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FIMISHED ITT RAAAGHHH 🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️
#vroom vroom bitch#leo valdez fanart#leo valdez#percy jackson#pjo#rick riordan#books#illustration#heroes of olympus#percy series#percy jackon and the olympians#riordanverse
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707 pt.5.1
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your series on quinn had garnered an overwhelming response from the audience. both of you had earned heftily and toji gained a big fat "i told you so" from you. it was now New Year's Eve. the day was marked as a holiday, providing you a much-needed break from the work. you considered this day as an opportunity to unwind and focus on yourself. so, you decided to indulge in a self-care day.
despite a long night's rest, you found yourself waking up later than usual, the warmth of your cozy bed tempting you to stay curled under your comforter just a bit longer. you mindlessly scrolled on your phone.
following an unconventional breakfast (coffee and a cheesecake), you made your way to your comfortable couch, sinking into the soft cushions with a content sigh. you decided to read for a while.
like any girl, you had your divine stash of spicy dark romances. you flipped through the pages, devouring every word, playing it in your head imagining henry cavill everywhere. the best thing you could do to annotate was excitedly underline your favourite lines with a pen and decorate them with exclamation marks.
the way those stories fuelled your inner devil... a part of you wished fictional men were real. every particle in you wanted to be fucked by a god. you had no shame when it came to your kinks, but most of your partners took three steps back and made themselves unknown when they discovered them. so you kept them to yourself, sticking to your books and your mind.
you were highly invested in the plot of [insert favourite dark romance] when your phone buzzed.
'need a hand. come downstaris'
you wondered what toji was up to and kept your book down, marking the page you were on with a crumpled bill. still in night shorts, hair dishevelled in a bun, you put some boots on and took the lift downstairs. it was mildly breezy and you wished you'd put a jacket on. with clattering teeth, you stepped out into the foyer, looking around. you sauntered to the parking space allotted to 706.
you stopped dead in your tracks, looking in front of you, at the six foot two broad man who sat on a sexy, ink black bike, wearing an equally dark compression shirt and a helmet that sent pulses straight between your legs. it took you a moment to believe that it was toji.
"megs needs some things for school. i'd have bought them myself but apparently he says i have horrible taste in stationary. would you..." toji stared at you.
why were you standing with disney XD knees? why were your eyes focused on his torso? why were you practically drooling?
you couldn't see his face since it was hidden underneath a black visor. but toji had a sly smirk permanently plastered on his face.
"you alright there, princess?" he asked, leaning forward, placing his arms on the bike's airbox, his muscles tightening and bringing out the veins.
"you... ride a bike..."
toji chuckled. "i may be hustling for cash, sweetie, but i come from generational wealth. this baby here is just one of the perks."
you gulped and took a few steps near him. you didn't know what to focus on. his buff arms that could crack your skull in a millisecond, his torso (by that i mean fushititties), the sexy helmet that hid his handsome face from you or that fact that he had a bike.
"uh huh..." words failed to come out of your mouth.
"you can check me out all day, princess, but i gotta run errands. you in?"
mindlessly, you nodded. toji chortled and handed you a spare helmet, which you put on. he noticed that you were all but naked in your night clothes, so he loosened that jacket he'd tied around his waist and asked you to turn around. he put it on you, adoring how big it looked on you.
"penguin..." he muttered.
you still hadn't recovered from anything. you half expected to wake up from a dream. you managed to sit on the bike, scooting forward to adjust yourself.
"hold tight."
only when the bike roared did you come to your senses. the sudden momentum made you jolt forward and wrap your arms around his waist.
"are you okay?" toji asked, amused by how brainlessly you were behaving. upon hearing no response, he simply began driving. it was going to be a quick ride, but toji figured he might as well spend it with you. he was no stranger to riding sports bikes, but having you sitting behind him made him want to show off just a little.
aligning his body with the bike, toji swerved skilfully, leaning into each curve with a boldness and surety that seemed almost choreographed.
you on the other hand, had begun fantasising all sorts of things. the knowledge of toji being a biker did some things to you. the arms that circled around him slowly loosened as your hands started to feel his abs with a mind of their own.
toji knew all to well what you were going through. it was the standard response of any girl. he let out a soft laugh, loving the way your hands felt on him. he sped up slightly, darting through the streets. you reached the store quicker than you anticipated. toji turned the bike off, expecting you to get off, but no. you just sat there, glued to him.
he leaned back, turning his waist slightly, and placed his elbow on your knee.
