#vitamins for erection

[bi-writes]

Okay but MOB sitting on Simon's lap, cuddling as they watch some movie Simon picked out because it was his turn. At one point she gets up and he thinks she's just going to use the restroom, hands on her hips to help stabilize her. Only instead of leaving, she turns around and sits on her knees between his legs. She bats her eyes at him but otherwise just soaking in how pretty he is. He probably makes a joke, says he loves her and when he still doesn't move figures she just wants a moment and continues to watch the screen.

When she finally works herself up to it, she starts sliding her hands up and down his thighs and just the sensation and imagery alone has him hard and he can't bring himself to ask her to stop when it feels so nice. Eventually her hands wander up further and she begins to play with the button of his jeans. Still not stopping her, even as she unbuttons and zips them down to pull out his erection. When he finally looks down, she stops and stares innocently up at him.

As soon as his attention's somewhat back up on the screen, she repositions herself and licks a stripe up his dick to bring his head into her mouth to swirl around. He doesn't even last that long and she doesn't let him pull her off when he comes.

Or something like that...

mail-order bride (18+)

simon likes action movies. they're his favorite, by far. he likes to watch the over-the-top car races in the middle of metropolitan cities, he likes big, stupid explosions and when the protagonist has their enemy at the end of their gun and says something cheesy like "you're not going anywhere now."

he told you once that he likes the simplicity. the happy endings. the key recovered, a family saved, the epic conclusion of an explosive journey that always ends in the bad guy in handcuffs and the good guy on a beach sipping a mai tai, getting the girl, saving the world.

you think maybe he likes it because it dampens reality. you have seen the aftermath of an op gone wrong; in this way, simon can fantasize just a little. he can pretend that there is nothing wrong with the world for 90 minutes or so.

what's so wrong with that?

he's so pretty.

he ran errands for you today. came back from the store with a paper bag in his hands, setting it down on the counter and unpacking it. you were sat at the kitchen counter, the orange cat wrapped up completely in a burrito of a towel so you could cut her dagger-like claws without risk of retaliation. simon was watching carefully out of the corner of his eye, but as he unpacked the bag, you had all but melted in your chair.

a refill of your favorite makeup remover (you were going to run out tonight, guaranteed). vitamins (ya look right sick, baby, drink y'r juice). your favorite brand of pads (just tell me which ones, i'll get it right, promise). sour sweets (cherry-flavored, of course, sour because he likes the face you make when you pop them into your mouth). when the last box hit the counter, you had dropped the cat, much to her relief.

condoms. fucking condoms.

no, he's not pretty. simon is so fucking hot.

he doesn't budge when you get up to put the empty popcorn bowl into the sink. when you come back in the room, simon is still staring at the television, eyes trained on the spy on screen hopping between rooftops as they dodge bullets. you bite your lip watching him, unable to stop thinking about simon, simon, simon.

he's wearing nice jeans. straight jeans, but even the extra give doesn't matter when your husband is made of pure muscle and fat. you can see his stomach through his shirt since it's tucked in, white fabric showing off that nice pudge that you love laying your head on, your palm, knowing how solid and strong he most certainly is. nghghhhh, and his arms--big, bulging, tattooed, a perfect canvas for colorful markers or glitter or maybe your tongue.

it's subconscious, really. the carpet is soft under your knees as you kneel at his feet, lowering yourself so you can blink up at him big and wide as he keeps his eyes on the movie. he does notice you, however; his big hand slides down his thigh, and your eyes flutter a little when he passes it over your head then down your face, a pretty little pet between his legs.

"not supposed to be on y'r knees f'me, baby," simon mutters, but you can't answer because his thumb slips into your mouth. you wrap your lips around it absentmindedly, running your tongue over the thick pad of it. "tha's my job."

you sit up on your knees, leaning over him, and he gives you his attention finally, a twitch of a smile as he bends his neck a little and kisses you warmly. you steady yourself by putting your hands on his thighs, gripping the meat of them firm as you slip your tongue into his mouth and draw a low grunt from deep within his chest.

"always working for me, simon," you whisper between kisses. "always..."

fuck, the blood rushes to his cock almost immediately. he has such a soft spot for you. taking care of you, doing things for you, buying you what you need--it makes him so fucking hard thinking about fulfilling every need of yours. you deserve nothing but nice dreams, good meals, happy cats, a well-loved pussy, all the love his broken heart can give. he chubs up in his pants every time you ask him for something.

can you carry this for me, simon?

oh, i need some help with this, baby, just here...

can you get me more of this? i'm about to run out.

the zipper is stuck, simon...can you get me out of this?

ugh, you're his walking wet dream. and you're kneeling in between his legs, his sweet girl pouting up at him, and--oh, fuck--

your hands are soft under his shirt. you've untucked it just enough, your warm fingers sliding along the band of his jeans. he hisses a little, his body stiffening, and you smooth a thumb over his belt before kissing him again.

