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drysauce · 2 years ago
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im still thinking about how today during the labs for building materials classes the prof told us not to open the window because he doesn't want anyone to fall out of it
and like ok but we were on the ground floor
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stylinsonlibrary · 7 years ago
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Hello, sweetheart(s). Could you please list some enemies to lovers aus that are sort of underrated? Just, generally undiscovered. Thank yiu very much
UNDERRATED ENEMIES TO LOVERS FIC REC
(Enemies to lovers fics that have under 10k hits!)
I’ll Be There (5k)
Louis is less than thrilled to find out his roommate has coerced his nemesis to check on him whilst he’s sick in bed. However, Harry seems to take great pleasure in taking care of Louis. Maybe this green smoothie drinking, hot yoga instructing, hair in a bun wearing, pretentious art history studying wanker isn’t so bad after all.
On Monday, Louis thinks Harry’s a twat. By Friday, he’s thinking of reasons for him to stay.
Let’s Go Get Away (6k)
When Louis had moved to the island a year ago, he only wanted two things: to serve good food to good people, and to live on the beach.
Was that too much to ask for?
Apparently the universe thought so, because Louis had only gotten three months of blissful, uninterrupted beach living before Harry Styles moved in to the empty shop next door. Louis was hoping whoever took over the space might be a tour guide, or even another restaurant (with non-competing menu options, of course), but no �� he had gotten Harry Styles. The guy who wore Hawaiian dad-shirts unironically. The guy who spent his time making soap by hand out of goat’s milk.
Or, a fluffy AU in which Louis owns a restaurant that’s next door to Harry’s shop, and Louis is completely unaware how smitten he really is.
Vanity and Pride (9k)
“And you have more important faces to remember than the one who helps you get all pretty for the people you actually care about impressing, yeah I get it.” Louis says, raising an eyebrow and shaking his head. Unbelievable.
“No, it’s just-” Harry tries to explain.
“Look, it’s fine. You’re definitely not the first conceited model to inadvertently snub me, don’t you worry.” Louis tells him, and a part of him wants to go full-on Made in Chelsea and throw what’s left of his vodka tonic in Harry’s stupid pretty face.
One Taste And He Want It (9k)
Stan: Yeah, dude. Listen to Steve and Oli, as much as I hate to say it.
Perrie: Well I’m supportive. If you two actually got together, it would be super cute. Perrie: Jesy says she stans you and supports your marriage
Stan: Shut up, Perrie. He doesn’t need more fuel for this. Stan: For real, Louis, I don’t think it’s a good idea.
Louis: Too late. I’m captain, which means my vote counts more than yours, and my mind’s already made up. I’m gonna woo him and learn about his team and we’re gonna kick their asses.
Or the one where Harry and Louis are the captains of the two Frisbee Battles teams in the finals, and Louis has to find a way for his team to win. Seduction is, naturally, the only option.
Same White Shirt (10k)
“Oh my God. What are you holding?”
Harry was startled to hear an English voice coming from behind him that he didn’t know. He’d thought he knew all the English employees around here. When he turned around there was a man with the most stunning eyes and incredible cheekbones known to man in the doorway looking with absolute distaste at the suit Harry had just been thinking of so fondly.
“It’s my suit for the show,” Harry said firmly. This guy was obviously an assistant if the badge and plate of fruit he was holding were anything to go by, but as he began walking to where the table was in the room, Harry noticed he was walking with a slight limp. Oh shit.
Or the one where Harry’s on the Late Late Show for a week and several misunderstandings with a certain mouthy assistant James recently hired make things that much more interesting.
feel my heart beating (12k)
���90s AU where Louis’ addicted to matchmaking and Harry’s just playing along.
Rush Hour (14k)
“You know,” Harry says,leaning against the wall of the tube. “I could do a photoshoot of you and your calculator. I’d give you a generous discount.”
They stop at Oxford Circus and Louis scoots closer to Harry in order to make room for those exiting. “Well there’s an idea I’ve never thought of before.”
“I’d be very tasteful,” Harry nods his head. “It could be a nude shoot! Nothing but your calculator to cover your, um, your Piccadilly.”
