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troublcmakcrs · 8 months ago

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{ ⊾ } —- favorite rp memory? / { ⋎ } —- favorite thing about the rp community? ( forces you to be nice because its funny ) / { ⊿ } this was talk about your favorite character but amma add spice : talk about your favorite sim character <3

wahhh, i had to leave the mysims rpc after a huge stupid drama blew it up (part of my decision to leave was due to me being busy with school anyway, plus it was just boring to continue in that fandom when half of my rp partners (2 people) suddenly blocked me) but my time in that fandom will always hold a very special place in my heart. it was the first tumblr rpc that i really got into, and it was back in the days of people actually interacting and sending out random asks and tagging their mutuals in random starters. even with only 5 people, a pet rock, and a shoelace in the fandom, the dash felt so vibrant and alive.

i had one ship that i really loved, travis & crystal, wherein i wrote crystal and my friend (at the time) joey wrote travis. they were high school sweethearts, the dumb blond jock boy & the bitchy sassy goth girl riddled with teen angst. and they were sooo cute 💕 i struggle to listen to songs about summer love without going back to them

i do wanna bring my mysims muses back someday, but i'm worried i'll never be able to recapture the magic that was The Thems, i'm sooo :(

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fuck you

my favorite thing about the rpc community is... honestly... just existing as a community. i love seeing everybody's writing and posts on my dash and being able to get inspired by those! while i write entirely for myself (and you should, too!) i find that my writing is better when i'm faced with other writing. there's just something about getting a really good reply from your partner, like when eli hit me with the line "an ouroboros of narcissism" or something like that, that gets me.

you know when you read something so good that your fingers get twitchy and you feel compelled to put them on the keys yourself? i live for that feeling, and it's something i don't get as easily in the fanfiction community. but in the rpc, that feedback loop is pretty much constant

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AGH... how could you make me pick a favorite sim?? :( all of the residents of sunset valley (not you, thornton wolff) have me in a fucking vice. (i'm jk, even thornton gets me, but goddamn he is terrible, but that's what's fun about him. pretty much every time i play with thornton, i make him the biggest bitch imaginable)

but ig... my favorite sim out of all of them is probably mortimer goth. he's definitely gotten the most playtime out of all of the sunset valley townies. i love going against established canon and making him marry the ghost, lolita goth, in his backyard instead of bella bachelor like he's ~supposed~ to or whatever. sb pointed out that that was very twilight-ish, and i'm like. fuck it, idc, maybe twilight has a point. it is kinda freaky, but i think it's cute. weird but cute. let me live, goddamn!!

a very close second is agnes crumplebottom, mortimer's aunt. without player intervention, she will pretty much always die loveless and alone, despite having the "hopeless romantic" trait, and that breaks my heart :( so i intervene as often as i can bc i can't stand to see her die lonely :((

she's a recurring character from... i believe the very first sims game, although she didn't come in until one of the expansion packs. and she made her debut as a crotchety old woman who beat happy lovers who committed pda in front of her with her purse, which ok.......... queen...

but also with sims 3 giving us the backstory that her fiance died right before their HONEYMOON and the implication that she's only bitter about happy couples bc she feels she lost her chance at love... she got me like :(((

(also i just looked it up and i was right. agnes was first introduced in the expansion pack for the sims, "hot date." mortimer has also been in all 4 sims games released so far, in the very base versions of all.)

#misc :: ( ooc )#int :: ( answered )#bornchaos #//it's too late to play cyberpunk tonight so i'm finally answering this really old ask #//to give you a big autistic infodump about the sims

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sincelastsession · 6 months ago

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Oh to be a spoiled fat house cat, no thoughts, empty head, lounging on a paper bag.

Anyway I woke up to a lil video my partner sent me. It was the sounds of the beach and little birds looking out a window. Really peaceful.

He had to drive home straight to work after that.

I'm still in freeze. I tried to get a little bit done. I'm really pissed at myself because I wanted to leave and go places and get groceries but I can't get myself to leave so easy and didn't write a list and forgot to charge my headphones.

My mom ordered me some cheap as hell noise canceling headphones when I asked her not to because I've tried the military grade which I may have to go get. She's been nothing but nasty to me with her tone and it's just like in the book I'm reading. I'd called her late to chat with her about 5mins. She was wildly mean and wouldn't stop freaking out to let me speak and before I could speak she had flipped out thinking I was going to bring up my sister. Then I told her I wasn't and she ranted more. This predicting what I was calling about and making assumptions about me and lashing out continued and she kept threatening to hang up if I didn't tell her what I called about and fussing about how I never shut up. So I finally snapped and was like "can you please calm down and shut the fuck up and quit bitching at me so I can speak you've been NOTHING but nasty to me for no reason and you know I'm having trouble and you know bitching and yelling makes me have more issues so why are you doing that? Why are you holding a Grudge about how I had a bad voice tone and was having bad compulsory issues that made it look like I was mad which I told you I wasn't and it wasn't about you and more on you attacking me the entire time because your driving is scary and I mentioned that too much?" Like she holds grudges and resentment forever no matter how I try to explain my shit isn't directed at her unless I'm like "hey yeah I'm actually mad at you" so idk how long this call is going but my mom counts the minutes because it's clear that she only likes chatting with me on her time. In fact no one in the family has ever wanted to talk to me unless it's their insane terms. She kept bitching on the phone and I said what I needed to but didn't get an answer and was about to cry and told her "you know you and dad are EXACTLY like how this book I'm reading describes emotionally immature parents and I'm not perfect either but it's on point" and then she demanded the book name which I haven't given her because when my parents do read therapy books they use it against me and cherry pick.