"you're so pretty, simon," you whisper, and he licks over your bottom lip in response, drawing a soft whine out of you. his thighs widen just a little when he hears the clink of his belt, feeling the waistband loosen as you draw it out from the loops and toss it onto the carpet behind you. "such a handsome man you are..."

"come off it," simon growls a little, and you giggle, freeing the button and slipping your hand down. his mouth falls open in a silent moan as you cup him with a hot hand, fingers sliding under his length to fondle his balls.

"mmm..." you follow his sputtering mouth, breathing him in. "actually, simon...i really, really wanna get on it..."

"wot a brat," simon murmurs, clicking his tongue. "can't be fuckin' patient--ahh!"

you pull him out of his jeans with a firm tug before sticking your tongue out and kneeling back down to lick a curious stripe up the underside of him. simon is pulsing, radiating heat and already leaking beads of stringy pre-cum, and as you suck the tip of him into your mouth, you realize just how thick your husband really is.

you've never seen him quite this naked, quite this up close. when he fucked your thighs, he had felt big, but his cock is truly making a space for itself in your mouth--

"ah!" you gasp as he fists your hair and pulls you off, leaning down to kiss you hard.

"baby--"

"i want it--" you whimper, using your hands, letting the spit from your mouth drip down his cock as your fingers spread it wide, pumping him softly. "simon, please! please! you always say...always say i can have whatever i want, please..."

when he lets your hair go, you dive. you suck him into your mouth, practically purring as you press him back into the couch and suck. he tastes like a man should, like a husband should, musk and a little sweat and just enough soap to have you a little light-headed. with the first bob of your head, simon shudders, a big hand cupping the back of your neck as he drops his chin to his chest to watch you. he uses his other hand to push your hair back, his mouth falling open a little as he watches your eyes roll back in your head as you try to fit more of him into your mouth.

your mouth squelches with every bob. spit gathers around the edges of your mouth, little globs dripping out as you slurp and flick your tongue over every vein and soft patch of skin. you're making a mess of him, all soft mouth and wiggly tongue and gentle moans that make him seize up.

it's not even a minute of your soft sucking, and simon is caught off guard by his own release. he wants to apologize, but you look so fucking pretty, coughing a little around his wet cock.

you don't stop then either.

some of it drips down around your hands, his own cum webbing between your fingers and getting onto the front of your shirt and staining his jeans, but you keep your mouth on him. you nuzzle the head of his cock against the inside of your cheek, pull off just enough to suck so softly on the tip of him.

"baby, fuck--" simon chokes, watching you through lidded, hazy eyes. "please, fuck--"

"i want it," you whisper, smoothing a wet hand down his length. he's getting hard all over again, and he nearly cums a second time when you let your eyes find his and pepper kisses from the tip of him all the way to the base. "don't i get w-whatever i want, simon? c-can't i...can't i have more?"

simon chuckles a little. he uses his thumb to swipe a glob of cum off your chin, bringing it up to his own mouth to suck off with a snort.

"you want more, baby?" simon asks, and you sit back up on your knees, pressing your forehead to his as he eyes your lips. they're a tad swollen, kiss-bitten and wet. "wot more do ya want, hmm? wot is it my wife wants so much, huh?"

you smile, wide, those big eyes sparkling. you give him another slow stroke with your hand, and he hisses, gritting his teeth as he watches your smile get just that much bigger.

"i want you to stop playing games with me, simon," you say softly. "you'll never win. so just give me what i deserve."

"wot you deserve?"

"don't i deserve you, simon?" you ask, and when he fails to answer, you swipe your thumb over his cock, drawing a cracked groan out of him. "you won't make me beg, will you, simon?"

"no," simon pants, leaning further into you, pressing his face to yours. "never. my wife doesn't beg for anythin'."

"you promise, simon?"

"my wife gets woteva she fuckin' asks for. olways."

[royalhoney011]

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[devidbutler]

Make Relationship strong.

