#w*lliam jackson's diary

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain

Timothy: *hugs Ronald*

Ronald: What this?

Timothy: Affection.

Ronald: Disgusting.

Timothy: . . .

Ronald: Do it again.

~

David: Your legs look nice in those pants

Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them

David: WITHOUT LEGS?!

~

Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

~

David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends

Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!

Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*

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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together

Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!

~

Exer: Who knows me best?

David: It's me!

Ronald: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Jackson: . . . It's probably not me

~

Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!

~

Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one

Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then

Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-

~

Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks

Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

~

Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex

Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-

Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*

~

Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??

Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.

Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*

~

Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?

David: Tea

Exer: Wrong. It's coffee

~

Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?

David: My love life is a mess

Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!

~

David: I'm bu

David: I'm bo

David: bj

Pamela: It's okay, take your time

David: *points at Exer* BOYS.

~

Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes

David: Thanks, I need them to see

Exer: . . . .

(5 hours later)

David: OH.

[flufallo]

Devious pamela. She knows.

[starl1tt]

balling my eyes out over 106 👍👍 I fuckibg hate w*lliam bro 😭😭

[s1gmagirl]

Hi I need your help to support this cause 🙏🙏

I already got @jufferingx on board

will def sign i need to see him hanging in the streets <33

[a-fucking-tornado]

.......... And some about how much I hate W!lliam

[gracieblood]

If you had the chance to kill of a Jackson's Diary character, who would it be? (no, w*lliam m*ller isn't an option)

dang i was gonna say w*lliam.

uhhhhhhh

probably that pound shop ed sheeran guy i don’t even know what his name is i just know him as the ed sheeran dupe

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

SHORT KING <3 >>>>

(Season 3 Jackson's Diary spoilers)

GET THAT HOMOPHOBE, EXER!! GET EM!!!!

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

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I can't stop thinking about the season 2 finale 😭

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[moth-without-toes]

I think the part where the diary went into play was after the whole W*lliam business and David was at his moms. When they kissed then you could see the green stuff only then and Jackson never saw it around those two before. Some things in the diary can take a while, and I think the entry helped them both calm down in that moment but it didn’t cause them to fall in love.

I personally there was already smth going on... Like that time exer blushed at David when they saw each other in the coffee shop ?? Hello?? Like bro blushed at David even when the diary had nothing to do w it as far as I'm aware . Also even if the diary did "cause" his crush on David, why would it make him crush on David specifically? Why not Brenda or literally anyone else ?

(JACKSONS DIARY FANS PLEASE INTERACT I WILL GLADLY TALK TO YOU)

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

Well ya can't just leave this beautifulness in the tags

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS THE COMPLIMENT EVER BAHAHAHA <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

If Paola makes this canon I would literally die peacefully like actually no worries no stress nothing nada zero zilch

and again THANK YOU RAHHHH 💞💞💞💞

GUYS I READ THE BEST FANFIC CALLED 'ed Sheeran gets burned alive' by midnightcandygoblin AND ALL THAT HAPPENS IS W!LL!AM DIES ITS AMAZING AND I LAUGHED SO HARD MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING LMAO

I mean though, we should totally make it canon. And Pamela was so real.

Jackson: what should we do to him?

Pamela, bursting through the door: GiVE HIM PAIN AS BAD AS PERIOD CRAMPS!

Jackson: ...

Pamela: what? I'm not wrong, there the worst

Timothy: I second that

Everyone who doesn't know Timothy is trans: Tim wut?

(it was something along those lines anyways)

And then that idiot dies the most painful death and David is just like 'lol karma bitch'

Oh, and @xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx I live in your walls btw

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

More!!

Ken: You're all talking about "oppression" and "discrimination" and shit-

Jolie: I'm black??

Timothy: I'm trans??

Ken: Well, I have never -👏NEV👏ER👏!!- . . . won a game of Kahoot . . .

~

David: I got an addiction to sad, weird guys apparently

Pamela: Same

Exer and Jackson: *are the sad, weird guys*

~

Brenda: Driving these bitches to therapy right now 😛

*Jackson, David, and Exer in the car*

~

David: Thinking of drinking vodka

Jackson: Straight?

David: No, gay. Why?

Exer: *in the background* HE LIKES BOYS???

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Exer, with Ronald, Brenda, Jackson, and Pamela behind him: Ask us why we love you

David: Ok? Why do you love me?

Exer: *pulls out 200 page essay that they all worked on* We're glad you asked!

~

David: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or being friendly

Exer: We should kiss until you figure it out

David: Like, platonically or . . . ?

~

Ricky and Marty: *kiss*

Also them: No homo, bro

~

Pamela: What do bees make?

Jackson: Honey?

Pamela: Yes, dear?

David: *saw this and is going to try with Exer* Hey Ex, what do bees make?

Exer: Some annoying sound, why?

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Ronald: Can I use bathroom?

Teacher: It's 'may'

Ronald: ?? It is January???

Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain

Timothy: *hugs Ronald*

Ronald: What this?

Timothy: Affection.

Ronald: Disgusting.

Timothy: . . .

Ronald: Do it again.

~

David: Your legs look nice in those pants

Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them

David: WITHOUT LEGS?!

~

Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

~

David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends

Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!

Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*

~

Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together

Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!

~

Exer: Who knows me best?

David: It's me!

Ronald: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Jackson: . . . It's probably not me

~

Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!

~

Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one

Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then

Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-

~

Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks

Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

~

Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex

Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-

Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*

~

Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??

Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.

Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*

~

Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?

David: Tea

Exer: Wrong. It's coffee

~

Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?

David: My love life is a mess

Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!

~

David: I'm bu

David: I'm bo

David: bj

Pamela: It's okay, take your time

David: *points at Exer* BOYS.

~

Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes

David: Thanks, I need them to see

Exer: . . . .

(5 hours later)

David: OH.