#viva la bam prank wars

[ifyourgunnabedumbyougottabetough]

The fact they both say "take place at anytime" at the same time makes me laugh so hard.

[shutupandplayasong]

Love watching literally any piece of media from the Jackass-verse because someone's always guaranteed to show up. Like lol cool show I wonder who's gonna guest star in it. Oh, it's everyone?? Yipee!

[1800miserablethot]

“Good to see ya again” (as he nervously laughs with a voice crack and smashes Bam’s window)🤣 (that prank war episode was hilarious)

“I haven’t seen knoxville in a year and this is his hello” 😭

also just everyone coming to say hi to him without caring about the car being destroyed is sending me

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

Masterlist!! ☆

All warnings and full descriptions on the fics themselves!!

Bam Margera:

Can’t Stand Losing You

Being an up and coming model in LA is hard enough for Y/N without her best friend being obsessed with her.

(Dark themes, toxic relationships, borderline yandere)

Part 1 ♡ Part 2 ♡ Part 3 ♡

Maggot’s Kiss

Y/N skates alongside Bam on Tony’s skate tour, which would be fine if the two didn’t hate eachother’s guts. To make this worse, Bam just can’t seem to get his mind off of this skater girl, and she knows it.

(Enemies to lovers, fake dating)

Part 1 ♡ Part 2 ♡

Johnny Knoxville:

Manager!Y/N

Y/N is put in charge of keeping America’s hottest bunch of freaks in line. The only problem is that the leader of their little gang can’t keep his eyes off of her.

(Fluff, highly suggestive content)

Award Show ♡ Vegas ♡ Movie Premier ♡ Japan ♡ New Orleans ♡ Mexico ♡ Orlando

Ville Valo

Love You To Death

An often forgotten member of the CKY crew, Y/N becomes enchanted by one of Bam’s friends, Ville, who sweeps her off of her feet on a chance meeting. Conversely, Bam sees his affection for Y/N as a way to get closer to him.

(Angst, manipulation)

Part 1 ♡ Part 2

Jackass

Rules of the Harem

How do you keep Tv’s sexiest crew of lunatics under one roof and keep them from tearing the place appart? Rules. Well, lots of sex and rules.

(Friends to lovers, friends with benefits)

Where it All Began ♡ Rule 1 ♡ Rule 2 ♡ Rule 3

Bam Margera:

Bam getting sick after a stunt

Nursing Bam’s broken tailbone

Helping Bam with a prank war at Castle Bam

Y/N is caught between Bam and Ville

Y/N and Bam go to the Jackass Halloween party

Bam and Y/N make a “home movie” ;)

Getting everything ready for you and Bam’s wedding

Y/N tells Bam she’s pregnant HC’s

Bam X Bimbo!Reader

Bam X Stuntgirl

Cowboy!Au

Vampire!Au Pt. 2 (Preview)

Bam falling head over heels in love with Y/N

Bam nursing Y/N’s concussion

Incubus!Au

Size difference HC’s!

Bam X Motocross!Y/N

Possessive!Bam HC’s

Bam X Mean!Y/N HC’s

Bam X Crybaby!Y/N HC’s

Bam’s Catlike Tendencies HC’s

Johnny Knoxville:

While dating Bam, Y/N gets eyes for Johnny

Johnny comforts Y/N after a rough week

Johnny dating a girl from the country

Visiting Johnny in the hospital

Y/N and Johnny bring their new baby on set

Y/N goes back to Johnny’s childhood home with him for the holidays

Cowboy!Au

Johnny X Assistant!Y/N

Johnny X BuckleBunny!Y/N

Johnny and Ryan’s Sister are in a secret relationship

Sexy Halloween Photoshoot HC’s!

Steve-O:

Steve and Y/N are pining for each other on set (but neither notices the other)

Steve loves making Y/N blush!

Steve X PartyGirl!Reader

The Morning After with Steve-O

Steve X Bimbo!Y/N HC’s!

Steve x Masc!Y/N (Corruption Kink)

Ryan Dunn:

Ryan and Y/N secretly harbor feelings for each other

Flirting w/ Ryan HC’s!

Ryan and Y/N sneak off during a party

Ryan X Y/N X Bam GhostfaceDuo!Au

Chris Pontius:

Chris and Y/N’s casual relationship turns into something more

Chris x Steve’s Sister!Y/N

Brandon DiCamillo

Fake dating Dico to make Bam jealous

Ville Valo

(Because he’s tangentially related to Jackass)

Ville X Musician Y/N HC’s

Domestic HC’s

Age Gap HC’s

Ville X Rockstar!Y/N

Jackass:

The guys visit Y/N in the hospital after they get hurt skating

Y/N gets her car washed by the Jackass guys! ;)

Sharing pasta w the guys Lady and The Tramp style

Johnny’s daughter does stunts with the Jackass crew (and he’s not happy ab it)

Dating the Jackass guys HC’s!