[bunnys-kisses]

Can I get a sausage roll and crostata, with coffee, a vodka shot and a vitamin water with Max Verstappen! (I already submitted but forgot to hit anonymous pls use this one lol)

bakery menu!

want to submit your own order? then hit up the menu, there's tons of things to choose from! i hope you find something you like, orders can be big or small, it's up to you! as for this lovely anon, i briefly saw both your messages and i was like "wow two people want the exact same thing at the same time", but don't worry! your off-anon message has been deleted! but thank you!!

sausage roll ("i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt.") + crostata (“stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.”) + vodka shot (rough sex) + vitamin water (dom/sub dynamic) served by max verstappen (formula one)!!

cw: smut/pwp, rough sex, dom/sub dynamic, semi-public sex, parking garage sex, mild choking, panty gag, car hood sex, quiet sex, clothed sex

you once joked with max that the best necklace you could ever own was his hand around your throat. that line buried its way into max's mind and never let go.

the sight of you, under total ownership of him. you were a bratty sub, you liked to kick your legs like a horse so to speak. you ran your mouth like a motor and got your sick kicks out of standing toe to toe with him. even though he was the dom in this little game, it didn't mean you were going to take it lying down.

to those in the restaurant, you two looked like the perfect couple. the champion of f1 and the woman he held so dear. the front of your shoe rubbed up against the side of his ankle.

"behave." he warned.

he tried to order your usually and you simply said, "i don't want that." then ordered yourself. then you refused to drink the expensive wine he had ordered for your table. once again, bucking against him. why it was a little amusing at first, the act grew tired quite quickly.

and after dinner, in the quiet parking garage. max kept his grip on you, he said in your ear as you entered the garage, "you think this is a joke, don't you? forget all the rules i've given you."

you giggled, "well yeah, if i followed them all the time. then you'd get bored."

he took you by the back of the next and looked at you. even in the low lighting of the garage you could see the intensity in his gaze. he replied, "no, i'll have peace of mind."

you stuck your tongue out cheekily, "simp." then tried to scamper off towards the car, but max's grip on your neck was a little tighter. he held you still against him, you could feel his erection in his jeans. you swallowed, this meant trouble.

“stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.” he said, "gluttony isn't a good look on your, my treasure... or i guess you're my slut. stupid little thing." then gave your throat a squeeze before he practically dragged you to the car and got you up against the side of the hood.

you collided with the metal of the body and whimpered, that was going to leave a bruise on your elbows come more. thankfully the garage was near dead quiet and the dim lighting left you hidden.

he pushed up the skirt of your dress and took your panties off. you always forgot how strong max was, years of training and driving have left him enough strength to rip those panties off of you.

you heard the ripped of fabric and you were about to make a comment before the fabric was stuffed in your mouth and max held your jaw close around it.

"you keep these safe, alright?"

you tried to say something but the fabric muffled your voice into gibberish. max's large hands groped your ass with your skin exposed to the air.

"i give you everything." max said, "the world and all the stars. the shirt off my back and all the love in my heart. all i ask is that you're good for me." he undid his belt, the sound of the metal sent a shiver though you.

he stroked his cock a little bit, he admired the sight of you over his car. he couldn't waste too much time, but allowed himself to indulge in the pathetic sight of you. as much as you snapped your canines at him, you'd always be his pretty sub.

"i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt." he wondered absently before he pressed his cock up against your pussy, "snap a few photos." he rubbed his aching cock up against you more, further pressing you into the car. "i bet you'd love that. formula one's little whore. max verstappen's little fuck toy. wear it with honor like you do all of my bruises."

he was quick to get his cock into you. little formalities or tenderness. if you just behaved then maybe he would've afforded you that. but for now you were just something he owned. like the dress you wore, the meal you had and the luxury car you were pressed up against.

"you look so good under me." he said, "you know how to take me so well. so why do you misbehave? why do you sit there and act like a brat. you are so greedy."

you whimpered as you tried to find some way to leverage yourself on top of the shiny car hood. everything screamed wealth and a sick perverted desire. you two played this sexual cat and mouse and it excited you to no end.

max was a good dom however, he cared for you so deeply. but, you two had an agreement so he of course had to pushed you down against the hood his car and move against you.

you both had to keep it quiet. you could feel the rush of being so out in the public. slightly hidden away as max thrusted into you. your nails dragged across the paint of the hood. you tried to keep your noises to a minimum, but it was hard when you felt your insides get twisted in knots.

"see, this is how i like you. you look prettier like this. under me, gagged and letting me split you in two." he kissed at the side of your face, his slight facial hair tickled your face and made you nipples grow hard.

you felt your hips hit against the metal of the car and your pussy clenched around his length. you felt hot all over, the heat pooled deep in your gut.

the wet sounds of your fucking could be heard alongside his heavy pants. your mouth felt dry due to drooling all over the panties in your mouth. you eventually rested your cheek against the car hood.

his licked his lips as he admired the sight of your back. he made a note later to leave marks across your skin. he wanted you to remember tonight. the lesson he was trying to teach.

he demanded you to be a good girl, a good sub for him. he worked a lot and he didn't need more stress thinking that his sub was misbehaving. he knew it was possible. even if you had a bit of a bratty streak.