"any plans to get off?" he asked.
"oh... you bet..." you blurted out earning a deep chuckle from the man.
with great reluctance, you hopped off the bike, feeling very small compared to the large man beside you. he took his helmet off and cradled it in his arms.
you still had yours on. he tapped on it, hoping to snap you back to senses. he had no clue what was going on with you, but he didn't mind.
the two of you strolled through the store, ticking each item of the school's list.
"he's six. he does not need a dissection kit, toji..."
"that's what this is?"
the next half an hour went by quickly and you were out of the store in no time.
"you had breakfast, princess?" he asked. okay, you weren't a big fan of nicknames, but the way they spilled out of his mouth so effortlessly, made you giddy.
"yep. you?"
"not yet. you mind if i grab something real quick?"
you shook your head. the two of you drove to a nearby KFC (sorry...). he parked the bike and went inside since the queue at the drive through was long. you sat on the bike, letting your thoughts run wild. oh, you wanted him. in some uncanny ways. just how ever were you going to convince him...
toji came outside holding a paper bag with food in it. he was genuinely concerned about your strange behaviour. maybe he'd ask you about it later. standing beside you, almost towering over you, he nonchalantly ran his gloved hand across you thigh, taking in the goosebumps that rose on your skin.
"you wanna drive?"
"what? fuck. no. we'd die."
"it ain't that hard."
"no thank you. i'm happy being your backpack."
"my what?"
"backpack? you know... passenger princess, but for bikes..."
"huh."
toji definitely felt too old for a moment. "you're fine being called after an object?"
"uh... yeah..." you didn't like how dry the conversation had become. you were half convinced. there was no way toji would hear your kinks out.
the ride back to your building was silent. not awkward, just silent. even the elevator ride upstairs was hollow. toji stepped into his apartment, you following him like a puppy. he placed the bags on the couch. he stood in his living room, checking his mail, one arm cradling the helmet, his hands sifting through the envelopes. he spotted you gawking at him through the corner of his eye.
"are you stoned?"
"huh? no."
"are you sick?"
"no, i'm not sick... i'll... be in my house then... thanks for the ride."
you fist bumped his shoulder and trotted away into your house. toji had a big question mark on his face. usually you'd run your mouth and leave no snarky comment off the table. so, seeing you acting like a wobbly stool made him wonder if something had happened.
the rest of the day went normally for both of you. you continued working on some songs and he cleaned his house for the first time in a while. by dinner time, toji ad gotten suspicious of your sudden lack of activity. he knocked on your door, once again, to find that it was unlocked.
"what's the point of this door..." he mumbled, stepping into your house.
you were in the kitchen, watching a youtube video on making some spaghetti.
"slipped my mind..." you said to him, eyes still fixated on your tiny phone.
toji observed you closely. ever since your little bike ride in the morning, you'd been acting weird.
"need help?"
you shook your head. why were you so quiet?
toji didn't want to leave you alone, so he just sat down on your couch, watching you cook (mostly mess up). he accidentally sat on the book you'd left there. with nothing else to do, he decided to flip through it.
let's just say he had to hold back a few gasps...
he looked at you, then looked at the book and then back at you.
is this what you read? you... liked this?
toji understood your quinn business, but to think that you actually enjoyed erotic stories outside of your hustle... now that was something. he decided to read a little, on the page you'd marked.
he covered his mouth with a curled fist as he read your book, hiding a devilish smirk. no wonder you went quiet. your poor mind must be picturing so many things seeing as the protagonist of your book too... was a biker. you innocent face did a great job at masking the inner demon. toji was at least six pages in when he realised how excruciatingly detailed everything was. he could only envision you reading the book, holding it with one hand while the other helped your nether region feel what you wanted the most.