Medic!Y/N Pt. 2

The Jackass guys taking care of Sick!Y/N

Jackass cast working in fast food HC’s

Hooter’s waitress Y/N HC’s

Viva La Bam:

Y/N spends Halloween with the Viva la Bam cast

CKY Halloween HC’s

Vampire Au

Maggot’s Kiss Pt 2

Manager Y/N Gumball Rally Fic

Cupid’s Chokehold Pt.2

Bam Size Kink Fic

Toxic!Bam HC’s

Johnny X Childhood!Friend Y/N

[ajmargera]

anniversary Johnny Knoxville x reader

Authors note: Hi guys, first fic here I know its not the best but I'm trying to improve. please tell me how I did though. thanks for your time enjoy - Aj

swearing, fluff

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It was in not way abnormal to be awoken by loud noises in the early hours of the morning at castle bam. However something was different about it.

It was loud outside and you heard multiple people talking and laughing. You rolled over in your pit of a bed to look at the old clock on the bed side table. it read '08:43' Fucking bastards you mutter out pulling the doves over your head in a pathetic attempt to drown out what noise you could.

Today of all days. Today was the day of johhny and yours 3 year anniversary, but could you see him? course not. Ever since this show started you and johnny have no time for each other. The day after the finale of season one of viva la bam the MTV producers were on set. After you'd had finished filming they spoke to everyone about what they had planned for season 2 . They wanted you to return as a frequent character. You didn't agree straight away as you weren't keen on the idea of it. But after talking with Johnny ,and allot of begging by bam, You and johnny agreed youd stay in Westchester for filming and go back to la the second the series is over. You couldn't really complain about the job, you got decently payed and got to spend time with your family. But you couldn't see the one person who meant the most to you in the world for another good few weeks.

'yo dude why don't we-' was all you heard before Ryan began to whisper. * Bastard* you thought to myself . After some more childish giggles from the people outside, the noise if the chainsaw starting echoed throigh the house.. 'Dunn give it hear you dick' you heard a familiar voice from outside. * was that. no. PJ??* you quickly thought. You jumped out of bed and put one of your brothers hoodies on. You rushed down the stairs of castle bam nearly tripping over whatever hazards where lying everywhere.

You ran down the stairs to be met by Vito and your dad sat at the dinning room table eating breakfast. 'Why the fuck you rushing round for you Dick, its not even 9 and your awake!' Vito said. ' leave her alone Vito' phil jumped in. ' fuck you Vito its too early for your shit' you hissed at him making my way to the front door. ' if its too early why you up?' Vito asked buttering more of his toast. ' cos those dickheads outside' you said rolling my eyes. ' oh yeah your boyfriend out there' he said but your dad kicked him. ' shut up Vito, she wasn't supposed to know' 'IT IS PJ' you said walking quicker to the door. ' How was I supposed to know that it was a secret?' was the last thing you heard from Vito before you ran out the house'

' Dude I don't see this man in a year and then I wake up to him destroying my hummer' you heard your brother shout. You walk round from the side of the house to look up and see your brother shirtless in the window. ' johnny your girlfriends here' Ryan shouted. You turned to the direction his voice came from and too your surprise him and johnny were stood on bams ,now destroyed, hummer. ' PJ' you shouted running from my position. 'y/n' he said getting off the roof of the destroyed car as you quickly made your way over to him. You jumped into his embrace taking in everything and forgetting that there was a camera crew recording your every move. ' happy 3 years baby' he mutters into your hair. ' happy 3 years pj' you mumble into his chest earing a smirk from him. 'CUT'