“Oh my God!” Louis exclaims, laughter coming out in between words. “You did not just call my dick "my Piccadilly.”
or the one where Louis is an accountant in the City who hates his job and Harry is a photographer with bad jokes. They have the same commute on the tube.
Cuffed (15k)
What would you do if you were handcuffed to your enemy for 48 hours?
You’re So Square (Baby I Don’t Care) (15k)
“So does it say who my new co-counsellor is?”
“Yeah, it does.” Zayn doesn’t even try to hide his smirk and Louis just knows.
He sucks in a breath. “It’s that bloody Styles kid, isn’t it?”
Zayn starts cackling, and Louis takes a moment to rethink every life decision he’s ever made, figure out where he went wrong and why karma hates him so much.
“I’m stuck with Britain’s Biggest Boy Scout for the rest of the summer, aren’t I?”
Or a summer camp au where Louis tries to sort out whether he wants to murder or snog his perky co-counsellor.
You’ve got me running from the daylight (15k)
If there was one thing that Louis had never, ever wanted in his whole vampire life, it was having to protect a bratty newborn from five fucking vampire clans. Too bad he got stuck with the assignment anyway.
Or the one where Harry and Louis are both vampires and acting like assholes towards each other until at some point they can’t anymore.
The Man I Love (15k)
It’s the Roaring Twenties, a time of blissful prosperity, overflowing champagne flutes, adrenaline-filled dancing, and the rise of the Jazz Age—and Louis Tomlinson absolutely abhors it all. A stickler for modest classics, jazz is the bane of Louis’ existence.
Coincidentally, Harry Styles is the bass player for an underground jazz band.
Or The 1920s AU where Louis is a hardworking, no nonsense paralegal, Harry is in love with the greatest city on earth, Zayn is the enigmatic leader of the band, Niall’s just there to make sure everyone’s having a good time, and Liam is the barber who started it all.
hope your heart is strong enough (19k)
Doctors AU. Louis and Harry were taught in medical school that you will not be able to save everyone but that’s just life, it happens. That doesn’t mean they’re not going to try.
Can’t Start A Fire Without A Spark (22k)
Louis Tomlinson is the pop sensation with his first new single out since taking a personal hiatus from the spotlight. Harry is a paparazzi hired to photograph him during promo. Louis hates paparazzi with a passion, but there’s just something about the pretty young pap with wide green eyes and chocolate curls that Louis can’t shake from his head.
Dust to Dust (23k)
“There’s no way it’s true.” Harry shrugged, letting out a small laugh. “Louis can’t be… dead.”
Dead. The force of the word hit Harry like a ton of bricks. There were actually rumours that his Louis was dead. His heart rate picked up. It wasn’t true. No way.Harry, an active participant in the One Direction Tumblr fandom, comes across a rumour that Louis died and has been replaced with a lookalike.
On The Open Road (24k)
Harry and Louis grew up together, they shared childhood and teenage memories, but they never really got along.
What happens when they reunite after four years of not seeing each other, and they find out that the person they hated so much is not the same person anymore?
Or a short roadtrip!au in which Harry and Louis have to travel together across the US, deal with the past and of course, share a bed.
Gold Running Through My Veins (24k)
Harry can’t help himself when he leers. No one ever said you had to be unaffected by your own teammate’s body. Louis has a great one. He’s compact with muscle, curves in places Harry could only dream to touch one day. They hate each other, on the surface. It’s always been this way. Some ribbing here, some eyebrow raises there. But Harry would be lying if he was forced to admit he’s never thought of Louis in a different way.
“Take a picture, Styles. It’ll last longer,” Louis says as he ambles past with Zayn. His board shorts brush Harry’s shoulder, water droplets cool to the touch.
“Fuck off,” Harry responds. He’s got his part to play.
Or, an Olympic gymnastics AU that finds sworn enemies Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson on the same Olympic team, battling it out for gold medals in Belgium while they fall, quite stubbornly, in love. Featuring a steamy striptease in an empty gym, Harry canoodling with a gymnast from another country, a bit of sight-seeing in gorgeous Belgium and some really delicious waffles.