but that wouldn't have been enough... you can't just imagine a rugged man having his way with you. you needed someone to actually do it to you. to manhandle you, put you in your place, and fuck you dumb. reading your book was like an insight into your mind. is this what you thought of all this time sitting behind him on the bike?
toji got up, still clutching the book in one hand and made his way to where you were. standing behind you, he rested his palm on the kitchen counter, trapping you between him and the marble surface, letting his body rub against your back.
he felt you inhale sharply. he let his mouth hover beside your ears as he read, "tell me, f/m/c, how bad do you want this?"
his voice made you shudder in place. you looked back at him, not expecting him to be that close.
"what..." you gaze fell to the book he was holding. in his large hands, the book seemed like a pocket bible. well... when it came to mind blowing sex, it was your bible.
"don't get all shy now. i know you like my fist around your throat." toji was only reading what the male protagonist was saying. he had plans for the rest. as he proceeded, he began imitating the actions described in the pages. he let his free hand caress your waist, moving up till it reached your breasts.
"i see you staring at my hands all the time. you like them that much?" he fondled one of them over your bra.
the grip you had on your spatula quivered and you dropped it. you had no words. you were too busy feeling his hands on you.
toji let his fingertips run down your stomach, loving the way you backed into him at the contact. it took no time for him to get hard.
"look at you... so sensitive." oh how glad he was to have spent all those nights recording with you. it gave him a power ready to abuse at any moment.
"i... the book... it's..." you panted.
"yours. no need to lie, sweetheart."
"it's just research... for qu-"
toji slipped his hand inside the flimsy shorts you were wearing the whole day.
"nuh uh. this one's all you."
he had truly mastered delicate touches, something which edged you to a point of absurdity.
"people read... so what." your defence was as weak as a twig.
"i'll stop then..." he was about to take his hands away, when you reflexively grabbed his arm, keeping it in place.
toji smirked.
"alright then... where was i..."
you let a sigh of relief. this was all you'd ever dreamed of. and you were getting it without asking for it. by none other than the menacing hunk of a man that toji was.
toji continued to read lines out loud, his actions dictating each reaction you gave. if he knew it was this easy to get you wet and begging, he'd have done it sooner. he slipped his fingers inside you, one after the other, at a painfully slow pace, dragging the whines out of you. he held back a laugh when you clench your thighs closer. it only motivated him to bully your cunt, speeding up and suddenly slowing down.
"that's a good girl..."
you let out a hearty chuckle, mixed with a long due moan as your head hangs low and forward, you hands gripping the kitchen counter. toji had become completely unpredictable with physical intimacy. you had to give him that. you enjoyed the thrill of it. but you were hardly a saint yourself. you wanted to push his buttons.
"copy cat... can't do a thing without help, can you?"
toji grunted in your ear, his hand squeezing you down there, almost pulling you back into him.
"watch your mouth, princess."
"offended already?" despite the whimpers that spilled out of you, you still had that bratty attitude toji desperately wanted to break. but he knew better than to play your game. he'd lose. so he chose his own route.
he pulled his hand out in an instant, relishing in your groan. before you could retort he snapped the book shut and shoved it between your legs.
"if it falls, you'll having it coming," toji whispered in your ears and left your house...
y/n be like
I love edging u guys... hehehe
#toji fushiguro x reader#toji#fushiguro#toji x y/n#dad toji#toji x reader#toji fushiguro#jjk smut#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#biker#biker boy#vroom vroom bitch
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If she won't let you run your hot wheels over her tits, ass and pussy mound, she ain't the one bro
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:walterwhite:
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SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHH OPERATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I may not speak russian but some things are universal
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KILL CARS
what the fuck man :(((
< cars 🚗 3
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he needs shot in the face
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sometimes, the only way someone can truly hit you, is with a fucking car and more people should respect that
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I figured it out, writing poetry first gives me access to my higher executive cognitive functions. It’s like putting a key into an ignition for me.