"good girl. see."

you whimpered and exhaled through your nose. you tensed up and arched your back. your breathing was heavy pants as you felt your heartbeat throb in the back of your head.

the rush of the possibility being of being caught only added another layer of a hot need in you. you wanted to say something to max, but he wanted you gagged and quiet.

max gave a few more heavy thrusts. your forehead was placed against the metal of the car. you felt like a live wire. you whined something around the makeshift gag. your back arched further as you came around his cock.

he then reached for your neck and held onto it tightly. you groaned a little louder, your brain felt like a puddle as he kept that pussy of yours occupied. subby sluts like you always demanded more, more, more.

he kept you pinned down and fucked you. it didn't take long for him to finish as well. he pressed his entire weight onto you, keeping you down as he finished inside of you. the pathetic noise you made only riled him up in his post-orgasmic bliss.

but sadly he couldn't get another round in with you. someone was going to come looking for their car soon and max didn't need his face in the tabloids. he pulled down your dress over your ass and let his cum leak down your thigh.

the panties were taken out of your mouth and thrown to the floor before he got you into the car and got out of the garage. his hand on your thigh, giving it a squeeze.

he knew a good place that was right near the water, where he could have a little more time taking his beloved sub apart then piece you back together. maybe then you'll remember, max was in charge. <3

[hammerofthortab]

क्या विटामिन से स्तंभन दोष का इलाज संभव है?

खनिज और विटामिन प्रजनन प्रणाली सहित शरीर के कुशल संचालन का समर्थन करते हैं। एक स्वस्थ आहार समग्र स्वास्थ्य को बढ़ा सकता है। साक्ष्य बताते हैं कि कुछ विटामिन ईडी का इलाज कर सकते हैं। स्थिति और किसी विशेष पोषक तत्व की कमी के बीच एक संबंध भी हो सकता है। आप Hammer of Thor Tablet भी उपयोग कर सकते हैं

[traegorn]

Do you seriously think all insulin will be cut off from diabetics in a revolution? You are the dumbest cunt to ever put on a flat cap, which is stiff competition. Even if the revolutionaries are waging total war, they still have to manage logistics for civilians, and so a priority would be supplying their diabetic population with medicine to survive, or otherwise evacuating disabled civilians to places where medication would be available. Communists believe in universal healthcare. If "all supply chains collapsed" the war would be lost instantly. And while you're right that Americans would die, the us military would have to pull out from their bases across the world to put down a rebellion in their own country, meaning that it would kill fewer people abroad, and therefore fewer people overall in a hypothetical civil war versus their global wars on the third world. But those would be American lives so that's what makes it unconscionable for you. Diabetic Gazans are dying after a decades long blockade, diabetic Americans would have a fighting chance stockpiling insulin, evacuating, and/or doing logistics for the revolution.

I don't think you understand what societal collapse looks like, or how fragile the complex supply chain that provides for over 345 Million Americans is.

In fact, I was talking about this with your mom the other day. Your dad was hogtied in the corner with his ball gag in, so we had a minute or two while we were waiting for him to get an erection again.

Frankly, he needs to get more vitamin E in his diet -- but that's a discussion for another day.

Anyways, as she was undoing my cuffs, she mentioned that the US had seen a record high of drug shortages in 2024, including Insulin. If we consider how fragile that supply is in peace time and extrapolate even a low level disruption to something like, say, the ability to ship things across the midwest, we'd be looking at a deeply dangerous situation where the death toll would be enormous.

We would have kept talking, but your dad got hard again and my mouth was full with his balls.

Anyways, when "revolutionaries" are fighting a war, their priorities are going to be ammunition, clean clothes, and food for themselves. I'm dead in this revolution, and you don't seem to give a shit -- so explain why exactly I should take you seriously?

Also, as an aside, the people you claim you're fighting for don't even want you to withhold your vote. You're doing this for your own vanity and feelings, and not for the real lives of anyone else. Your parents and I are disappointed in you.

[liveleaker]

she lackin vitamin d so she swallowed my erection 🗣 must be my aesthetic shawty give me neck but it feel like anesthetic

[im-a-simp898]

Today i fucked up by accidentally breaking a banana inside my anus.

I refer to myself as an anal connoisseur, a man with refined taste when it comes to inserting common households items inside my anus. Being the sexually deprived virgin that I am, I was feeling extraordinary horny today for some unknown reason. Not to fear however, my mom had a doctor's appointment and was meant to be gone for a few hours. Perfect, I thought to myself.

