#vilmer slaughter

[357magnum]

cleaning out our tcm pins rn

[gore-worm]

my favorite rednecks

[haddonfieldwhore]

god i wish that were me

[waxxxwork]

thinking about one or all of these fucked up cowboy types at any given moment ❤️‍🩹

[eemcintyre]

"The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" review

Aka "well that was a movie"

(Most of this will just be me thirsting over increasingly concerning Matthew McConaughey-related things)

I literally know it's because this is supposed to be somewhat of a satire of slasher movies, but all of the teen characters except my precious baby Renee are so annoying 😖😤

Not to mention Heather's actress has to be one of the worst I've *ever* seen- her situationally inappropriate nonchalance reminded me a lot of the girlfriend from "Seawolf: The Pirate's Curse"

Renee, of course, still manages to impress with the criminally little she is given to work with, as does Matthew, which is why this film wasn't the ~death knell~ for their careers and they have gone on to become award-winning A-listers ✨

I also think she looks very pretty in her glasses 😤🥺

Lowkey I like the weird, mellow vibe this new purple lady (Darla lol) has, but she seems like she's on drugs

AHHHHH Matthew has arrived and he baby!!- oh shit he just snapped a guy's neck. Man they didn't even lead us to believe he might be normal for a minute

"That's Ulysses S. Grant. You probably didn't know that, did ya?" Lowkey W.E. is me when I'm an annoying know-it-all about movie/music/art facts 🙃

Of course, again, it's for the satire, but not these kids wandering calmly around this fucking crack house

I burst out laughing when they finally cut back to Renee and poor girl's still been standing out in the woods this whole time... 💀

It's literally Woman 101 do not get in the damn stranger's truck like even Matthew the serial killer's telling her that lmao

"You don't know shit about being scared, little girl" :OOOOO here we go

The way she escapes the truck and just. .. stops running? .. 🤨🤨

The Leatherface jump scare and the chase through the water was really the only remotely scary part

My poor cat had the unfortunate timing of deciding to snuggle with me while I watched this movie and all the screaming was stressing him tf out me too honestly 🥲

Ok the black comedy is at times actually pretty good ("You're embarrassing me in front of company!!")

Oh, to be tied to a chair and straddled by Matthew McConaughey while he grabs my face I mean what? 😳

"-But then I am in the mood for love..." *bites woman* knees buckling

Darla is so weirdly supportive lol and has her own... unique moral compass; by far the best character. 👑 can I get a yes queen.

Matthew is throwing 'em at me faster than I can process 'em- locking the door behind him, threatening Renee, giving her a little kiss on the cheek and hitting us w that "Smart girl. We've got us a smart girl." MATTHEW DAVID MCCONAUGHEY 🫠

Oops! My need for therapy is showing 🫢🙃

Scale of 1-10 how concerning is it that I thought it was hot when he slit his pec with a knife?

Man all these shots of old remotes are really taking me back to my childhood TVs 🥺😩 and when the TVs and DVD players were so blissfully simple to operate for a Luddite such as myself

Darla's light purple minidress was kind of a serve 💜

They did my boy so dirty not only did he get such an anticlimactic death but they literally SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG IN THE CREDITS "MCCONNAUGHEY" geez fuckin Louise

I am exhausted, confused, and a tiny bit turned on

[thatssomegoodsoup]

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE X READER HC (part two)

CONTENT WARNING: mentions of abuse and abusive relationship

W.E Sawyer

Randomly quotes stuff a lot. Movie date night involves a lot of documentaries on famous people. You're just a normal person he found attractive, and you just thought his way of quoting famous people was a cute little quirk of his. He would put off introducing you to his family, especially Vilmer. Lots of pizza & documentary watching dates. Would take you to a museum, zoo, or some other form of learning center for your anniversary and birthday.

