#unreone ramblings

[unreone]

Pretty sure this bit's my 2020's era lolll

FLIP TO BASICS AU

An AU where instead of the Army, Flippy goes to HTFied Hell's Kitchen. He came in wishing to become a great chef, He came out as How to Basics. His therapist advice him to blog his cooking to take his mind off the bad experiences but when he sees eggs, he will turn to Fliqpy, who is a chaotic maniac that loves breaking eggs and stuffs

Transcript:

Flippy: (eyes closed) Hey FLAKES! Try out my biscuits! It's FREE

Flaky: Wow! How generous of you! 'Why he have a camera?'

BOX: Basic Biscuits — MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF TOO MUCH EGGS, PEANUT, HEAD OF A FISH, CHICKEN, SALIVA, AND CRITTER'S FLESH

Flaky: I'm sorry MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF WHAT?

Fliqpy: It's fReE

[unreone]

LOWKEY WANTING TO DO THIS SINCE 2017 AND NOW I'M GOING TO COMMIT-

Making a tumblr blog for my opposite au!!!!!! This right here is the pfp for ittttt :]

After writing and rewriting and rerewriting

I ultimately decided to scrap a bunch of stuffs

BUT teenage Cub is still the main chara because i like the arc of his dynamic with Pop and Inversed!Pop

Agsjskkskskskka

(Also alsooo ONFG MY DELETED WATTPAD FIC'S COVER WAS ARCHIVED THNK FOKEN GOODNESS I DID MAKE IT I THOUGHT I WAS DELUSIONAL)

[unreone]

Did anyone else read this HTF fanfic?

Somewhen ranging from 2011 to 2016, I lurk at fanfiction.net to read fake htf episodes.

One fic I'm longing to read again is "HTF Death Battles".The concept of the entire fic is that it's a death battle between unlikely pairs. You think you would know who would win but it's not gonna turn out the way it is.

Chapters i remember are the following:

● The Mole vs Splendid

Superpowers against technique. (The Batman vs Superman of the htfverse-) Splendid have gone rouge and become power hungry. The government didn't anticipate this. Coming out of the retirement is The Mole tasked with apprehending the once beloved superhero. I remember reading the author's notes how this was blossomed from the fact that both Splendid and The Mole have their own KaPOW episodes. I don't really remember much from this chapter since the focus is on the brutal action between the clashing figures. My bias at the time made me root for Splendid despite The Mole being put in the good side <<< this behavior may have some links to me liking The BOYS series (ㅎㄷㅎ)

● Russell vs Buddhist Monkey

I remember crying to this one, my fave chapter out of all.

Russell is depicted as a ruthless captain who once travel the sea with a crew. When he arrive at the town/village where Buddhist Monkey lives, he was all by his lonesome. 'He did what he have to do to survive'. His goal is to pillage the place with all of its treasure and satiate his craving for blood. Buddhist Monkey tried to settle everything with peace at first but after harming someone in front of his eyes, he just have to do something.

I remember myself just imagining the Russell by the end of 'Get Whale Soon' with his manic eyes and laughter. Also like playing "Enter the Garden" on low volume while reading the battle sequence to really set the mood.

Russell was distracted by a specific type of flower that his lover once wore and that moment of hesitation is what caused his demise as Buddhist Monkey end his life for good. "How could he have turned out like this?" Exploring the ship, Buddhist Monkey found the travel logs and read the tragedy that is the life of Russell. Russell's corpse was buried with the flower next to it. His name and his lover's name was engraved with the words below saying "May these souls truly found peace."

● Sniffles vs Cro-Marmot

Sniffles is funded by the goverment to accomplish a scientific breakthrough in relation to cryogenics. Sniffles and Flaky is a couple here but theyre on the brink of a breakup since Sniffles is so obsessed with his project, which is thawing out Cro Marmot. There's a line something like "Since you pay attention to him that much, why dont you marry it already".

