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imagine-darksiders ¡ 7 months ago
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Vulgrim’s the type to see you with something from Ostegoth and be like ‘You’re seeing another merchant behind my back!?’
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ilikehimhessilly ¡ 13 days ago
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Vulgrim is like. My Darksiders scrimblo. He’s a scrungly kinda guy. He’s silly. My special silly guy. Make me laugh. And he’s not even trying. Could also rizz me up. And I would shamelessly enjoy it. Perhaps I would rizz HIM up. My special guy.
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guardianoftheotherside ¡ 3 months ago
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Y/N:* go for a walk*
Vulgrim: Greetings human
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oexen ¡ 5 months ago
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vulgrim valentine :)
@clownattack
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mintcrows ¡ 2 years ago
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demon merchants doodles
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catcoffee02 ¡ 16 days ago
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Later on in the evening, a friend and I went on Discord together and I streamed Darksiders.
While we were talking, came up with some new insults for the gods while I tried to make the Black Throne's puzzles works, we had a goodamount jokes about the characters. Here a few we came up with (nothing has to be taken seriously). Most of them are from the Black Throne maps.
Be aware that this is not child-friendly, or sensitive friendly, is quiet on the diagram of the Italian sense of humour - harsh. I have tried to translate it as well as possible. Have fun as we brutally bully War(more than the lore)!
I finally met Samael and gave him the last heart. My friend, seeing Samael for the first time: SMASH. Also my friend seeing Azrael: Smash, he's hot. Me: No he has terrible people skills. My friend seeing Silitha: SMASH. Me: What? My friend: just joking, maybe... After I got the 'War's Glory' enchantment: Look at my cool sword — its bleeds! My friend: It looks like it's on its period. Period sword! Me: ... can War get a period? My friend,a biology student: Don't know. It depends on how his species works and the gender construct of the Nephilim. When I got 'Strife's Offering', I read the Italian version, 'Strife's gift' ('Dono di conflitto'), to my friend. It sound that bad. My friend: Why does it look like Strife gave War a dildo as a gift? Laught of distress from both parts. My friend, still laughing: The modern ones, the ones they sell in Japan. Me: Fuck it. I won't see this enhancement as I did before. With Azrael in the Black Throne. Azrael: The beam, redirect the beam. Azrael: The beam... Me: I know, you fucking bitch! My friend: You have to admit, Azrael is hot, and we'll like him because of it. Me: I'm still going to hit him with a broom. At a certain point, I went to Vulgarim, who started to speak. My friend: he look like he would sell me counterfeit stuff. Me: I don't know, but he probably does. War will grunt or make a sound whenever he falls, gets hit, dashes or climbs. My friend, wasn't watching the steam at that moment: This sounds very inappropriate. Is he using Strife's gift? Me, on the verge of tears: ... I just got hit by an enemy. My friend: And? He can make good use of the gif. I paused the game because of a memory: There's a Tumblr post about War doing the game grunts when he fu- My friend: So he's a masochist. Me: ... FUCK. Show my friend War being shot from a portal, performing a ball manoeuvre, and then landing. My friend: Why does he do it? Me: I don't know. But you have to admit, he's quite flexible. My friend: ... Me: Whoresman My friend: yes. I also showed my friend that, when you perform the finishing manoeuvre on a specific enemy, War will uses Chaoseater as a pole to bring the enemy down in a wheel. Me: This is the stripper movement. My friend: pretty much. Me: War had a stripper past. Lol.
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conejoartillustration ¡ 8 months ago
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Coquetry
Or how Agrat and Vulgrim began to find out who was charismatic. Vulgrim had his own plan to kill more souls from his acquaintance. In Agrat, on the contrary, knock out more free buns from Vulgrim.
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corvusalbus93 ¡ 1 year ago
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“Of course it affects my cut. Please pay The Crucible a visit? Daddy wants a new pair of soul-slick shoes.”
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Brought this up on the Discord once...but something about Vulgrim wearing shoes feels wrong. He’s floating, smoke billowing around his skirt like he's only partially corporal. Also, does that mean he has feet like those spellcasters or Dis in Genesis? Does what they & Moloch have on their feet count as shoes?
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‘cause the I can’t picture him wearing heavy boots. Of course there is also the Lilith-option...nope!
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kinslayyer ¡ 4 months ago
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Made this while eating fried udon, life is good.
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Darksiderstober 2023 Day 14: Relic
After their little disagreement, Siva was more hesitant to give up any relics she found on her scavenging trips, and for the first time Vulgrim learns the ancient concept of Finders keepers. Finally been catching up since mid November got busy, so expect me to post every now and then with finishing each day at my own pace. Hope ya like and stay tuned!