So finally I have enough because she's still bitching and I never got the answer to the question and I was so anxious I needed to go throw up. (Not in the eating disorder way, I was very anxious and literally couldn't stomach the stress)

I told her " You know what I'm not your parent and I'm hanging up"

This is not the worst interaction we've had it's just a typical one.

The amount of dumb bullshit that could be avoided if my parents just educated themselves on my mental and physical health issues or just LISTENED to my experiences is STAGGERING.

I know I can't make them do anything. I'm not going to let them treat me like shit though then bitch when I have enough and flip out back at them. It doesn't seem to matter what I do or how or my wording or tone they are ready to attack me.

I'm sure I do lots of shitty things too and guess where it came from? But I'll admit it and work on it and they fuckin do not care enough about me to treat me correctly.

I'm not trying to control them. They act so paranoid. I'm just trying to teach them about me and how to treat me.

They think they're normal and that other families are terrible too.

I know most of my friends have pretty chill normal families. I've heard thier drama and it's like "wahhh mom raised her voice at me because I did a dumb thing"

I'm not treated like an adult fully. I'm an autistic adult with ocd adhd and cptsd and I need accommodation and understanding and to be given cues and met at least part of the way if not half. But im treated like I'm trying to ruin their lives. It HURTS.

Sometimes I don't feel bad but 80% of the time I feel guilt and shame and I reflect and pick at everything I do that's wrong.

I was a parentified child clearly because I felt like more of an adult as a kid than I do as an adult now. Things that didn't bug me back then are scary and challenging now.

My parents haven't emotionally matured and neither has my sister. I've seen her fiancé's snap chat and she's not really happy and it's fake and I can tell. Like honestly I wish I'd had a body cam for various parts of my life just to show therapists and doctors. They're all such good actors.

I don't understand.

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twunkzilla · 10 months ago

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I had another thing written but it was gauche and embarrassing so i took it down but on like trans masculinity not being accepted in trans spaces i dont think its like wahhh FUCKING women are oppressing me masc trans men arent accepted but like when you do try to play that game and make things better for yourself by passing you do give up acceptance from trans people sometimes cause they won't know you're trans and may be scared of you. Like i live in a very conservative area so being extremely masculine is a survival thing and that won't even always work cause i don't pass 100% of the time. Like i worked on a trail crew at a place they provided housing at and they ended up feeling like something was wrong so they went through my room and found a bunch of maxi pads and i got fired. And then i'll see trans people in town and i don't really have that option to go up like hey transgender you can see im also visibly transgender cause i live in a conservative shithole and look scary as hell, to other trans people i'm indistinguishable from Tom the Transphobe. So the isolation is crazy basically like it's not even worth it to like idk express my gender as more feminine cayse first of all im just not a feminine person and these other transgender people are so rattled from being in such a tough area that provides its own unique difficulties cause bitches are crazy. It's not their fault, they're just neurotic and terrified of men. Like sometimes after they find out i'm trans and still judge me for no reason it's fucking dumb but it comes from a place of neurosis. It sucks for me and for them also and i wish trans people were more in control of their spaces. And then like when i'm in these communities a lot of cis people and like brainwashed ass trans men feel like they need to minimize me being masculine and ohhh wear this dress and break gender roles and oooh you'd make such a good femboy catboy and that's just them being fucking transphobic and thinking i'm some porn category instead of a person. Like you just can't win

#anyway not to be a dick but i also think its funny seeing trans men talking about how theyre sooo masculine #when its dudes that paint their nails black and talk like spongebob still like #for me the opposition i get for being masculine is just the fear of men like when people talk abt other shit i have to wonder #they hate u cus ur manly or they hate u for ur extremist misogynist beliefs

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rrxnjun · 2 years ago

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yeahh stress is pretty bad and it got to me so🤕🤕 but doing much better now so that's at least good!! ahhh i hope u don't stress much as well!!!! and sometimes it's good to just take brakes from studying so i think u should count being on tumblr as that🫠

chenle hit hard dude and i'm so happy about it in a way cuz at least i relate to something🥲 but what took me off guard in the middle of wiping my tears is when i saw my birthday as one of the dates so that made me laugh so hard for some reason🫡 well it will be a while till i know the results so we will see but i don't think it will be better🥲 ahhh thank u for saying that i appreciate it i kinda needed to hear that so thanks;-;-;-;💓💖💞u are too lovely;-;💖💞

