#waifu/husbando ratings

[starlit-typewriter]

Genshin SAGAU, Creator of Teyvat, but not Humanity Part 1

Playing around with the idea of The creator of Teyvat, not being the creator of humanity.

Masterlist | Next Part

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You were never much of a gamer.

Not that you disliked games of course, but it never quite clicked with you the way it did others. You’d try a couple of games on and off, but there would always be a point where it’d become boring.

Not that there was anything bad about the games themselves, you freely complimented the design and effort it goes into making these masterful pieces of art and code.

You just, weren't a gamer.

Until Genshin Impact

You can still remember the day you heard of it.

You were chatting with friends and one of them brought up this new game they saw a promotion for that they were interested in trying.

It was this anime-esque gacha game.

They showed you a couple trailers and promotional materials, and you must admit they were quite appealing.

However you didn’t intend to try it, knowing that you’d eventually drop it and move on.

But your friend still pestered you, claiming that there’s no harm in trying and dropping another game, after all it’s free anyways, so you’re not losing out on anything monetary.

Skeptical, you joined them in trying out the game.

And

Well

Let’s just say your friend got more than a couple of “I told you so’s” that day

It was beautiful.

The art, the music, the characters.

Everything about this game just, clicked.

You understand why people got so obsessed with certain games.

Why they would be willing to pay for things such as this.

Why this is such a large industry.

It’s, well it’s fun.

It was honestly quite frightening how quickly the game pulled you in.

You never understood the term “completionist”, until it started to apply to you.

Every quest, every domain, every achievement

You did it all

Every dialogue, every story, every entry in the archive.

You read it all.

You scoured the forums for bits of lore, and shrieked with your friend every time something new was dropped.

Genshin was all consuming.

It was honestly quite concerning, if it weren’t for the fact it was time gated with its resin cap and limited content, your outside life probably would’ve suffered.

On some level you probably knew that this was not normal. Your friends who were all gamers as well were never as obsessed over a single game as you were over Genshin.

But you reassured yourself, this is the first game that made you feel this way, its natural for you to go a little overboard.

I’m sure it’ll die down as I try out other games.

But you never really did.

No other game, no matter how popular or similar or highly rated.

Other games from Hoyoverse fared slightly better in terms of attention span.

But you always went back to Genshin.

Not that it bothered you.

Genshin was enough, considering you still had real world responsibilities to balance.

And that was that.

Until, well.

Until Fontaine.

You see, you’d always enjoyed the characters of Teyvat.

But you’ve never quite simped after them the way the fanbase did.

You admired their aesthetics and enjoyed their stories. But they never quite drew you in.

Even your main, was quite honestly determined by meta and whatever character you’ve managed to get your hands on.

There was never a “waifu” or “husbando”.

It was always the world and story that drew you in rather than individual characters.

Iudex Neuvillette was an exception.

The exception

He felt right.

You immediately knew you had to pull for him.

So you did.

And playing him was amazing. He was as meta breaking as you’d hoped and, well, you just liked him.

“Your first official Husbando” your friends would tease. You understand why they would go such lengths for a specific character now.

He was special.

He was a Dragon.

He felt, right.

You quite never understood why

Not until you entered the world of Teyvat.

That story,

Well,

That begins from the other side of the screen.

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“I bet we can definitely open up a whole new sector in Fontaine if all goes well don't you think?” Hu Tao chattered as she and Zhongli strolled back to Liyue Harbor.

Zhongli hummed in agreement, only half paying attention to the conversation. He could tell Hu Tao noticed, since she was keeping the topic of conversation to light topics that anyone with half a mind could parse through. Only enough relevance so that he wouldn’t get lost in thought, but not so much that he had to focus on the conversation.

She was considerate like that, he knew since she had let many of his oddities slide, especially when he was still adjusting to mortal life.

Not that he was free from old habits mind you.

Zhongli doubted he would ever truly be able to blend into a crowd of mortal without some level of adept arts concealing his presence, however he was able to blend in enough so that the average nosy person was able to wave off his eccentricities a simply a facet of his personality rather than something deeper.

He cannot forget that it was thanks to people such as Hu Tao who were willing to let him in without many questions that allowed him to get to this point. Something he will be forever grateful for.

Be that as it may, it did not change the fact that some things will forever be kept secret.

His near encounter with the Hydro dragon for one.