Darksiderstober sponsored by @another-darksiders-blog and @imagine-darksiders
Art, Siva and prompts are mine
Prompts are here
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jericos-art-corner ¡ 11 months ago
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posting this here before i forget.
Vulgrim disguised as a human?! By heavens!!! What a travesty!! Anywho,doesnt he look just super cool?? i turned his headwrap and horns into his hair, and i had to add those beady eyes of his,plus the spikes on his chin are now beard braids!
>Shares over likes,please >Dont repost my art,dont feed to a//i i do not consent. I own the copyright to all my images.
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imagine-darksiders ¡ 2 years ago
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Eden's Heir, chapter 3.
A Way Out
Words: 6219
Summary: You're not on Earth, and that truth is as devastating as it is implausible. You have to get out of this Void. But there's only one demon who can offer an exit. Unfortunately for you, there's also a certain Horseman who' deems it necessary to keep you close, for curiosity's sake.
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There is very little dignity in fear.
When allowed to fester, even the tiniest pinch of it will start to bulge and swell inside you until it’s too large to be contained by the churning walls of your stomach. So, instead, it spreads through your bloodstream, eating up the space inside you like an infection as it strips away reason, humanity, and even hope.
Especially hope.
You’re not proud that the unexpected knowledge of your true whereabouts sends you into an immediate downward spiral of terror, but in the absence of any better ideas, you think it’s at least a little justified that you promptly stagger away from the otherworldly beings, drop to your backside on the cold, hard ground, gather your knees to your chest and proceed to come apart right there in front of an honest-to-goodness demon, and two Horsemen of the Apocalypse…
You’d always heard that wedding days are enormously stressful, but this is just ridiculous.
You’ve retreated to the precarious edge of Vulgrim’s plateau, not close enough that you’re worried about accidentally toppling over into the misty void, but at least far enough from War, Strife and the leery merchant that at least a diminutive fraction of your unease is lifted.
The blood on your arm has already dried to dark, crackling flakes, and it’s through unseeing, bulging eyes that you stare at the raised line of flesh wrapped in an arc over your forearm.
There’s one startling realisation plaguing your mind more emphatically than any other.
This isn’t Earth. This isn’t Earth.
A whirling onslaught of fresh, new terrors start to haunt you, terrors you’ve never even had to think about until now. You can’t find a voice for all the questions that clutter your mind. And you don’t pay much attention to the set of watchful, amber eyes that have remained glued to you ever since you stumbled dazedly over to the fringe of the floating platform.
Strife is abuzz with questions of his own, questions he’d readily bombard you with were it not for the vacant stare you’re currently aiming at the wound his brother left across your delicate flesh.
Grimacing, the older Nephilim twists himself sideways, keeping one eye on you and the other on War and the demon, both of whom seem more eager than Strife to turn the conversation back to other matters. Namely, business.
“Now then,” Vulgrim announces, clicking the tips of his long, curved claws together in eager anticipation, “I think it’s safe to assume you boys haven’t come here just to have me confirm the identity of this lost, little human…”
War’s lip curls unpleasantly, as if the mere act of even speaking to the merchant turns his stomach. Vehement, he growls, “Our work doesn’t concern you, demon.”
But Vulgrim, ever discerning, simply draws his mouth upwards to reveal the gleaming maw of fangs that sit crookedly behind his lips – a mocking reflection of War’s sneer.
“Oh, but it must,” the demon drawls knowingly, “Why else would you be here?”
War’s expression further twists as if he’s tasting poison on his tongue, and Strife has to stifle a smirk.
Drawing himself up a little closer to the demon’s height, War bites out, “Samael sent us here…” Trailing off to look Vulgrim up and down, he narrows his eyes and adds, “Maybe it was to collect your head.”
Far from threatened however, the conniving demon merely raises a single, slender finger and wags it back and forth in a manner that sets War’s teeth on edge.
“Ah ah ah~” he admonishes, “Careful, Horseman… Show the right temperament and I can be of… service to you. But first, you must be of service to me.”
Strife has to resist the urge to throw his head back and groan. He probably ought to have seen this coming a mile off.
Can’t spend five minutes in the presence of a demon without them angling for a favour…
War, it seems, has also cottoned on to the merchant’s less than subtle hint.
The Horseman’s armoured shoulders almost double in size as he bristles angrily, spitting, “The Council does not negotiate with demons. If you try to take advantage of them-“
“-And by extension, us-!” Strife chimes in.
“-Then there will be consequences.”
His latest threat complete, War narrows his ice-blue glare up at the hovering demon, who, to his dismay, only barks out a dark, mocking laugh and spreads his gangling arms out wide, as if to invite the Horseman to carry out the Council’s apparent ‘consequences.’
