#wait DID FLIQPY MADE THE PACKAGING FOR THE BISCUITS????

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Pretty sure this bit's my 2020's era lolll

FLIP TO BASICS AU

An AU where instead of the Army, Flippy goes to HTFied Hell's Kitchen. He came in wishing to become a great chef, He came out as How to Basics. His therapist advice him to blog his cooking to take his mind off the bad experiences but when he sees eggs, he will turn to Fliqpy, who is a chaotic maniac that loves breaking eggs and stuffs

Transcript:

Flippy: (eyes closed) Hey FLAKES! Try out my biscuits! It's FREE

Flaky: Wow! How generous of you! 'Why he have a camera?'

BOX: Basic Biscuits — MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF TOO MUCH EGGS, PEANUT, HEAD OF A FISH, CHICKEN, SALIVA, AND CRITTER'S FLESH

Flaky: I'm sorry MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF WHAT?

Fliqpy: It's fReE