WELL THAT DOESNT MATTER IM JUST GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT IT🥳 uuuu i'm so excited about it wahhh🥳🥳 WELL I DIDNT MIND THE LAST ONE AS WELL CUZ I LOVED THE TRAILER SO EVEN IF IT WOULD HAPPEN NOW I WOUDLNT MIND I DONT THINK🤣

well i'm very glad that u translated it to me so u are the best slovak person out there imo🫡🫣

oo god🥲 IDK WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO RUDE ABOUT NOT SPEAKING A LANGUAGE☹️SOME PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB AND RUDE MY LORDDD☹️☹️and german is a hard language anyways🥲 that's probably more than enough german words a person should know🫡 well let's just hope and pray u only run into nice people in hungary!!! I WILL GLADLY HELP WITH ANYTHING NEED IN HUNGARY🥳🥳🥳 (ofc sending it right now as i write/j)

i'm not gonna lie i will call myself a stan of treasure but still have trouble with jeongwoo and jaehyuk for some reason AND I HAVE BEEN FOLLWOING THEM FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND ITS NOT LIKE I DIDNT WATCH A CRAP TON OF STUFF WITH THEM so🤕🤕🤕 and i genuinely don't know why i switch them up so often🫤 i'm praying for u hopefully u won't die from laughing too much cuz they are very funny (and i tend to be the same way so i feel u on that one🫣) DUDE I LAUGHED OUT LOUD LMAO u really said the communist bugs bunny meme with that one🤣 i knew it wouldn't be long till i have to share him💔he his just too amazing🤭 YEAH I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT TBH🫠🫠that's what got me as well and his whole style tbh

U NEVER DISAPPOINT!!! AND U JUST NEVER MISS!!! i think my thoughts were kind of a mess cuz of the crying but it was amazing i loved the whole story so much!!! thank u for being an amazing writer!!!

(u are going to get me blushing for real i'm glad to hear that!!! ur replies usually make my day u are just too lovely🥹) (liebestraum anon💕)

awh i hope you relax even more soon, stress is a bitch. me personally i dont feel it but thats just bc i supress it a lot LMAO 😭😭 but thankyou for saying that yes i do consider tumblr as my mental health brake SJSJS

chenle did hit hard poor boy 💔 also omg no way???? which date 🤭 (if u feel comfy sharing ofc)) i originally wanted to add my bday too but it didnt fit with the timeline so i had to change it 🙄🙄 i did write abt marks and renjuns bday altho i did manage to sneak hyuck's in as well🤭

AHAHA no bc i was telling myself when posting it like "this is my promise that im gonna finish the fic" AND THEN I DIDNT DJSJSJ so i dont want that to happen again. i was clearing out my notes ((where i keep all my fic ideas) and found the liebestraum idea dated all the way back to 2021 😶 SJSJ i really do need to finish it soon

it was a middle aged woman tbf i shouldve expected her to act like a karen ☹ german is a hard language and also austrians sound completely different than germans do 😭😭 their dialect is kinda different and they even have different words for some things LMAO but thats not the point. also im arranging the budapest trip as we speak /j

AHAHA i think im a baby teume now dont tell anyone and after binging most of treasure map i can confidentely tell the three i mentioned apart like 70% of the time so 😶 im so sorry everyone. THEY ARE INSANELY FUNNY and also very very genuine i feel 😶 they are just some guys doing things and being real and i respect that AHAHA its like watching friends hang out and feeling like youre a part of their circle. altho every time yedam appears on the screen my heart breaks bc ive had the biggest soft spot for him ever since seeing him on the stray kids survival show 💔 he has a special place in my heart SJSJ when the news came out i was like oh that must be heartbreaking to hear im glad im not a treasure stan and look where we are now 😭👍THE COMMUNIST MEMEMSHSJSK STOP no but im afraid this is the reality i did not steal your boyfriend we are sharing. HIS STYLE!!!! but also his personality he is a menace (affectionate) and for some reason thats my type of men

also it breaks my heart to hear that ppl cry to my fics oh noo😭😭 but at least that means my words can move someone ig??☹ thank you sm for supporting me and for being great i always look forward to interacting with you

#💌ask #liebestraum anon

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agnessmadness · 10 months ago

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someone similar .

it has been . . almost never that Liltotto have met someone similar to her , so , to be in truth . Liltotto doesn't know how to deal with someone that are similar to her at all - it was quite new , but really , Liltotto could careless .

kid asked for help , and she's gonna receive the help that she asked for . even then Liltotto felt no remorse , she was just helping someone that are the same kind as her . . and also that because she just a kid like her - younger than her too it seems . but she could careless , she just doing things and whatever that she do .

a question asked . a blink , but she didn't stop walking up the long stairs as she slightly flick her eyes to see the kid on her shoulder before going back on focusing on walking up the stairs , she wouldn't wanna be dumb and fall down the stairs somehow .

" name's Liltotto Lamperd "

she just wants to get this over with - and after she spoke her sentence they both reached the top of the tower , as then Liltotto almost HARSHLY pulled off the kid and drop her on the floor .

" oi , Gigi "

a head turned around from one of the girl with black hair and blue highlights and the other two , one with pink hair and one with green hair turned to look at the kid , both seems to be confused .

" where did you get that kid , Lil - chan ⁓ did ya kidnap her ? ? ohhh - how cruel ! ! I never expected you to - "

" oh shaddup you stupid bitch "

a cussing from the harsh girl as she makes a slight tch before ' Gigi ' bounces over to the little girl as she bend down and cup her cheeks in her cold hands .

" wahhh ⁓ little baby must've been so scared ⁓ look at you . . all bruised up ! what did Lil nee - chan did to you , hmm ? ⁓ "

@agnessmadness

Directed at Lolitotto Lemperd

The girl seemed to relax when she realized what she was doing, she was a bit curious about who this was or where they were, but she learned not to ask questions, or she would feel the consequences. She closed her eyes, there was so many stairs and they were so high up, it was quite scary. But this new person was slightly comforting, it felt that this person was slightly familiar, someone like her? She didn’t know what that exactly meant, it was just a stupid feeling.

