#wait but why is this working 😘 jk jk unless

[cursedchildofchaos]

Hey girl,

You know, our economy is in the toilet,

but I'm still gonna treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Yeah..

Tater tots,

Cold Duck on ice

and we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please

Like Burger King or Mickey D's

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said, you can even have a large fry.

Yeah.

Baby, you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the two-ply

Water, you can get it, my dear,

I got my Costco membership card right here.

Yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen

But I got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming.

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it.

Dump the flavor packet on it, and eat it.

Pork and beans

and minute rice

And we can play cribbage all night

and baby you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Yeah,

I can take you to the laundromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go round and round

And baby we can go wherever you like

I said we can go wherever you like

Yeah..

Hottest shortie I know

If you had some lipo

You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio

Seven-dollar bills roll

Inside my plastic billfold

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old

And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos!

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

You ain't got to to pay me

That's the way I roll

My chick can have what she want.

At Walmart she can pick out anything she want

And I know you ain't never had a man like that

Who doesn't make you buy a generic brand like that

Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai?

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese would be alright.

But let's send out for Pizza tonight

And you can order any topings you like

I said you can even have the last slice

yeah

Grab myself a cable from my neighbor next door.

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like

I said you can watch whatever you like

yeah

And you can always ride the city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, My wallet's fat and full of ones.

Yes, It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle

As long as you got me, it won't be no hastle

You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift-store jeans on sale half-price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said, you can have whatever you like

Yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please,

Even share my government cheese,

And baby you can have as much as you like.

I said you can have as much as you like

Yeah.

Yeah...

... What ... What is this? XD

@poststhatjustarentsalient why? XD