“Your Council has no power here,” Vulgrim drones, eyes as sharp as a whetted blade, “This realm is mine, and therefore subject to my rules. If anything were to happen to me, it would certainly prove tragic for you. You’d be trapped here in the void. For all of eternity.”
Strife’s trigger finger twitches of its own accord. He loathes that the demon has a point.
Just then, from the corner of his gaze, the eagle-eyed Horseman catches the rapid movement of your head snapping upright.
Curious as to what’s drawn you from your catatonic state, Strife swivels his helm in your direction, perking up when he sees you clambering awkwardly to your feet, struggling to move your puffy skirts aside.
He’d welcome you back to the present, but your stare is fixed with disconcerting precision on the demon floating behind him.
“Wait, wait a second,” you fumble out in a rush, taking a single, daring step closer, your cheeks still glistening with tears, “What did you say? Y-You’re the only one who can get me out of here?”
The mention of an exit… The hint of an escape…
A tiny flutter of hope drifts free of your soul and you latch onto it with greedy hands, like a child snatching at a butterfly, desperate.
It’s the only force in the world that could lure you closer to the titanic Horseman and their implausible acquaintance. That first, tentative step turns into several more, though you’re quick to freeze in place when three pairs of eyes flick in your direction, sending a rush of adrenaline racing up your spine.
You’ve never felt more like prey in your life.
The demon’s stare especially unnerves you. It seems to eat right into you like acid, hungry and all-consuming. His mouthful of teeth holds your focus as he lifts blackened lips into what you can only assume is a terrible grin.
“Now do I have your attention?” he asks smugly, tossing his gaze back over to the Horsemen, neither of whom give you the impression that they’re as hopeful about the latest revelation as you are.
After a moment, War bunches his hands into fists and tears his eyes from you, turning to glare down the merchant instead. Strife’s attention, however, remains locked on you for a further second before he too throws a dark look up at the grinning Vulgrim.
A shaky breath gushes past your lips once you’re no longer in their sights. It feels as though you’ve just been released from a cast of stone. For just a moment, you spare an absent thought to those Greeks of ancient myth who stared down the legendary gorgon, Medusa. You think you might finally understand, at least a little, what such a fate must have been like. The power of a predator’s gaze is not to be underestimated; it seems.
Vulgrim is still leering right back at the Horsemen with an awfully superior smirk plastered across his cragged jaws, a look that has Strife’s jaw clenching.
“Patience ain’t my brother’s thing,” he growls, “Or mine, now that I think about it… So, whatever point you’re trying to make, make it.”
The demon’s smirk shrinks at the curt tone, but nonetheless, he inclines his head and begins to explain. “Fine. The Lords of Hell are forever in conflict,” he says, “They seek power. Control… Lucifer and Samael most of all…”
You can’t help yourself from jumping in with an embarrassing squeak of alarm. “Lucifer!?” you parrot, once again earning their attention, “A-As in, like, the Devil? Satan!?”
In the span of a second, Strife’s irritation at Vulgrim lifts to make way for amusement at your interruption. “You know another Lucifer?” he quips, grinning down at you from behind his visor, “Big guy won’t be happy someone’s tryin’ to steal his thunder.”
A wave of anxious heat surges up the back of your neck and you throw a hand up to curl trembling fingers around a fistful of hair. “Oh my god!” you blurt, chest heaving, “Is this Hell!? Am I in Hell right now!?”
In response, Strife lets out a rough snort whilst Vulgrim merely offers you a shake of his great, ghastly head. “I’m afraid not,” the demon laments, casting a morose glance at the void surrounding his lonely plateau, “Sadly, Hell is several planes south of this one.”
For several, arduous seconds, you can do nothing but stare up at him in incredulous silence as your brain chugs along slowly, attempting to wrestle with the bombshell that not only does the Devil purportedly exist, but so too does Hell itself. You’re looking right at a demon, after all. It would stand to reason that a place of perdition exists too.
In contrast to the magnitude of the knowledge you’ve just been made privy to, a thin, rasping, “What?” is all that creaks out of your throat.
The question is answered by a low huff from War, who fixes you in his stern glower and rumbles, “This does not concern you, human.”
Gulping, you retreat a step back, almost tripping over your dress in the process as your eyes flit up to the broadsword strapped across the behemoth’s back. Your mouth dries at the very fresh memory of what he’d done to you the last time he paid you any attention.
Unbeknownst to you, Strife’s ears twitch at the click of your heeled shoes on the stone, and the catch in your breath.
Folding a pair of heavily armoured arms across his sizeable chest, he too takes a step away from War before ambling sideways, parking himself stubbornly between you and his brother like a living, breathing blockade.  “Hey, come on. Lay off,” he retorts, jutting the chin of his helm out at War, “She’s just as lost here as we are.”
Just like that, the younger Nephilim’s expression shifts, his hardened expression lifting to a quizzical look that he aims at his brother, as if even he hadn’t expected Strife to come to your defence.