'So first you wake me up by destroying my hummer, start a prank war, then just sit there fondling my sister in MY driveway!' Bam shouted at johnny. Dico, raab, Ryan and you were sat round the kitchen counter when your brother and johnny walked in. ' grow up bam, I wasn't fondling your sister I was wishing MY girlfriend a happy anniversary.' he said back putting his arm around you and kissing your head. ' its your guys anniversary?' Dico questioned. ' yeah 3 years' you groggily replied. ' don't care if it's your anniversary or not Knoxville you've pissed me off' bam said storming out of the room. ' better go make sure he doesn't do anything stupid' Ryan said putting his dishes in the sink. ' ry, he is the walking definition of stupid' you said getting a smack off of your best friend and a laugh out of the other boys. Ryan left to catch up to bam. ' Brat' you muttered into your coffee. ' going to tell him you said that' raab hummed. ' fuck you ' you replied ' fuck you to dickhead' Raab that's Johnny's job' dico replied with a smirk on his lips. The boys started pissing themseves and so did johnny. ' johnny shut up' you whined. ' make him' Dico replied. You look at him disgusted. ' you better fucking run' you shout and kicking your chair out of the way. Dico and raab ran to the back door but before you can go after them you feel a strong hand on your arm keeping you in place. ' and where do you think your going princess' Johnny says hugging you and placing a kiss on your head. ' to kill them bastards' you replied kissing him on the lips. ' leave them alone baby there only having fun' he replied deepening the hug. You leaned into him more to feel more of his body heat. ' aww is my baby tired?' He questioned but got no repliey. You where too tired to reply, feeling how heavy your eyelids where getting, you just nodded into his chest. 'C'mon then' he cooed into your ear picking you up by the legs and began to carry you bridal style up to your room.

' ignore bam, he's just being a dickhead cos he's moody. think he's on his period or something' you mumbled Johnny laughed. ' never do pay attention to him doll face' he replied still walking up the stairs.

By the time yous too got to your room, you were nearly asleep. He placed you down on your bed and tucked you in. ' Get some rest princess' he said turning his back to leave. ' Pj don't go' you whined. ' I wasn't I was just shutting the door' he shut the door and then took his shirt off showing his beautifully toned chest. You put your arms out as an indication for him to hurry up. When he's done messing about he climbs into bed and puts his arms around you. ' happy anniversary Pj' you say warming into his touch. ' Happy anniversary baby' he says and kisses your head.

^END^

wow that was fun, requests are open if you have any and please tell me how I did. have a good day :) - aj

[doctorjackass]

petas just gonna get ya if you throw it on me!

[knoxvilleforever]

Dating Johnny Knoxville and Being Childhood Friends with Bam and Ryan Headcanons

request: how do you think bam and ry would react to their childhood best friend dating knoxville?

bam and ryan were very protective of you

even if they were allowed to play pranks on you or set you up for a stunt

no one else was allowed to do that

because if anyone else tried to hurt you

it’d be the last thing they do

so when they introduced you to the jackass crew, it’s safe to say they had their warnings

and told you were completely off limits

but we all know what happens when you’re told you can’t have something, right?

so that made johnny want you even more

you were the first person he’d met in a while that seemed to share the insane sense of humor you needed for jackass

and you were beautiful

so beautiful that he couldn’t work out why you’d spent most of your childhood hanging out with bam and ryan

or why you were hanging out with them when you could be doing much better

but they were just little insecurities in johnny’s head

as soon as you met him you knew you’d got it bad

like really bad

but you both agreed that your relationship should be kept on the quiet side when you began dating

which only got harder as time went on

the first few months were easy to keep your friendship whenever you were with bam and ryan

and let it be more than that when they weren’t around

but that all changed when johnny came to west chester to film viva la bam

you were around for most of the filming for that episode

since you and johnny had spent a few weeks apart due to you travelling home for viva la bam

so keeping your hands off each other was difficult

your greeting for johnny was a hug which lingered a little too long

and you’re sure it didn’t go unnoticed when he buried his face into your hair

unfortunately for you it was also caught on camera

ryan and bam were watching the two of you closely after that

so when you found yourself in johnny’s hotel room entwined in the sheets of his bed

whilst he stroked his fingers across your bare back

and you lay your head on his chest

you finally talked about when you should tell your two best friends

‘do you think now is the right time? you’re in this insane prank war.’

‘they gotta know some time, right?’

‘i guess so. maybe we don’t have to tell them. maybe they just already know.’

‘honey, we’re talking about bam and ryan here.’

you tried to hide your apprehensiveness from johnny

but it didn’t work

you were just worried about the opinions of your friends

you knew about the warnings they’d given the other guys

because they didn’t want to see you hurt

but you didn’t want to let them down either

if this didn’t work out, what happened to their working relationship with johnny?

‘hey, earth to y/n?’

‘sorry, just thinking.’

‘don’t go all quiet on me. what’s going on in your head?’

johnny did well to calm your fears

and he talked some rationality into your overthinking mind

you were just about to kiss him when you heard a key in the hotel door

and the sound of voices

very familiar voices

johnny was quick to throw you his shirt to cover your body

and you dived under the covers in hopes of

disappearing?

