#waddup tho pals

[outsetter]

i have many dms im afraid to Look at them bc ive been iGNORING THEM FOR SO LONG

[vanteism]

➩ hello friends! 2017 has been a wild year for me and i am so glad to have become friends with these amazing people or to have been introduced to theSE QUALITY BLOGS THT U SHOULD CHECK OUT TOO!!!! before i get started (nd probably suffer) i made a quick key for what everything means! (youll see wht i mean) also if u didnt kno i follow from @poisedpoppy sO IF UR WONDERING WHY THIS ACC ISNT MUTUALS W U THTS WHY! ALSO IF THERE R MISTAKES PLS FORGIVE ME THIS IS MY FIRST FF!!

bold = mutual

⚡ = special bud to me ;o i’m so incredibly happy to be ur friend nd u mean the WORLD TO ME!!!

💌 = there’s a surprise for u at the end! u guys r vvvv special in my heart, my cold sad heart :’) i didnt do maNY BUT PLS DONT B SAD IF U DONT GET ONE!! I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BUDS SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH! IM JUST LAZY LOL AND THE POST WOULD B HELLA LONG

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kinley- WADDUP PAL!!! this year, in may? i think? i had di honor of playing a game of cards against humanity online at 5 am w u nd thus a bloomin friendship was born nd ur one of my closest buddos ;o i cant believe tht weve only been friends for like7 months because it feels like its been forever nd i love talkin to u abt u doggo or hot pockets or silverfish nd blister bandaids and kumamon and everything really. REMEMBER HOW U PLAYED PIANO ON FACETIME W ME? BC I SURE DO DJAWER u mean a lot to me kin i hope u kno tht and i canT WAIT TO SEE WHAT OUR FRIENDSHIP SHALL BRING!! ur my bestest internet bud nd one day i will drive to u nd u can finally experience the almighty hotpocket >:O IM LOV U KIN!!

lina- liNA!!!!! I LOVE U SM!! though our friendship has not been long, ur honestly such a bright ray of sunshine in my life!! i lvoe tht u tag me in fun memes and wholesome pics nd rood pics of my biases nd ur honestly so bright and wonderful wow what did i do to deserve sucha beautiful friend :( U HYPE ME UP ND U MAKE ME RLLY HAPPY!!! even tho everyonbe hates me for kerchoo, u dONT! LOL! I HOPE U HAV A WONDERFL NEW YEARS HBUT IT CANT B AS WONDERFUL AS U :/ i cant wait to grow closer to u!!

[antonisms-blog1]

> anton escaping the “shrussyhq gc, 2017″

waddup folks and egg yolks, it’s your third fave aussie, lilac, bringing to you straight from her batcave, smol lil anton van dalen !! (i s2g batcave isn’t a euphemism alright, i just hide in my room from the harsh rays of the SUN). click that readmore to learn more about everyone’s fave short meme boi.

warning: this intro is going be le terrible™ however anton is the light of my life so at least respect the poor lil bean here ?? i have condensed my app into this intro essentially but if you want LONG AND UNENDING sentences, be sure to check out his bio page :-) there’s plenty more hcs there too so if you wanna know more,,, anyways. onto the actual intro !

BEFORE HE WAS COOL // history.

lil anton (or ant, antonini, tony, antony ?? i really should have thought about this smh) was born second child to angelica and eric van dalen !! the first boy to the family, and at the time, much loved.

with two wealthy parents, anton never worried about much (except his pet plants which he always killed rip). he p much always got what he wanted, and spent most of his time in his parent’s finely curated library in the back of their mcmansion. life was swell for the young boy

a few years later anton (and his older sister annaleise) were given a younger brother, and that changed everything. it was at van dalen three that eric and angelica realised they were completely indifferent to each other, and were far more career orientated than family orientated. so the three kids from that point grew up under the influences of nanny after nanny, each other, and whatever tv character they idolised at the time (you bet your ass anton went through a pokemon phase.... and many others !! paracosmshq task one, identify one of anton’s childhood phases.)

despite their parents being somewhat absent as they were growing up (angelica was a doctor and eric a lawyer), they both put a lot of pressure on the van dalen kids to do well in school and out-perform everyone. built on competition and image, it was stifling for a young anton to confORm to what his parents wanted him to be. not the polite and well-mannered genius they had hoped, anton was instead a loud-mouthed and curious child who always got himself into trouble, made a fool of himself in front of his peers, and ran off constantly. it wasn’t long before anton became anton van burden, and his parents were sick of his... antics *ba-dum-tss*

but the truth ??? anton wasn’t trying to cause trouble for anyone, he was just a free spirit. he liked making people laugh, and he loved exploring places he’d never been. unfortunately his gregarious and comical ways weren’t appeasing to his family, and for many years he was shamed for being who he was, aka a normal human bean.

the older anton got, the more insecure he became as his parents constantly tried to change anton to fit into their family dynamic more. his other siblings had already gotten with the program, so anton was the odd one out. it didn’t help that when anton was younger, he was very awkward looking too. he was short, he had big ears, and his weight was disproportionate to his body. this meant he was bullied at school,,, a lot

going to a fancy college for all his childhood schooling, anton was stuck with the same donkeys his entire life. at first the vivacious and extroverted joker, the older he got the more he was worn down by the people around him, and he secluded himself and spent most of his time writing and reading, with only like, one close friend :(

it wasn’t until his sister moved out that anton was like “you know what,,, i am in charge of MY LIFE” and decided he was sick of what his parents thought, and flipped them off essentially

he started working out and my boy got ripped

he also began suppressing those insecurities and began socialising with the mass populace of his school once more. he took his mantle as the class clown and finger-gunned his way up the social hierarchy

graduating the top of his class, the most surprising thing happened,,, what ? ANTON is evolving ! the ugly duckling had become the swan, the caterpillar had become the butterfly. anton had finally reached his final form.

