

winter is a SIMP for jacin

OH I'M SO DUMB HOW DIDN'T I REALISE THAT SHE WOULD BE DELULU BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T USE HER GLAMOUR. respect for winter has increased. this means that ALL the time scarlet spent thinking about how beautiful winter is was the truth LMAO. gay gay homosexual gay. is it too much to hope for a polycule?? they'd literally be like parks and rec. "i'm wolf andthis is my gf scarlet, this is her gf winter, this is winter's bf jaycin".

ofc a lake on the moon is gonna be called artemisia lake LOL. now we've had one moon titan and one moon goddess reference. chang'e when????

NOT FARAFRAH. i bet you all found it downright HILARIOUS when i went on about how much i love farafrah back in one of the other posts

ngl think it's too early for cinder and kai to be eating each other's faces. kai got over his issues REAL fast lol. idk how i feel about it but willing to see where winter takes us

i didn't even think of the implication because i don't consider kai and levana legitimately engaged so i find it HILARIOUS that the silly family tree of kai being engaged to one woman and then making out with her niece. reminds me of ouat

revolutionary cinder ftw

speculation for fairest:

i did the maths and realised that since levana is like 30 and cinder is 16 then she was about 17 years old when she decided that cinder just had to go. I'M 17. cannot imagine killing a 3 year old. cray z. and then she was even YOUNGER than that when she killed her sister for the throne. ALSO insane. that will be one deeply disturbed mind to dive into in fairest

read the blurb and don't exactly have anymore thoughts other than trying to figure out who the in universe equivalent to her REAL husband would be since we're defo getting backstory on that. since she's the evil queen then it must be winter's father "the good king", however because of the blurb i reckon it's some kind of "mirror mirror on the wall" figure. idk what exactly that would entail. some kind of royal adviser???

speculation for winter, because i don't want to forget everything i'm thinking by the time i'm done reading fairest:

mother reveal for cress - i don't remember if any lunar scientists have been mentioned or named yet, but i WILL be keeping an eye out. i suspect someone who has something to do with the wolf soldier hybrids, she might even know wolf. regardless hope the bitch dies

father reveal for cinder

from the way jacin calls garan linh's device an equaliser, it's DEFINITELY gonna be reproduced in this book, ESPECIALLY with winter going all delulu, and the way cinder is concerned about becoming like levana

jacin pov chapters now that miss marissa doesn't have to make his motivations and loyalties ambiguous

ngl i HATE prequels, ESPECIALLY when they're about the villain of the story, and i often skip them. i'm a bit apprehensive about going into fairest, but i want to have the proper reading experience of tlc, and it's important to the story. putting my personal feelings aside and hoping for the best!!

@eddisfargo @francforever @winterrhayle @winterpinetrees @shellyseashell

[embrassemoi]

(1/8) You're really out there publising new chapters in such a short amount of time and each chapter is better than the last one!   I'm seriously in awe of your talent! It's so difficult to pick a favorite chapter but this one might be one of my favorites. First of all, I loved what you did with the chapter title, whiskers literally taking padfoot's place in the order they were named on the map. It was sirius' worst fear and it happened. Also Remus and mc's chemistry is so great. I'm a big fan

I've had so much inspiration and free time this past week! and I'm going to start getting really busy this upcoming fall so I want to try and upload as much as possible!

(2/8) of how naturally their friendship and relationship grows and how different their dynamic is compared to mc and sirius. The way she was braiding his hair in common room and the way map practically flirts with her. Their little moment in the halloween party was so great as well, mc (who is dressed up as mcgonagall) drunkly playing with remus' (who is dressed up as FILCH) is probably one of my favorite moments in the sbtmas. Speaking of the costumes, I wish I was a good artist so I could draw

yeah! it's always a struggle to write two different dynamics when it comes to a love triangle because you don't want it to be:

a) the same

b) have it be unfair (although rn it's kinda unfair but hey, sirius will have a chance)

c) please both remus and Sirius stans (its been hard bc sirius stans are so mad with me rn LMFAO its kinda hilarious. I'm sorryyyyy! I SAID SLOWBURN DIDNT I? I WASNT LYING)

and oh my gosh - this chapter was literally so fucking fun to write and I think that really showed in my writing this time. the map - omg - since it's technically remus' magic for his little messages, the map is unable to insult her and I think it's just so cute :)

and I think dressing up as the professors would be so fucking cool! actually, fun fact - this idea was originally supposed to be for fifth year. Sirius was supposed to be McGonagall and MC was still supposed to be a cat but I obviously flipped shit around. for seventh year - I've had their costumes all picked since I started writing and I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO WRITE IT MY GOD