“ 𝐖-𝐡𝐚𝐭—- 𝐢𝐬—- 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞? “ she asked reclucently.

She was almost ready to be yelled at, or to be scolded for asking something, to be told that it wasn’t her business and to shut up.

#IC; 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍...𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 #IC; 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑- 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠? 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚒-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚉𝙾𝙼𝙱𝙸𝙴 #VERSE; 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 #abrightstarinthesky

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phantombl3u · 4 years ago

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do you remember him? i dont

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run oc #barley cookie #wahhh dumb bitch #it just hit me that ive made barley but again for a different character of mine. fuck #milks art #IF I SHOULD TAG THIS AS NUDITY BTW TELL ME

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navree · 3 years ago

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not to rant but this thing y’all do with “wow can’t believe rome was so scared of cleopatra that they decided she could only be this super sexy witch” is dumb because, like, that wasn’t a roman thing, that was octavian being the smartest boy. octavian knew he wasn’t going to be able to justify bringing troops against antony and he knew that there were always gonna be some people on his side so he deliberately framed it as “i’m going to go and SAVE antony from this spooky foreign queen who’s beguiled him with her foreign boobs and made him renounce rome” (and antony’s dipshit self certainly hadn’t helped by renouncing his roman wife for cleopatra, decreeing he wanted to be buried in egypt rather than rome, and donating roman territories to his foreign born children). octavian made sure to create a specific propaganda campaign against cleopatra and how she’d “de-romanized” antony so that way people would be on his side when he and agrippa went to egypt and conquered it. it wasn’t a society wide belief, especially considering cleopatra had literally been in rome like ten years before back when caesar was still alive, it was octavian being smart and devious, like he always was, and outsmarting cleopatra and antony, which wasn’t that hard to do

#personal #octavian #i love this man so much he was so fucking clever #octavian got an immense amount of power at nineteen and immediately was smarter with it than everyone who came before him #and before people come out antony was kind of an idiot for the whole cleopatra thing #and considering cleopatra LOST egypt. like permanently. i'm not gonna sing her praises against octavian's brain #personally i blame antony. i think he gave her his himbo dumb bitch disease when they had sex. a mental std.#and before everyone goes 'wahhh octavian killed people' so did literally every roman dude ever #but octavian was smart so he can have a little ruthless murder as a treat

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elline · 2 years ago

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so serious even if you are my bestest friend if you are wrong about bananas or watermelons or pineapple. or grape. or apples. or figs. or blackberries. or any other fruit. i will fucking kill you we love fruit here no fruit haters allowed

#'they taste like nothing ' SSHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!#'ohh they look gross' SHUT THE FU!!!CK! NO!!!!!#'ohhhhhhh wahhh theyre basically the same thing just recolor-' SHUT YOUR FUCK INK MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FRUIT IS FABULOUS #and i dont give a FUCK if it tastes like bitch or dumb or it isnt as good as another fruit shut yhe fuck up. shut up. they re all tasty .

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beebascloset · 2 years ago

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People bitching about prop 3 sound dumb because "wahhh kids can get abortions without parental consent boo :(" how tf would they do it without them knowing like hoe you want yo 13 year old to give birth??? if she tried to adopt then she would be denied but you're denying her an abortion???

anyways we won, republicans can go cry now :)

#prop 3 #michigan

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catboy-lover-archive · 4 years ago

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Gen Z MC in the House of Lamentation part 4

Solomon: See you in hell.

MC: Are you asking me on a date? OMG I accept.

MC: At this point I'm not sure if I need a hug, 10 energy drinks, a therapist, 6 months of sleep or to get hit by a car.

Mammon: MC are you-

MC: The hug will have to do *jumps on Mammon*

Mammon: *unearthly shriek*

*MC does something stupid idk they are a stupid bitch they do stupid shit on a daily basis*

Lucifer, shouting: You are so irresponsible and dumb, I can't believe you would do something like this.

MC: I'm sorry I-

Lucifer: Apologies won't hide the fact that you are the worst exchange studend we could have had! Do you have anything to say?

MC: ...I'm not arguing with you, my family yelled to resolve conflicts and this cycle ends with me...

Lucifer: *sigh* Come here. You know I didn't mean it. What can I do to make up for it?

MC: Will you wear the maid outfit?

Lucifer: ...only for five minutes.

MC: That's more than enough >:3

Asmo: Wahhh~ What is MC doing??? They have been in their room for 2 hours now, still listening to that stupid song on loop.

Levi: What song?

Asmo: Go see for yourself.

Levi, enters MC's room: Hey MC. Wanted to see if you're-

MC's headphones: 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦 (this is yarichin b club opening you uncultured-)

MC: Hm? What is it.

Levi: N-never mind me...I'll...I won't disturb you from now on, sorry-

Belphie: I'm thirstyyyy...MC, what's in that mug?

MC: Chocchy milk. Want some?

Belphie: Yes-

MC: Just joking, this is for Beel fuck you

Levi: *crying*

MC: Ugh fine I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here.