When I heard the door shut when she left, it became prime time to begin my analizing ritual. As I took to locking my door, while my purple penis tensed, aware of what was to come next. I open my closet, and in full display were my dildos, anal beads, plugs, and other items very familiar to my anus as its best friends. It was an almost perfect sight, with my varying sizes of dragon dildos analogous to a museum collection. I lubricate the smallest one, sticking to the floor and letting it acquaint itself with my butt hole. I eventually make my way to the biggest one, a green monster teasing my purple penis, which I stroked vigorously to avoid making it feel left out. The green dragon dildo makes me wonderfully orgasm all over my body, but I was not completely satisfied.

Horrified, I realize that this is the first time my little (hehe) dragons have failed to completely fill my hole of sexual desire. I proceed to perform some analysis. I find that my gaping, red (more of a maroon color) anus is able to perfectly fit two fingers from my big hands. Here come the household items. I unlock my door and run out to fulfill my self given quest of the ultimate orgasm, remembering to insert an anal plug before I begin my adventure. As I venture out fully nude, with my cum glistening on my hairy body like stars in the night sky, and my anal plug filling in my figurative (and literal) emptiness for sexual desire, I limp around my mom's apartment and pick up a broom stick, a cucumber and a banana. Yes, a banana (we were low on groceries unfortunately).

I return to my room and close the door, ready to abuse my purple homie once more while my gaping asshole prepares itself for another round of torture. The broom, while small, was a fresh new experience, while the cucumber provided the necessary nutrients and vitamins my anus needed to function. Veggies are healthy for a reason. Saving the best for last, with my purple erect friend nearly ready to bless me once more, I peel the unbeknownst yellow victim, and carefully insert it into my gaping red anus, with the white fruit in stark contrast to my dark sexual desires. I stroke my purple dick and unleash a vicious load of cum, once again gracing my nude, hairy chest. However, my experience was promptly ruined by the arrival of my mom's boyfriend.

Turns out I forgot to lock my door the second time. He came into my room unannounced; surprised and scared, I removed the banana from my anus in an awkward position, however, it was too late. My butt muscles contracted with shock, and the banana broke before it came fully out, and was stuck in there for the time being. My mom's bf apologized and rushed out of my room as quick as he could, while I, the cum painting, had a banana stuck in my anus. Long story short, the next few shits I took were incredibly painful. I had tried pliers, but they only injured my already hurt and abused anus, and it started bleeding. I crushed the banana by squeezing my gluts together, and then washed it out with a lot of water. Needless to say, I learned a valuable lesson from my round of analytics: to never insert a feeble material that can't handle my anal pressure ever again.

TL;DR: Inserted a banana inside my anus while pleasuring myself which broke when I was surprised by my mom's boyfriend.

poor guy ^ he dont know whats awaiting him

[royalhoney011]

Tips for You To Treat And Protect Your Erection Naturally

Erectile dysfunction (ED) has slowly become a common sexual health issue in men. Living a rush life and consuming a lot of junk food are often causing this issue. However, it is more of a common health problem for men aged 30 and above. Many men face erection trouble from time to time due to many reasons. Leading a stressful life is one of the common reasons. But if it is an ongoing issue of yours or someone you know, then this article might be helpful for you. If you notice that changing certain behavior or practices is not improving your erection problem, then taking Erection vitamins supplements like Gold Royal Honey can do a lot of help for men in need.

How to protect your erection for a longer time:

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Be careful of what you eat:

Researchers have shown that eating patterns can harm men’s sexual health. The eating pattern that is harmful to your heart is the same eating pattern that restricts adequate blood flow to the penis and within it. As a result, men often experience weak erections or not strong enough erections for longer intercourse. Eating oily and junk food should be strictly prohibited if you want to take care of your sexual health. Removing fatty foods, processed foods, and fried or high-cholesterol food can contribute to your sexual health negatively.

Maintain a fit body:

If you practice regular exercises or maintain a proper weight, it is extremely beneficial for your sexual life. Being fit doesn’t only mean that you are going to maintain a physique that is worthy of Instagram photos. Rather than that, you must be energetic and fit to perform your daily lifestyle without tiring yourself too much. If you have other health issues, treat them and take precautions so that those issues might not be harmful to your sexual life. Exercising regularly is essential, and maintaining a health check-up at regular intervals is extremely important.

Keep your drinking and smoking habits in check:

Heavy drinking and smoking habits can damage people’s nerves. Extreme smoking is also harmful to the heart and lungs. Until your heart and lungs are at full capacity, you can’t expect to have a functional sex life. Drinking and smoking can interfere with your hormones and cause a drastic change in your sex hormone levels as well. It is also another reason that men experience erection dysfunction. Maintaining a moderate drinking and smoking habit will help you improve your erection time.

