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[butter3drainbows]

while illuso and formaggio watch you struggle, prosciutto enters the kitchen and is secretly slightly amused by the scene. but unlike the two men on the couch, he's a gentleman. so he struts towards you and presses your hips to the counter with his own, just enough to let you feel his bulge, one of his hands is on your hip while another one reaches for the thing you've been trying to get. he towers over you as you blush and thank him quietly. his only response is a smirk and "of course".

ON A SLIGHTLY(MORE) NSFW ENDING!

You looked up at Prosciutto with shy adoring eyes knowing that the two were watching you both closely before standing on your tiptoes and pecking him on the cheeks. Prosciutto smiled smugly as you walked towards the fridge to get a carton of milk, smiling to yourself when you heard Illuso grunt as Formaggio probably jabbed him and whispered hotly, "That could've been me!"

[gn2ngbahaghari]

Yep, that's me with the dislocated spine ready to be glazed and sprinkled with the white stuff 😬

some spare size kink ma’am 👉👈

Risotto is prime size kink material. Even if you’re 6′1″, he’s still six inches taller. 

That hulking goth will lift you like an empty box of cardboard and hook your legs over his shoulders so that he can eat you out standing up, pressed up against the wall. 

When it’s his turn, his thick cock will send pins and needles (figuratively and possibly literally) down your throat as you desperately try to accommodate him. He’ll chuckle at how cute you look while struggling, but his length isn’t even half-way before it feels like you’re suffocating.  

The best part of being so much smaller than Risotto is his massive arms around you as he folds you into a veritable pretzel and seats you, slowly, onto his waiting member. He loves the way you squirm under him, the way you whimper his name as he stretches you beyond anything you thought your body was capable of. He loves being able to swallow your form with his own as he fills you to the brim. 

Tell me there isn’t a better Jojo man than him, I dare you.  

[butter3drainbows]

Will he be worth it? Yes, yes he will be 👀😳 💦

Hoho, so we're talking about tat Ris here👀 May I just dump my thoughts into the thirst pile and say that he probably watches his tattoo artist the whole time and would hold their gaze then smirk whenever they made the mistake of letting their eyes linger on his face or muscles for too long 😩🔥🌶️

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope he’s forgiving with how long it takes Bc my hands are gonna be shaking- like- shit man I’m about to break health department codes-

[butter3drainbows]

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Nickname: Zeth

Zodiac: ♏ lol If that doesn't explain my general state of Hur Knee Ness, Idk what else does 😂

Height: 152.4 (yes I am smol 😤)

Last Thing I googled: 5 ft to cm (lmao)

Songs stuck in my head: Song of the Goddess: The Eternal Path by Erutan

Number of Followers: Literally just checked my follower count again today and we're already past 250+ 😭✨ Thank you all so much for the follows!(might hold a little event in the future to celebrate. I'm super happy that yall enjoy my indulgement posts 💖)

Lucky Number: 15 it looks pretty UwU

Dream Job: A Doctor to the Barrios 💖

Wearing: Long sleeves and shorts

Favorite Song: The day you said goodnight by HALE (always come back to this song every year❤️)

Favorite Instrument: Piano (I don't play though haha)

Favorite Jobro: Caesar Zepelli💖😍✨

Trend I hate: Any hateful trend actually 😤 Life's too short to get into all that negative crap.

Aesthetic: Minimalist, Cool pastel colors and the occasional orange.

Favorite Author: I don't think I have one tbh

Favorite Animal Sound: Puppy growls 😭🥺💖

Random: I used to sing competitively when I was younger lmao

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Tag!

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Nickname: My mom calls me 猪子 or 猪婆 in Cantonese quite a lot 😂

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 175cm

Last thing I googled: Passion Scale Vallerand

Song(s) stuck in my head: Tinashe - Cash Race

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Lucky number: 5?

Dream job: Stipper & writer

Wearing: T-shirt & pyjama pants from a decade ago lol

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Favourite instrument: 古筝 AKA chinese plucked zither

Favourite jobro: Kakyoin Noriaki😭💚

Trend I hate: Quite a lot, but anything bigoted & insensitive & lgbtq-phobic & racist & antiquated in mindset/close-minded in general.

Aesthetic: I like and have a lot of different aesthetics, but the one I get told often is Icy HBIC + chill emo 🥴

Favourite author: I can’t choose between Charles Bukowski & Mary Shelley :(

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[butter3drainbows]

The chairs screeched from both of the men hurriedly coming your way to help you up but you jerked your shoulders away from Formaggio's hold irritably and shoot them a scowl at the first touch of his hand. Formaggio's throat tightened effectively cutting off the laugh that was about to burst out of him while Illuso pursed his lips immediately feeling guilty.

Boy were you pissed. The boys watched you grumpily taking out a bowl from the (conveniently) lower cupboards and placed them on the table with a resounding thud.

Formaggio and Illuso flinched with every loud sound that came from you angrily pushing and pulling stuff from the kitchen, the latter jostling the other on the ribs whispering "what do we do now??"

Formaggio's eyes lit up as he thought of an idea before pulling the taller man to the other side of the kitchen.

You silently ate your cereal, your earlier irritation dying down now that you have food in your stomach. You planned on finishing your cereal quick and leaving the kitchen without a word to show them how pissed you are but it seemed a little childish now that you've finally calmed down. The smell of butter and jam hit your senses prompting you to curiously look to the side to see Formaggio and Illuso flipping some pancakes. You chewed slowly savoring the sweet smell before going back to focusing on your almost empty bowl when they sat themselves beside you.

