#viper/brimstone/sage

[dylbydoodles]

Valorant Vogue Covers

I hope everyone gets a good giggle out of these

[ten-advils]

// I had a tierlist for this, but i kinda lost it. anyways, with the new agents of valo, i thought it'd be funny to do a tax evasion headcanon.....

Who pays their taxes: Brimstone, Sage, Viper, Killjoy, Sova, Phoenix, Astra, KAY/O, Iso

Who doesn't and why they don't pay their taxes: Cypher - Already does illegal shit, wants to keep identity hidden so doesn't pay taxes. Breach, Raze, Jett, Fade, Harbor, Gekko - Criminals/Fugitives. Yoru, Reyna - Doesn't care. Skye - Lives in a forest. Chamber - Is rich, naturally evades taxes. Omen - Legally dead, probably forgot what taxes are. Neon - Nepo baby. Deadlock - Used to pay taxes, but is marked as legally dead after the bear incident. Clove - Does not fear the IRS, what are they gonna do? Kill them?

[unidot]

Where each Valorant agent is from. Most of these are either confirmed or heavily hinted in lore

Africa:

Cypher - Morocco/Rabat

Astra - Ghana/Accra

Asia:

Sage - China

Iso - China/Chongqing

Jett - South Korea/Seoul

Yoru - Japan

Neon - Philippines/Metro Manila/Taguig

Harbor - India/Maharashtra/Mumbai

Europe:

Killjoy - Germany/Berlin

Phoenix - UK/England/London

Breach - Sweden

Chamber - France/Paris

Deadlock - Norway

Clove - UK/Scotland/Edinburgh

North America:

Brimstone - USA/Maryland/Baltimore

Viper - USA/Washington/Seattle

Gekko - USA/California/Los Angeles

Reyna - Mexico

South America:

Raze - Brazil/Bahia/Salvador

Australia:

Skye - Australia/New South Wales/Nimbin

Eurasia (counts as both Europe and Asia):

Sova - Russia/Murmansk Oblast/Severomorsk

Fade - Turkey/Istanbul

Unknown:

Omen

KAY/O

[onlyfrags]

Masterlist

Last Updated: 5/24/2024

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Deadlock

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*Untitled* | NSFW x GN Reader (In progress)

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Fade

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Coffee talk | NSFW X GN Reader (IN PROGRESS)

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Self Worth | Iso x Reader (in Progress) Iso is so used to being a weapon for others. What happens when someone reminds him that hes worth more than that now?

After work | NSFW x Reader (In progress) You and Iso help each other relax after another stressful mission

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[dorangenut]

valorant agents

[shimutsuki]

[valorant-drabbles]

Valorant Agents on Their Day Off

Brimstone implements a mandatory day off for each agent. No work is to be done on that day, and agents are encouraged to take advantage of this.

See below the cut for all agents

Brimstone: Despite the fact this was his idea, he’s one of the most reluctant agents to actually take his day off. There’s always too much to keep track of- missions, agent shenanigans… He’s only going to take his day off if he’s sure nothing bad will happen, and leave the Protocol in the capable hands of Viper and Sage.

Breach: Man is absolutely pumped to find out it’s his day off tomorrow. You bet he’s gonna drink the night away, knowing there’ll be no repercussions in the morning!… well, aside from a hangover. But he’s going to be noisy as hell all night, so other agents are encouraged to wear earplugs if they plan on getting sleep the night before his day off.

Astra: Oh you KNOW she is making plans the second she finds out when her day off is. She might even encourage Neon or Raze to ditch their training that day to go out with her for a few hours, assuming they aren’t being sent out on a mission. Near the end of her day off, she’ll dedicate some time to meditating and treating herself to some desserts from the VP’s kitchen.

Jett: She’s the first to be given her day off. As a result, she probably gloats to Phoenix and Yoru about her upcoming day off, claiming that she ‘earned it’ with her badass moves in the field, thinking she got it for impressing Brim. She’s quickly humbled upon finding out she isn’t the only one. Regardless, she’ll still probably spend the day with Phoenix when he’s not busy, watching movies, binge watching shows, and even brainstorming some future pranks to pull.