Even from the other side of Qiaoying village where he’d made himself scarce, he could feel the amount of blessings placed upon the man.

He truly was favored by the creator.

Not that that was any surprise.

What was surprising was his own blessing.

Though much smaller, he still treasured the gift given to him by the creator of Teyvat.

Teyvat, after all, was a world of Dragons.

It was due to the advent of The Primordial One, did they lose their authority.

Not that many people knew.

Most people didn’t

The true History and creation of Teyvat was kept tightly wrapped, even the most learned scholars of the Akademiya could only infer at what truly happened, as well as the origin of humanity.

The true name of the creator was lost to time, only their title of the creator of Teyvat remaining. The mortals who lived on Teyvat daren’t give them another for fear of evoking their wrath.

They had plenty to be wrathful about.

Zhongli would only imagine his own rage, if anything similar happened to Liyue.

Imagine putting in centuries upon centuries of work only for an outsider to come in, destroy your work and reshape it for their own people. Before proceeding to have the audacity to name him as a contributor to their success and praise alongside such an usurper.

Just imagining it makes him angry.

That is why, the creator’s title is rarely evoked.

Names have power after all.

Names of gods even more so.

To evoke their name, their title, is to ask for attention.

Attention that would be safer left elsewhere.

Not that mortals knew the true reason.

The commonly accepted reasoning was that the creator of Teyvat has long turned their gaze elsewhere, satisfied with the current ruling of Teyvat, having entrusted their powers to Celestia and the Archons.

Zhongli would feel guilt at this blatant lie and rewriting of history if he could.

But he cannot, because to feel guilt would be to regret his actions and to wish something was different.

But he knew that he, along with all of humanity, Liyue Harbor, his Adepti and friends. They would not have existed, they would not have lived, has history played out justly.

The world is not just.

The world simply is.

He feared to an extent that the Hydro dragons would try to force a more cruel version of justice upon Fontaine, condemning them all as usurpers, when they had no idea, or even power over what had happened in the past.

Thankfully it seems that Focalors’s plan to integrate him into humanity worked. Stemming any sort of “justice” he may enact on humanity for the crimes of The Primordial One. In fact, he seems to have great fondness over humanity, absolving them of their sin and saving them from the prophecy that threatened Fontaine for so many centuries.

However, he knew that he was exempt from this mercy. Zhongli knew that when the time came, the Hydro dragon, or well Iudex Neuvillette would spare no effort in holding him accountable for his actions in usurping the original order of Teyvat.

Which is exactly why he avoided the man, dragon? as he did.

“-ello, earth to Zhongli, ”

Zhongli blinked, Hu Tao’s voice dragging him back to their situation at hand.

“Ah, my apologies, I seemed to have been lost in thought”

She clicked her tongue at him, “Aiyyaa, honestly Zhongli, I wonder sometimes if your age is getting to you, I was trying to get your attention for quite a while”

“Is that so,”

Zhongli couldn’t help but smile at her exaggerated groan.

“I was merely thinking about some old history,” he started, preparing himself to finish the history of Qiaoying village that he was telling Hu Tao on their way over.

“Oh no, there’s no need for that,” she waved off, a slight grimace on her face.

He knew how bored she was by the story the way over, so it served as a perfect distraction on the way back to stop her from questioning any further.

“Honestly a girl can only listen so much about the different varieties of teas and their subtle notes and flavoring before she has to burst yo know,” she complained.

“Well, the history of tea has a -”

“Oh look we’re almost there!” She pointed out, most likely in a desperate bid to stop him from droning on.

He was being slightly unfair to her, he knows, but it never ceases to become unassuming when people try to fake interest in a topic, only to regret it when they realize just how much there is to know about it.

Of course it can never compare to when someone has a genuine passion for the topic and wants to engage further, but those mortals are rare.

More often than not, he can use his vast knowledge as a smokescreen too, well, as Paimon would most likely put it. Bore people into leaving him alone.

He waves off Hu Tao as she bounces back home, and allows himself to take a stroll through the streets of Liyue Harbor.

The Lantern Rite was ending, another celebration successfully done under the hard work of the Qixing

He gazed around at all the sights, the lanterns, the food stalls, the beautiful atmosphere of people enjoying the celebration.

No

He could never regret what he did.

Not since it lead to peace and happiness like this.

And

If things are as he suspects.