Anyway- he was alone in his lab and did sum thingy majigs and successfully thawed out the upper half of Cro Marmot. He actually speak English and that startles Sniffles. Cro Marmot explained that he's been on display for museums all throughout the world.

Cro Marmot talks about learning all there is to know about history and science. He is willing to share the most important truth to Sniffles once he is completely free. The fucking dumbass did so and the foken monster laugh.

The truth is that all knowledge is useless and satisfying primal urges is the only important thing. And his primary instinct right then and there is to satiate his hunger.

With his club, he smashed the machinery and that causes the lights to turn out. I cant remember the next stuffs but it's just a matter of Sniffles using his tools and wit to escape and Cro Marmot using violence and strength.

Their conversation includes something like You're no different than me. You feed your hunger for knowledge too and the strongest ones conquer everything alone.

Eventually, even if he is covered by bruises, Sniffles manage to trap Cro Marmot. Sum chemical combo activated and it's some type of coolant so he started to freeze. Cro Marmot was freezed while he is yelling, baring a very spooky expression.

After panting a bit, Sniffles called Flaky. He was compelled to share what he just experience but he suppressed his ramblings and choose to apologize. The two reconnect and the fic was over

===============================

Unless I was just hallucinating everything and I'm actually staring at an unplugged computer the whole time-

I'm really REALLY sure this fic existed because I was always hyped talking about the chapters with my classmates. I may have got some specific details wrong but I am nodding my dino head off from the general concept being right.

Here's to me hoping somebody else here have read it, better yet, archived/know the link of the fic in some way, shape or form.

Thanks for your timeeeee!!!!!

[unreone]

Yall have seen my 2017 artstyle, now here's

2019 edition

Happy Tree Friends

Somber Wood Foes/Fiends

Personalities and motivations inverted

▪︎ Somber is the coolest antonym I found for Happy, Wood is a darker alternative for Tree, and Foes is the opposite of friends

EXTRACTED DESCRIPTION: Cub is finally a teenager but he still dies because of his father's negligence and clumsiness. He is really tired of the cycle and he desires to be in an opposite world where Pop would actually make constant efforts taking care of him. After an encounter with his opposite counterpart at the well, the two switches places to live the lives they think they wanted.

▪︎ Lye (Wolf in Sheep's Clothing) and Byte (Cheetah with headphones) are like Cub's classmates. They knew how Buc and Cub switch places so they'll do their best to try to make it nothing's out of the ordinary-

▪︎ This is the chapter's cover of Somber Wood Foes/Opposite AU that~~I never have the chance to write~~ I really adore :DDD

It features Cub, Frankly and Wifty

I called the white featureless creatures "Bases" because I haven't known the word "Generic Tree Friend" yet-

The Respectably Refined Readily Righteous Raccoon Rangers are the main helpers for Cub to adapt to the world.

▪︎ The ones with Crystal in it are really cool, her role is to like guide Cub around. First image is of Cub getting introduced to Inversed! Cuddles, Giggles and Toothy. Second image is Cub telling Wifty about Crystal. He's unsure of her existence since he is the only one who have seen her so far.

▪︎ I forgot how this chapter supposed to go but I rembe about Cub trying to survive the "executioners"

Featuring:

Flippy > Fiasco

(Fiasco is a bloodthirsty executioner whose goal is to have the most kills each day. He is quick, ruthless, and loves the creativity in his kills. He avoids places containing wholesome stuffs since he will flip into his little alter, Freaky.)

Russell the Pirate > Rascal the Bandit

(loves gold, hoards gold, will kill for anything that looks like gold)

Flaky > Ruby

(she doesn't have flakes, fearless, adrenaline junkie, uses her quills as weapons when needed, loves to compete on having the most kills for the day)

▪︎ These are AMINO art requests of the Inversed critters yeeee

[unreone]

Huh... my inbox is empty and my fingers are yearning...

