#vodkamelon

[ghostradiodylan]

Happy Teens Acquitted Day my beloved Hacketteers! Get your vodkamelons ready, dust off your beerdar, and raise a pint of Savini’s to our favorite meddling kids! Laura, Ryan (determinant), and Kaitlyn (determinant) have been free for two years today, assuming you kept them alive and found enough evidence to save their asses.

But maybe keep the party inside the lodge tonight because it’s a full beaver moon (heh) and who knows what’s out there. Probably nothing, but could be bears.

Contribute to your local bail funds and fuck the police (but not like that you sickos)!

☮️ & ❤️

[PS I’m furiously rewriting and editing today and hoping to finally post a new chapter tonight when I get done fighting with Travis Hackett’s police interview!]

[dirt-goth]

Camping is truly a lawless land. I was doing bottle shots at breakfast and then dumped the rest of my vodka into a watermelon that I have now diced up and am drinking/eating

[pesaretti]

#vodkamelon #lacima (presso La Cima)

[cnchrstrll]

#vodkamelon #HappyFourth #murca

[aaronesque]

Vodkamelon

[facultyloungecosplay]

Watermelon or vodka? (vodkamelonozqrowcoughcough)

Qrow: Vodkamelon naturally. Keeps you hydrated through the fun ^_~

Ozpin: Stop violating my watermelons.

Qrow: I’ll do whatever I want to your melons.

[sarcasm-zerobase]

Watermelon is pretty good, I prefer vodkamelon though

[dondraperpoetrysexman]

Poetry Recap: “The Better Half”

DON DRAPER POETRY SEX MAN Season 6, Episode Nine

I'm not gonna lie: Don Draper has been at a barbecue, eating hotdogs and pretending to perform cunnilingus on slices of vodkamelon The mosquitoes are sucking my blood but it is NOT affecting my ability to either A) become aroused or B) compose poetry

OK now let's get down to business Theme of this episode is: Abe gets stabbed I have waited a LONG time for that to be the theme I put a card in Matthew Weiner's suggestion box like 6 months ago that said simply STAB. ABE

I want to tell you something about Don Draper's sexuality Camping makes him ABSOLUTELY WILD All the hobo blood goes down into his pants and he can't control it The pull of a lake affects his bathing suit area STRONGLY Regular men pitch tents in their pants but Don Draper builds a log cabin

Oh for goodness sake is this the new Bobby I got? Is he supposed to be better than the old ones? If so, tell him to stop singing those Christian songs When Don Draper SINGS he sings about the flames of hell licking sensuously all over his balls

Speaking of sex tips I read in Cosmo, for the last few months I have been mentally urging my wife to LEZ OUT IN TIME FOR 1969 As she sleeps I lean over her and whisper "Your boobs are twins and one of them is good and the other one is evil and BOTH of them want to be lesbians"

If she doesn't know how to be a lesbian I can totally teach her what to do I'm PRETTY sure it has something to do with sports I saw a movie once where two lesbians absolutely golfed themselves into each other's holes

Enough about lesbians for a minute though because right now I've simply got to have sex with my old wife while the Viagra of the countryside is still coursing through my blood

Here is the thing about fucking a lady you used to be married to Her clitoris is still in the same place This saves an enormous amount of time and foraging SOMETIMES her boobs move but you can generally stop at a gas station and ask for directions to them

"Just because you fuck a mountain doesn't mean you love it," she tells me I fucked a mountain once and when I was finished it was Mount Rushmore and all the presidents had orgasmic faces

Say what you will about Betty but there is this: she is the only woman I sleep with who doesn't deliver her after-sex lines like a fortune cookie with "special wisdom for Don" inside it

"Loving you is the worst way to get to you," she whispers. Correct. The BEST way to get to me is to put drugs up my butt somehow Sorry Ever since last week I can't stop thinking about it

Peggy is officially the biggest killer in this office now EVEN THOUGH I have killed like ten people metaphorically including Dick Whitman Apparently it doesn't "count" unless you physically stab your own boyfriend with a harpoon because you're scared of the whale of gentrification

When I put STAB. ABE into the Suggestion Box I never dreamed that Abe would get stabbed TWICE IN THE SAME STABBITY EPISODE I love how many injuries people get on this show For the final injury I want me and Pete Campbell to get rabies and bite each other to death Series finale? Think about it, Matthew Weiner

WHY ISN'T ANYONE LETTING ROGER HANG OUT WITH HIS BABY SON He would be so good for him He would teach him to play Grey Grey Duck Goose which is a game that midcentury men and their children can BOTH enjoy I can't get behind the name Kevin but do you know that Kevin was actually a VERY modern name in the past Calling your son Kevin in 1968 is like calling your son "Gogurt Tha Squirtbody" in 2013

(Spoiler: I father a child at the age of 100 and name him Gogurt Tha Squirtbody)

All the teenagers of the world are in revolt because the year is about to be 1969 which is the year when teenagers and the world get in an uncomfortable position and go down on each other and pretend to be having about 1000 orgasms

It SEEMS very sexy at the time but here is the secret: nobody comes The world can't come unless it thinks about me, Don Draper, being lowered at last into one of its holes

[nutmeg-heath946]

Just like fire... #sparks #fire #burn #burning #barbecue #friends #time #cooking #hut #forest #liptov #nature #mountains #music #chillin #inthewoods #areweoutofthewoodsyet #drinks #games #vodkamelon #bears #allround #maybesnakestoo #notscaredatall (at Opalisko)

[joellebcs]

Two Vodka Melon coming right up! #inspired #tipsybartender #partyalldayallnight #vodka #vodkamelon (at Sri Hartamas)

[foundatseaa]

[alessandroalf95-blog]

#vodkamelon #firstime #eugenio #sempreinsieme #casadeugenio #ceprendebene #menomalechecestannogliamici #tivogliobenefratellino #huaa

[angieurbina]

Remembering Lapland and my lovely Panimo 2 ♥ #vodkamelon #myanaconda #somuchlove (at Sivans)

[nathalieverjauw-blog-blog]

WHAT A NIGHT!!! #amazing #crazy #vodkamelon #antwerpenzingt #marmite #notPlanned #unexpectedParty #itwas7AM #GotToKnowSoManyNewPeople #cupieess #churchtwerking 💪🙈 (bij Marmite)

[reignfireonvg]

Watermelon #vodkamelon

[annabellamilano]