My mind evolved from dial-up to fiber and it needs to start acting like it
#vroom vroom bitch#see you again hopefully never#I can’t wait to move to LA#wokao piece of shit#i hope you have the most uncomfortable poop tomorrow#periodt
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Non-sexual intimacy is when she picks up a hot wheels for you while she's out grocery shopping
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#wild life#wild life spoilers#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#the life series#wild life fanart#congrats…….. hate him so much#made impulse’s snail invis I WILL GET HIM#honestly tho so deserved. very cool final sequence lol#VROOM VROOM#BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME#I dont have the sanity to draw arm hair rn but just know that i know hes a lil troll man#my art
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dexter fletcher goes go-karting in a piece promoting lock, stock and two smoking barrels (1998) - KARTRACING magazine, october 1998. 🏎️ 🚦more photos + article under the cut!
Dexter Fletcher and Nick Moran, stars of the new British film 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels', have raced karts indoors and they now fancied driving a racing kart outdoors. With some help from Deavinsons and their new PRD 2-stroke, KARTRACING was happy to oblige...
Club sound-system guru Darrin De-Grads contacted his friend Oli Wheeler (KARTRACING's track-tester) to see if he could arrange a 2-stroke PRD sample for his mates Nick and Dexter. The fact that they both wanted to experience the 2-stroke presented us with a fortuitous problem.
The inevitable spinning/stalling and push-starts that accompany the introduction to a traditional direct-drive machine present potential [?] for all concerned. Therefore, what we required was a user-friendly [2-stroke PRD,] one with a clutch. Since Deavinson's PRD is so equipped and [none of us] at KARTRACING have had a go in one, Oli and I arranged to meet Dexter and Nick at Rye House.
During the journey to Rye, Radio 1's film critic reviews, ironically, [covered] 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'. Alarm bells should have [rang] when the character described Godzilla, in his round-up, as an underrated film and 'well worth checking out.' For his review of 'Lock, Stock...', he obviously decided that this highly praised film was due for a [?] and felt that the film's style, plot and structure were derivative of Quentin Tarantino, dismissing the film as merely a 'British Reservoir Dogs', a misplaced and ironic observation considering that Tarantino himself is always keen to explain how Reservoir Dogs is a pot-pourri of various movies.
However, what interested me was the negative application of the word 'derivative.' Now, without wishing to get into some philosophical [discussion,] what the hell isn't 'derivative' these days, and especially within the [?] of go-karting.
Deavinson's PRD is another attempt at devising a 'budget' 2-stroke - goodness me, how 'derivative!' [...]
partial transcript of the article written by Nick Gordon
#vroom vroom fletcherpost friday!!!!#to all of the bestie slays who are both hbo war fans and f1 racing fans this one is for you.#bitches know they cant catch me / cute sexy and my rides sporty 😏#fletcherposting#dexter fletcher
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I lost one of those earrings and pukrd in multiple places shortly after this it was great tho
Charli ready
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look at the way i ride ~
#lyss.vent#been feeling very much on the edge lately#of what? i’m not really sure#a classic Meltdown ™ maybe#i have a therapist i talk to weekly now and that’s been a huge help fs#but it’s still like#my boat has a hole#too many to count actually#i’m constantly dumping out the water but it doesn’t matter yk?#i’m still sinking#there are so many things i should be thankful for#friends and family that care about me#i have hobbies that i enjoy#a good consistent job that pays well#i’m working 40 hrs a week and making enough to save monthly#this is what it means to be successful right ?#i should be happy…i have everything i need…#yet i feel rundown and empty#i’ve also realized that there are horrible ugly things that still live deep inside my bones#why do i blame myself for them when i was just there? when i was the victim?#i’m the only one who can save myself from it all so why can’t i?#what’s even worse is that i have to watch from the sidelines while life single-handedly fucks up my loved ones too#i’m so powerless in all aspects of my life#everything’s out of my control#and it hurts so much :(((#tbh old me would’ve given up by now but that dumb bitch isn’t in the driver’s seat anymore#she’s just along for the ride now but she won’t give me the aux#tho new me is stubborn and has something to prove so i’ll keep driving :3 vroom vroommm#i’ll play my own music soon#i love queue ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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