Chamber: The marksman is one of the more difficult agents to convince to take a break. He’s dedicated to working on his guns any free time he’s given- but at what point is he just continuously working? Brimstone ordered Chamber to take his day off, and forbid him from entering his workshop for any reason that day. He tried not to act too bothered by it, but Chamber was rather fidgety without occupying his mind with his guns. So instead, he opts to do research on how to improve his guns, and spend the time during meals watching soap operas. What? He loves the dramatics.

Gekko: He’s hyped, man. He calls up his mom to let her know he’s gonna drop by, and spend the day with his little buddies. Spend a few hours with his mom, helping out around the house like the good son he is- then walking the neighbourhood, getting boba… and trying to keep his creatures out of trouble. He just goes with the flow of the day, skateboarding around and letting the world decide what he does. And today? He’s getting ramen.

Omen: He’s… hesitant to take a day off. Not because he’s worried about being needed during a mission per se… but more-so because he doesn’t know what to do with himself. There’s only so much knitting he can do in a single day… and that’s bound to get boring at some point. Neon suggests he tries some other crafts or hobbies on his day off, so he dons a disguise, and visits a craft store. He buys more yarn, and picks up a few new crafts to do. Some diamond paintings, a sticker book or two… though he takes a liking to photography, with disposable cameras.

Viper: Another case of ‘workaholic doesn’t want to take a break’. The only way she’s taking a break is if Brimstone orders her to, otherwise she’s not taking it by herself. Similarly to Chamber, she’s banned from her lab for the day… so she decides to go visit a reptile sanctuary. She spends the day observing the different scaled creatures, taking notes and even sketching a few out if they inspire ideas for potential weapons. She’s of course drawn in by the snakes, and spends the most time watching them in fascination. She’ll end the day by ordering in something for herself and watching a documentary or two.

Reyna: She laughs when she’s told to take a day off- only to realize… Brim was being serious. It would take her awhile to figure out what to do that whole day… but after asking for advice from Sage and Skye, Reyna is convinced to try going to a spa. It’s a very different experience for her, but she does her best to actually relax and be pampered. It’s not something she would try again unless she had company… but she can’t deny how rejuvenated she felt afterwords. Reyna and Sage make plans to take a spa day together at some point in the near future.

Sage: Being the self-case wizard she is, Sage is probably the most normal about taking a break. She tends to her small garden during the day, treats herself to a nice bath… diffuser for oils, relaxing music- the whole nine yards. She’s almost entirely non-contact, with the only difference being Skye, who would bring her tea every so often or ask for quick advice on how to treat a certain injury. The next day, Sage is glowing with energy and extra cheerful.

Yoru: He’s immediately leaving the base the second he can. Grabs his motorcycle, and drives out to the highway- doesn’t turn back. He’ll never admit it, but the poor guy is pretty homesick. He misses the cherry blossoms of Tokyo. The hustle and bustle of the city… the authentic food. He doesn’t have time to go home, so he does the next best thing. Yoru rides into the nearest city, and has a night on the town. People watching, trying different hole-in-the-wall food places, maybe some random shopping? If he’s in a particularly good mood and sees something in a shop window that reminds him of an agent from the protocol… he’ll buy it and keep it stashed in his room as a birthday present for them. He’ll say it was just some junk he found laying around his room… best not question him too much on it.

Phoenix: This guy is getting into all kinds of mischief. Nothing illegal, of course… but he’s definitely hitting up a night club or two, talking to girls (and boys, let’s be honest). He’d find a clique of cool people to hang with, and spend the night riding around town with them. By the end of the evening, he’d probably have made good friends with his new posse, and most likely hangs out with them when he can outside of work hours on weekends. He most definitely gets a little too drunk and does some mild trespassing and messy parkour… and also ends up being everyone’s collective cigarette lighter. But a cigarette lighter everyone loves. Life of the party.