Still, despite his surprise, he’s quick to recover his wits.
You, in the meantime, can only stare agape at the armoured expanse of a back suddenly standing in your way.
“We are not lost,” War insists, furrowing his brow, “We’ve just been waylaid.”
“On the contrary, Horseman…” Vulgrim’s slimy tone encourages War’s expression to darken even further. Raising a slender finger into the air, the demon continues, “You are both precisely where you need to be.”
With a quiet scoff, Strife shifts his weight onto the opposite leg, throwing Vulgrim a nasty glare. “Figures you’d know more than you’ve been letting on…”
You almost jump a mile when War gnashes his teeth at the merchant and booms, “Out with it! You know why we were sent here. I demand that you tell us!”
“Demand…” Vulgrim clicks his tongue derisively, but after a moment, he concedes to heave his shoulders into a shrug and rolls his green eyes towards the foggy void above him. “Oh, very well,” he sighs, “Samael sent you here because he has learned that Lucifer is attempting something… unexpected.”
The mention of the latter’s name nearly sends you scampering back to whimper at the edge of the abyss.
Plainly oblivious to the nausea churning in your guts, Vulgrim continues, “He is extending a hand to his enemies, Horsemen. Offering something very desirable in exchange for their…. cooperation.”
“And Moloch is one of those enemies,” Strife hedges, though his tone indicates that it’s far from a question.
Suddenly, Vuglrim drifts backwards, a move that has you ducking into the shadow of the metal titan standing with his back to you, but the demon pays your flinch no mind, simply folding his lanky arms across his chest and cocking a sly grin down at Strife.
“Ah, nothing in the world is without cost,” he tells the Horseman, voice dripping with pompous bile, “If you wish to know more, we must enter into an agreement. You recall that I asked you for a favour?”
Now, up until today, you’d been of the entirely sane opinion that demons only existed in the pages of story books, or behind the screens of televisions and computers. But if there’s one thing you’ve learned from pop culture that could apply here, it’s that striking a deal with a demon would be about as sensible as sticking your head into the jaws of a starving bear.
The Horsemen, it appears, share the very same sentiment.
Strife tilts his helm to send a hostile glare up at Vulgrim, and you could swear you hear something that sounds so much like thunder rumbling away inside his chest.
Even still, War’s objection is far louder than his brother’s.
Peeking around Strife’s side, you observe as the larger Horseman’s entire body goes taut and rigid with sudden animosity, and he begins peeling his lips apart to bare a set of gleaming, white teeth. The animosity, though it isn’t directed at you, still draws the blood away from the surface of your skin, leaving you several shades paler than your typical complexion.
Vulgrim, in contrast, either doesn’t notice the dramatic shift in their demeanour, or he simply doesn’t care.
Bold as brass, he presses on. “A precious artifact has been stolen from me,” he laments with a roll of his wrist, “I sought Samael’s assistance in the matter, but…” Trailing off, he regards the pair of bristling behemoths with a glint in his sharp, green eyes. “Perhaps,” he adds thoughtfully, “You could recover it.”
Dead silence pervades the void for a long, awfully uncomfortable length of time whilst you send fleeting glances between each of the Horsemen, up to the horned demon, and back again.
“Know what?” Strife pipes up without warning, dropping a hand to rest casually on the barrel of a pistol, “At this point, I’m more interested in killing you than helping you…”
Such a nonplussed hint at murder throws your heart up into your throat, and you blanch, gaping incredulously at the spiked, black hair jutting from the Horseman’s helm.
You’re starting to deduce that Vulgrim must be used to such threats. How else could he stare down a man with a gun that size without flinching?
“That would profit neither of us,” he deadpans. Then, raising his voice to an enticing lilt, he adds, “It’ll be worth your while~!”
Strife’s shoulders jump with a sceptical grunt.
“It’s true!” Vulgrim retorts, “I give you my word.”
“Oh! Your word?” Strife echoes sarcastically, “Well, why didn’t you say so! We’ll do it!”
Blinking, the demon quirks a brow ridge. “Really?”
“Sure!”
Everyone, yourself included, stares at Strife in silence for a time, each of you expecting him to throw his head back with a laugh and tell Vulgrim that he’s joking. But as the seconds tick by in which Strife merely peers up at the demon without a word, you start to get the impression that he is not, in fact, joking.
After it becomes clear that his brother isn’t about to rescind his offer to actually help the merchant, War bodily whirls about to face him and scoffs, “You can’t be serious?”
Strife’s metal shoulders rise and fall in a shrug. “Look at where we are, War,” he mutters, swinging his mask in an arc to take in the void around you, “If you have a better idea, I’m all ears.”