As Good As It Gets (27k)
Louis’s arms fling out, almost hitting Harry in the face. “Of course you did! You constantly made me feel small, insignificant, Harry. It wasn’t until that last day that you really made me feel worthless though.”
“I had no idea…” He says in wonder. Did he really?
“You had no idea? Why is it so hard for me to believe that? You knew Harry, and you enjoyed it. Because when you made me feel small, you made yourself feel big. But I decided I wasn’t going to be around to prop you up anymore. And I’m not going to be around to do it now, so just, please, leave me alone.“
Or the enemies to lovers/roommates AU where Louis and Harry really don’t get along until they just kind of… do.
Sail into the Sun (31k)
Prince Louis Tomlinson is sick of the closet. Harry Styles is a con man with a hatred of rich people. Louis needed a way out, Harry needed a husband. It was a mutual agreement. Doesn’t mean they have to like each other.
How Far We’ve Come (32k)
“This is Harry Styles,” Chiron offers.
He’s beautiful. His eyes are a stunning green, the color of new foliage. The new kid’s limbs are long and lanky—he looks extremely uncomfortable and uncoordinated. Louis internally smirks to himself, guessing the kid probably won’t be too skilled with a sword, or a bow, or anything sharp, most likely. His hair falls to his shoulders in sets of loose, brown curls. The color is rich and luscious, resembling soil so much that it looks like flowers could sprout from his hairline at any moment. But Louis’ eyes are stuck on his soft looking lips, pink as flower petals and slightly parted as his eyes scan the horizon of the camp.
“Welcome to Camp Half-Blood, Harry.”
Before We Evaporate (37k)
Louis Tomlinson; executive chef and owner of his own five star restaurant, been voted one of the top chefs in London, and has won several awards for his work in the kitchen. He’s always dreamed of being on Chopped, but never believed it would actually happen. Until it does. Now that he’s officially made it onto the show, there’s one tall, curly haired distraction that might just ruin everything for him.
Or the kinda sorta enemies to lovers Chopped AU with far more smut than necessary.
Move On Back To Me (41k)
Louis Tomlinson had moved on, made a new life for himself in London as a successful solicitor, so why now did his past have to resurface after all this time. Despite the years that have gone by, a ridiculous growth spurt and an obnoxious man bun, he would still be able to recognise Harry Styles anywhere, even if it just so happened to be in his office’s kitchen making tea.
A lawyer AU, featuring reluctant case partners, hurt feelings, a footie team that can’t seem to catch a break and a misunderstanding, but ultimately a plan for love to win out, along with the help of some good friends.
Crying lightning (42k)
Louis doesn’t remember the accident, and when he wakes up he finds that he doesn’t remember any of the last ten years of his life either. All he knows is there’s some curly-haired bloke by his bed claiming to be the husband he shares a house, a dog, and a life with, two siblings he’s never met before waiting for him in the waiting room, and more niggling questions at the back of his head than anyone can physically answer.
This really isn’t how he planned to spend his Wednesday.
Here (In Your Arms) (42k)
College AU where Louis is the upperclassman frat boy with problems too deep for alcohol to drown out, and Harry is the stereotypical freshman with plans to figure out who he is.
OR Louis has a lot more issues than not letting anyone into his room, and Harry can’t help but help the needy.
You Took My Soul And Wiped it Clean (Our Love Was Made for Movie Screens) (48k)
His world began to grow back. He graduated with his three best mates, went off to uni, was majoring in education, managed to get decent grades. He was doing fine without Harry Styles in his life. One boy who he knew for five weeks five years ago was nothing. Harry Styles was nothing.
Except he wasn’t. Except that whenever something happened, Louis wanted to call up Harry and tell him. Except that whenever Louis ate a pastry, he told himself that it’d never be as good as the ones Harry could make. Except that coffee no longer tasted as good as it had when he’d been sitting across from a pretty boy with pretty curls and pretty lips and pretty green eyes. Except that in spite of everything, Harry Styles was still everything.
Louis was doing a pretty good job at pretending Harry Styles didn’t exist in the world - up until one of his housemates moves out, and he and his three best mates are in search of a fifth person to split the bills with and Harry Styles shows up on their doorstep.
