#wade is proud of him

[galaxysmashed]

"If that's the case, then you can touch me with your boner-uh, bony fingers to get all the better feelings you want. Who am I to stop you from getting a genuine bones on experience." Unsurprisingly, that's not the weirdest thing to come out of his mouth today, but it's up there. The confirmation that he could get high is all the encouragement he needs to take another huff of the golden mist, which he immediately chokes on thanks to Kharon's unexpectedly dirty joke. "Ha! I knew there was a kinky pervert underneath all that soft spoken gamer boy flesh suit!" He is way happier about this than he should be.

A deep rumbling of a laugh leaves the empty space of his hood. The gold mist is still moving slowly around him, some of it even settles on Wade's skin, "I was referring to my bones." Kharon says, moving to poke Wade's nose with the bone of his index finger. Before he tilts his head, "But you are also correct. The mist is my essence, so I can feel you better with it, and when inhaled it can have a similar effect to being high, but it won't hurt you." Kharon confirms, soon trying to hold in another laugh before he continues, "Which technically means I'm inside you right now." It is said as a joke, and for the first time for Kharon it was meant with the intention of it being somewhat naughty. His humor was normally accidental, but it had shifted some since their time together. @galaxysmashed

[brainrotcharacters]

You know what would devastate me? Professor X or Magneto seeing current poolverine and losing their shit.

That said, do it.

[gossippool]

wade&logan&logan&wade

based on this somehow real cherik photoshoot that i saw for the first time and immediately saw the finished poolverine version of this flash before my eyes. had to keep the lips & boys part bc it's insane

[kendyroy]

i’ve always wondered what worst logan thinks of main logan. is he jealous at all of how revered he was? i mean what do you even think of the guy that’s considered the “best version” of you when you’re seen as the worst.

[brooksdavis]

ZADE MARRIED MOMENTS: 41/∞ Hart of Dixie 4.07 | “The Butterstick Tab”

[loppytaffy]

Not Wade growing so much as a character that he's the BEST example of healthy relationship partner.

[ffxiii-et-al]

"You've been watching your brother!"

Sir Wade bring proud of little Joshua Rosfield🥺

Final Fantasy XVI

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as Ben Wade in 3:10 to Yuma (2007)

[shironezuninja]

My researching stopped at another wave of discovered euphoria. Had to show off with more confessions.

[tonyzilla]

do you guys wanna hear about art camp yes ofc you do

so in fashion class I'm working on a moodboard rn(it's gonna be moulin rouge and barbie. barbie marmalade)

andi ncomics claass OH BOY OH BOY I MADE A SOGGY LITTLE MEOWMEOW

he's like early - mid 30s and he has two adopted kids

his name is wes and his kids are named wade(12) and eddie(6)

wes is short for wesley and eddie is short for mercedes

[sunshinefarabees]

SO MUCH WADE CONTENT LATELY BRO!! first line!! more ice time!! i’m so happy and proud of him. playing the young guys is exactly what we should be doing- give them time so we can learn what they need to work on:) i’m ready for a wade allison breakout year, okie ? imma say it’s next season since this is the first all year season he’s played- and i’m so mf excited

[brainrotcharacters]

Paradox, baby. Can I call you Mr. Darcy? I'll call you Fitzgerald. Fitzy, are you sure you want Deadpool in the main timeline? Really? Has the mothers and fuckers of this honorable jury forgotten what happens to every other fish when you put a lionfish in their midst?

The lionfish eats them all.

[icarusredwings]

Baby lets get one thing clear.

I see you. I do. I really do. Every like, every repost, every comment I see you. I love being able to be like "man, @stucky-just-stucky is gonna LOVE this" and here you are. Eating it up.

Get fed darling.

Because I love these so much. I love that you gab and tell me your ideas (for me to steal >:)

Yes, they do assume that he's going to be a horrible teacher. They think hes going to cause huge problems and be a liability, distract the students, and be a bad influence. For the most part? They are correct. But like you said, his pranks are much smaller, like playing Brittney Spears over the speakers, threw overcooked grilled cheese at kids as 'dodge practice', and often joins Mr Howlett's P.E. to teach them skills. He's the hardest one on them. Some kids love his class. Some kids HATE his class because they think its hard. But Wade ironically uses this time and his class to raise their confidence and build connections with them. To teach them how to read their enemies' moves. A lot of students think about patterns when being taught fighting tactics, but with Wade, he HAS no style of fighting. It's quite physically so random that you never know what he's gonna do.