Live stress-free:

Well, being an adult comes with a side-effect of living a stressed life. Professional stress and personal stress are both equally harmful to your health-physical, emotional, and sexual. Living under tremendous pressure takes a toll on your hormones. Alter, people experience ED, or even loss urges to have intercourse. That’s why experts in sexual health always suggest young men and women live stress-free life as much as possible.

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[tomorrowusa]

Trump stages a campaign event at the border wall. It just happens to be a sturdy section of the wall completed during the Obama administration at Montezuma Pass, AZ.

You just can't make this stuff up. 😅

Trump event at wall Obama built highlights an unkept promise

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump came here on Thursday to heap praise on the structure standing to his right — “the Rolls-Royce of walls,” he called it — and lament the unused segments lying to his left. Joining him, Border Patrol union leader Paul A. Perez called the standing fence “Trump wall” and the idle parts “Kamala wall,” after Trump’s Democratic opponent, Vice President Kamala Harris. Those labels were inaccurate. This section of 20-foot steel slats was actually built during the administration of President Barack Obama. Trump added the unfinished extension up the hillside, an engineering challenge that cost at least $35 million a mile. The unused panels of 30-foot beams were procured during the Trump administration and never erected. “Where you were, that was kind of a joke today,” John Ladd, a Trump supporter whose ranch extends along the border, said while driving the dirt road along the barrier, the gapped panels making a flipbook out of the shrubby trees and grass on the other side. “Had to be in front of Trump’s wall, but you went to Montezuma, and that’s Obama’s wall.” The Cochise County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that the barrier next to Thursday’s campaign stop was built during the Obama administration. The Trump campaign and Perez did not respond to questions about the discrepancy.

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Here is why Trump didn't visit sections of the wall built during his own administration.

1 ] The wind blew parts of the Trump wall down. This is from January of 2020 when Weird Donald was busy saying "we have it under control" about the COVID-19 pandemic which was already spreading in the US.

^^^ Scrawny trees on the Mexican side of the border kept some sections of the mighty Trump wall from completely collapsing.

2 ] Floods washed other parts of the Trump wall away. This is from August of 2021 – just seven months after Trump left office in disgrace.

The Trump border wall was just another failed Trump scam like Trump University and Trump Vitamins.

Trump's fascism-curious crony Steve Bannon is set to go on trial on border wall corruption charges after he's released from prison on an unrelated conviction.

Steve Bannon's border wall fraud trial set for December

If Weird Donald really cared about the border then he would not have ordered his stooge Speaker "MAGA Mike" Johnson to torpedo the bipartisan immigration reform bill in the House early this year.

Trump, House Republicans plot to kill border deal

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Fic sharing Friday

I was tagged by @pikapeppa and @kittynomsdeplume for this one. I've been in a pretty bad headspace lately and have been having to just zone out on my days off to keep from crying because work has been a stressful hell and I'm emotionally and creatively drained, but I was able to finally complete a Harry Carlyle/Sis! Ryder (Rydyle) smutty one-shot that I started a year ago, so that's a high note--which is what I'm sharing today :). I had covid this last week as well (3rd bout since 2021...woo...) so my brain has been mush.

A03

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He threw his head back and laughed, the first genuine laugh he'd had in a long time--this woman was definitely something special. He closed whatever he'd been working on and turned the screen of his datapad dark as he angled himself to give her his full attention, unable to focus on anything but her and the indecent thoughts crowding his mind. She smiled and dragged a stool closer and hopped onto it, perching herself on the edge of the seat and crossing one leg over the other, her dress riding higher as her foot brushed against his calf. Harry inhaled sharply as she leaned a little closer and placed her hand on his knee, giving him the perfect view down the front of her dress; she knew exactly what she was doing, and he was enraptured by her every move, watching her through half lidded eyes, lust clouding his vision.

"If it wasn't considered public indecency, I'd have you right over this bar top, but instead I'd like to take you home and bend you over the kitchen counter, since I don't think I'll be able to wait until we get to the bedroom…"

"I live a block away; pretty sure it's closer than your place." Marlo teased as she smirked at him, running a teasing hand up his thigh and over the bulge of his erection, feeling him grow harder with how much he wanted her. "Looks like someone's eager for a healthy dose of vitamin me."

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Tagging back to the lovelies who tagged me, and tagging forward to @sinsbymanka @commander-krios @amarmeme @starsandskies @hunnybadgerv @a-shakespearean-in-paris @foofyschmoofer @charlatron @briarfox13 @vorchagirl and anyone else who would like to share!!