Levi: *still crying but happy*

MC: Boys be like "I want to become a cat maid in a cat cafe" bitch, first of all do something about those daddy issues

Satan: I feel attacked

MC: You should be.

part one part two part three part four

#🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû��Dà🎉YO💦#obey me #obey me swd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me quotes #obey me mc #mc #obey me memes #obey me meme

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toutallyahoe · 4 years ago

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LUCKY ~ Matsukawa Issei (Haikyuu) (1/?)

requested by: --

pairing(s): matsukawa issei x male reader

a/n: *casually jamming to siu by maretu while being called a child by someone*

anyways, jokes aside, im posting lucky here because i literally have no content to give to yall atm

so enjoy me simping for mattsun

chapter one | chapter two

SWEAT DRIPPED DOWN MATSUKAWA ISSEI'S forehead as he let out soft pants. Dark eyes narrowing as the black haired male watches the setter of the opposite team, a second year named Yahaba Shigeru, setted to Kindaichi Yūtarō for a quick. With quick movements, Matsukawa Issei blocked the first year middle blocker's quick and had earned him and his team a point.

The winning point.

"Gah! I'm sorry!" Yūtarō apologized to his team as he bowed to which earned him some "it's alright!" or "you'll get it next time Kindaichi!" aswell as a "you suck" from a fellow first year, Kunimi Akira which immediately earned Akira some offended shouts from the tall first year.

Issei landed in his feet gracefully as he stood tall and proud of his block. God, it always felt good to successfully shut down a spike, and Issei knew that feeling well. The black haired middle blocker then felt his back being patted and Issei immediately looked behind him and saw his friend, Hanamaki Takahiro smiled lazily at him.

"You almost missed that one, huh Mattsun?" The male had said, tone lace with amusement and eyes glint with mischief. "Getting old there, buddy?" Takahiro continued in a sing sang voice as he saw Issei gave him an unimpressed look for a second from his comment.

On the outsider's point of view, it would've looked like Issei was pissed at Takahiro's comment. But the black haired male's face splitted into a grin as Issei rolled his eyes and gave a soft punch onto Takahiro's shoulder.

"Shut up, Makki," Issei had laughed as he turned to look at Yūtarō who was still looking down on his blocked spike that won Issei's team.

"Better luck next time, Kindaichi," Issei called out as the said male looked at him and then nodded with determination plastered in his features.

"I will get past your blocks! Just you wait senpai!" Yūtarō had said as both Takahiro and Issei looked at each other then and then at the determined first year, then back to each other. The two older males then bursted up laughing as they gave their underclassmen an amused nod.

"Hear that Mattsun?" Takahiro said. "Kindaichi will get pass your blocks!" His voice oddly had a mocking tone on it which didn't go unnoticed by the rest of his peers. The others could only sighed while Yūtarō looked a bit offended.

Issei only laughed at that as Yūtarō looked at his upperclassmen, a bit rather annoyed from them looking down at him... or were they just like that? Yūtarō doesn't really know much as he was still new to the team but the way that they are just so casual with his proclamation? Not at all feeling threatened by it? It made the first year middle blocker a bit miffed. Either way, the first year middle blocker swore he will not be shut down by his upperclassmen's blocks in the future.

"Oi, stop rilling up the first years, you two," Iwaizumi Hajime had said in exasperation as he softly slapped both the back of the two males head. Takahiro and Issei only snickered, not minding their ace's actions as Oikawa Tōru who was behind them whined on why Hajime was much more lenient on using violence to others but goes full force on him. The comment from the volleyball captain only earned him angry shouts of threats from the ace aswell as a hard punch or two, immediately showing the difference of how the ace treats the others and then Tōru.

"Ouch! Iwa-chan not the face!!!" Tōru cried out as he then screamed when Hajime had hitted him, in the face. The whole volleyball team didn't even bat an eye at Hajime beating the fuck outta the resident trash lord named Oikawa Tōru as they minded their own business.

This was normal...

"Oh, are you joining us going to the store this time Mattsun?" A fellow third year named Yuda Kaneo asked as he approached Takahiro and Issei and then handed the two some towels which had earned him some thank yous from the two. "You've been skipping an awful lot lately and it's Oikawa's turn to buy us snacks," Kaneo continued as the said male let out a hum and then shrugged his shoulders. Issei was about to speak but the light brown (some can say that it was pink really and Takahiro doesn't care really what others think of his hair) haired male.

"Nah," Takahiro said as he shakes his head. "This fucklord right here has some stuff to do," Takahiro continued he patted Issei's back. Issei only snorted at what his friend had called him as he jabbed Takahiro with his elbow but didn't say anything else. Kaneo only nodded in understanding as the third year began to walk towards the others and started to chat with fellow third years, Shido Heisuke and Sawauchi Motomu.

"So, what's the plan with him?" Takahiro lazily asked as he swung one of his arms at Issei's neck to bring down the black haired male a bit to his height (the difference were only little really as Issei seemed to only be three centimeters taller to Takahiro) as the light brown (maybe pink again) haired male gave a grin.

"Same as usual," Issei had said as he shrugged Takahiro's eye roll. "What do you expect?" The black haired male huffed as his friend gave him a blank stare.

"You two are so boring!" Takahiro had said as he took his arm away from Issei and instead threw both of his arms in the air. "You don't YOLO at all, do you?"

"Bitch, what?" Issei had asked as he looked at his friend like the male was crazy which was debatable really.

"Ugh, gay, you and him are so boring," Takahiro had said as he saw Issei rolled his eyes at him.

"Bitch."

"Oh, wait..." Takahiro had said as he brought his arms to his side. Issei only raised a brow at his friend quick shift of mood. What was this salmon color haired asshole planning?