His SCHOOL at is literally @Suckitscotty because he voted against him coming to the school seeing how difficult he was to handle with Russel and how much of a liability he would be, I mean Logically he aint wrong. Having a mercenary who is known to betray teams, leave no witnesses, is unreliable, and has severe mental illness and a personality disorder IS infact not a good idea. If it was anyone else id agree, FUCK NO but it's Wade. The same man who purposly targeted himself in prison so a child wouldn't get beat up as much, the man who jumped for joy when told he was going to be a father, the same man who got ripped in half by juggernaut while trying to save a kid AND fight a future bounty hunter. You are going to have to get passed him if you think you're going to mistreat any one of these kids.

Even on his sick days he insists on coming to class. His head is in a trash can most of the day but he's still here and still trying his best. Sure, a kid gets puked on every now and again but he apologizes profusely and feels terrible about it. Logan begs him to stay home, to rest and just sleep because his body needs it but Wade refuses. He signed a contract to protect these kids. It's what his life is now. He can't have kids of his own (not in the Finding Home Au anyway) but all these youngsters are his brats. Bro fluctuates between Shouta Aizawa and Hizashi Yamada about teaching style.

He's the 'silly teacher' but the moment a kid starts crying it's like a switch in his brain and suddenly he wants to beat up a 13 year old boy for making one of his students cry. "Go beat his ass!"

"Wilson! You cant encourage the students to fight!"

"If he says boys are stronger then girls then let her show him other wise!"

I can so see him interrupting multiple people's classes for the sake of fun. Walking in on Beasts chemistry class to touch stuff and watch beast freak out because 'Youre going to blow up the school again!', coming to be nosey in Gambit's sex ed class as he randomly sits down in an empty desk and raises his hand to ask a really nasty- but realivent question. One that the kids might be too afraid or embaressed to ask. Like what happens if you get double dick in the ass. 'Can you still get pregnant? What if Im not ovulating?' "....wade.. you cant ovulate. Your a man." Only for wade to look down at himself and scream. The kids laugh and Remy rolls his eyes with a smirk as he watches him get up. 'I'm telling on you!' And runs off fake crying only to wonder into Jeans room to ask her what something says because he's dyslexic.

'What's this say?'

"Try to sound it out."

As embaressed as he is, he knows its good for the kids to see him struggle so they feel less bad about it. 'Hy....hype... er.. act.. i've? Hypurr act I've?'

She giggles.

"Who can tell me where the mistake is?"

And a student raises their hand.

He esspecially loves bugging Scott and borderline is up Logans ass all the time.

He adores coming into scotts Geometry class just to point out that something is incorrect or if Scott purposly asks him a hard question to awnser it "what? Thats the hardest you got teach?"

Sometimes mid lesson Wade will wonder into Logans PE class. Sometimes for a kiss, to lay on his shoulder and groan about something, or to straight up let kids throw shit at him, then tease them if they can't hit him.

Logan absolutely loves him here. He feels like it was a mistake for them to reject him so many years ago. He could have been making this much progress forever now. Already, class attentiveness and test scores have raised 20%.

I just feel bad for who ever has a room next to Wade and Logan's quarters.....

