#w.bg 117

[deergravity]

am i a bit evil for wanting the version of w.bg 117 where i get to hear harlan begging someone to cut his eye out while descending into desperate, soulful tears?

Jam: "His voice was trembling"

hnnnng yes jammy tell me more

Jam: "His cry was small and exasperated."

waaaauugh and was he pathetic??

Jam: "He was completely helpless, at my mercy."

~ohhhh thats the good stuff ffffffuuuck

[hawper]

I am rotating Sly around in my head like he is in a microwave

[wbg-quotes]

“I love it when the good guys win,” he said through a mouth full of donut. There was a full box of donuts in his hands. "Want one? They’re not poisoned or nothin’. I didn’t know what your favorite was, so I got a jelly-filled one. Jelly was as close as I could get to Jam."

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

if I had a nickel for every podcast where somebody fell so madly in gay love they decided the only option was to stab themself in the eye I'd have two nickels

[wbg-quotes]

"Hey, Edgar, do you think that I could have a moment alone with him? Just a couple minutes?" I asked. “You’re gonna kill me off once and for all?” Mike asked. “Not funny, you ingrate,” I said, though I did laugh.

[wbg-quotes]

“I-I don’t understand. I know Mike pretty well by now. Not… not well… but… you know. I’ve met him. He doesn’t seem to have any ill-intent. He just doesn’t want to die.” “He doesn’t need any ill-intent,” H said. “It is in his nature.” “I don’t believe in that sort of thing,” I said.

[wbg-quotes]

Nothing felt amiss in my cabin when I finally got back. In fact, it was cleaner than I had left it. Edgar and Eagle had cleaned up some of the messes that Mike had made. I resented that. They erased all of Mike. All I had to remember him by was a box of his dead friend’s belongings.

[wbg-quotes]

“I’ve been waiting in the dark for hours waiting for Edgar to lead you down here so I could surprise you.” “It’s been 10 minutes, Mikey,” Edgar said. “My other senses are so much stronger from the blindness,” Mike said.