"Why don't you come with us and invite him?" Takahiro had said as the black haired male let out a hum and thought about it. Should he? He could invite him and hang out with both him and his friends. That's not really a bad idea. It's like killing two birds with one stone.

But...

"Eh, I'll think about it," Issei had said. As much as Issei loved to hang out with his team and probably bully their captain, Issei also enjoyed his alone time with a certain [Hair color] haired male.

"Makki! Mattsun!" The two said males let out groans as they heard their captain called out their ridiculous nicknames in a sing sang tone. "Oi! Don't just groan at me!" Tōru had whined as he approached the two males. Man, Tōru always wonders on why are his friends a bit of a bastards?

Scratch that— why are all his friends full time bastards?

"Are you going to join us, Mattsun?" Tōru had asked as he turned to the said male who shrugged at him. As much as Matsukawa Issei have respect for the chocolate brown haired male, Oikawa Tōru was also a dumb ass who's any ounce of respect you feel for him gets yeeted off a cliff when you realized the volleyball captain believes in very stupid things... like aliens for example.

"No thanks, I don't need to see your ugly mug more," Issei had flatly shut down (like how he shut down Yūtarō's quick which the first year was still lowkey sulking in a corner somewhere with Akira insulting him none stop) as the black haired male turned his back from the volleyball captain. "Dealing with you in practice is enough already."

Takahiro snorted at Issei's cold hearted reply as he watched the volleyball captain dramatically gasped at his friend's words. God, why was Tōru a dramatic hoe? Hanamaki Takahiro will never know... not that he wants to anyways.

"So mean!!!" Tōru cried. "Iwa-chan, Mattsun is being mean to me!!!" He cried as he turned to the black haired ace for support, only to get none. Like usual. Instead, the said ace only gave him a blank look and flipped him off which made the chocolate brown haired male cry out more. "Wahhh!!! Not you too Iwa-chan!!!"

"Shut up Shittykawa!!!" Hajime screamed as both Takahiro and Issei (who turned back to look at Tōru) snickered as they watched their ace threw a volleyball directly at their captain's face. God, seeing their dumbass captain getting beaten always made their day. Sadistic bastards the two are.

"Matsukawa-san?" The said male turned to who called him and saw that it was their libero, Watari Shinji who looked a bit worried for him for him which made Issei raised a brow.

"Um... [Last name]-san is here," Shinji had said as Issei perked up hearing the [Hair color] haired male's last name. 'Huh... he's early...' Issei had thought as the libero looked worried at the tall middle blocker. "And he said... you should hurry up..." Shinji then quietly added, "he seemed a bit pissed senpai..." which immediately answered Issei's mental question on why the libero looked worried for him.

Issei let out a hum as he said a quiet thanks at the second year libero who hesitantly nodded and walked away to join the others who started stretching.

"Eh? Uptight-san has been coming here more than usual," Tōru had wondered out loud, not at all embarrassed at showing that he was listening to a confidential message, well, not really confidential— but still, it was still rude to listen to conversations that clearly doesn't involve with you. Not that Tōru cares.

"Shittykawa, don't just insult people! Especially him!" Hajime had said as he slapped the back of the volleyball captain's head which earned the ace a loud whine from the male. Why was he friend's with this guy again? Right, because he was forced too when they were kids. Fuck.

"But Iwa-chan!" Tōru cried as he rubbed the back of his head on where the ace had slapped him. "Don't you think it's weird that Mattsun always gets in trouble with Uptight-san???" The chocolate brown haired male asked as he pouted.

"What did you do anyways, Mattsun?" The captain had asked as he turned to look at the black haired middle blocker. Issei and Takahiro only looked at each other with blank stares as they were mentally messaging each other if their captain was really this fucking dumb.

"Jeez, Dumbkawa," Takahiro started and hearing that ridiculous and very insulting nickname made the volleyball captain whine on how "mean" he was. Takahiro doesn't give a single fuck though as the nickname was very true. "I knew you were dumb but I didn't think you were that dumb!"

"What do you expect from a guy who believe aliens exist?" Issei added. "Dumbkawa, how did you even graduated middle school again?" The black haired male continued as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Yeah, with your small peanut size brain, how?" Takahiro joined in as he did what Issei aswell, crossing his arms over his chest as they blankly looked at their captain who was now on the floor, dramatically on his hands and knees as he cried how cruel his friends were. Each words the two males spouted had pierced Oikawa Tōru's heart with imaginary arrows. And fucking hell did it hurt. What the fuck, why are his friends such assholes? Damn.

The volleyball captain was about to loudly cry out and proclaim how much of a bastards his friends were when everyone then kept quiet when they heard someone new had talked.

"What is going on here?"

Everyone frozed. No one moved a single muscle as the whole volleyball team robotically turned their heads to the direction of the voice to see a male student wearing the school's uniform. It would have been a regular student if it weren't for the white arm band on his right arm where the word "PRESIDENT" written in large red bold text.

It was none other than the student council president, [Last name] [Name].

And the [Hair color] haired male was certainly not amused as he looked at each one of them with a cold blank stare that sent every member of the Aoba Johsai males volleyball club shiver down their spines as [Name]'s arms crossed on his chest.

"I am asking once again, what is going on here and why are you all so loud?" [Name] had said as he then turned to the volleyball captain who immediately let out a yelp when the [Hair color] haired male's stare was directed at him. "Especially you, Oikawa Tōru."

