#villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid

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we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced

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#divorced WITH CHILDREN #villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid #'what the hell we agreed no kidnappings on a school night' 'fuck that i'm a supervillain not an absentee parent' #meanwhile the kid's calmly dangling upside down over a vat of acid scribbling out their math homework while the parents showdown #*city-leveling superbattle over weekend custody ensues* #millions of dollars of property damage later the kid reminds them both that this weekend is soccer camp actually?

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we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

divorced with children! villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid. "what the hell we agreed no kidnappings on a school night" "fuck that i'm a supervillain not an absentee parent"

(meanwhile the kid's calmly dangling upside down over a vat of acid scribbling out their math homework while the parents showdown. ***city-leveling superbattle over weekend custody ensues*** millions of dollars of property damage later the kid reminds them both that this weekend is soccer camp actually)

we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced