#voldy and his death munchers

[puer-heros-est]

Voldemort (to his Death Eaters): If I die my funeral will be the party of the century and you're all invited

Lucius: ... If?

Snape: Great, the first party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

[harmonyandco]

So another random thought... what if Hermione is kidnapped and Harry and Co are coming up with a plan to save her only for Ole Voldy and his merry death munchers to throw her through the floo with a white flag saying they surrender. When Harry and Co ask her what happened she shrugs and says " They didn't have any sugar for my tea. Seriously who doesn't have any sugar for tea?"

@lmoefaauo-blog

[ao3feed-snape]

101 ways to kill Harry Potter: a guide

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by lightning_gal

101 ways voldie and his death munchers could've killed golden boi harry potter if they weren't so incompetent.

Words: 482, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Hogwarts Students, Hogwarts Staff, Death Eater Characters, Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s)

Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Dark Crack, Dark Comedy, Fluff and Crack, Blood and Violence, Blood and Gore, The Dark Arts (Harry Potter), Body Horror, Character Death

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