He may never have too.

He feels it once more.

The glow of the creator's blessing.

He can feel it swirling within him as he steps through Liyue Harbor.

He wonders if they can see it as he does. Sees the beauty and resplendence of humanity.

Look, he wants to scream

They are nothing like The Primordial One

They are good, kind and beautiful.

Humans may not be your creation, they may not have originated from this world but that does not mean they do not deserve to stay.

But he doesn’t

First of all because he feels that screaming these things in the middle of a busy street may attract some weird looks.

But also out of fear, fear that any attempt to disrupt this fragile peace could lead to destruction.

Because it is fragile, it has only been a couple of years since the creator has turned their eyes to Teyvat.

Those who have been blessed have been careful in their own way not to destroy this chance that the creator has given them.

A chance to prove themselves, not only as people deserving of their attention and blessing, but as a people.

To prove themselves just as worthy of the dragons of staying in Teyvat.

Because they all know, in their hearts of hearts, that what the creator has created, they could just as easily destroy.

While some may tease him for his age, there is no denying that with age comes experiences that the younger generation may never know.

He himself, whilst having been born long after the disappearance of the creator, witnessed firsthand how it had affected the world.

How Godly remains tainted the earth for far longer than it used to.

How miasma and abyssal energy started to leak forth.

How Leyline disorders became more and more commonplace.

Teyvat was breaking.

It was falling apart.

But perhaps.

With this new chance, it could be fixed.

He could still remember the day the creator first turned their gaze upon Teyvat.

Or well, more specifically, the first time they turned their gaze on him.

He had heard rumors of an outlander from Mondstatdt making their way to Liyue. Tales of their feats and defeating Dvalin with the wayward Anemo Archon were as prevalent as talks about the upcoming Rite of Descension.

He had taken note of it of course, outlanders were rare after all, but he hadn’t expected this one to be quite, consequential.

Not until he met them.

He felt their approach funnily enough, the unbranded aura they carried within them. While he could’ve written it off as an aspect of their outlander status, internally he knew it not to be true.

He was far too young to have ever met the creator, or even the original dragons.

But he has stumbled upon their remnants.

Pure remnants, unlike the gnosis which have been twisted and altered by the time it had spent in the hands of The Primordial One.

It was, indescribable.

Free, yet grounded.

Unwavering yet fluid.

Swift yet languid.

It

It simply was

It was the essence of Teyvat.

The essence of the land he lived and fought and bled and laughed in.

How could he not worship it.

How could he not fear it.

He had felt Childe walk in with bated breath, distracting himself with his cup of tea to settle his nerves.

What did this mean?

Was this the end of Liyue, of humanity, of Teyvat?

Over the centuries people have accepted the creator’s complacency in the affairs of Teyvat.

What does it now mean that they have focused their gaze once more on this land.

Destruction

Salvation

He daren’t hope or guess.

But

Well,

The Traveler was kind.

They had no ill will towards the people of Teyvat.

While it was clear they had their own mission to stove for, they did not hesitate in helping those they can along the way.

If the creator has blessed one such as them, one so kind to humans, one with no ill will.

Perhaps.

A seed of hope planted itself in him, and refused to budge.

As time went on, the seed grew.

Hope grew.

The tiny seed of hope that he tried so hard to ignore and deny could be ignored no longer when he received a blessing himself.

He could still remember it so clearly.

It was a normal day, nothing out of the ordinary. He went to work, had tea, chatted with passersby.

There were no great feats.

No great revelations, or offerings.

Yet he felt it for the first time.

A blessing.

A pure, gentle, powerful blessing.

He could feel the sentiment behind it, weak as it was.

Relief, excitement, apprehension.

He wanted to cry, to pray. To thank them for giving him a chance, for giving the people of Teyvat a chance.

But fear held him back.

It still does to this day.

That’s the problem with gods, their pleasure and their wrath can often look the same.

Even as he compared notes with Barbatos and the Adepti, confirming that many of them have been given blessings.

While some like Ganyu, rejoiced in this blessing eager for a chance to prove themselves worthy of this world.

People such as him were still fearful.

Fearful of what this meant and what they wanted.

The straw that broke the camel’s back was when he realized that xiangling was also blessed.

Not that the girl knew, after all the creator was very rarely spoken of, only ever mentioned in ancient rites and the most descriptive of history books.