The chocolate brown haired male sweated from the blank stare directed at him. The volleyball club captain, Oikawa Tōru was absolutely on the verge of pissing himself as this was no ordinary student. This was the student. The student who had shown prowess to lead their fucking school without a sweat. The one where everyone student body absolutely respects and adores, just like him!!!

This was the [Last name] [Name] for heavens sake and this guy was no laughing matter!!!

"Oi, [Name], why are you here?" Issei's bored voice cut through the tense atmosphere like a knife as Tōru let out the breath he never knew he was holding when [Name]'s stare turned to the black haired third year. It took a minute or so for Tōru to realized what just happened as he then guffawed at how casual Issei was to talking to the [Hair color] haired male as the rest of the team watched, everyone easing up a bit.

"EH?!?" Tōru loudly screamed in shock, eyes widened as he seemed to not believe what he was just witnessing. [Name] didn't seemed to be bothered by the third year setter's shock cries as he looked at Issei and rolled his eyes at the black haired middle blocker.

"I told you to hurry up and change, I don't have all day," [Name] had said as Issei snorted at his words.

"Actually," Issei started. "You told my teammate to tell me to hurry up, so, ha!" Takahiro and Issei swore they heard the [Hair color] haired male mutter something in the lines of "god he's such an idiot" and "he's just being a smartass as usual [name], don't mind him" to himself in which the two were absolutely amused by it.

Takahiro had to stop himself from snickering when he saw the usual stoic and proper [Hair color] haired male let out a sigh as he uncrossed his arms off his chest and instead began to rub his temple.

"Just hurry up already Issei, I have to walk you home and aswell as going to the convenience store to buy something," [Name] said in exasperation as the black haired male rolled his eyes but nodded.

"You only have five minutes to change or else I'll leave you," [Name] had said.

"Also, hello Hanamaki, good to see your doing well," The said male gave a thumbs up to him as [Name] gave Issei a look and then turned his back to them as he began to walk to the gym's door and went outside.

As the doors shut. Oikawa Tōru had to processed what just fucking happened. When the realization hitted him like Hajime spiking volleyballs at him for being a trashy dumbass, the volleyball captain immediately was in Issei's face as he bombarded the tall third year questions.

"Matssun!!! What is your relationship with Uptight-san?!?"

"Why aren't you scared at him?!?"

"How the hell do you even know him that well?!?"

"When were you close?!?!"

"Didn't you spiked a volleyball at him last year?!?"

"Are you two friends?!?"

"How can you made him feel other emotions besides annoyance?!?"

"What do you both do?!?"

"How did you even befriended him?!?"

Questions after questions were fired at Issei as his captain was shaking him back and forth by his uniform. Issei looked unamused by the volleyball captain's actions as he then grabbed Tōru's hands off his shirt while Takahiro had sneaked (it wasn't that hard with the male being too busy shaking his friend like a rag doll) behind the chocolate brown haired male and then slapped Tōru's head, hard.

"Ow!" Tōru cried as he turned to glare at Takahiro while rubbing the back of his head to ease the slight pain he was feeling. "What the hell, Makki?!?" The said male only stuck his tongue out at the captain which earned a whine from Tōru.

"Dumbkawa, Mattsun and Prez have been dating for literally two years now..." Takahiro said like it was the obvious obvious truth. Well, it was besides for the trashy captain of Seijoh. "Why do you think Prez has been coming here for awhile now and fetching Mattsun?" The male rhetorically asked as he then gave the dumbstruck captain a lazy grin.

"Are you seriously that dumb, Dumbkawa?" Issei and Takahiro had asked in sinc as they gave their captain very judgemental stares that made the third year setter wail on how cruel their words were.

"Did you seriously didn't know?" Hajime asked, eyebrows furrowing as he looked at his friend who snapped his head towards him and then screamed "YOU KNEW TOO IWA-CHAN?!?"

"The whole team knew... well, besides you it seems," Kanoe commented as the rest of the team watched their captain freaked out on the news that their Matsukawa Issei, resident fucklord (along with Takahiro) was dating the student council president, [Last name] [Name].

"Why didn't no one told me about this?!?" Tōru cried as the whole team stared at him with a "are you fucking serious?" look.

"They didn't even tried to hide their relationship— so shut the fuck up Shittykawa!!!" Hajime had yelled as he got irritated when the volleyball captain still wont shut his loud mouth up from crying and wailing on how everyone in the team was cruel on not telling him about Issei's love life.

"AHH!!! NOT THE FACE IWA-CHAN!!!"

"SHUT UP ALREADY YOU ANNOYING DUMBASS!!!"

"You did not tell them that we were dating?" [Name] had asked as he glanced at the black haired male who shrugged at his question. The two were already walking home together as Issei ditched his team to walk with his boyfriend and the black haired male was telling his boyfriend about what happened after he had left the gym. Yes, Matsukawa Issei was dating the [Last name] [Name] and Issei still wonders how he managed to nabbed a snacc like this guy.

"Well, it's not really their business," The black haired male said in a bored tone. "And besides, everyone in the team seems to know," Issei had said as he shoved his hands onto his pants pockets. "Well, everyone besides that trash of a captain of mine," Issei continued as a grin formed on his lips when he heard [Name] chuckle.

"Weren't we obvious though?" The [Hair color] haired male wondered out loud. "I mean, I always dropped by when I have the time."

