#villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid
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we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced
#divorced WITH CHILDREN#villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid#'what the hell we agreed no kidnappings on a school night' 'fuck that i'm a supervillain not an absentee parent'#meanwhile the kid's calmly dangling upside down over a vat of acid scribbling out their math homework while the parents showdown#*city-leveling superbattle over weekend custody ensues*#millions of dollars of property damage later the kid reminds them both that this weekend is soccer camp actually?
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