‘knoxville’s gonna go nuts if we do this.’

‘bam, you’re sure he’s not in here? i haven’t seen him in a while.’

‘no i don’t- shit!’

‘how the hell did you get in?’

you heard johnny speak between a laugh

you did have to stifle a few giggles at the two of them being caught in the act

ironic considering your current position

‘dude do you have a girl in here! who’s underwear is that!’

you held your breath at bam’s comment

and hoped he’d take the hint to leave

but unfortunately ryan worked quicker to put it all together

‘what the fuck! that’s y/n’s shirt!’

‘ew what the fuck!’

you accepted defeat and slowly uncovered you’re not very secret hiding place

the look of shock on ryan and bam’s face was a picture

‘…surprise?’

your sheepish grin was nothing for their dropped jaws

‘tell me this is a prank.’

‘i don’t think it is, dude.’

slowly ryan was putting it all together

‘you really got us good, knoxville.’

‘bam i don’t think this is a prank.’

‘y/n?’

‘look this isn’t how i, well how we wanted you two to find out…’

‘oh my god this is gross.’

bam was completely overreacting

but you knew it came from a place of love

eventually it was ryan who talked some sense into him

‘you remembered what we said, right knox? you don’t hurt her.’

‘yeah dude, we mean it.’

‘i really don’t plan on it.’

it was then you realised both you and johnny were still in bed and severely underdressed for this situation

so you ushered bam and ryan out of the room

and just before the door close you heard bam’s voice

‘wait they totally just fucked in there!’

[knoxvilleforever]

Being Childhood Friends with Bam and Ryan Headcanons

request: I absolutely love your work. how about being childhood friends with bam and dunn and you’re one of the main cast members on viva la bam?

you met bam and ryan in high school

you were late to class one day when you found them both stood on the roof of one of the buildings outside

a low building, thank god

bam had his skateboard in tow and was just about to jump off when you rounded the corner

‘uh, that looks like it’s gonna hurt y’know.’

to be honest you couldn’t believe the sight in front of you

but you’d soon get used to it

‘i hope it does dude.’

at first you thought bam’s response was insane

until ryan wanted you to make yourself useful

‘hey, if you’re gonna watch can you film from down there?’

you didn’t get much choice as he was already throwing his camera down to you

but from then on the three of you were barely seen without each other

you’d help film videos for them whilst also expressing how much of a bad idea you thought the stunts were

and you’d play nurse for whoever needed it at the time

it didn’t take long before you were one of the number one targets for their pranks

so you had to learn quickly to prank them in retaliation

you were more paranoid than ever when viva la bam started filming

although when knoxville showed up to film you knew he’d be on your side

they let you in on the snake they’d brought in for bam

but bam’s reaction was to use you as a human shield

which wasn’t much fun when you weren’t the biggest fan of snakes yourself

so after that you were fully invested in the prank war

but of course bam apologised for using you as a human shield

because out of everyone he had a soft spot for you

was pouty about it at first but just wrapped his arms around you from behind

mumbles a sorry for getting you involved

and it made you feel a little bad for helping turn his hummer into a convertible

the three of you were often inseparable

and if you were out drinking with the two of them be prepared to be smothered with affection

if they didn’t show it all the time, they definitely made up for it when they’d been drinking

ryan would be the first to give you a bear hug

and bam would join in because he didn’t wanna be left out

out of the three of you, it was you who could handle the hangovers the best

so you had to look after the two boys who felt ill the next day

despite their pranking habits, the two were very protective of you

it was only them who were allowed to take things a step too far

if anyone else dared they’d have both a margera and a dunn to answer too

they made it very clear on set of viva la bam that you were off limits to everyone except them

‘what the fuck dude don’t do that to y/n?’

‘yeah dude? what the fuck?’

the three of you got into so much trouble with ape and phil

and it’d been the same way since you were teenagers

they wouldn’t change you for the world though

growing up with ryan and bam into your early twenties was an experience

it made certain things like dating very interesting

like your first boyfriend breaking up with you ended in three of his tyres being slashed

and two of your friends insisting they had no idea how it happened

anyone who hurt you opened themselves up to being terrorised by bam and ryan

because they’d do anything to see you laughing again

everytime they leave a kiss on each other’s cheek you can guarantee you’ll have one either side of you

they kiss your cheeks at the same time

you feign annoyance but it’s actually really cute

despite their weird ways of showing it, you’re like a little family

and you wouldn’t trade the chaos in for anything