Cowering behind him, you nervously cast a glance around his elbow again to see War’s face screw up beneath his crimson hood, ice-blue gaze flitting sideways to throw a look out at the darkness beyond the platform. With each passing second, you see his eyebrows knit closer and closer together, forming a solid line of white hair upon his strong forehead.
Though he’s loathe to admit it, War can see the sense in his brother’s words.
If they are to leave this place and continue their mission for the Charred Council, they’ll need the help of a demon to do it.
Spitting a Nephilim curse that would have Death reprimanding him with a smack around the head, War snatches his glare to the opposite side of the plateau, steadfastly refusing to meet Strife’s eye.
Sensing the Horseman’s acquiescence, Vulgrim’s toothy maw stretches into a too-wide smile, showing off fangs that glint like knives when they catch the murky light.
“Hah,” he declares triumphantly, “I will provide a serpent hold for travel.”
“A serpent hole?” you whisper under your breath.
You’ve heard of worm holes before, but serpent holes?
Frankly, you find it hard to conjure up the effort to actually care what kind of holes he’ll be providing.
If this ‘serpent hole’ means a way out of this place and back to that drab, terrifying church, you’ll take it.
“Well, all right.” Strife declares suddenly, and before you can move, the massive, metal man steps to one side, revealing you in full to the eyes of his brother and the demon. “Vague mission. Unknown dangers. Undetermined reward… What’s not to love?”
In response, War grunts, and then, to your dismay, his gaze lands on you, and you’re once again rendered stuck, pinned beneath the heavy weight of his preternatural glare.
Even with a demon hovering close by, it’s War’s attention that leaves you feeling the most exposed. The fresh, pink scar on your arm begins to itch.
“What are we to do with this human?” he mutters to Strife, who plants his hands on his hips and tilts his helm at you, not unlike how an inquisitive bird peers at something shiny.
“Just a suggestion,” Vulgrim cuts in eagerly, “You could leave her here.”
Letting out a fierce gasp at his words, you recoil from the salivating demon as if you expect him to pounce at any moment.
“Yeah, no,” Strife retorts for you, “Nice try. But that ain’t happening.”
Somehow, War’s perpetual frown manages to grow even more severe as he snaps, “You’re not suggesting we take her with us?”
You have to admit, you concur with the hooded giant. You’re not a fan of Strife’s idea either, even if it does mean getting out of this god-forsaken ‘void.’
Exhaling roughly through his nose, Strife hunches his massive shoulders and replies, “Why not?”
“Because this human is none of our concern!”
“So… what? You’d rather just leave her to be eaten by tall, dark and gruesome over here?”
Vulgrim hums a note of disdain as Strife jerks his chin in his direction.
Staring at his brother, War’s expression turns calculating, reminiscent of the way he looks over battleplans and strategies before a fight. “You’re being awfully insistent about this.”
“Oh, come on, War!“ Strife groans, slumping his shoulders and throwing his head back dramatically, "You’re not even a little curious? Don’t you wanna know what we were fighting for? This human is one of the reasons the Charred Council ordered us to murder our-!”
“-Do not dwell on the past, brother,” the enormous Horseman suddenly cuts him off, his nostrils flaring wide as he scowls down at his sibling, a warning hidden just beyond bared teeth, “The Charred Council gave us new orders. They are all you should be concerned about.” Throwing you a suspicious glare, he adds, “This… human is a distraction we cannot afford.”
“Hmph.” Eyes narrowed to razor-thin slits, Strife folds his arms petulantly across his silver chest and mutters, “Sounds like a distraction is exactly what you’re lookin’ for.”
Leather bracers strain with an ominous creak as War’s fists clench slowly at his sides. “What was that?” he challenges.
Giving his shoulders a nonchalant shrug, Strife just flaps a hand at his brother, as if to casually waft away the larger Horseman’s aggression, “Nothin’. Nothin’…”
Growling, War snaps his head towards Vulgrim, who has done little else but hover nearby with his eyes trained eagerly on the brothers and their quarrel, looking thoroughly entertained by the whole situation.
“Are you waiting for an invitation, demon!?” he snaps, “Summon a portal.”
Blowing out a hefty sigh, Vulgrim throws his hands up compliantly and swivels around in midair until he’s facing the centre of his raised dais, grumbling incomprehensibly under his breath as his wings give an agitated little flutter.
Impatient, War simply huffs, growing still when the back of his neck begins to prickle. There are eyes upon him that aren’t his brother’s.
With a sudden shift, the Horseman twists his head sideways and anchors it in your direction, subjecting you to an undeserved glare from beneath the lip of his hood.
Choking on a gasp, you drop your eyes to the floor near your feet quick as a flash. You’re so focused on not meeting the gaze of the crimson-clad giant that you fail to notice his brother boring a hole into the side of your head, regarding you with a pensive expression.