(3/8) a fanart of them. Lily as a 20s flapper, marlene as carrie, dorcas as dorothy (it's official, dorcas is the cutest person in this entire series) and sybill as the crazy cat lady (hands down best costume)! And of course marauders as teachers. Remus as filch was son unexpected yet brilliant! I almost died when marlene started flirting with mc for a grade and james called her hot (and also mcgonagall took a photo with her, minnie and marauders era students is always so fun to read about. Can

THE FACT that you would even think of making drawing fan art is literally the most ego-filling thing ever. woah. Thank you for even just mentioning that lmfao.

also, I love Dorcas. I love her. I adore her. the version of her that I created in my head - I'm obsessed. the same goes for Lily. omg I can't forget to mention Marlene! omg I'm a mess. I love them all.

(4/8) you imagine her keeping all of those memories in a box and looking at them after most of her students from that time period die in the war.) Peter had some really good costume ideas after all. But honestly, thank you for... giving peter a personality. In most fics he's just there, only eating in the background (similar to movie!ron). But in sbtmas he's so great and has a great sense of humor (he got his hands on a pen and chose to write "evans' bitch on james' face, an icon). I feel like

okay, that hurt my feelings. I can just picture McGonagall getting teary eyed as she stares at a picture of the Marauders after the second wizarding war, wishing she could have saved her students.

(5/8) this is going to make his betrayal so much better when it eventually happens. I mean, I was genuinely disturbed when james started to talk about how sneaky he was (famous last words). I loved all of the pranks they did in this chapter as well. The exorcist music and ballpoint pens were so creative (and they gave us that adorable scene with dorcas and nifflers) and also... funny. I feel like in a way, it showed how much marauders learned from "The Prank" and matured because of it. Last year

Peter was a marauder through and through. he was just as sneaky as the others, brimming with personality and just as smart. maybe not in academics, but the fucker had strengths in other areas. It was such a pet peeve of mine when they didn't include him in the fics I used to read. idk, sbtmas is everything I guess I wanted in a fic that I didn't get 💀 (I sound a bit egotistical here. If it comes off that way, I don’t mean it to)

(6/8) their halloween prank with spiders was a bit cruel. But this time, it's somethig that would make everyone laugh and maybe a bit annoyed, but still less harmless. Everything was funny and great and honestly, while I was reading this I was laughing the entire time... until I got to the "five years" part! Now that was cruel! You really did used costumes and pranks as a distraction and hit us with the angst! One second I was laughing and the next moment I was having an existential

oh definitely and I'm happy that you caught on to the change in severity from their pranks!

(7/8) how we have no idea about what future will bring and you can never know how much time you will have with your loved ones before it's all taken away from you. But I guess that's the appeal of the marauders era, we all know about the tragic ending they will have but still want to learn about their hogwarts years. And of course the song you chose perfectly captured that. It's halloween 1976, exactly five years before lily and james' death. And they have no idea about how they only have five

(8/8) years together. James and lily was laughing along with peter! There was something so beautiful yet disturbing about the innocence they have and you captured it beautifully. I can imagine sirius, sitting by himself somewhere, thinking about how he lost his friends and not having any idea about the tragic things that'll happen to him (or how he'll try to break into hogwarts on halloween 1993 to kill one of his friends). Okay now I made myself even sadder, I'll just shut up. -🌸

aw, sirius :(. I obviously didn't add him in this chapter but while writing, I imagine him to be in Padfoot form, silently watching the fireworks. just thinking. :((((( I just made myself sad again :( I think I even wrote a small blurb of that part but I can’t remember if I deleted it. If I didn’t, I’ll totally upload it to the outtakes eventually

[angry-slytherin]

AOS 7x07 THOUGHTS (SPOILERS!!!)

beware the SPOILERS:

Mack...bro...you good? I know you’re not I literally just made a post about the entire team needing therapy ASAP.

that’s definitely a chronicom in the computer place no doubt

Okay Mack’s a 1980s recluse and Deke is???

what’s with the cars? the painting of the cars??

classic 1980s nerd falling in love with a computer...wait NO A ROBOT

LOL HELLO DEKE SQUAD I’M CRYING THE BREAKFAST CLUB SONG STOP

Deke’s a time thief and that’s canon but I love him and how well he adapts by theft.

um did we actually just get a whole musical in AOS? wha-?