the second he finished high school, anton had never felt better ?? so the second he could he put in his application to any uni that was on the other side of the country so he could truly have a fresh start

although anton wasn’t allowed to pursue writing like he wanted, he fell in love with criminal psychology and criminal law, which was [hannah montana vc] the best of both worlds for him (he may have gained his independence but he was still a pushover ok lmao) 

now he’s a regular dude bro that runs a meme page and does his best to make others smile :-) 

anton van dalen: writes his dissertation on how memes affect the criminal psyche 

WHY HE IS CURRENTLY COOL // personality and stuff.

if you saw anton’s stats on the main,,, you’ll know what he’s like

he’s a DREAMER with DANK MEMES and NO SENSE OF DIRECTION

he’s constantly off in his own lil world and is sort of,,, just rolling through, one jape at a time

his intentions are pure and he can be a lil naive bc negativity ?? not in front of his salad !!

one of his many flaws tho is that he can’t take things v seriously,,, the second things get tense, he’ll make some joke. there’s a dead body ? knock knock joke. someone going through a break up ? an inappropriate pun. generally having a bad time ? here’s a meme

he’s also a complete IDIOT ??? like,, he wants to be indiana jones and his clumsy ass will probably end up falling off a balcony as he tries to tarzan swing from one place to another not unlike spiderman tbh

HE’S A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF SPORTACUS I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

also you want an impromptu song and dance sequence ?? anton’s your mans !! karaoke nights, jamming to sick bops and high school musical re-enactment is anton’s number One (1) pastime. 

if he’s not hanging with pals, he’ll have his nose in a book and !! give him all the adventures !! #nerd

honestly anton is the biggest yes man ever and he is super trusting ?? ask him for anything, and you’ll have it within minutes. he’s also disney trash and a hopeless romantic,,, sighs. when will he LEARN

one of anton’s many hobbies is magic ??? yes, he legit is a magician in his off time. at this point he’s still doing card tricks and making flowers come from hats, but he’s learning !! (he’s such a dork ok don’t say i didn’t warn u)

y’know what im leaving this here i want the last hc to be the one above k BYE

HOW YOU’LL BE COOL IF YOU’RE NEAR HIM // plots.

tbh i don’t have many plots in mind yet bc the connections are so damn juicy and i love chemistry based threads ?? BUT i still love plotting and at some point i will most likely slide into your ims (and onto an actual slide of the water variety bc its summer here and im CRISPIN) 

i actually do have a wanted plots page though ! it’s not very good lmao but,, it’s there. check it out !! (or not i can’t tell you what to do. or can i ??? nah probably not rip).

i’m gonna end this travesty of an intro here but if you’ve read this far ?? thank you ! can’t wait to mssg y’all and start this rp. it’s gonna be great. :~)

[fictionkin-resource]

Hey there, kins. It’s ya pal: Mod Batter

Waddup; I’m Mod Batter, and I’m hella stoked to be here. I really like dragons, Homestuck, and Undertale, so those are probably what I’m gonna end up doing the most. I’m gonna do whatever I can, though, so don’t worry if you’re wonderin about that. Also, my main fictionkins are The Batter from OFF and Sans from Undertale,. You can find the rest of them HERE.

Here’s some things I can do for you friendos.

Art (probs just the characters, tho. Lmao)

Aesthetics

Playlists (5-10 songs each)

Pendulum Readings

Single Card Readings

Stim Boards

Fashion

[belongtohufflepuff]

that character thing: max caulfield, gregory house, liara t'soni

ily pal, here we go!

max

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral (she cute) | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw (idk why but she has ravenclaw vibes to me) | hufflepuffbest quality: the loyalty and devotion to chloe, she can be nice to the girl who is acting like a bitch towards her and help her, she’s just nice.worst quality: nothing really comes to mind... she bailed on her best friend but she feels rly bad about it afterwards but otherwise?ship them with: chloe! actual girlfriendsbrotp them with: warrenneeds to stay away from: jefferson, oh god. misc. thoughts: she’s a great protagonist and pricefield makes my heart warm

greg house 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them (hes such a great character!! even tho im p sure id hate him irl lol) | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw (i am not sure what is more dominant whether his intellect or the cunning/breaking the rules part... however he hasn’t got much self-preservance so i guess ravenclaw it is) | hufflepuffbest quality: the dedication to his cases and to figuring out the truth. also his endless love loyalty to wilson. no matter how much of an arsehole he is he needs wilson and cares for him. worst quality: oh my where do we start...he is an arsehole. he’s manipulative, rude, selfish and overall a bad person. but i think that i personally would have the biggest problem with his arrogance.  ship them with: his actual husband james jimmy wilsonbrotp them with: cameron, thirteenneeds to stay away from: cuddy tbh. i just...no.misc. thoughts: he is probably the most complex and interesting character i know. and my mind that has tendencies to think black&white sometimes has problems with how to perceive him, but overall a fantastic character and kudos to hugh laurie!

liara: 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: she is adorable. and sometimes adorably awkwardworst quality: i was a bit stunned by how...cold she was in ME2. like its true, she was mourning and then i show up like yo waddup but still.ship them with: fem!shepardbrotp them with: i feel like her and tali could be good palsneeds to stay away from: idkmisc. thoughts: my blue wife