Killjoy: Tell her to stay out of her lab, and you have a German storm coming. She’ll argue as best she can, but she can’t do much to sway Brimstone. Since she can’t actively work on her tech, she grabs a notebook and sketches out some designs for new projects for the future… upgrades to current utility, anything. She has too many ideas and can’t be left to sit alone with them. By the evening, she’s gonna be pretty burnt out and have a sore wrist from all that writing… so she might invite Raze to grab dinner with her. The two will discuss potential upgrades for their current projects before Killjoy inevitably falls asleep. She’ll wake up in her bed, not knowing how she got there… and probably forget her day off even happened.

Raze: She’s similar to Phoenix in the sense that she wants to go out and do something fun. She’ll pack some spray paint and go out to find a place to tag or do art on; usually old, abandon buildings… since she’d gotten an earful from Viper the day she got caught tagging a building in the city and had to get bailed out by the Protocol. Turns out graffiti is illegal! Who knew? Raze didn’t! But she’s careful now, and really enjoys expressing herself freely. Might buy herself a large canvas so she can spray paint some stuff back at HQ. Just as long as she doesn’t make a mess.

Sova: The most difficult bastard to convince to take a break, good god. It would take a solid hour of arguing for him to finally concede defeat and agree to the break; ONLY under the conditions that Brimstone will promise to call him to action if they need him. Thankfully it doesn’t come to that, but Sova still spends the day prepared to be sent to a site at any second. He’s not the best at relaxing, and hasn’t done it in years. Still, he’ll make an effort. He calls his babushka, and talk to her for hours if he can. He’ll sit in his bed and journal, or go out hunting in the evening.

Neon: It was probably her idea to give the agents a day off. Though since her powers can be a tad unstable at times, it’s unlikely the protocol will want her leaving the HQ on her own. Not that she minds. She’s most likely spending the day hanging out with Phoenix and Jett when they aren’t busy training, or binge watching some shows she’d been meaning to catch up on. Might join Raze in whatever shenanigans she’s gotten herself into. Might also bother Sage a little bit during the day if she’s bored and wants ideas.

KAY/O: Day off? Does a robot need a day off? It’ll take some time to explain what a day off is to him, and why he needs to take one… Despite the fact he doesn’t have the need to rest as humans do. But he appreciates that he’s being treated like all the other agents, even if he doesn’t require the day off. Brimstone is probably more lenient with KAY/O, letting him be in the labs if he wants to upgrade something of his. As long as it isn’t under his ‘work’ protocol, KAY/O can do pretty much everything he usually does. He decides to take a stab at cooking for the other agents- and even though you’d expect him to pull it off (since recipes are just… instructions for food)… it ends up being inedible, and he makes quite the mess. Jett definitely has a bit of a hissy fit over it, and demands KAY/O clean the mess he’d made. He feels very bad. But you can’t blame a robot for trying something new!

Deadlock: She. Doesn’t know what to do with herself. She’d be one of the few agents who actually tries to get away with working while on her sanctioned day off, but is quickly foiled by Brimstone when he orders Killjoy to deactivate Deadlock’s arm from being able to use her utility. Deadlock is NOT happy about this, and will most definitely hold a grudge. She’ll be in the shooting range most of the day, and will threaten to break anybody who tries to stop her. Her form of relaxing is training. If she is forbidden from training as well, she’ll most likely just lay in bed all day being bitter.

Harbor: He’s not gonna turn down a free day off, that’s for sure. He’s going to make the most of it. Harbor goes down to the beach and spends the whole day there. Maybe he’ll try some local food shops, maybe he’ll play some volleyball… swimming, diving, watching the sunset, listening to the waves… he’s very laid back with whatever he does. Honestly, he’s most likely trying to get himself more in tune with the ocean, observing the waves and the creatures within. Or maybe he just wants to be a beach bum for a day, who knows. One this is certain though: everyone is jealous that Harbor doesn’t burn in the sun. Lucky bastard.

Iso: He’ll shrug and agree. He’s not one to cause a fuss over this kind of thing. Iso will spend most of the day looking into some new music, putting together playlists… he might do some obstacle courses in the training yard for fun, perhaps do a few laps around the field. It might look like training, but Iso is actually just doing it for himself. He likes to keep active, and make sure his agility is in check.

