#wah! i kidnapped this random kid! thing was like. ok.

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i was underwhelmed by the canon content of d*rgetash, i thought it would be more based on what i’ve seen on this webbed site

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Yishun Revengers Episode 6 "KYS"

"It means "keep yourself safe"!"

-Asian moms for no reason

"Ming...well, that's a pretty weird name for an ang moh, but whatever, fine," Esse pointed out the obvious (he's using a fake name duh), but just went along with it anyway because what choice does he have?

"What does "ang moh" even mean anyway? Jus-" Ming just opened his mouth to ask a very ignorant question

"Ang moh means white foreigner or Americans like you, now shaddup and let the mature adults get business done!"

"Jeez, ok, mate, no need to get rough," Then that Ming still want to act cock and act like everything isn't completely his fault (Like, how can it not be?)

"Ok ok whatever, you're annoying, but sadly, as Pillars, we have a right to escort you safely out of here, otherwise our 5 star review will go down like that one Polish fat cat when he stole that sausage and how I stole your mom last night-AHEM ANYWAY if you would be so kind, sir?" Sunda was about to rat off his mouth, then quickly stopped himself in the nick of time before an unwanted scene was about to be caused.

Ming made a face that was sort of like a cross between a snobby, annoying, spoiled rich kid not wanting to eat his vegetables and a man who's just disgusted with what he just saw.

"Don't worry, we're taking you back to the place you most belong in, the most cursed, CURSED place in the entirety of Singapore, *inhales*

YISHUN. AND IT'S OUR APARTMENT.

Well. Have fun!" Laju finished with that one creepy dentist smile that is meant to be not so creepy now in this situation and context.

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"Well, welcome to our...modest-not-so-modest Yishun HOUSE!" *excessively loud drumroll when August kept beating the table that sounded awfully similar to a drum*

"So. Now that we've gotten all the honorifics settled, actually I just realised we haven't but there's absolutely no reason for you to know what we are, ANYWAY, it's time for the REAL interrogation now, I WANNA KNOW, WHO THE HELL A-" Pertama was about to begin a rather violent, graphic and brutal "interrogation", had the doorbell not interrupted at the exact perfect time.

All ears within that room instantaneously shot up and the room fell silent for a while with everyone stuck in that exact position they were in, not doing anything.

And not doing anything.

And more not doing anything.

And more more not doing anything.

Then after a while of just not doing anything, Stefen cannot take the awkwardness liao, so he just walked up to the door and opened it before anyone can stop him.

"Wait-" Well, Sicarius wanted to, but then he already open door liao.

"Aiya ya'll so scared for what? It's just some random salesman here to sell some...insurance...OH WAIT-" Stefen then answered his own question and cut himself off mid-sentence.

"Hello sir! Would you like to-" That insurance guy just started talking, then soon was met with a "NO! SHUDDAP! GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK!" and a loud door-slam by Sano, who is always the one to do things without knowing why.

"See lah, this is why we don't open the door until-" Sano wanted to explain things to Stefen, but then suddenly the doorbell ring again and that annoying insurance guy kept knocking furiously on the door.

"AIYA WHAT YOU WANT LAH I TELL YOU GO AWAY LIAO-" Mendax just prepared to answer the door to chase away the insurance agent again, but then he found something very intriguing-a young boy who was bowing and kneeling furiously before him.

"What the hell-" Mendax was about to ask before the boy then stopped bowing when he realised that the door was open, and looked up to him, teary-eyed.

"Wah...great Pillars! Please save my mommy! My mommy got kidnapped by a bad man who took her to his evil lair! Please save her....WOOOOOO!!!! WOOWOOOWOOO!!!" Then the kid started screaming and crying so loudly the whole of Yishun would think the Pillars were abusing and hitting him. Not that that's anything new anyway, this is Yishun after all.

"Whoa whoa whoa kid, calm down, why the hell are you screaming like the total defence day siren? That's our job, bro, don't steal it! AHEM ANYWAY you said your mommy was kidnapped, right? Well, as the Pillars of Total Defence or whatever, thas our job to save her and get their 5 star Yelp review! So, tell me, little kid, where did the man take your mommy?" Sicarius rushed in to explain the details and also get the explanation for the details.

"I...I think...we went hiking at Bukit Timah Hill...I think that's where he's keeping her..." The boy continued to cry but at least not so much now.

"Wait one question. Did you see what that man looked like or was wearing?" Sano had an epiphany (big word there) and quickly questioned the boy on the identity of his mother's kidnapper.

"Um, I dunno, he was wearing a black cap with black shirt and black pants, and sunglasses with a face mask," the boy responded.

"Doesn't sound like who I think it is," Sano shook his head in response as well.

"P-p-p-pl-please help me save Mommy! That bad man even took Little Whitey!" He even helped to add on more information they never knew they needed. (mainly because they wouldn't know it at all but eh)

"Little Whitey?" Codeine now got curious and pressed on for more.

"He's my favourite animal! He's so nice to me, and even gives me tasty treats and plays with me all the time! He can even talk with me-but I know you grown-ups won't believe it..." The boy's eyes temporarily flashed with a spark of excitement before quickly turning down again and flashing downcast.

"Well that sure sounds interesting," Codeine motioned to Ming who was still being tied up the entire time.

"Think he could know a thing or two?"