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i dunno about you guys but I think Harry could just abuse the invisibility cloak and KO Voldy with a well-placed punch. maybe a knee to the family jewels. if He-Who-Has-Lost-His-Nose still has one. ooh, maybe an encore of the troll incident? slugs too, force the Hairless One to use non-verbal spells. but the slugs keep distracting him. oh! bit sensitive to some, but maybe he could grope bellatrix and pin it on lucius. god knows home alone 2 used it well with lil kevin. (don't do that irl kids, mum won't be very happy.) that might cause some wonderful infighting with the death munchers. hmm...
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Voldemort (to his Death Eaters): If I die my funeral will be the party of the century and you're all invited
Lucius: ... If?
Snape: Great, the first party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die
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So another random thought... what if Hermione is kidnapped and Harry and Co are coming up with a plan to save her only for Ole Voldy and his merry death munchers to throw her through the floo with a white flag saying they surrender. When Harry and Co ask her what happened she shrugs and says " They didn't have any sugar for my tea. Seriously who doesn't have any sugar for tea?"
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101 ways to kill Harry Potter: a guide
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by lightning_gal
101 ways voldie and his death munchers could've killed golden boi harry potter if they weren't so incompetent.
Words: 482, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Hogwarts Students, Hogwarts Staff, Death Eater Characters, Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s)
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Dark Crack, Dark Comedy, Fluff and Crack, Blood and Violence, Blood and Gore, The Dark Arts (Harry Potter), Body Horror, Character Death
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