But she had the blessing, a human.

From that point he saw so many others, so many humans, mere mortals given their divine blessing and gaze.

An exorcist, an author, a member of the Qixing.

It spread across Teyvat, whispers as people soon realized that there was a god, an unknown god blessing them.

Granting them abilities beyond their visions, oftentimes enhancing them to levels beyond previously known human limits.

No one dared to say their name, they were insinuations, and speculations, but no one dared disturbed the fragile peace that has settled.

It is an understanding between those who have it.

Those who know, know and those who don’t are kept in the dark.

But it seems that the Creator has turned their gaze to Teyvat and to humans.

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Masterlist | Next Part

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Tell me what you guys think!

[welivetodream]

The chokehold this ONE guy has over the entire fandom is INSANE.

I am ofc talking about the apple of our eyes 🍎, the love of our lives 💕

✨ Chuuya ✨

WDYM he's underrated, overrated, perfectly rated, most loved, most debated, most iconic---babygirl, daddy, husbando, waifu, twink, blorbo, kin, scrunkly, malewife, king, princess, little meow meow, dog coded---best hair, best waist, best muscles, best face, best boy, best girl----

ALL while having less than an HOUR of screentime and appears once a blue moon?

[soulflatter]

"How does Miko rate on that 'Husbando/Waifu Meter'?"

"I shall answer this, after exhausting research and the machine clearly being a plant by that hag monk woman. I have found referring to our beloved as Taishi-sama provided the best results."

[aeviterncl]

HUSBANDO/WAIFU MATERIAL METER

How exactly was he supposed to react to this? It was embarrassing to be rated at all (who was even taking data on this stuff?)! However, he supposed these results were more flattering than indecent... (of course he was trying hard to not think about it so much—otherwise his brain might start conjuring imagine spots he didn't want to face).

[autumnnnsun]

Rating each Ambience Synesthesia 2023 looks because I have nothing else to do

I just felt like talking about some of these lines so why not. Warning for a bit of neg and talks of orientalism underneath. This is just my opinion, if you like the outfits, I am very happy for you. Feel free to disagree and stuff idk

First up, Umbra in the Sand, oh jeez

Really? on Ramadhan?

I'm always super icked out whenever anime games try to feature anything middle eastern because they treat the middle east not as a place that has people with hundreds of cultures and landscapes that one could take inspiration from and instead as a "Genre" to make fanservice with. It sees the middle east not as a real place with its own societies to explore but as an excuse to put waifus in belly dancer outfits and husbandos in whatever the heck Stainless is meant to be wearing.

The whole point of a lot of middle eastern clothing is to protect the skin from the death rays of the sun and that completely clashes with the goal of showing cleavage, bellies and thighs. So designers always end up making... This.

The fashion itself is uninspiring, Carnelian is decent but Gavial's just in a bikini, I dislike Stainless' clothes and I can't see what Erato is wearing because she's holding a ~Middle Eastern Instrument(tm)~

2/10, it's half assed orientalism, I give it 2 points cus its only half assed and Carnelian at least looks good but it's only getting that because it's orientalism.

Next, Fast & Stronger

Fast & Furious reference alert. This one is a huge step up but that's prolly only because Umbra in the Sand was such a Low for me.

You can't really go wrong with black leather jackets and this kind of edgy fashion so everyone looks good here and are solid with the concept. Penance is my favourite we love a hot bitch.

My only thing with this concept is that I feel like it could have been pushed just a little further I feel. I think it needs a bit more accessories to really give out that edgy "we are committing illegal racing" vibe. It'd also be funny considering that most of the characters here would most likely not approve of it.

7/10, Love the concept but the execution needs more oomph.

Next on is Chamber of Virtuoso

Another traditional chinese esque aesthetic but a bit more regal and fantastical(?)

I love the clothes here, Lava and Lin here are my favourites, Ling looks nice and Lee is Lee.

I dont really feel for anything about these designs because I'm not exactly too sure what direction it's going for, nor am I familiar with what genre exactly it's referencing. It also feels like that instead of a reimagining of these characters we're getting the same thing that we've seen from these character again when Ambience of Synesthesia is one of the biggest chances to dress up these characters in ways that they wouldn't usually dress in the game.

5/10, looks pretty but the concept bores me a bit.

And lastly, the chosen looks that got turned into skinlines, The Lost Tideline.

