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We should talk more about what a dick move it is to name horror movie villains regular-ass people names.
Michael Meyers? Dick move. How many thousands of Mr. Michael Meyers are out there every day meeting people going "Ope! Haha Michael Meyers! Oh just don't kill me! Haha." Shut up. Meyers et al should kill you, and John Carpenter for causing this.
You know who did this right? Thomas Harris. Named his villain just the right inconceivable combination of sounds. I don't think there are any fucking Hannibal Lecters out there uncomfortably laughing off cannibal jokes in a job interview. And if there are, then I think they've got bigger problems coming from parents willing to name a squishy little baby Hannibal Fucking Lecter.
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// agere diluc stimboard with dogs and cats for @volatilisdeviant
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#mod harebell<3#now we’re boppin ; request complete#stimboard#stim#pink#red#volatilisdeviant#genshin impact#diluc ragnvindr#agere#dogs#cats
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stronger and faster every time someone says 11? do I sense a foul legacy transformation? in that case- 11 😳 /lh
YOU FOOL
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hi! this is noctis from final fantasy xv, looking for anyone, especially my chocobros. in my canon me and prompto were dating, and ignis and gladio were dating (and older than me and prompto than in canon- probably like 8 years older than us??) i dont have lots of memories but would love to talk to sourcemates. i'm a minor (16), and i don't mind non-minors, but don't wanna make anyone uncomfy if they don't know! dm me or interact with this post :)
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#canon calls#volatilisdeviant#final fantasy kin#final fantasy xv kin#ffxv kin#ff15 kin#noctis kin#noctis lucis caelum kin#🍀
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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet
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hello! this is noctis lucis caelum from final fantasy XV, looking for everyone. I have more than one canon; one where me and prompto dated, and gladio and ignis dated, and the other in which the four of us were together romantically. DM me or interact with this please!!!
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hihi! may i have a moodboard for the name Marius to help my gay ass decide whether or not i wanna name myself that? thanks in advance~!
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I LOVE twosentencehorror
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hey there, i'm Zachary, i'm a noncanon character from Welcome to Night Vale. I was a scientist who worked with Carlos, and me, carlos, and cecil eventually started dating. if this sounds familiar, please check out my latest post, it has info on where to contact me since I'm not able to use tumblr very often.
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uh... heya. I probably shouldnt be looking but, this is yoonbum from killing stalking. i'm looking for my sangwoo. I just recently kinfirmed and i dont have many memories (i havent even finished reading my source) but my canon followed source pretty closely from what i can tell but i think it ended differently. DM me here or on discord at jellybean#1243
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hi!!!! this is kaido shun! from Disastrous Life of Saiki K. and im looking for everyone especially my boyfriend kusuo!!! HMU or interact but preferably send me a message! :D
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i feel like this blog is just going to devolve into you receiving complements and handing out complements until its just a wholesome cycle of love and i'm SO here for it.you are so good and kind and you deserve all the love you get and the way you respond to love makes me so happy!you may be becoming my favorite blog because of this and also because of the way you draw the soft lawyers -anon the soft (i tried to send a similar ask a second ago but im p sure tumblr ate it. so u mite get 2 asks-)
o h,,,,, my, goodness,,,,,,
ANON THE SOFTTT HNGHHHHHHHHMMMM (THOUGH I SUPPOSE YOU ARE ANON NO MORE :, ))))
how DARE YOU
i was scheduled to go to the optometrist’s today BUT THESE WORDS ALONE HAVE HEALED MY EYES TO PERFECT CONDITION
WHAT WILL I TELL MY OPTOMETRIST ?????? oh mY G OD
that is,,,???? so so so very sweet of you to say you dear sweet volatilisdeviant :, )))
wowiE my brain is blanking right now you have reduced me to a primitive pile of soft mush apparently “sweet” is the best descriptor i have right now
i certainly don’t know if i deserve such high praise!! it takes bravery and a considerable amount of thoughtful kindness to actively spread kindness through sending in your commentary, it is YOU people who deserve all the love i can throw at you!!! you beautiful humans have decided that you wanted to provide happiness to me in your words??? and that is?? incredibly moving????? it is ALWAYS my pleasure to know that even my thanks can provide you joy : ))
your favorite blog???? oh my Ggod ur making me blush sir thank you?? it is an honor???? goddamn i guess i will melt and die into moosh today wow i e
i can’t believe you sent in two asks to make sure you let me know GOD that is so sweet i am dead i am dying i am deceased
thank you, thank you thank you your words really mean so much to me and i think, i am going to go pass out now from so much love oh bo y
#ask#anon the soft!!!!#part 3#holy shit theres a part 3#i finally know ur name and can yell it from the moutaintops as promised#your name in my brain is#volatilisdeviant the ultramegasoft
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>Sorey Gif Icons! >Made for @volatilisdeviant! >282 X 282 >Free to use with credit!
-Mod Robin
#tales of zestiria#toz sorey#tales of zestiria sorey#ToZ#sorey (toz)#Icons#Gif Icons#Kin Icons#(Idk how to tag these lol)#👏mod robin#👏Request Complete!
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hihi! could I have a stimboard for a diluc from genshin impact who age regresses,,, uhh I really like cats and dogs so maybe some of them iff that's ok.
hiya!
yes u can!! it’s posted here :3c
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spamton gender envy,,, I'm glad I'm not the only one I just wasn't brave enough to admit it
THANK YOU LEVI FOR AGREEING 💀💀💀
#caps tw#LISTEN I CANT EXPLAIN IT#SMTH ABOUT HIM HAS GENDER#NOT EVEN JUST THE NEO FORM I MEAN IN GENERAL TOO#toasty ask#volatilisdeviant
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Hello, this is Javert from Les Miserables (musical verse; may include book elements but i have yet to read it). Looking for nearly anyone, but especially Valjean, who found me and saved my life in what would have been my final moments. We ended up getting together. I don't remember much aside from that. I'm 16 if it matters. (you may notice that my chosen name is Marius; this is unrelated to Marius Pontmercy, don't be concerned that i'm a double if you kin him) DM or interact, please.
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