Jeff can sing so well I’m jealous

YO DEKE MY BOY REALLY STAYED TRUE TO S.H.I.E.L.D. THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS SO FLAVORFUL!!!

Mack be like: ‘F*ck this shit I’m out- WAIT COULSON IS THAT YOU?? I’M BACK NEVER LEAVING,’ like,, every season

Sybil building new creepy robots- but WAIT SHE’S MURDERED HER CREATOR BRUTUALLY BRO

I hate chronicoms

Hi Coulson you lovely hard drive

uh um uh um this is SO 1980s it hurts

the CRACK ADDICT DRUMMER AND THE GIRL IN BED

“I DON’T MIND” SHSHSHDJSSJ

hello scary robot! you must die now. wow I just wanted a sandwich.

Aww Deke taking care of Mack HOW CUTE WHAT A GOOD FRIEND

Mack is back baby

YES ROBOT BLOWN UP...but Sibyl has laser eyes can we not???

Oh now we’ve got the time waves HERE in the Lighthouse. Naughty Lighthouse.

Okay so it looks like it’s been a while when the Quinjet lands

Hi Simmons my BEST GIRL

Yay MackElena reunion!! And May & Coulson but she’s still emotionless and he’s still animated cool. Cute.

Okay we just gonna end on INTRODUCTIONS? tag scene better not disappoint

Oh ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? EVIL BABY MALICK AGAIN??? god I hate it here

Ayeee we’re going to AFTERLIFE AND SEEING JIAYING AND JEMMA HAS A BIG ROLE WE LOVE TO SEE IT

oops I forgot to add before: EXTERMINATE omg doctor who AGAIN in AOS and it’s not FS this time WHEW

also SHOT GUN AXE!!!!!!

for the good love of gracious goodness...where in the holy heckling heck is LEOPOLD JAMES FITZ???

where are you Fitz part 38474939101020233839292920 ?????

[suethor]

omg either #27 or #49 for trixie and tommy pleaaase 😭.... nawt me trying to trick u into writing something happy lmaoo bye

omg but happiness for the two of them is so deserved and so much fun to write……your wish is my command angel <3

27. giggly kiss

Obviously, if Trixie had planned to fall in love with Tommy Shelby, then she would’ve done so while they were posing as fiances, so it wouldn’t be so strange for him to hold her hand during company meetings or walk her home and spend the night.  Then would have been an optimal time as well, because it wouldn’t mean them sneaking around like Birmingham’s very own Romeo and Juliet to avoid Polly’s watchful eye.  

“You’re late,” Tommy remarked, as she rounded the corner to the backalley.  

“My boss is an arse,” she replied.  “Lots of work.  Delayed my lunchbreak.”  

“Should I talk to him?” he inquired dryly.  “Give him a piece of my mind, perhaps?”

“I can handle it,” Trixie assured him.  She took Tommy’s hands in her own.  “He might be an arse, but he’s not all that much beyond it.”  

With one swift motion, Tommy seized the sides of her waist, backing her up into the brick wall.  Trixie’s pulse was kicking, heavy and fast as he stood pressed against her.  “Are you sure?”

She laughed.  “Yes.  He’s supposed to be this big, scary gangster, but I don’t see what the talk is all about.”   Tommy fixed her with a glare.  “His sweetheart, though, I’ve heard great things about her.  She’s some sort of genius, and—“  

Tommy cut her off with a bruising kiss, tugging on her bottom lip with his teeth and pressing her even more firmly against the bricks.  Something white-hot and wanting engulfed her like a fever, and she reached for his hair as she laughed.  Her hands found his cap, and she pulled it off, careful to avoid the razor that had been so delicately sewn into it.  