Just gonna look at this purely in a fashion sense and not look at the skin art because reasons.

This line is prolly the only line that matches the whole Phantom Thief theme that this year's Ambience Synesthesia is going for by trying to do the whole "Mystery on a Cruise" thing.

Irene is in a maid dress, Lumen is reimagined as this romantic rich boy almost and I like that so much, Roberta looks nice and Horn is in yet another white dress.

Yet another concept that I really like but I feel could have been pushed further. Especially with Lumen we won't be able to see him in this kinda richboi outfit so give him a bit more jewellery! Give him a fancy robe! Slick up his hair or smth idk! Turn him into the arrogant rich character who is the red herring for the murder that happened on the ship.

It felt like they held back with this one for some reason and it's a shame cus with a name like, The Lost Tideline, I would have expected some dumb fun I guess.

7/10 again, good concept, wished it was pushed further.

Overall this Ambience Synesthesia gets a 5/10 from me. The thing that was really missing for me was the cheese and camp that we got from the previous Ambiences. Like, 2022 gave us Flamebringer with a gas mask in a cyberpunk setting, Mr Nothing The Flop (Affectionate) as a serious looking general, Dream Land had our operators in gorgeous dresses and suits, and we get to see Mudrock, Phantom, Tequila and Reed doing dumb spy stuff. It had charm, it was cheesy but it was dumb fun.

And then 2023 gave us Orientalism, Black Leather Jacket Gang and Fantasy Traditional Chinese (again). The Lost TIdeline looks really good but it really felt like they held themselves back because they wanted to go for something actually serious this time ig?

I feel like the concepts weren't explored enough here and that kinda sucks cus there's some potential here.

Except for Umbra in the Sand. That should have just been binned.

Maybe I'd think differently if I see the livestream and the context and story behind these lines but rn I think it's pretty mid.

[marshmallowloves]

okay I made a burner account JUST so I could jump on the bandwagon. rate my husbandos (and one waifu) and tell me if I need to go to therapy

(they're all romantic f/o's btw)

[ragequitezekielrants]

Gacha Games: Gambling for idiots (with extra anime tiddies)

Alright, let’s talk about the modern plague infesting the gaming world—gacha games. Or as I like to call them: Digital slot machines for people too dumb to realize they’re being ripped off. Seriously, if you’ve ever spent real money trying to pull for that rare 5-star anime waifu, congratulations—you’ve officially made worse life decisions than someone who pre-ordered Cyberpunk 2077 on last-gen consoles.

Gacha games are the perfect scam, really. They prey on two of the weakest human traits: impatience and FOMO (Fear of Missing Out, for you lucky souls who haven’t been indoctrinated by this nonsense yet). They dangle flashy, limited-time characters or weapons in front of your face like you’re some kind of Pavlovian dog, and then they laugh all the way to the bank while you keep pouring in money, chasing that one ultra-rare drop that’s about as likely to show up as a balanced EA game.

And don't even try to defend it by saying, "Oh, but you don't have to spend money, Ezekiel! You can totally play for free!" Yeah, you can play for free if you enjoy grinding for weeks just to get the bare minimum while your friend who dropped a hundred bucks on the game flexes their overpowered team like they’re some kind of gacha god. Meanwhile, you’re stuck with that one useless character you keep pulling over and over again. How many dupes of the same trash unit do you need before you realize the game is trolling you harder than Dark Souls on a speedrun?

But let’s not forget what really drives these games: anime tiddies. Oh, come on, don’t act shocked. You know it, I know it, the devs sure as hell know it. Most gacha games are just thinly veiled excuses to get you to spend money on digital collectibles that look like rejected concept art from a cheap anime studio. The entire business model revolves around waifus and husbandos, all carefully designed to appeal to your weird, niche fetishes. Oh, you like cat girls? Here, spend $50 trying to get the one in a maid outfit. Into buff dudes with brooding backstories? Don’t worry, they’ve got you covered. And if that doesn’t work, they’ll just throw in some limited-time crossover event with a popular anime or video game, and suddenly, everyone’s back to dumping their wallets because, heaven forbid, you miss out on that one special character.

And the gameplay? Don’t make me laugh. These games are nothing more than glorified number simulators. Tap, tap, tap. Watch some pretty lights flash across the screen while your over-leveled, overpaid-for characters demolish enemies. Rinse and repeat. Oh, but don’t forget to "upgrade" your characters by spending another week grinding out materials that drop at a rate slower than molasses in January. It’s the same lazy design across every gacha game, just dressed up in different skins.