Galileo (63k)
“Dangerous? Not haute?” Harry mused. “Why not haute?”
“‘Course you’re haute, babe,” Louis smiled. He reached out to fix a stray curl that had dropped down onto Harry’s forehead. Harry stared at him with a dimpled smile, and Louis reared his head back to laugh. Harry craned his head back in parallel with Louis’s, watching him. He couldn’t peel his eyes away. Louis Tomlinson laughing was the most beautiful thing in the world.
“You’re a whole other level of charming, you know that?” Louis said. Harry leaned forward to kiss Louis. They both closed their eyes, savoring the moment. It was a kiss that should have happened ages ago.
Louis was captain of the state championship high school soccer team. Harry was that gorgeous, scarf-wearing, long-limbed British kid in his art class. They weren’t supposed to be friends.
But somewhere along the line, Louis Tomlinson opened the locked mystery that was Harry Styles.
Tastes like Gold (73k)
AU. A lot of musicians dream about making it big and Harry is no exception. He has all the pieces to build a rocket ship to the music industry, but he’s missing the key. The songwriter. Ft. overbearing mangers, stunts, and a grumpy Louis Tomlinson.
you’re cold and I burn (77k)
Louis’ love for pretty colors and aesthetics, paired with his immense passion for painting beautiful flowers has stars in his eyes and thoughts of a successful career.
unfortunately, budding artists will struggle at first, so, cue the unwanted roommate. it only gets worse when the new addition is a sarcastic, flirty, and style-ignorant annoyance. all complete with a dingy leather jacket and a vast array of tattoos.
Bullet in the Dark (93k)
Louis hates college. But he hates Harry more. Well, sometimes hate can turn to love though… right?
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5atrincorrectquotes · 6 years ago
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Guillermina: You're working with my sworn enemy?!
Caro: I can't keep track of ALL your sworn enemies!
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Wanda: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded
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Sofia: What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Guillermina: That's a primary school, Sofia. Those are children.
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Wanda: i'm gonna park the car. can you guys get a table for us?
Cande&Caro: okay!
[minutes later]
Cande, running out of the restaurant with a table: START THE CAR!
Wanda: what th-
Caro, carrying 3 chairs while sprinting: WE EVEN TOOK THE CHAIRS IN CASE YOU WANT THEM
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Rocio: You should slow down on the vodka, you're having trouble walking straight.
Eushi: Yeah well I'm also having trouble BEING straight.
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Wanda: Not today, Satan.
Guillermina: You've been canceling our plans for weeks now. If it's something I said, please just tell me.
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Cande: We’re so in sync…
Caro: …we can even finish each other’s…
Cande: Banana.
Caro: ……god dammit, Cande.
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Sofia: do you like cats?
Malena: i love them
Sofia, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*
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Lucia: Do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Rocio: Generic excuse.
Lucia: Did you just say “generic excuse”?
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Guillermina: I have an idea.
Caro: No murder.
Guillermina: I no longer have an idea.
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Eushi: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Cami: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Sofia: You’re such a pussy.
Cami: Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat.
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Cami: Who’s in charge here?
Cande: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
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Rocio: You know, I blame Sofia for this. And Cande, I blame her too.
Cande: What did I do?
Rocio: I’m sure you did something.
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Lucia: [is sad]
Caro: [begins breakdancing gently] What’s wrong, babe?
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Sofia: There’s only one thing worse than dying…
Sofia: *tears off paper to reveal “Cami dying”*
Cami: *gasps* Me
Sofia: No
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Cande: You’re like an angel with no wings.
Caro: So like a person?
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Caro: Cande, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Lucia: Actually, I'm mad. I'm very mad.
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Wanda: Get me a vodka rocks.
Sofia: Wan, its breakfast.
Wanda: ...and a piece of toast.
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Sofia: The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math.
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Guillermina: I love the Sims because I love architecture, interior design and playing God.
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Eushi, after getting in a fight with her sister: I just thought they needed to listen to some common sense and reasonable discourse.
Rocio: Please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.
Eushi: Feet, actually. I’m more of a kicker.
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