Obviously, leaving you here isn’t an option. Not least because frankly, he has way too many questions.
But he needs War on his side.
So, breathing a sigh, he raises his head to meet his brother’s eye and tries a different approach. “What about the Balance?”
And just like that, War’s body goes tense at his brother’s soft question. The haunting, blue stare you’ve found yourself caught up in starts to falter, drifting away from the pink scar running over your arm and moving towards the older Horseman. “Strife…” he begins tiredly.
There are very few beings in the Universe who could claim to know War as well as his brother. But one doesn’t have to know War deeper than surface level to see that honour and duty are among the youngest Horseman’s chief principals.
“The Council said Lucifer’s plotting humanity’s downfall as we speak…” Strife continues, unhurried.
Blinking rapidly, you forget your terror of War for a second and throw your head up again to blurt, “I- He- He’s what?”
“And these little guys-“ Strife jerks the chin of his helm at you, staring hard at the younger Nephilim. “-Are integral to the Balance.”
He doesn’t miss how War’s lips tighten into a thin, displeased line.
‘Gotcha.’
Though he knows his brother would have no way of seeing it behind his helm, Strife holds back the triumphant little smirk that tries to angle across his mouth. Just to be safe.
“You’d protect humanity,” he presses, knowing full-well that something is about to go ‘clunk’ in his brother’s mind, “But not a human?”
Lo and behold, no sooner has he asked the question than War’s steely countenance drops by a fraction – A fraction so negligible that only the sharpest eyes would be able to spot it.
It just so happens that Strife has the sharpest eyes in the Universe.
By his own claim, sure. But still.
“I don’t know what’s more concerning,” War grunts, shaking his hooded head, “The fact that you listened to what the Council said. Or the fact that you actually have a point.”
Strife stares hard at his brother for a long moment whilst you give them both a look of abject horror, pulse jumping in your temple.
“Woah,” the older Nephilim utters at last, “Did you just admit that I have a point…? Can I get that in writing?”
Slipping his eyes shut, the largest Horseman inhales deeply through his nose and exhales a breath in a noisy rush through his gritted teeth. “We’ll take her,” he concedes at last.
Straightening his back, Strife innocently asks, “What?”
“We’ll take her.”
You’d probably throw up at the declaration if you weren’t so irrationally concerned about staining the wedding dress.
Eyes as cold as tundra frost turn their attention onto you.
Fittingly, you feel the blood in your veins turn to ice.
“Human,” he growls, “You’re coming with us.”
“I-I don’t… want to…?” you croak weakly.
Slinging his chin sideways, Strife asks, “You’d rather stay here with this guy?”
With an audible gulp, you throw a glance at Vulgrim, only to find his gleaming, green eyes peering down at you hungrily.
 Recoiling, you pull a face and send a beseeching, watery plea to the Horseman. “I-I just want to get out of here.”
“There, see?” Strife exclaims, jabbing a thumb down at you and grinning up at his brother, “She wants to come with us.”
Aghast, you immediately start to sputter, “That is absolutely not what I meant!” The courage it takes for you to return your gaze to the looming demon is astronomical. Raising a trembling hand, you gesture floppily at him and add, “He said he can make a -a snake hole for you guys! Can’t he make one for me as well?”
“It’s serpent hole,” Vulgrim corrects with a tut, still turned towards the centre of his platform, yet he spares you a glance over his sinewy shoulder, ebony horns shimmering in the sickly light.
 “Whatever!” you screech, panicked at the mere fact that he’s addressing you, “Just pick a hole, open it, and let me go home! Please!”
“Ha!” Strife barks.
Struck by the sudden urge to scold his brother - though not quite understanding why - War shoots a scathing glare at Strife before returning his attention to you again. “The only ones with the power to send you to Earth are the Charred Council,” he explains.
“Then take me to them!” you try to demand, but the squeak of your voice is frustratingly prevalent. You imagine you’re no more intimidating to these beings than a mouse is to a lion.
“Listen.”
You leap out of your skin, literally clutching your pearl necklace as Strife speaks and shifts about on his feet to face you.
“Let me tell you something right now,” he says, “There are exactly two ways to get a summoning from the Charred Council.”
Taking a heavy step towards you, he raises the first two fingers of his right hand, counting them off as he starts to explain, “The first, is if they have a new mission for us.” He drops his middle finger, wagging his remaining digit at you. “And the second, is if we finish a current mission. And seeing as we’ve just started this one…” Trailing off, he tips his chin down, peering at you expectantly, observing in silence as your expression slowly begins to crumple.
‘Shit… Can all humans pull that face?’ he grimaces to himself, ‘Might be more powerful than they look.’
In the end, War puts words to what you’ve just realised.