And Quicksilver.. for how much blood he has to clean up all the time from when a kid actually DOES get him. "OW FUCK- Oh my god! You did it kid! Stabbed me right in the kidney! Good job champ! Hi fiv- OH Ouch- okay no- down low maybe?" He's always so proud of them and you know damn well he cries at graduation.

xmen: we have a mansion you'll get paid regularly you can have an easy job in the offtime we can help you with figuring out your past

logan: ewww lmaooo ur weird haha nooo haha

wade: logan !

logan: *moves into 1 bedroom crack house with a 40 yearold and his mom*

[celestiamour]

‧₊˚✧ ❛[ it's a gift (you keep those) ]❜

ft. logan howlett x f! reader — xmen, marvel

╰₊✧ giving him a plushie that reminded you of him┊1k words

setting: deadpool & wolverine (2024) worst! logan contains: fluff, crushes, probably ooc but he’s so cute & wade is hard to write for, written for dp&w logan so idk if he got gifts in xmen, i forgot about laura, they are in touch and have a wonderful father-daughter relationship, i’m so sorry, edited

➤ author's note: i have so many thoughts but too incompetent to write

logan’s never sure who will appear when he opens the door as wade’s quite the extrovert, either vanessa or one of his many other friends whom he’s now become somewhat acquainted with, but he certainly wasn’t expecting to meet the familiar eyes of the cute neighbor who lived a few doors down. he nervously scratched the back of his head, suddenly becoming aware of his shabby appearance, “uh, are you looking for wade?”

“no, i was actually looking for you!” god, your smile is so bright, it’s blinding. he normally hates perfume of any sort as it’s so overpowering to his heightened senses, but the one that you wore smelled so lovely like always. is that a new shade of lip gloss you’re wearing? it really suits you. (why on earth is he noticing all of these details out of the blue? he needs to snap out of whatever spell you put on him after being introduced when he first showed up and only interacting in passing since then).

“looking for me?” he repeated, in disbelief, trying his best not to allow his surprise to slip into his voice. considering he isn’t from this dimension and not the most agreeable person to be around, he had no friends of his own yet and hasn’t been visited by anyone since he got here. a beat of panic struck him, thinking that he was in trouble for something and you came to complain. he really couldn’t think of any other reason you were here for him even though you were so cheerful.

you were carrying some shopping bags with you, dropping them on the ground before reaching into one and pulling out a large fuzzy plushie of a gray cat hidden under layers of glittery tissue paper, “i saw this cutie when i went shopping with my friends and thought it looked like you!” you held it out for him to take, looking so proud of the stuffed animal.

he hesitated for a second before accepting it, trying to take in the fact that you were reminded of him in your day-to-day life. it made his heart flutter, and he found himself dumbfounded by the feeling. he was frequently teased by his roomate about his little “crush” on you, claiming that it was oh so obvious and that the sooner he accepted it, the better, but he never realized until now how pathetic he was when it came to you. was the wolverine really getting butterflies like a fucking schoolgirl in his old-ass age? thank god no one was home right now to bully him about it, he would never hear the end of it.

“it does not look like me,” he scoffed playfully after a quick examination.

“no, it definitely does! it’s a big, grumpy kitty—” you took a step closer to hold it with him, pointing at all the similarities you observed, although it was clear you were exaggerating for laughs. “see the little frowny face and ears? it could be your identical twin separated from birth! willy mentioned that you act like a cat most of the time, and i think it fits perfectly!”

the smile he didn’t realize was plastered on his face faltered at the last piece of information, grateful that you didn’t notice. that idiot has been talking about him to you? he might as well forget about any chance of getting with you, because knowing how he yaps without a filter and loves to play matchmaker, you probably think he’s a freak of some sort. “only good things, i hope…”

you giggled, the sweetest sound he ever heard. “of course, he’s really fond of you… well, maybe a bit too fond, but you already know about that!” you opened your mouth to continue the conversation or say something else, but your phone started ringing and you excused yourself, looking a little shy as you grabbed up your bags. “i’ll talk to you later!” you sounded so excited about the prospect of it before leaving, your voice and footsteps becoming fainter as you walked back to your place.

“wait, you didn’t take back the cat—”

“it’s a gift! you keep those!”

“oh… right…”

he lingered for a moment, unable to say much in response since you left in such a rush. when was the last time someone gave him a present? staring at this brand new item, he still couldn’t see the resemblance in any way, but knowing that it was a gift from you gave him a rare feeling of happiness which returned every time he looked at it from then on among his few possessions. 