He pulled away abruptly, watching her hand warily.  “Would you like to hear more about my boss?” she asked, sliding out of his grip and leaning with her side against the wall.  Tommy rolled his eyes, clearly impatient, and watched as she placed his cap over her head.  

“Can’t say that I would,” Tommy replied.  

“Maybe I’m just bitter because he kept me working late and now I only have a few minutes to spend with the man I love.”  

Snatching his hat back, Tommy slung an arm around her waist again and pulled her forward.  “Well, your boss thinks you are a genius, and to thank you for your continued dedication to the company, he’d like to offer you the rest of the day off.”  

Trixie laughed.  “Yes, I’m sure that my continued dedication to the company is the reason.”  

Tommy ducked his head again, catching her lips in the midst of her giggles.  She could feel his smile as he pressed his mouth to her own, and she arched herself closer to him, throwing her arms around his neck and leaning in.  “Yes,” he mumbled.  “That’s exactly why.”  

49. before bed kiss

Tommy Shelby was late to bed and early to rise; Trixie kew this by now—she’d learned to sleep through the way the mattress curved when he got up early in the morning, and the way it dipped from the weight of his body at night.  Even now, even though she doesn’t mind the movement, she preferred to stay up and wait for him, if only to see him once more before sleep.  

“You’re still up,” he remarked, hanging back in the doorway.  Months of living together, and he still looked reluctant to have a home, as if the floor was going to fall out beneath him if he stepped across it too heavily.  

Trixie closed her book, abandoning it on the nighttable and holding her arms out.  “Wanted to see you.”  

He snorted at that, stepping across the threshold as he loosened his tie.  “Am I in trouble?”

“Should you be?”  

“Always.”  

Tommy shrugged off his blazer, depositing it on the chair by her vanity.  Maybe before, she would’ve complained, but their lives had merged into something bigger than the both of them, now.  His things were hers, and vice versa.  “Long day at the office?” she joked.  

He held up his hand, showing off the blooming purple bruises on his knuckles.  Trixie rolled her eyes.  

“You’re ridiculous.”

“The other men seemed to take me quite seriously.”

“They don’t know you like I do.”

He turned to change, and she dragged her eyes away from the muscles on his back.  “And what do you know?” he asked.  

“Scariest man on this side of the Atlantic isn’t all that scary, in fact,” she replied, plucking her book back up from the nightstand and turning back to the page she’d been on.  The Age of Innocence.  

A moment of quiet passed, her thumbs turning the pages and the rustling of his clothes the only sounds.  Then, the bedsprings squeaked as he lowered himself into bed.  “How was work?” he asked her, reaching over for the covers and pulling them up to his waist.  

“Long,” Trixie replied.  “I spent an hour trying to keep Sybil quiet in the library while I finished up my research, but she wouldn’t listen, so I had to take my books to the park.”

Tommy didn’t say anything for a minute, just leaned across the bed to press a gentle kiss to her cheek.  She shut her book and gasped.  “What was that for?” she demanded.  

“I can’t kiss my wife?”

“You can’t kiss your wife like we’re two repressed schoolchildren.”  

Now he rolled his eyes, reaching across to cradle the side of her face.  His eyes were heavy lidded, the blue darkened by exhaustion and a kind of affection she was still growing used to.  “Can I kiss my wife like this?”  He leaned in, pressing his mouth to hers with a fervor and a heat that unspooled the very tightly wound thread in her chest.  Tommy liked to kiss like this would be his last moment on earth, even at three in the morning, even after a brutal day.  All soft lips and devotion, he traced his thumb across her cheekbone, pulling away gently and pressing his forehead to hers.  

Making a face, as if weighing her options, Trixie replied, “I’ll consider it.”  With a wicked smile, she reached to switch off the light on the endtable, leaving them bathed in the blue light of the moon and the city outside.  She shuffled down so she was curled into Tommy’s side, his arms study and warm around her waist.  

“I’ve done something terrible,” he confessed.  

“Would you like to tell me what it is?” she replied, her eyes sliding shut as she pressed her cheek into his chest.  

“You’re not afraid yet?”  

“I love you,” Trixie replied.  “No need to be afraid of what you love.”

“That’s exactly why you should be afraid.”  