Vilmer Sawyer

Highly abusive and toxic relationship. you're someone he found pretty. He was kind and caring at first and you stupidly fell for him. You can't bear to leave him. You haven't seen your own family in years. He leaves cuts and bruises but that's just his way of loving you, right? He makes it known to you that he can kill you and he will kill you if he wants to. He's come close to doing that so many times before. But god, you can't leave him. You love him. And he…… loves you……in his own way.

Tex Sawyer

Wants you to sit around while he cares for you. Perfect househusband, perfect malewife. Babygirl. Would keep his brother, Alfredo, away from you. Likes going on walks with the reader, and curling up on the couch to read a book with the reader. Definitely supports the LGBT community.

Alfredo Sawyer

Unhinged ass man. You find his delusional ramblings adorable. You're probably batshit insane yourself too. For headcanons, I'd say he brings you body parts and various unhinged taxidermies as gifts. Definitely a tease. Thinks you're pretty in whatever you wear. Has a collection of lewd photos of you.

[lexyscross]

Sawyer-centric Texas Chainsaw Massacre drama-horror series made by me, with a soundtrack by Ethel Cain. 😌🤌🏽

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

Vilmer,,,, why doesn’t anyone talk about Vilmer I want that man to literally DESTROY me I would let that man shove a remote in my mouth fr

[bunnipeets]

VILMER!!🤨🤨

[gore-worm]

i love redneck murderers

[vilmerswife]

𝓥𝓲𝓵𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓢𝓪𝔀𝔂𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

SMUT HC? (Some)

(But i’m real with it he ain’t a nice mf)

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- He’s obsessed with you, He wish he could wear you around his neck.

-He loves leaving his love bites (🤭) on your body, His favorite spot is your collarbone too leave dark purple bruises, Sometimes he bites you hard enough to break your skin.

-He loves to show you off, He’d make you wear revealing clothes because he knows your attractive & everyone would want to have you but Vilmer would never let it happen, He likes to make everyone jealous knowing he won’t let them touch you.

-I seriously doubt he’s an emotional person, He loves you because he only gets to fuck you & keep you around.

-He likes to cup his hands around your cheeks or grab the back of your head during sex, He definitely loves to get a good grip on your hair.

-If you drive or not, He’d let you drive his tow truck for practice around his family’s house & large trails in the woods, He’d get complicated with you though if you got too scared, He’d force you too finish the course.

- He loves to drive you past your limit even if he’s done with you. This man would put all his energy into you thrusting his hips into you like a wild animal. He’d please you anywhere. In the kitchen, The bathroom, The living room. You name it.

-He most definitely calls you a dumb bitch 🙅🏾‍♀️

[waxxxwork]

I know we all love MM as Rust Cohle but McConaughey as Vilmer Slaughter is another role of his that I adore. Unrestrained, flying off the hinges, fitting seamlessly into a nonsensical Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel. I love when they let that guy go wild. There’s something so intriguingly unpolished about him as a much younger actor. Vilmer has Crash-energy but cringeworthy and I just love unchecked Southern-accented wrecks of men. (Next time we’ll discuss Viggo Mortensen in TCM III)

[eemcintyre]

Just gonna leave this here

[dalekofchaos]

Fixing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels

Lets be honest. The franchise is a mess and it's never going to reach the heights of the original or even the remake. The 3D timeline is an abomination and 2022 is just awful. I love TCM 2, and 3 has some great bits. But god is 4 embarrassing. So let's try to fix them.

So I looked up Hooper and Henkel's original concept for TCM 2.

It was going to be named 'Beyond The Valley of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' and originally involved an entire town full of cannibals, not just the Sawyer family. And the Hitchhiker survived and was supposedly tied to a tree by the family due to his injuries. And Sally was slated to return as well.

In my opinion they could've done this for the third and fourth movies.

It would be an easy explanation to have the town of Newt be cannibals and instead of Leatherface suddenly having new family members, he goes to known associates of the family, "neighbors" if you will.

Leatherface somehow survived and is taken in by the Slaughter Family's "Neighbors" the Sawyers.