“oh my goodness, what is this adorable thing?!” wade exclaimed when he saw it sitting on the couch where logan slept, picking it up to gawk at before tossing it up in the air and catching it before it hit the floor. “ooh, let me guess, it’s a gift from her, isn’t it?” 

the mutant groaned at his mocking tone. “put it down before you ruin it with your grubby hands,” he commanded, snatching it from his grasp (rough enough to make his point clear, but carefully enough not to tear it apart). his roommate didn’t even bother pretending to be offended like he usually would as he was simply overjoyed that his “ship” was coming true. “it doesn’t mean anything, don’t make it weird.”

“it doesn’t mean anything?! how can you say that when it’s going to be the first gift you give to your first child together—”

“first what??”

“nevermind, what are you gonna name it?”

“i have to name it?”

“have you never owned a stuffed animal before? you have to name it! how heartbroken is she going to be when she asks what you named it and you say that you haven’t done that?! she’s gonna think that you don’t value her gifts!” you would think the world was going to end if he didn’t do so if you heard the way he was speaking.

“fine, i’ll name it…” he looked deeply into the toy’s soulless eyes, noting how soft the outer material was against his calloused hand, “... fluffy…”

“that’s such a shitty name—”

“shut the fuck up, it’s been decided.”

[twilightkitkat]

Logan is the type of guy to pretend to be a "don't get too close or I'll stab you" cactus... when in actuality he's the PDA king.

He has no shame. He's far too old to be self-conscious about every little social convention when they change so quickly. He never had an issue flirting with Jean in front of her literal boyfriend, why the hell would he have an issue being affectionate with Wade in front of strangers? The answer is that he wouldn't.

He only comes off as aggressive and anti-PDA because he's wary around new people who could hurt or betray him. But once he lets his guard down he'd have no shame in showing that he cares through his words and actions.

And plus he's just touch-starved. It's been so long since he's been able to just reach out and hold someone without any repercussions. Since someone has leaned into his touch instead of flinching away from it. He'd relish in how Wade relaxes against him or into his touch. How he softens when he registers it's Logan and burrows closer.

Logan would reach out to hold Wade's hand even without a crowd as an excuse. He'd put an arm around his waist or over his shoulders. He'd hug him and bury his face into Wade's neck when he's tired. He'll kiss his forehead and cheek and neck and lips, grinning when Wade becomes flustered.

He'd be the one to initiate the types of contact that Wade is unsure about. Because Wade is used to being scorned for his appearance and doesn't want to drag Logan down. Because Wade doesn't want to push too far and scare Logan off.

But Logan knows what it's like to be treated like an embarrassing secret, and he refuses to do that to Wade. Why would he? He's proud of his relationship with Wade. Wade is the best thing that ever has and ever will happen to him.

And he'll be damned if he doesn't show it.

[ramblingautisticman]

Wade getting Logan a pet cat for Christmas.

He insists that the small kitten is just like Logan! That Logan needed a cat to keep him company, and when he reminds Wade he has Mary Puppins to keep him company, Wade just shakes his head and gently places the cat in his arms.

Initially, he pretends not to be that big of a fan. Yes, he names her (she is called Pimpkin because she is an orange cat with green eyes) and feeds her, makes sure she is safe, but other than that he doesn't do much. Doesn't need too.

Until one night, he has a nightmare while Wade is away on a mission, and Logan can't seem to calm down. He is hyperventilating, his claws are out ready to attack, and he can't see anything from the tears in his eyes.

Then he hears a small little meow from the door, and he glances over to see the small cat making her way up to the bed. "Not...not now pumpkin.. don't...don't wanna hurt you.." He mutters, still trying to get his breathing under control.

He really doesn't. Logan does like her. Alot. She is cute, and she is so tiny, and Wade was so proud of himself for the gift that Logan couldn't help but love Pumpkin. She was his. Something he could look after and keep safe- and now he might hurt her.

Obviously, she doesn't understand (or chooses not to listen) and makes her way into Logan's lap, rubbing her fluffy head against him.

He freezes for a second, but slowly his breathing his relaxing and he can pull jis claws back in.

When Wade comes home early that morning, he finds Logan curled up in bed with Pumpkin sleeping soundly on his chest. "Knew you loved her." He mutters.