PEOPLE

DROP YOUR SACRIFICES OCS RIGHT FOKEN NOW AT MY ASK BOX RIGHT FOKEN NOW

one chara per user please thxxxx

[unreone]

*happily putting music over speedpaints*

*it's August 7*

**IT'S AUGUST 7**

AKPAV9OAHVOVSHOAVHAOVH

Imma post now the artfight attacs I made I swear I just forgor aaaaaaaaaa

[unreone]

*infodumps at all the servers I'm in*

*quickly leaves as soon as someone might reply*

WOW Im soooo good! at socialising, this is easy!!! :DDDDDD

[unreone]

I have a confession to make-

Back in highschool, for the subject "Humanity Education"

I always use a quote from an episode of MLP : FIM in my reflection journal. Only one of my classmates catch this when she jokingly adds "Dear Princess Celestia" at the start of one of the entries.

[unreone]

Onfg

Guess who found her old notebooks from her HTF AMINO era????

[unreone]

THE MORE TIME PASSES THE MORE LIKELY I WANT TO END UP OUTRIGHT MAKING AN AZUMANGAxHTF AU-

Its creation + original pic under cut:

[unreone]

AzuTreeFriends DieOh

POTENTIAL CAST

(is subject to change)

Chiyo -> Sniffles

Rich and genius but never gets treated seriously due to shortness (ahuhu-)

Chihiro -> Cuddles

I know Chihiro gets demoted to extra in the anime its big sadge, still imma include this ahgash

Chihiro is a close friend to Kaorin, making Cuddles a close friend to Toothy in this au

(But then again, if Cuddles ends up being Kagura, Chihiro may be Flaky, cuz short quilled porcupine looks fun to draw)

Kaorin -> Toothy

Fellas, is it gae to want to imagine wedding bells whenever you see your same gender classmate?

Was in astrology club

Tomo -> Nutty

ADHD critters

Yomi -> Handy

I am conflicted since Sniffles have glasses but Handy is perfect for cutting people's bs

Osaka -> Lammy

She is a transferee, the lamb is a new character. It feels like these two rhymes in a poem to me

Have minds unlike others and humor darker than it should be

||def not cuz i kin both||

Sakaki -> Splendid

Deems as cool and untouchable by everyone, just wants to enjoy cute and mundane things like baking and knitting

Kagura -> Flippy

Since KaPOW depicted him as a clumsy ahh dumb fucc hes here

Athleticcc! Does not know own's strengthhh

(Alternatively, Cuddles actually could be Kagura)

Yukari -> Giggles

Let's Gett outofcharactrrrr

Party Rockers in the houseee tonighttt

Her being easy to anger is something i could see tho oml

Minamo/Nyamo -> Petunia

Haha get it? PE teacher. PEtunia hha

most down-to-earth member of the series' cast, as well as one of the most good-hearted, secretly a badass

oml she ballin

Kimura -> Disco Bear

Cassanova wannabees despite being already married

Kimura's wife -> Pop

let's just assume he can cook good ahuhu-

Chiyo-chichi -> Lumpy

I wanna hear him say i wish I was a bird let him say i wish i was a bird

Yall may suggest modifications from thissss through comments or reblogs!!!!!

[unreone]

Lmoa

Imma draw mime next for my third day of goretober and i was researching for anatomy poses and stuff as always

aND I FOKEN FOUND THIS OML

[unreone]

Imagine having 7am class tomorrow but you sleep at 5am because your sibling requested last night to make some quick animation and arts for their school commercial assignment. Questionably specific but surely one wouldn't end up in such a situation-

[unreone]

Sorryyyy for the delay in goreytoberyartttttt

An evil wizard casted a curse on me and it dulled my senses of sight, smell, taste and touch

->(sore eyes and cold lmao)

[unreone]

Upp Nextt:

Fruity Toothy

Lammy's nose have a period

Cuddles jaw is a little bit more wide open than usual

Im just writing their respective shortfics ahahahsveheoeowlw

[unreone]

Onfg

NO MORE DILLY DALLYING

I WILL DO IT

I AM FINALLY LOOKING AT MY ASKS

And ANSWER

EVEN IF I MELT IN THE PROCESSSS