A plate was slid beside your bowl and you had to keep in the huge grin on yiur face when you see the fat stack of fluffy pancakes decorated with berries and the text "We're Sorry :( <3" written in chocolate syrup and berry jam on top. You pouted and finally looked up at the two, finally breaking into a small smile when you saw Formaggio forming a heart shape in front of his face while Illuso drew one in the air beside him while sporting apologetic smiles.

"Dorks." you muttered lightheartedly as you slid the plate of pancakes in front of you. "Get yourselves a fork and come help me with this. I'm not finishing this all by myself."

BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Illuso silently watching you from the table as you struggle to get something from the cupboards. The corners of his lips will slowly rise the longer you amuse him with your futile attempts to jump high enough to reach for the item you needed. Formaggio would come in the kitchen ready to help you but Illuso will raise his hand stopping him and gesturing for him to leave you be before patting the open seat beside him so Formaggio can enjoy the show with him.

[butter3drainbows]

A-are y-y-you su-suggesting ProMelonekissymoment?!? 😳*mind shortcircuits*😳 Lmao what if you actually catch them though and that just prompts you stay even farther away from him 😂😂😂

@abri-chan In line with our convo…

Pros: You used to be so good at this. Why are you coming to me for help?

Melone: This time is different. I’m throwing everything at her. Nothing’s working!

Pros: What are you even doing to get her attention?

Melone: *looks him dead in the eye* My best, Prosciutto. I’m doing my best 😭

[butter3drainbows]

HAHA YES!! Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if all of them ghosted lmao It's nice to imagine that some of them might stay though hihi I would love to hear about Formi's hangover shenanigans 😂

BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

La Squadra bois the morning after a failed one night stand because you managed to vomit all over the bed before you got to do the diddly doo 😫🤪🤢🤢 Would they stay in your apartment to take care of you? Would they let you stay in theirs? Would they make you breakfast? Wash your clothes? Have awkward morning conversations? 💘😳😅😂😂

[butter3drainbows]

LMAO HERE IT IS. Ghiacco to Melone in a nutshell 😂

On the off chance that Melone would ever get an apprentice Proscuitto-Pesci style, I think his weird mannerisms would start to rub off on his apprentice, ensuing absolute chaos. The first time they say “di molto” unironically, Ghiacchio nearly sets Melone’s room on fire. Once, they decided to squeeze Pesci’s ass, and Prosciutto made them live in the retirement home for a week. And lord save the apprentice and Melone if the apprentice ever calls Risotto “Emo daddy” while doing the ahegao face.

OHHH one Melone is hard enough to handle within the squad what more if you add another member with exactly the same tendencies as him 😂😂😂 Prosciutto will be running the risk of an aneurysm at this point with him constantly telling them off for their ridiculous antics while also berating Pesci for not fighting back. Ghiaccio avoids them like the plague. He can't handle the shit they pull on a daily basis! If it weren't for the code he follows, he would have had them frozen together and dumped in the Mediterranean a long time ago. Risotto is at his wit's end and admittedly shares Ghiaccio's frustration of just wanting to off the new member from time to time. They're even worse than Melone and that's saying something. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about the inconvenience of having them under his command because the boss himself had them assigned in the squad and loathe he was to admit, they were actually a very competent soldier. He only hopes they won't get any worse with Melone being assigned as their official gaurdian and partner. God knows what he'll do if he catches them in his room again bent in a very compromising position.

[butter3drainbows]

Huhuhu they'll be absolute meanies for sure and won't help you at all! 😭

Realizing that Formaggio will not be helping you now that he's invested in watching you suffer, you stomped towards them meaning to get a chair but as you were about to grab the one beside Formaggio you were surprised to see it shrink down into the size of a children's stool. Illuso snickered at your reddening face as you stomped your feet telling them to stop bullying you. You grumpily went back to the cupboards, adamant to to get the box of cereal that is now precariously placed at the top of the shelf from your meek attempts to nudge it towards the edge. You heaved yourself on the counters feeling your skirt/shorts riding up the back of your thighs as you raised your legs from the ground. You heard Formaggio let out a low whistle as you bent and pulled yourself up the counter, admiring the teasing view of your underwear just barely showing from the edge of your skirt/shorts. Illuso shifted beside him and he held out an arm with a cheeky taunt to stop his advance, shaking his head no with a grin when Illuso looked at him with a heated expression.

"Careful now, princess. We wouldn't want that pretty face kiss the floor now do we?"

BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Illuso silently watching you from the table as you struggle to get something from the cupboards. The corners of his lips will slowly rise the longer you amuse him with your futile attempts to jump high enough to reach for the item you needed. Formaggio would come in the kitchen ready to help you but Illuso will raise his hand stopping him and gesturing for him to leave you be before patting the open seat beside him so Formaggio can enjoy the show with him.

[butter3drainbows]

😆😆😆KYAHHHH! POLYYYYY YES!!! Melone would instaregret his decision if Prosciutto kisses you though maybe even stop you 🤔 It all boils down if this Prosciutto sticks to the Bro code because if he does stick to 'em then he will politely explain to you that kissing him was just him doing his duty as a wingman. Kissing you would be a direct violation of the dating clause and that's a big no-no. "Bros before hoes, lady."

Ah, this Prosciutto probably doesn't drink his woman juice too🤔

@abri-chan In line with our convo…

Pros: You used to be so good at this. Why are you coming to me for help?

Melone: This time is different. I’m throwing everything at her. Nothing’s working!

Pros: What are you even doing to get her attention?

Melone: *looks him dead in the eye* My best, Prosciutto. I’m doing my best 😭