Yes, it was true. When [Name] wasn't busy doing his student council duties, he does, in fact, dropped by the gym to greet and watch the males volleyball club practice. It was a wonder how Oikawa Tōru did not noticed how he was always talking to or being beside Issei. Perhaps the chocolate brown haired male was definitely an idiot.

"Well, you know how Oikawa is," Issei had said as he took one of his hand out off his pockets and instead grabbed [Name]'s [Skin color] hand where the [Hair color] haired male instinctively intertwined their fingers together. A soft flush on [Name]'s cheeks which made the black haired male grin.

"The guy's has volleyball for brains," Issei had said as he then laughed at the [Hair color] haired male's retort.

"Like you aswell?" The black haired male squeezed [Name]'s hand as he sent the male a playful glare.

"You love me though," Issei had said as he saw the corner of the [Hair color] haired male's lips twitched a bit as [Name] then looked away. The black haired male wasn't bothered though when his boyfriend looked away from him. In fact, Issei thinks it was cute to see the almighty stoic and stubborn student council president of one of the powerhouse of the prefecture act a bit cute and flustered.

Issei smiled as he heard his boyfriend mutter three simple words. Three simple words that made him feel all warmth and tingly in the inside. It was disgusting, but Issei came to enjoy that feeling.

"I unfortunately do."

God, Matsukawa Issei was definitely lucky to be dating [Last name] [Name]...

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cherrypoki · 4 years ago

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The V3 boys with an s/o who is the Ultimate Arsonist?? Like they’re a full on pyromaniac and just spends their time lighting things on fire but vows on never hurting/killing anyone or anything with fire?? Thank u :>

sure thing!

Shuichi Saihara

At first he’s worried

He uses his detective skills to check your background to see if your fires have ever caused anyone pain or harm

At first he was confused as to why the school would allow an ultimate like that then you just remind him HE’S FRIENDS WITH MAKI A LITERAL ASSASSIN-

He actually tries to get to know you better and your talent

He’s never really paid attention to fire but he has solved a few arson cases

But he does truly trust his S/O would never hurt someone

Sometime’s you bring out a small lighter to warm yourself up but in public he just would rather give you his jacket

Even if you are an ultimate fire in public isnt smart

Rantaro Amami

Chill

You’re like ‘bitch??’

But dude he’s got like 12(?) sisters and if some of them are ultimates they’d probably be some weird shit

He carries around burn cream because even if your the most skilled motherfucker there is your gonna get burned more than once

He’ll take you to bomb fire events and such

And he loves to sit with you by the fire and cuddle

Overall he’s probably one of the most chill dudes you could tell

“You know I don’t hurt people with my fire right?”

“Of course S/O, Why the hell would I assume otherwise?”

He says it so calmly it nearly makes you tear up

Of course he loves you, he’d never assume you could hurt someone willingly

buys you cool new lighters and nice scented candles

Kokichi Ouma

Unlike the others he thinks it’s cool straight away

But of course he’s gonna go about it in a Kokichi way

“Heyyyy everyone watch out! If you piss of S/O she might burn your house down!”

“Hey! Hey! Hey! I need you to burn down something for my organization!”

Don’t take it too personally

If it pissess you off and you eventually yell at him he’s gonna pull the crybaby card

“Jeez S/O! That was just a lie! Did you really think I thought you’d injure innocent people?? WAHHH YOU’RE SO MEAN”

Don’t @ me your the one who started to date this little nightmare

(Kokichi kinnie calling themselves out)

Kiibo/ K1-B0

IMMEDIATELY WORRY

“S/O are you sure you’ve never hurt anyone before? Fire is dangerous”

“Kiibo are you sure you’ve never hurt anyone before? Technology is dangerous”

Touche

He’s probably the least accommodating of the group

But that’s only because at first he thinks that you hurt people or business’s

Just explain to him you don’t hurt people

“Oh, I’m sorry for being so rude S/O!”

“Carreefulll Keeboy! If you hurt S/O’s feelings again they’ll set you on fire!”

“S/O would never! They know you cannot burn the type of metal I’m built with!”

He’s a little confused but he got spirit

Kaito Momota

He’s confused

But only until you explain it

“Amazing S/O! I’m sure you’ll burn many new things in the future!”

He never once considers that you’re dangerous or hurt people

He can and will punch anyone who says otherwise

(cough cough Kokichi)

He’s punched him before and he’ll do it again

Will hype you up

He does understand fire is dangerous but he trusts you and believes you’ll never hurt yourself badly

Gonta Gokuhara

He has no idea what arson is

He’s not dumb but he’s not a genius

Once he finally does get it he just like Kaito never considers that you hurt people

And Kokichi being a little bitch boy doesn’t make him reconsider

“Gonta would never think of S/O like that! Kokichi is not acting like a gentleman!”

It’s so sweet oh my god

You listen to him when he talks about bugs so even if he doesn’t quite understand he’ll listen

Gonta no longer Ultimate Entomologist but Ultimate Sweetie Pie

I was gonna add Human Monokuma but changed my mind last minute

#Daganronpa #Danganronpa V3 #DRV3 #Shuichi Saihara #Gonta Gokuhara #Kokichi Ouma #Rantaro Amami #Kaito Momota #Kiibo #K1-B0 #x Reader #Imagines #Danganronpa Imagines #Danganronpa x Reader #Danganronpa v3 x Reader

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