Fade: Oh god. She isn’t happy. Training and missions are one of the few things that keep her mind off the chaotic nightmares she has to deal with. Her prowlers get stir crazy if they aren’t allowed to be let out, so Brimstone promises to let them take out a few bots to satiate their bloodlust while Fade tries to actually relax. She’ll most likely blast music in her room to drown out any unwanted thoughts… and maybe do some online shopping for things she’s been meaning to order. Some new makeup, some hair dye (for herself and for Gekko). Might have a few drinks on her own in an attempt to loosen up at night… and will inevitably forget to drink enough water before bed, so she’ll be extra hungover.

Skye: The second she leaves the HQ, she’s completely off the grid. Nobody is able to contact her, even if they needed to, because she left all her tech at the base. She spends the whole day in the forest, meditating, being one with the nature around her, strengthening her bond with the creatures and life around. She’ll let her trailblazer out to run around, maybe play some hide and seek with it. She’ll climb trees, skip stones… you name it. Skye is making the most of her day off, and enjoying every second of it, living in the moment. She’ll always miss the fresh forest scents when she leaves to return to the protocol. Maybe she’ll bring back a succulent to her room so she can take care of it.

Cypher: It’s not that he doesn’t want to have a day off… In fact, he probably needs the break more than anyone. Though it’s difficult for him to be able to fully relax when he knows that at any moment, the protocol’s personal information, top secret plans, and more could swiftly be in the hands of their enemies if he isn’t careful. The only way he’s gonna accept his day off is if Brimstone allows him to keep his laptop, so he’ll be alerted if there’s any privacy threats the second they happen, and will be able to deal with them immediately. Thankfully, nothing happens the day he takes his breath. So the Moroccan spends the day in his room, mask off, drinking his very expensive tea, and reading a mystery book series he’d been meaning to get into for awhile. And of course, his door is locked so none of the younger agents can barge in and complain that a certain website is blocked… he has to protect whatever innocence they have left.

[starkura]

headcanons for some of the valorant agents just cus

cypher: had a pet rabbit but he had to give it away because of his workload since rabbits needed a lot of attention

sage: matcha lover

neon: she shares her adobo with the other agents to try (however the adobo is very spicy)

chamber: zero spice tolerance

iso: secret wave to earth lover

brimstone: facebook and instagram reels enjoyer

clove: stays up super late binge watching kdramas until the sun rises

gekko: go to boba tea flavor is taro

jett: hates the cold despite having wind abilities

yoru: mortal kombat lover

fade: lowkey into sanrio highkey keeps it a secret

kj: plays fortnite and duos with raze

[lebs]

[mezzy-1]

I'm surprised nobody has made this yet but regardless I stake my claim on it. Enjoy.

[kieranwritess]

How obnoxious would your s/o be after the "fraternization" ban is lifted?

Fandom: VALORANT

Characters: all - KAY/O

a/n: something I threw together after the most recent patch (6.01)!! i love them <33

Jett, Phoenix, Raze, Breach, Neon: these guys are not afraid to pda in the common area. if you two have been together before the rule was lifted, you can bet they're taking every chance to show their significant other off.

Chamber, Cypher, Yoru, Fade, Viper, Reyna: more often than not, they choose to keep their most meaningful acts in private, but if they get jealous, you can bet they're all over you. Chamber likes to fluster you in public and is probably the most cocky of the group.

Harbor, Skye, Astra, Sage: you are absolutely worshipped when you're alone. the most they would do in the HQ or on missions is hand-holding, hugging, or a quick peck on the cheek. I feel like one of their love languages would be physical touch or words of affirmation.

Sova, KJ, Omen: THE MOST TOUCH STARVED MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE!! As your relationship grew older, they would be more comfortable with little acts of affection in public. KJ would not be afraid to let you hang off of her like a little squirrel.

Brimstone: mans is gonna have a heart attack just thinking about the old rulebook. since he's the leader of the protocol, he keeps a lot of things private and to himself anyways. plus, he knows the younger agents would poke some fun at him.