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Honestly wish the show delved more into the everyday reality of the girls starving to death and being trapped in the wilderness during winter rather than the mental/fantastical aspect of it, with the hallucinations and irritability and stuff. Also Travis should just be incapable of getting an erection, period, even when he does have his random two minute bursts of not being a dick to Nat.

I'm not even talking about weight loss. There's shit like loss of libido and menstruation, impaired ability to heal, breathe and move even, numbness, etc but also like you're telling me none of them got sick? There's no infections? Nobody suffers from vitamin deficiencies that cause them to start losing teeth, or how about the cut Natalie is hiding on her thigh? She never showed anyone and she's been working nonstop, sweating and running around in the cold. She never gets sick? Never gets infected? She never showed Misty or anyone else who might have helped. She's just washing with water and scraps of fabric...

I know they're not capable of doing anything drastic to the main girls because we've seen them in good health as adults but nobody's bones got brittle? Nobody got frostbite? Lottie passed out in the snow, you're telling me she didn't even come close to losing a toe? Or some other injury that could be hidden in the present day?

I don't want them tortured, but the way the girls are all still perfectly beautiful and not one of them is suffering anything that might make them look even remotely gross? Feels like they're trying too hard to make them attractive to draw guys into the audience. Especially since they're forcing Travis and Nat down our throats instead of literally letting us see any of the dozen lesbian ships we actually want to see. I get the need to establish that relationship to justify the storyline that unites all the girls back together at Lotties', but it just gives me the ick. I hate it.

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Today's compilation:

Totally Hits 3 2000 Alternative Rock / Pop-Rock / Pop / R&B / Adult Contemporary / Teen Pop

Time for yet another fun turn-of-the-millennium trip down memory lane, folks! Yesterday we got into a dispatch from America's bestselling contemporary hits series, Now That's What I Call Music!, but today we've got something from what was once their greatest competitor instead: Totally Hits.

And the biggest difference between these two series was ultimately the partnerships between the labels that put them out: the US version of Now was the result of a link-up between Capitol, EMI, Universal, Virgin, and their many subsidiaries, and Totally Hits represented Sony, BMG, Warner, Elektra, Atlantic, and their many subsidiaries. Now always wound up having the upper hand with the more popular collective catalog, but Totally Hits wasn't any slouch, either, even if they were Now's perpetual kid sister.

So, here we have a pretty solid collection of late 90s and early 2000s commercial fare that should provide for a nice nostalgia rush, but the most glaring omission on this third Totally Hits installment is that there aren't any boy bands at all. And that's because, by the time this album had come out, NSYNC—who had made an appearance on the prior volume—had successfully left their label, RCA, citing the glaring and overt exploitative practices of their manager, Lou Pearlman. And as a result, at the height of the teen pop explosion, the massive conglomerate that made up Totally Hits only had acts like Christina Aguilera and Vitamin C to show for it, whereas Now, with Jive Records appearing to fall under their umbrella, had not only NSYNC, but also the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears as well. And as a result, Totally Hits suffered because of it.

But TH wasn't to be totally ignored, because their releases still had plenty of good pop music on them, and although they may have faltered in the teen pop arena, where they seemed to make up for it was in alternative pop-rock and R&B, with late 90s-early 00s entities like Matchbox Twenty, Barenaked Ladies, and Third Eye Blind holding down the rock side of things, while dominant forces like Whitney Houston and Toni Braxton were able to supply some of the quality R&B.

And another dimension that Totally Hits had that Now really didn't was country. I might dislike the pair of tunes that TH selected here for this album, between Faith Hill's super poppy "The Way You Love Me,“ and John Michael Montgomery's eyeroll-inducing and deeply Christian-overtoned "The Little Girl," but including a very popular genre that Now wasn't paying much of any mind to at all definitely helped Totally Hits to differentiate themselves.

So, I'd expect a lot of people to be familiar with most of these songs, but two that I'd like to point out especially are Dido's "Here With Me" and Next's "Wifey." Both of these acts each had a hit that was far more popular than the one that ended up on this album—Dido's "Thank You," which was also liberally sampled for Eminem's "Stan," and Next's "Too Close," a #1 hit song about trying to suppress an erection while grinding on someone 😂. But "Here With Me," which was actually Dido's debut single, is a beautiful piece of tender female singer-songwriter pop, and "Wifey," the lead single off of Next's sophomore album, is a terrific slice of dreamy and softly funky male group R&B.