Genshin Impact, Fate/Grand Order, Arknights, Fire Emblem Heroes—it doesn’t matter which one you pick. They’re all the same flavor of wallet-draining, time-wasting garbage. And don’t even get me started on the event-based time limits. "But Ezekiel, if I don’t log in every day, I’ll miss out on the event rewards!" Yeah, that’s the whole point. They’ve tricked you into treating it like a job you don’t even get paid for. Except instead of getting money, you’re bleeding it away on pixelated nonsense.

And let’s talk about how these companies prey on the weakest among us. They know exactly what they’re doing, pushing their predatory tactics on people with addictive personalities. And the worst part? People defend this! “Oh, but they’re providing free content!” Yeah, and I’m providing free entertainment every time I rant about this nonsense, but you don’t see me charging for it.

And the best part is when people finally wake up and realize they’ve dumped a small fortune into these games. You’ve spent hundreds—maybe thousands—of dollars on what exactly? A bunch of PNGs and digital items that you don’t own, can’t keep, and will be irrelevant the second the game dies or the devs decide to pull the plug. And when that happens, your “investment” vanishes into the digital void. Poof. Gone. But hey, at least you got that limited-time swimsuit version of your favorite anime girl, right?

So, to all of you out there still chasing the next banner in your favorite gacha game, let me leave you with this bit of advice: Delete the app, go outside, and do literally anything else with your time and money. I promise you, the fresh air and sunlight will do wonders. Or don’t. Keep throwing your paycheck into the RNG void. The rest of us will be over here laughing while you pull your 23rd dupe of a useless 3-star character.

Until next time, stop playing bad games. And seriously, stop letting predatory monetization schemes ruin your life.

– Ezekiel

[smalltownotomeenjoyer]

💖Smalltownotomeenjoyer Master Post 2.0💖

There were some things I wanted to add to my original master post, but didn’t feel like editing it because I’m lazy lmao. So here’s take two!

Basic info about me:

💓Main blog: @smalltowncryptidfucker If I follow you guys back, you will see that in your notes lmao.

💓Pronouns: she/he/they. Alternate between these however you feel!

💓20+ years old. (Not giving an exact age, I don’t trust the internet.)

💓You can call me Flynn or Cryptid. :3 Flynn is a gender neutral name I’m trying out right now, and Cryptid is what I’m aspiring to be.

💓This blog is specifically where I come to talk about these dumbass men in these dumbass otome games. I go through phases in posting here, but rest assured I’m most likely active on my main, or other side blogs.

💓Age rating of blog: 18+ (I don’t plan on posting extremely NSFW content, but considering otome games typically have NSFW content in them, I’m making that the rating for my own peace of mind.)

Otome games:

Games I’ve played extensively:

💝Amnesia Memories (Good endings only)

💝Bustafellows (Good endings only)

💝Collar x Malice (Good endings only)

💝Mystic Messenger (Good endings only, still haven’t finished Ray’s route. Tbh I’m way too busy to be devoting my time to texting fake people lmao.)

Games I’m playing currently:

🩵Piofiore Fated Memories (Nicola, Yang, Dante, and Orlok, currently playing Gil’s. Also did Orlok’s tragic ending.)

🩵Collar x Malice (bad endings. Was gonna start with Sasazuka bad endings first, but I’ve decided to start with Shiraishi, because if I don’t do his bad endings first, I’ll avoid it forever.)

🩵Amnesia Memories (all endings. Haven’t played this game since I was 17, so I’m replaying it fully. Finished Shin and Ikki good endings, currently playing Kent.)

🩵Oshirabu: Waifus over Husbandos (I’m kind of just playing it, and seeing what ending I get based off of making choices from the heart lol.)

Games I have, but haven’t played yet:

💜Tokyo School Life

💜Collar x Malice Unlimited

💜Piofiore Episodio 1926

Favorite Love Interests!!!!:

❤️‍🔥All the Collar x Malice LIs. Shiraishi is technically the big fave because of his backstory/character development. But I love them all.

❤️‍🔥Ukyo and Ikki

❤️‍🔥707

❤️‍🔥Gil. And Yang. How did that even happen. (Still haven’t finished the game.)