“We will not be summoned to the Council until our mission here is complete,” he grunts.
The weight of his words drops into your stomach, sending the whole organ plummeting down into your shoes. Wringing your hands, your thumb brushes over an abnormal band of metal resting at the base of your third finger.
Wetting your lips, you lower your eyes to the sizeable diamond engagement ring sitting prettily on your left hand. Ever so briefly, you’re struck by a memory, of the first time you showed your father the ring that Cain had given you. You almost had to call the nurse into his hospital room because he laughed so damn hard and nearly tore out his drip.
‘He trying to marry you or buy you?’ he’d wheezed after a raucous guffaw, clutching your hand with skeletal fingers, his knuckles so swollen and arthritic, the only thing you could bear to do was look away. The guilt of averting your eyes haunted you until you fell asleep that same night.
You have to clench your eyes shut with vicious force to banish the memory. You can’t think of him right now, laying there, all alone with a tube in his arm and the grimmest of prospects waiting just a few weeks down the line.
“H-how long will it take to finish your mission?” you bleat, feeling the suffocating fist of helplessness closing around your heart.
You have to get back…
“Dunno,” Strife shrugs, “Depends how much more demon bullshit we gotta take care of… Though considering recent events… I’m not hopeful for a quick resolution.”
“But I need to go home!” you bleat, twisting your fingers around a handful of your dress’s tulle, “You don’t understand – Dad’s last chemo appointment is tomorrow, a-and I’m supposed to be getting married, like… like right now!”
“I have no idea what you just said, but it all sounds very important. Which is all the more reason to get this show on the road.” Turning to face the demon behind him, Strife claps his palms together twice and barks, “Hey, Vulgrim. Serpent hole. C’mon, look lively!”
The merchant sneers, grumbling as faces the centre of his platform once more, spreading out his palms.
You give a start when a pulse of… something sours the taste of the air around you, turning dry, musty breaths into thick and acrid gulps that seem to slide across your tongue with each inhale. Instinctively, you cover your mouth.
Wind whips your veil up into a flurry of white fabric. With a graceful whirl, it blows forwards and you have to throw a hand up to catch it, sweeping it back away from your face as you stare agog at the spectacle forming in front of you.
In a word… it’s… beautiful.
In a lot of words, it’s also incredibly bright and shit-inducingly scary. It isn’t natural to see magic, not outside of a children’s birthday party or a heavily edited video online. Your eyes take it all in – the circle of azure light that swirls to life in the ground before you. Where there was once a patch of dull, grey stone, now there’s a pool – not of water, but of something that moves and flows just like it.
Your mouth hangs open as Vulgrim lowers his arms and drifts back with a beat of his vestigial wings, away from the serpent hole.
“It’s all yours, Horsemen,” he declares, bowing with a grandiose sweep of his hand, “Oh, but before you go – Do be careful. The keeper of my artefact will be, ah… less than pleased to see you.”
“No one is ever pleased to see us,” Strife grumbles, wincing at the bitter undertone that shines through just a little too brightly for his liking. Clearing his throat, he gruffly adds, “That’s kind of the idea.”
They’re Horsemen now. Dreaded enforcers of the Charred Council… Hated. Despised.
“War?” Strife brusquely addresses the larger Horseman, gesturing towards you with a jerk of his head.
Throwing his brother a heated glare, War takes a begrudging, booming step in your direction, quaking the ground beneath your feet.
You’re nearly sent toppling ass over teakettle in your haste to back-peddle away from the armoured behemoth, launching your hands out in front of you and blurting, “Woah, woah, woah! Hang on a moment!”
You very nearly faint on the spot when, against all odds, the Horseman actually pauses midstride, a single, ivory brow quirking to peer at you expectantly. You’d have thought that nothing short of a tank could make someone his size hesitate.
Sliding his gaze smoothly between the two of you, Strife has the gall to tip his helm to one side and ask, “What’s the matter, Princess?”
‘Princess’ indeed. If he wasn’t the size of a skyscraper, you’d have half a mind to smack him with your bag. As it is, you doubt the satisfaction of striking him would be worth the painful death that’d surely follow such an insult.
“I’m… I’m not going anywhere with him.” You point accusingly at War instead, though you swiftly drop your finger after he gives it a look that suggests he’d like to cut it off.
“Oh, come on, he’s not as bad as he looks,” Strife prods encouragingly, “Is this about your arm?”
Incredulous, you gape up at the Horseman for a moment before pursing your lips with a shrug, as if to compose yourself. “No, actually, I just don’t particularly like his attitude- YES OF COURSE IT’S ABOUT MY FUCKING ARM!”
 “He healed it up afterwards!” Strife replies brightly, as though you’re both having a friendly debate about the weather. If anything, judging by the upward curve of his luminous eyes and his jocular tone of voice, you’d almost wager that he’s actually enjoying your little back and forth.