She considered it for a moment, and then threw her arm across his torso so that she was holding him too.  “No,” she replied.  “No, I’m definitely right about this one.”  

[ofhestia]

( female | she/her | jennie kim ) —— isn’t that HESTIA JONES? yeah that is them, sitting there at the RAVENCLAW table with those other SIXTH years. when sybill looks into that crystal ball of hers, she sees lazy morning smiles, paint smudges left on soft skin, cozy bonfires with that warm protective glow, a ravenclaw tie twisted and turned into a choker with a dazzling H sewed into the middle, the night sky shimmering in ones eyes, crescent moon tattooed behind her ear, delicately scented quill ink, intimate whispers, swimming in the dark, the pulsing urge to be set free, spilled potions, a broken chain of pearls, cracked mirrors and silent screams, tear stained cheeks. anyway i’ve heard they’re pretty FIERCE, AFFECTIONATE, and OVEREMOTIONAL. apparently they’re a FOR THE LIGHT and HALFBLOOD but i’m sure that’s not related. —— [ brett : est : 23 : she/her ]

minor implied self harm, neglect, trauma? mentions of implied homicide, mentions of mental health issues below the cut.

Hi there, I’m Brett and I’m feeling way more awkward than I normally am? so don’t mind me omg this is a ramble mess, I promise I’ll clean it up for her actual bio page or something okay?

Once Hestia was born, her mother thought that things would change. Thought that having a daughter would change him, make him gain a new perspective. Want to protect something other than himself. As with most pipe dreams, it didn’t happen. He had turned selfish and cruel to her and now, he was going to be that way to their first born. One night, her mother had packed all of hestia’s things. She wondered allowed what was happening. What was that fear sparking in her mothers eyes? They arrived at her grandmother’s manor at midnight, rushed. Frantic. That’s when he appeared. The last time she saw him was that night and the image was burned into her soul. The dark aura radiating off of him, the way he held his wand pointed right at her mothers throat. She stepped in front of her mother just then, a little girl thinking she could protect her. Could stop what was about to happen. She was yanked away, the only true fear entering her system when she saw the tears. Her mothers silent & mouthed ‘I love you’. Then she was gone. They both had disappeared into thin air as she was cradled in her grandmother’s arms. Screaming for her mother, the only person she loved, and never got to see again. 

It wasn’t until she got older that she found out the details. The tragedy of it all. She never found out what exactly happened to her in the end, didn’t ask. Didn’t want to know, she saw it in the way light left her Nan’s eyes. Her aunts. The way they would hold onto her tighter. Silently saying their apologizes. She knew enough. Knew his views. It is faint memories, but she can hear him whisper about her tainted blood. How he was going to lock her away somewhere nobody would ever find her. Her Grandmother tried to convince her that what he said was useless. Whether that worked or not, is still up for debate.

All of it shaped her still, her fierce need to love and protect. To not let others get hurt the way she had, her family had. She prided herself on turning it into something else, into wanting to do good. To thrive. 

To cover all the pain she felt, the rejection from the hatred she saw in her father’s eyes when he looked at her. When his family had looked at her. The bastard. The other woman’s daughter. Being abandoned for something she wasn’t in control of. Of never really feeling like she fit where she was, a puzzle piece with jagged edges. Not fitting into the puzzle. 

She has an intense need to be loved, wanted, for those she loves to not leave. Her emotions are always on the edge of bubbling over into oblivion. Not matter what it is she’s feeling. It hits her deep. The pain, happiness, love, loss. 

She has trouble stopping herself from going to far, saying too much. Getting too angry. Being too possessive. Her wild is alive within her and she fears who she got it from. She’s so passionate in everything she does, things consume her easily. 

She looks for attention in the wrong places, finds beauty in things she shouldn’t.

She always has her paints somewhere with her, often liking to paint on other people if they allow her.

Her temper and anger get the better of her sometimes, lashing out. Scratches and broken mirrors. The screams of her mother, ones she didn’t hear haunt her. She would never let someone she loved get hurt again.

She fears failure, rejection, abandonment. Fears what all the trouble brewing means. Like she was waiting for a death that might not come, but she would fight. Fight until her hands shook and her heart was ready to burst from her chest. 

She’s a dramatic ass bitch. Sometimes, it’s comical others? Not so much.