❤️‍🔥All the Bustafellows LIs. Do I technically have a fave, based off of backstory/character development? I’ve thought about it, and honestly, no, I’m literally in love with all of them equally, no notes.

Other shit to know:

💚I would love to make some friends in the otome fandom!!! It’s a very small community, and I need someone to go feral over these games with me. ✌️😔 So feel free to DM me!

💚I go through phases in posting here- my hyperfixations are never around for very long, and I’ll find myself in a different fandom very randomly and suddenly. That being said, I always come back, so if you don’t hear from this blog, I’m probably cringe-posting from a different one lmao.

💚Cringe culture is dead, and if you try to bring that shit around here, you’re getting the boot. We’re not here for a long time, so I’m gonna be as cringe as I want while I’m here. 🫡

Updates and edits will be down below.

(Posted: 9/11/2024)

(Updated: 12/2/24, 12/13/24)

[lindleland]

hey everyone send me anime husbandos/waifus in my asks and i'll rate them. anon is on if you're a coward

Well, I normally avoid weeb shit, but your page doesn't look too bad...

I've seen, SO, much worse..

you do, of course, realize this means i need to get worse immediately?

[lovova]

I think I’ve just been thinking about it too long but, like, Kaito is just Nagito with more social skills and less murderous impulses.

[nekomaster69]

My husbando is Endeavor from mha but don’t worry I’m using him solely for his looks and his body

First Husbando: Endeavor from BNHA!

I haven’t seen BNHA to be honest- but I am docking YOU points for not doubling down on ur husbando choice. Cowardice is to husbando a man but throw half the man away!!!! You can like a guy who kinda sucks, people do that all the time it’s fun. Plus I can't give a full ranking on appearance alone, it feels unfair... So I will still rank him based on all features!!! personality and all. 

Aesthetically though, already a great choice. Personally I’m less into super muscly husbandos- but I can see the appeal. His burn scar adds a WAY COOLER aspect that sets him apart- this man looks scary but in the way that if someone fucked with u he would fucking murder them. That’s hot. I get it. at first I wasn’t a fan of the hair, but seeing it with all the fire and his general fire theme seemed rad as hell so I’ve come around to it. Could do with some better facial hair though. Physically I’ll give a 7/10. A bit basic, but not bad- the fire and scar adds spice, but I can’t see him super high on the ranking.

Skimming through the wiki on his personality, he seems very cold (hah), stern, stubborn, and- I can see why you said you were only in it for the body. He’s described as abusive- which, yikes, obviously... But I don’t think husbando ratings are about how well they’d treat you. (I mean I think Yuno Gasai is a prime waifu- but she is NOT at all good for a healthy relationship dynamic without changing her entirely.) They’re how they hold up as a husbando for any given need. If you don’t justify his actions, I’m not against liking him. He seems to get some kind of redemption from what I read- and sometimes you gotta ignore shit for your own needs. Highly competitive wants to be the best dilf, confident and prideful.. I’d go 7/10 as well.  He seems to be pretty much what I thought when looking at him. It’s not bad! just sorta basic I guess. That’s not bad- but like... personally I wouldn’t husbando. I can see why you did though. We all need at least one kinda fucked up husbando/waifu. He reminds me of Ganondorf a little bit. 

Overall a 7/10 husbando. 

[terriblepersonextraordinaire]

Rate Husbando: Gilliath Osborne

Nice smug portrait.

Is he a piece of shit? I get that feeling form that smug look on his face. I like his suit though, makes him look manly. That long hair, though. Get a goddamn hair cut. And goddamn, there’s too many colors.

7/10, I like his smug attitude and his voice is all right.

[the-chibster]

Urbosa (Breath of the Wild)

thicc Very big. Red head. Controls a giant camel that shoots lightning.

5/5

[aeviterncl]

HUSBANDO/WAIFU MATERIAL METER

❝ A guy being called cute and maxing out the cute meter? I'd prefer being called 'handsome' or 'easy on the eyes', but... ❞ Zerah sheepishly mused aloud as he ran his hand through his hair. Still, he did have to admit that he did somewhat agree with some of the ratings he received (although he wouldn't mention which ones out loud).

[lilachope-archive]

What are your stats as a waifu?

"U–Uhmm..."

