#w*lliam jackson's diary

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Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain

Timothy: *hugs Ronald*

Ronald: What this?

Timothy: Affection.

Ronald: Disgusting.

Timothy: . . .

Ronald: Do it again.

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David: Your legs look nice in those pants

Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them

David: WITHOUT LEGS?!

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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends

Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!

Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*

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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together

Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!

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Exer: Who knows me best?

David: It's me!

Ronald: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Jackson: . . . It's probably not me

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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!

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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one

Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then

Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-

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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks

Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex

Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-

Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*

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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??

Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.

Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*

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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?

David: Tea

Exer: Wrong. It's coffee

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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?

David: My love life is a mess

Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!

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David: I'm bu

David: I'm bo

David: bj

Pamela: It's okay, take your time

David: *points at Exer* BOYS.

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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes

David: Thanks, I need them to see

Exer: . . . .

(5 hours later)

David: OH.

[flufallo]

Devious pamela. She knows.

[starl1tt]

balling my eyes out over 106 👍👍 I fuckibg hate w*lliam bro 😭😭

[b0ytr4sh]

Hi I need your help to support this cause 🙏🙏

I already got @jufferingx on board

will def sign i need to see him hanging in the streets <33

[a-fucking-tornado]

.......... And some about how much I hate W!lliam

[undeserved-halo]

If you had the chance to kill of a Jackson's Diary character, who would it be? (no, w*lliam m*ller isn't an option)

dang i was gonna say w*lliam.

uhhhhhhh

probably that pound shop ed sheeran guy i don’t even know what his name is i just know him as the ed sheeran dupe

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

SHORT KING <3 >>>>

(Season 3 Jackson's Diary spoilers)

GET THAT HOMOPHOBE, EXER!! GET EM!!!!

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I can't stop thinking about the season 2 finale 😭

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