[illubean]

omg!! you’re doing valorant 👀

Can i ask you’re thoughts (head cannons) on how the agents would be around children? (who would hate them, tolerate, love, be extremely confused what to do)

Valorant Protocol with Kids

Characters: Valorant Protocol except for a few of them Type: Headcanons

mueheheheh

Warnings: none

❥ They're practically still a kid themselves! Needless to say, they get along great with children and there's never a dull moment with them. They come up with countless games to play, getting the children tired enough by their bedtimes just because of all the fun they had.

-Gekko, Jett, Neon, Phoenix, Raze

❥ These agents are great with kids but don't relate with them on a personal level like some of the others. They're responsible and relyable if you ask them to babysit, making sure that the kids are safe and entertained. Maybe they can't come up with a million games to play, but they manage by letting the kid come up with a fun activity.

-Brimstone, Harbor, Sage, Skye, Sova

❥ Oh god why would you make them be around kids! They have no clue what they're doing and are so awkward, especially if the kids don't understand their adult language. Jeez, why can't these things just come built in with big words? The kids probably think these agents are boring or are afraid of them.

- Cypher, Deadlock, Fade, Iso, Killjoy, Reyna, Omen

❥ They don't necessarily like kids but make great babysitters none the less. They really rather not be bothered, but if they have to they're making sure to follow all of the babysitting instructions to a T. They're strict on bedtimes and will not negotiate if the kid asks for extra candy after dinner. They are always sure that the kids are fed, bathed with their teeth brushed and off to bed no later than 9pm!

-Chamber, Viper, Yoru

[yukasyukasyukasyukas]

Valorant sports headcanon bc I just lost a championship

I LOST TO A PERSON WHO'S TWO CATEGORIES UNDER MINE

Astra: I feel like she doesn't really play any sport but she definitely hits the gym

Brimstone: boxe and wrestling? Possibly played American football when he was younger

Breach: wrestling

Chamber: Fencer. Epeé. My mother says he should be a foil fencer since he's french but I think epeé fits him better

Clove: no fit, just chill. Very energetic though, that's how they keep healthy

Cypher: that man is NOT doing any exercise

Deadlock: taekwondo and I saw a comic where she was a paralympic climber and I love it

Fade: same as cypher

Gekko: canon basketball and skater

Harbor: wrestling and olimpic weight lifting

Iso: he looks like he has the body of a fencer so I'm giving him sabre (my sister wanted someone to be a sabre fencer)

Jett: athletics and parkour, does parachuting as hobby

Killjoy: rides her bike every once in a while but doesn't really do any physical activity

Neon: canon basketball player, athletics

Omen: used to be a judoka

Phoenix: skate

Raze: capoeira and parkour

Reyna: wrestling and boxing

Sage: jiujitsu

Skye: besides hiking she also does lots of other spots, mainly hand to hand combat

Sova: canon bow and arrow, obviously, also plays medieval fencing

Viper: boxer

Vyse: I want to give someone the same sport as me so she's a foil fencer. Also, her suit gives off the fencing suit design

Yoru: kendo

Kay/o isn't here because he's a robot and robots don't compete in human sports

[skyeontheflank]

Valorant tweet memes bc I’m unoriginal

[weirdofox12]

the brainrot is taking over, so take Valorant characters, but what their names would be if they were Warrior Cats Astra - Sunshine Breach - Russetstorm Brimstone - Stonestar Chamber - Vincent (kittypet) Clove - Cloverleap Cypher - Crypt (loner) Deadlock - Iceslip Fade - Smokerose Gekko - Mateo (kittypet) Harbor - Sleekwater Iso - Lavender Jett - Swiftwind KAY/O - Strikedusk Killjoy - Klara (kittypet) Neon - Runningfur Omen - Shadowsmoke Phoenix - Blazefur Raze - Sparkblaze Reyna - Primroseshade Sage - Sagepool (medicine cat) Skye - Skypounce Sova - Owlsight Viper - Adderfang Yoru - Rift (loner)

[brewing-radianite]

THEY PUT TIRED PARENT TRIO IN THE NEW BP... WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK