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Caro to Guillermina: Your favourite book is Chamber of Secrets. Why can't you keep them?
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Miranda: Have you guys ever done something like this before?
Cande: Something dangerous? Or something idiotic?
Lucia: That's a yes to both.
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Caro: How long are we just gonna stand here and let her do that?
Wanda, pinching the bridge of her nose: Just... just give her a minute.
Guillermina: *still pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull*
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Sofia: Actually, none of your exes ever got over you.
Cami: Damn right they didn’t.
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Caro: Be careful.
Cande: Always am.
Caro: Respectfully disagree.
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Eushi: So are you a morning person or a night person?
Sofia: At this point I'm barely even a person.
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Caro: You’re late.
Guillermina: You’re gorgeous.
Caro: You’re forgiven.
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Eushi: so... what's it like being friends with Sofia?
Camila: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait.”
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Cande: *screams*
Guillermina, establishing dominance: *screams louder*
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Rocio: It’s hard being a mother sometimes, but I love my children and that’s all that matters–
Sofia: [in the background] Rocio! I tried to make maruchan in the coffee pot and I broke everything!
Rocio: [inhales]
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Carolipa: *lose Guillermina in a crowd*
Carolipa: finally
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Caro: [reading a fortune cookie] if you kill a killer, the number of killers on the world stays the same
Lucia: kill two
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Caro: you can control people by giving them cheese
Wanda: cheese is so good tho
Caro: we got one
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Caro: how high are you?
Lucia: i'm not high, you're just short
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Cami: i hope i get run over
Cande: aww come one, it's christmas! get in the spirit!
Cami: [sighs] i wanna get run over by a reindeer????
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Cande: Where are you going?
Cami: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
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Cande: Do you want my advice?
Sofia: No.
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Lucia: hey mr stark, do you have a bag i can borrow?
Eushi: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Lucia: literally all you had to do was say no
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Cande: don’t go to the living room
Caro: why
Cande: i saw a spider
Caro: did you kill it
Cande: i have two arms and it has eight it’s not fair
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Male: life's too short to worry! listen to your heart!
Caro: my heart says to overthrow the government while wearing pringles cans on my arms and chanting 'bohemian rhapsody' backwards so i'd rather not
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Sofia: don’t bring a gun to a knife fight.
Sofia: in fact, don’t bring anything to a knife fight. don’t go! everyone there has knives.
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Cami: dear santa, i've been good this year
Cami: most of the year
Cami: once in a while
Cami: nevermind, i'll buy my own presents
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Cami: what are you looking at?
Eushi, taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is: porn
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Cami: Cande why is your selfie stuck to the top of the christmas tree
Cande: because i am a star
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Eushi: christmas gets so much harder when you get older
Eushi: 'what do you want' i don't know? financial security? a stable job?
Sofia: a nap would be nice
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Wanda: i’m really into dark humor
Caro, turning off the light: hey, do you wanna hear a joke
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Sofia: hey, guys..
Sofía: what if sex toys were alive in toy story too?
Lucia: go to sleep Sofia, it’s 3 in the morni-
Cande: you’ve got a friend IN me..
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Guillermina: [gasps] hey!
Lucia: what?
Guillermina: i just haven’t said anything for a while.
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Rocio: Why are you doing this to me?
Sofia, strangling Rocio: Because you’re here, and I need to express my feelings.
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Guillermina: You're working with my sworn enemy?!
Caro: I can't keep track of ALL your sworn enemies!
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Wanda: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded
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Sofia: What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Guillermina: That's a primary school, Sofia. Those are children.
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Wanda: i'm gonna park the car. can you guys get a table for us?
Cande&Caro: okay!
[minutes later]
Cande, running out of the restaurant with a table: START THE CAR!
Wanda: what th-
Caro, carrying 3 chairs while sprinting: WE EVEN TOOK THE CHAIRS IN CASE YOU WANT THEM
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Rocio: You should slow down on the vodka, you're having trouble walking straight.
Eushi: Yeah well I'm also having trouble BEING straight.
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Wanda: Not today, Satan.
Guillermina: You've been canceling our plans for weeks now. If it's something I said, please just tell me.
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Cande: We’re so in sync…
Caro: …we can even finish each other’s…
Cande: Banana.
Caro: ……god dammit, Cande.
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Sofia: do you like cats?
Malena: i love them
Sofia, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*
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Lucia: Do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Rocio: Generic excuse.
Lucia: Did you just say “generic excuse”?
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Guillermina: I have an idea.
Caro: No murder.
Guillermina: I no longer have an idea.
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Eushi: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Cami: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Sofia: You’re such a pussy.
Cami: Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat.
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Cami: Who’s in charge here?
Cande: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
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Rocio: You know, I blame Sofia for this. And Cande, I blame her too.
Cande: What did I do?
Rocio: I’m sure you did something.
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Lucia: [is sad]
Caro: [begins breakdancing gently] What’s wrong, babe?
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Sofia: There’s only one thing worse than dying…
Sofia: *tears off paper to reveal “Cami dying”*
Cami: *gasps* Me
Sofia: No
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Cande: You’re like an angel with no wings.
Caro: So like a person?
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Caro: Cande, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Lucia: Actually, I'm mad. I'm very mad.
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Wanda: Get me a vodka rocks.
Sofia: Wan, its breakfast.
Wanda: ...and a piece of toast.
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Sofia: The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math.
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Guillermina: I love the Sims because I love architecture, interior design and playing God.
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Eushi, after getting in a fight with her sister: I just thought they needed to listen to some common sense and reasonable discourse.
Rocio: Please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.
Eushi: Feet, actually. I’m more of a kicker.
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If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
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*Before dinner*
Ailen: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics.
Sofia: got it
*Later*
Mary: so, what are your political beliefs?
[Sofia, caught off guard, dropping her fork in surprise]
Sofia: w-well i uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun.
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okay aunque sé que están acá por las incorrect quotes voy a hacer un pequeño pd diciendo que probablemente deje este blog inactivo, aunque es divertido hacerlas creo que ya casi se va a cerrar el ciclo (capaz no sea así igual, pero es una gran chance)
bye girl I luv u
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Ailen: You can't get into fights with everyone you have a problem with!
Eushi: I can try!
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Guillermina: Look, let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the count of three. One, two, three.
Lucia:
Guillermina: Well, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Guillermina: This was a mistake.
Caro: A mistake we’re going to laugh about someday.
Cande: But not today.
Caro: Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.
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Ailen: Candela, did you do something stupid?
Cande: I think we both know the answer to that.
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Wanda: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case by dressing cute and staying true to herself.
Sofia: Wanda, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
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Kidnappers: We have your daughter.
Ailen: I don't have a daughter?
Kidnappers: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwich?
Ailen: Sweet Satan, they have Caro.
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Rocío: Alright everyone, I have an announcement to make and only have a minute to do it in.
Eushi: Do you have somewhere to be?
Rocio: No, I was referring to your collective attention spans.
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Guillermina: Emotionally I’m doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.
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