Horrible at baking, cooking. Doesn’t stop her from trying. She doesn’t mean to poison people with her cookies, the dough turned against her! 

She is filled with courage. Even if she’s scared, she won’t give in. To a point where she puts herself in danger. Her nan always told her not to headbutt into things.

art was given to her as a means to calm down, to distract. it’s become her sanctuary along with books and the stars. She has a deep need to feel free. To let go and just, live. in the moment. To enjoy what she has. 

She can be impatient and stubborn, especially if she’s decided on something. But, a lot of times it takes her a while to decide. So many choices and so little time. 

Quidditch Seeker extraordinaire, this girl can RIDE a broom.

Many times she has fell asleep in the library lost in a stack of books, studying. forcing herself to be better. 

She falls hard and too quick, it often comes back to bite her on the ass. 

She so often is desperate to not be anything like her father that she pushes down dark emotions, bottling them up into destructive explosives.

She’s ashamed of who she is, where she comes from, even when she tried not to be. She often lies about her family, going out of her way to not talk about them. except for her Nan of course, she is a artistic soft, but strong witch. She got that from her. And her mother according to them.

She’s terrible at potions, and she hates it. 

She excels in her other classes though, much work is taken to make sure of it. 

She loves a good party, to forget. to enjoy being young. To dance the night away. 

Her mind runs fast and in a million different directions, she can be drawn in easily. 

She’s incredibly intimate with people, lots of direct eye contact and giving them her full attention.

AFFECTIONATE. She loves to cuddle, snuggle, hug, hold hands. Platonic or not.

She’s also part of the star gazing club, art club and deulling club! 

to be added? I’ll add more stuff I know I will so fkjnfk 

connection ideas  — 

a best friend/partner in shenanigans —

people she fell fast and hard for and got seriously rejected  — sirius

a bad influence on her?  —

close friends — molly, reg

maybe someone who she beings to trust, but they might not be who they are letting on?  —

flings or one night stand? —

 childhood hogwarts friends (they’ve been through a lot) —

 a party buddy —

someone she loathes and that loathes her right back —

 someone she is protective of —

someone she is possessive of —

 someone who finds her dramatics aggravating —

 someone who enables her to be dramatic —

 someone for her to latch onto always down for a cuddle —

 long conversation partner ( she loves having in depth conversations about a variety of topics) —

someone who is a muse for her paintings or someone who likes to get painted on by her —

 someone who calms her! brings her down to earth —

someone who has caught her in one of her breakdowns and actually got her to open up about it? —

maybe a brother or sister from her fathers side of the family? THAT WOULD BE SPICY —  

alecto? to be figured out

I have a lot of ideas I’m very open to plotting so please don’t be afraid to message me if you wanna plot with her or anything! We can have all the fun 

[hardbroomfan]

Opinion on episode 6

Just a quick review...

Spoilers!!!

So, this episode was bitter and sweet.

I loved Felicity and Maud in this episode, like a friendship that wasn't really meant to happen, though it did... I mean, Felicity is one of the characters that we know so little backstory about and I am glad we found out about her life.

We found out in episode 5 that Felicity is a green witch, and it was very obvious though clever that they added plants in her room and how she is so fascinated in them.

Or how we see Felicity's real self, her love for nature and how she is just a slave to Ethel. "You look like a farmer," Ethel had insulted her, which was pretty obvious from Ethel Hallow.

Mildred...

So this stung a little, knowing how Ethel can treat everyone like shit. I think that Mildred will definitely win head girl, no chance of Ethel even reaching that. One thing, haven't the teachers learnt enough about Hallows? And their head girl problems?

How Maud tells Mildred that it isn't all about Mildred anymore stings like nostalgia... OMG, I thought I would boil up inside.

Luckily everything was sorted between them in the end...

One thing... How come only four years later we find out about all these wizards being around...? I know in series 1 and 2 once but really? Now we see them at some party. Going back to episode 3, they should have planned indigo's birthday party in the forest, they knew they were gonna get caught...

Now, it was so awesome seeing Sybil and the three trying to fit in once again! That mind reading spell making them read each other's minds. How Mabel used it on her mother and how miss Tapioca is jealous of Mabel and miss Drill. Loving their hug at the end.

I can't wait for episode 7❤️