One of your eyelids twitches, and you have to take a moment to think of something coherent to say, but when you open your mouth, the only word that leaps out is an incredulous, “What!?”
“And besides,” Strife breezes over you as if you’d never spoken, “I’m sure he’s very sorry. Right, big man?”
Pressing your lips together dubiously, you follow Strife’s pointed gaze up to his brother, who leers back at you with his stony face set like a dark thundercloud, his chest quaking around a resonant rumble.
You can’t imagine this beast has ever apologised for anything in his life - if he’s even had the inclination to.
Trying to swallow past a lump of nerves, you glower mistrustfully at the handle of the broadsword jutting over War’s shoulder, and declare, “He can be as sorry as he likes, but he is not putting me on his shoulder!”
Pursing his lips, Strife blows out a whistle, lifting a hand to scratch idly at his jagged, ebony hair. “Well,” he shrugs, “You’re comin’ with us either way. So… You wanna step through the portal yourself, or what?”
“… Hard. Pass.”
“Oh…” His gaze darts to the ground before he flicks it up to you again, one eye squinted halfway shut. “You sure?”
“Am I sure I don’t want to be carried through a mystical worm hole by the same brute who nearly cut my arm off not five minutes ago?” you clarify, subconsciously cradling the aforementioned appendage in your opposite palm, “Yes. I’m sure.”
Something of a standoff ensues between you and Strife, the latter of whom squints down at you for several, perturbing seconds, his hand still clasping the back of his neck. Another few beats pass, measured by the steady ‘thump,’ ‘thump,’ ‘thump,’ of your heart pounding in your ears.
Sadly, the relative peace only lasts another second when Strife allows his hand flop back to his side, raising one, silver shoulder into a shrug and announcing, “All right, suit yourself!”
“Suit my-wah!?”
Without warning, the Horseman takes a sudden, lurching step towards you, and before you can back-peddle clumsily out of range, two enormous, metal hands launch out to catch you around the waist, fingers spread widely enough to envelop your heaving ribs.
Struck by a sense of déjà vu, you waste no time in bunching your hands into fists and slamming them furiously down on top of Strife’s gauntlets, succeeding at nothing beyond hurting the heels of your palms. All the same, you dig right down into the bottom of your own, personal well and manage to scoop out enough drops of courage to holler, “Don’t you dare!”  
With the same effort you’d use to lift a porcelain doll, Strife simply hoists you up into the air – still kicking and flailing – and slings you over his armoured shoulder. You land with a hard jolt of pain, followed by a yelp when something sharp jabs into your stomach.
“Should’a gone with War if you wanted a comfier ride.” The Horseman curls a cumbersome arm across the seat of your dress, pressing down the layered tulle and securing you in place much like his brother had not too long ago.
“You can’t do this!” you shout, “This is-! I mean, i-it’s kidnapping!”
Strife barks out a sharp laugh as he steps up beside his brother, and together, they peer down into the blue, swirling vortex that roars with dark and ancient energies, beckoning them in.
“Kidnapping?” he parrots, deliberately jostling you on his shoulder to get a squeak out of you, “Nah, nah, nah. If anything, this is a rescue. You don’t wanna know what Vulgrim’d do to your soul if we left you here.”
Half draped over the titan’s spine, you twist your neck to the side and meet the eerie merchant’s emerald gaze. Perturbingly, you can’t quite tell if he’s grinning at you, or if he’s displaying his thrawn fangs in threat.
You shudder, and that terrible, insincere smile stretches wider.
“Ironically, she may be in less danger here than she will be in whatever demon-infested pit he’s sending us to…” War points out.
“Eh, probably.” Raising a boot into the air, Strife takes one, long stride forwards into the portal, feeling the ground fall away below his feet as his matter begins slipping towards another plane of existence. Before he disappears entirely however, he twists his helm over a shoulder to catch your wild-eyed stare, throwing you a lopsided wink once he meets it.
“But comin’ with us is gonna be way more fun.”
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yourfavoritehorseman ¡ 1 year ago
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War: I understand that y/n likes guys who are, uh, pretty?
Strife: Are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?
Vulgrim: This is a gorgeous guy here.
War: My apologies, I didn't know.
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guardianoftheotherside ¡ 4 months ago
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Samael: Before we begin. Does anyone have something shiny for Vulgrim to play with?
Abbadon:*hand him glitter bomb*
Vulgrim:*very exited noises*
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dracurio ¡ 2 years ago
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Finally done with this drawing :D
Vulgrim from the Darksiders series. Done with coloured pencils and a bit of acrylic paint.
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mintcrows ¡ 2 years ago
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greetings from the third kingdom!
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darksiders 2 version
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