So if you're ever trying to piece together an eclectic representation of a turn-of-the-millennium American commercial pop music landscape, Now is, of course, essential, but it'd be foolish to sleep on what Totally Hits had to offer, because while Now was definitely better, they weren't monopolistic, and TH was there to capitalize on that circumstance.

Highlights:

Pink - "Some Girls" Matchbox Twenty - "Bent" Vertical Horizon - "Everything You Want" Third Eye Blind - "Deep Inside of You" Barenaked Ladies - "Pinch Me" Dido - "Here With Me" Toni Braxton - "He Wasn't Man Enough" Christina Aguilera - "What a Girl Wants" Next - "Wifey" Vitamin C - "Graduation" The Corrs - "Breathless" Whitney Houston - "Fine"

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SPIRITUAL MEANING OF OFFERINGS IN AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGIONS

Offerings serve as a gift or service to a spirit or deity in African traditional religions (ATRs). The spiritual meaning of offerings is associated with their overriding purpose. Offerings can be made in various ways, from food, liquids, flowers, incense, candles, etc. Though offerings are plentiful, they are not given arbitrarily.

Each spirit or deity has specific elements that it accepts for appeasement. Sometimes, people use offerings to ask for a blessing from the deity. Other times they offer them to ask for atonement or give thanks. In either case, diviners often conduct spiritual readings to determine which offering is acceptable for each circumstance and individual.

There’s an adage that there is nothing free in the spirit realm. This ultimately means that there is a price to pay for every service that you request from a spirit. In which case, spirits often require offerings and sacrifices. However, sacrifices are not within the scope of this post, you can learn more about them here. Instead, I will focus on the significance of typical offerings given within ATR in this article.

SPIRITUAL MEANING OF OFFERINGS IN AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGIONS

Though each tradition has guidelines related to offerings for specific deities. Some of the spiritual meanings of offerings in these spiritual systems are outlined below:

FRUITS

Fruits are often symbolic of fertility, rebirth, growth, prosperity, and sweetness. Some common fruits people give as offerings include bananas, coconuts, and oranges. Bananas and similar fruits that come in bunches, like grapes, symbolize abundance. Bananas, in particular, represent an erect phallus, which embraces the concept of fruitfulness or fertility. And their yellow color symbolizes joy and optimism.

Consuming bananas provide a high level of energy, fiber, vitamins, and minerals. They contain magnesium and potassium, which can lower blood pressure and help regulate blood sugar levels. In this way, bananas also connect to the energy of vitality and stamina.

Coconuts are found in tropical regions and are abundant throughout such environments. Many cultures have used coconuts for their spiritual symbolism, which often relates to coolness or peace.

Oranges correlate to creativity and optimism. They can also represent spiritual purity and wisdom. Like other colors, orange vibrates with specific frequencies. Orange embodies the spirit of fire associated with motivation, inspiration, action, and movement. Making an offering with oranges is often a sign of gratitude.

HONEY

Honey has been used for many years as a source of nourishment and protection. It is believed that honey was one of the first foods eaten by humans and was originally collected from wild beehives. Honey represents the notion of sweetness or goodness in spiritual offerings.

BREAD

Bread is often given as an offering due to its importance as a staple of the diet. It often symbolizes the body and the need for physical sustenance. In essence, including bread in an offering is a way of asking or thanking a spirit or deity for your daily needs.

WATER

The spiritual meaning of water is a common theme in many religions. Universally it represents cleansing, purity, and clarity. It can likewise represent peace or coolness. Like bread, it embodies the essence of life as the human body is composed of 70% water. As such, water denotes our basic needs.

ALCOHOL

African traditional religion adherents also use alcohol as an offering. Types of alcohol given as offerings vary greatly – the most widely used varieties include gin, rum, and vodka. The element of alcohol equates to fire or heat. In which case, it invokes a sense of urgency or swift action. It likewise serves as a conduit for spirits to interact at higher levels on the earthly plane.

MILK

Milk is a source of calcium, protein, vitamins, and minerals. It is symbolic of fatness or plenty. Milk embodies a nourishing quality as it is fed to infant species throughout the animal kingdom. As such, it indicates a desire to be well fed or thanksgiving for such. Likewise, its white hue connects with purity and cleanliness.

HERBS

The variety of herbs given in ATR varies by spiritual practice. However, universally herbs tend to represent the properties that they embody. For example, mint symbolizes courage, lemongrass represents healing, and lavender coincides with peace and calm. You can learn about some of the best herbs for prosperity rituals and their symbolism in this post.

FLOWERS

The symbolic meaning of flowers is similar to that of fruits and herbs. The exact meaning connects with the type of flower. However, holistically flowers express sentiments of love, kindness, hope, and joy.