Chop-Top is the family member who's taken alive.

Those neighbors would be Tex, Alfredo and Tinker.

Leatherface would have severe burns from the grenade and a hole in his stomache.

And instead of Sally, it's Stretch, cause Sally is institutionalized.

Stretch and Benny would work together to save Michelle

In the Next Generation. An easy fix is that.

Leatherface is in the Grandpa role. Gunnar Hansen would return to play him.

The whole "Illuminati" conspiracy is just the town conspiracy of the town cannibals.

There would be a side plot of Stretch meeting Sally. She fills her in on everything that happened. Lefty's death and the cannibal town of Newt.

The new Leatherface is the daughter from TCM3 and instead of being cringey and awful, she is completely and utterly unhinged and enjoys it more than Bubba ever did. The best part? She's takes her doll's name, Sally. The final mockery of the one who got away.

Vilmer and W.E are the other members of this new family with the Mayor of Newt as the matriarch and she bares the conspiracy for all to hear. Claims that "cannibalism is the trade and life stock of this town. Always has been. The Slaughter Family was the backbone, they inspired the rest of us."

And then a returning Chop-Top as the guest of honor.

An aged Bubba makes happy cannibal noises at his brother's arrival.

"Far out Bubba, you're the new Grandpa!"

Chop-Top tells Bubba and the new Leatherface "it's time to kill the fucking bitch"

Stretch comes to the rescue and blasts the family, killing W.E, Vilmer and head cannibal Mayor.

While the new Leatherface chases after Jenny and Chop-Top proclaims he's gonna finish what he started all those years ago.

…and Bubba finally finds the strength to get up. He even puts on the old Pretty woman mask and takes his old chainsaw. They won't get away, not this time. "dog will hunt" as his brother always said. This is for Nubbins. For Drayton and for Grandpa.

They chase Stretch, Jenny and Michelle throughout the town. The slaughterhouse, the old Slaughter farmhouse and the mental hospital where Sally is waiting for them.

It ends with Jenny and Michelle double teaming killing the younger Leatherface, Sally shoots Bubba in the chest with a shotgun and Sally saws his fucking head off and finally, Stretch kills Chop-Top

"Any last words?"

"The saw is fami-" Stretch shoots him in the head.

Stretch, Michelle, Jenny and Sally all leave from a safe distance. Stretch gets a call on her walkie talkie from Benny

"Are you safe? over"

"Yes, I got Michelle and the latest survivor and even Sally. We're all at a safe distance to watch the fireworks over"

"Good, over"

and Benny presses the button and suddenly the entire town of Newt blows the fuck up. A result of Benny planting C4 all around the town of Newt and finally ending the Cannibal town.

End of franchise

This is a neat way to end the series, or at least the original timeline Cause

the original timeline never declines in quality.

Leatherface stays consistent in the first three movies, passes down the saw to his adoptive daughter and returns for one final massacre

All the survivors return for one final confrontation with the town

Chance for All-American Massacre to happen

One big family reunion

And a proper conclusion to the franchise...that will never be fucked up by shitty sequels

[thatssomegoodsoup]

SLASHERS X READER HC MASTERLIST

JASON VOORHEES X READER HCs

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE X READER HCs #1

^ Includes Bubba, Drayton, Chop Top, and Nubbins

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE X READER HCs #2

^ Includes W.E., Vilmer, Tex, and Alfredo

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE X READER HCs #3

^ Includes Edith/Heather, Grandpa, and Tinker

KATZ X READER HCs

MICHAEL MYERS X READER HC (sort of)

OWL X READER HCs

TIGGER X READER HCs

WINNIE THE POOH X READER HCs

OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD X READER VALENTINE'S DAY HCs

BABY FIREFLY X READER HCs

To Be Written:

Stu Macher x Reader HCs

[lexyscross]

Excuse me, sir, that’s my emotional support fictional family of unhinged, murderous, incestuous, cannibal rednecks! 🤎