[obeythedemons]

How Fast He Falls In Love, How Fast He Admits It [Obey Me! Headcanons]

Obey Me! Masterlist

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Lucifer

It takes him a while to fall in love. And when he does, it’s slow, in small steps until he’s completely smitten.

There are moments where he questions what he’s feeling, wondering if love is actually what he’s feeling.

By the time it is undeniable, that he is indeed in love, is when he’ll finally admit to himself that MC has captured his heart.

Mammon

Falls in love fast. Everyone thinks that Mammon fell in love with MC at first sight. Nope, they are wrong.

It was when he heard their voice on the DDD when they first called him.

Now for admitting he’s in love, is anything but fast. However, he does admit to himself that he’s in love a lot faster than he’ll admit to others. He’ll admit to himself when he realizes that he’s so upset when MC spends time with others and they’re not his.

Leviathan

He also falls in love a lot faster than he thought he would. Every time MC’s nice to him or says something nice to him, he’s falling in love.

He’s also in denial for a bit, because who could replace his 2D love interests?! Why would he fall in love with some 3D normie? That’s OOC.

But he finally admits it when he realizes he’s thinking about MC more than his current anime waifu. In fact, he doesn’t even have a waifu in that moment. Oh dear, MC’s his Waifu/Husbando/Partneru(?)

Satan

He falls in love with MC relatively fast. They intrigue him and he finds himself wanting to get know more and more about them.

The more he learns about MC, the deeper he falls in love with them.

However, he doesn’t realize what he’s feeling is love. He thinks that maybe he’s sick? But he realizes it’s just a new emotion for him, so he does some research. Once he finds out what it is, he feels a sense of relief.

Asmodeus

Asmo is a bit more reserved when it comes to falling in love. He’s used to others wanting to use him or expect certain things from him that he tries to not fall in love with others – he loves himself to protect himself.

Then, when he sees that MC doesn’t have those sorts of intentions, he allows himself to fall in love with them.

He’ll admit it immediately and is fully aware that he’s falling in love.

Beelzebub

He falls in love at a pretty average rate. He’s still dealing with the loss of Belphie not being there all the time, so he’s hurt there and not too ready to fall.

However, when he sees how MC’s changing his brothers for the better is when he falls in love and it happens fast, too – almost 0 to 100 instantly.

He’ll admit it right then and there, both to himself and MC.

Belphegor

He does not fall in love fast with MC – given that they’re a human. Even after the whole incident, he keeps himself pretty distant. Because A, he’s still hesitant around a human. And B, he killed them. He doesn’t have the right to get close to them.

However, after he does try to be closer to them, much due to Beel encouraging him, he does slowly fall in love. It’s a gradual build up that takes time, but it happens and it’s strong.

He admits it to himself, but is hesitant to do so. He doesn’t know if he deserves to love them.

Diavolo

He tries to keep a professional distance with MC, but he has to observe them and how their progress in the exchange program is going. And because of that, he falls in love fast. Very fast.

He doesn’t necessarily realize he’s in love, even though it should be obvious to him.

When he does realize that he’s in love, and has been for a while, he’ll admit it to himself – but he feels a bit guilty. He wasn’t supposed to be personally involved with the exchange students. It will take him a while to admit it to others.

Barbatos

He has been in love with MC for thousands of years. He fell in love with the glimpses he’s caught of them when peering into the future. It’s at the point where he doesn’t know if he fell in love with them fast or if it was gradual.

However, when he meets MC in the present, his love for them intensifies.

He’s admitted it to himself, but he won’t admit it to others for a very long time. His priorities are still serving Diavolo.

Simeon

He falls in love gradually. He feels a sense of love when he first MC, but that’s how he should feel for all humans.

However, when his love intensifies is where it’s different. It scares him and he tries to stop it at first. He saw what happened before, but it’s inevitable that he falls for them.

It takes him a long time to admit he’s in love with them, but when he does, he won’t try fighting it anymore.

Solomon

It takes Solomon a long time to fall in love – at least that’s what he tells himself. He doesn’t want to allow himself the heartache of being in love with someone again, but no matter how much he thinks he’s closed off his heart, it’s open just enough for MC to slip through.

It happens very suddenly, when he lets his guard down. He thinks he was tired, but it was a powerful feeling that filled him with a lot of joy.

He’s shy to admit it, because maybe it would be okay to fall in love? But there’s a part of him warning him not to.