#viktor krum protection squad

[thereisnolumos]

If I see one more time a 17yo Viktor Krum being called a predator and a pedophile for going to the ball with a 15yo Hermione Granger and spending time with her afterwards, I’m going to start punching people…

[ronweasleyisourking]

Me: WHO LOVES POLYAMOROUS SHIPS???

Ron Weasley Fans: US!!!!

Me: AND WHO WILL WE SHIP RON WITH?

Ron Weasley Fans: ANYBODY WE WANT!!!

Me: BUT WHO DON'T WE SHIP HIM WITH?

Ron Weasley Fans: TOXIC B*TCHES!!!

Me: damn right.

[samesanegirl]

My Feelings About Dramione...

Sooo, I have seen Romione vs Dramione posts where fans fight to the death for their favourite ship. With the rising popularity of the Ron Weasley Defence Squad, people are now clearly seeing that Romione is the better ship of the two 

I have reblogged billions of posts that highlight the toxicity of Dramione and how Ron and Hermione are better suited to each other. However, I have never ever stated what I think of this matter.

So, I have always shipped Romione. I am not going to say how cute they are, or how well they compliment each other, because this won't do them justice. But I have never ever shipped a ship like this; they just tug at your heartstrings and you just want eternal happiness for both of them.

Back at the age of 11, I shipped Romione like crazy. But I was always curious with Dramione. This is because I had heaps of friends who hated Ron Weasley (I actually have no friends who actually ship Romione). Two of them shipped Dramione wholeheartedly. Thus, I dare say I was slightly brainwashed and started to read Dramione fan fiction.

Now looking back, I think what really drives the appeal of Dramione is the sex. Because holy Merlin, there was so much smut in fan art and fan fiction. This is because Draco Malfoy is perceived as extremely hot, while Ron wasn't due to his more shy personality. I have noticed that many Dramione shippers liked them because of their sexual tension and appeal rather than the emotional connection. So in other words, superficial. I get it, it is slightly alluring dating a hot rich teenager, who lives in a mansion, has a wealthy family and good taste in fashion. Many people focus on Hermione’s sexual awakening and their physical appearances. But at the end of the day, those fan fictions felt empty. I can’t remember a single Dramione fan fiction where both of them actually valued each other’s qualities.

In contrast, Romione fan fictions are full of soul and actually explore their romantic feelings towards each other. Sure, there may be licking and sucking here and there, but they are complimented by beautiful moments too (at least the well-written ones anyway). This is because Romione fans truly understand the journey that these two had to go through, and how much they cared for each other and what they valued in each other. Because if they were superficial, Ron would be focused on getting a beautiful Veela, and Hermione could have continued her relationship with the famous Viktor Krum. But that is not what they prioritise in a partner. 

But my biggest issue is that Dramione fans will glorify the smallest things about their ‘moments.’ One particular moment that stands out to me is when Hermione was being tortured at Malfoy Manor. It was said at one point that Draco ‘could not bare to look at her.’ WELL, OF FUCKING COURSE NOT, SHE WAS BEING FUCKING TORTURED BY A PSYCHOPATH. If I saw a random guy getting tortured, I would not look either.

They have written alternate universes, where Draco saves Hermione and say excuses how he could not have saved her from Bellatrix. Maybe they’re right, but he could have tried to spare her from the Cruciatus Curse at least. Not only that but there is someone who wrote a fan fiction where Draco took Hermione to his room and gave her another punishment. That is right, Draco rapes Hermione, and it is portrayed as romantic and emotional, as he could not think of a ‘softer punishment.’ This is glorified, despite that Hermione cried, did not give him consent and did not use protection.

But when Ron screams, cries, tries to aparate, slams the walls with his fists because he can’t rescue Hermione, what do Dramione fans say?:

You know why you see so many girls abused by their boyfriends in the media? Because they choose a bad boy (aka Draco) who is fucked in the head, racist and all around toxic instead of a selfless, funny and loyal man (aka Ron). And Dramione fans perpetuate this behaviour and glorification.

If you ship Dramione for the fun of it or because of the smut you find, go ahead, do your thing. But don't you dare call Romione toxic when Draco literally wished Hermione dead, and called her racial slurs in the Wizarding World.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[durmstranged]

Friendly reminder that the Goblet of Fire doesn't pick incompetent people to enter into the Tournament. Friendly reminder that Barty Crouch Jr. had an immense dislike for traitor Igor Karkaroff and used children for pawns in getting Lord Voldemort to return. Friendly reminder that Viktor Krum is far from stupid.

[dalekofchaos]

My Harry Potter headcanons

Harry Potter is Bi 

Harry’s scar was growing every year. Grows from a tiny lightning bolt, to a storm overtaking his face. Only after Voldemort is defeated does it recede to just his forehead.

Hermione is Autistic

Sirius Black is pan and in love with Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin is Demiromantic and in love with Sirius Black

Tonks is nonbinary and pan and in love with Tulip Karasu

Charlie Weasley is Asexual

Luna Lovegood is Asexual

Bill Weasley is Bisexual and in a poly relationship with Fleur Delacour and Viktor Krum

Severus Snape is Trans

In Year 4 Harry was an absolute Bi disaster and was crushing on Cedric and Cho and asked both of them out at the same time

Harry has hit on every Weasley sibling just to fuck with Ron

America has two major Wizarding Schools. Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and The Salem Institute of Extraordinary Magic. I chose what we all thought would be the American Wizarding School because it would be important and honestly better than cultural appropriating a culture without their permission and not allowing Indigenous Tribes to found Ilvermorny. The Salem Witches Institute is important because it will show that what happened in Salem can never happen again. An Intersectional Academy for Witches and Wizards everywhere. Taught to defend themselves, taught never to be defenseless, taught to fight and taught that what happened in Salem can never happen again. First it was known as The Salem Witches Institute, but became The Salem Institute Of Extraordinary Magic over time and accepted Wizards into their school. 

Ilvermorny was founded by Native Americans. It was their school and culture. It wasn’t until the European settlers invaded and raided  Ilvermorny and erased the Native Americans and stole everything and made  Ilvermorny their own. Basically history was written by the victors. It wasn’t till the late 1980′s that this was brought to light and the real history was made public.(Fuck your cultural appropriative ass JK)

The Hogwarts Founders are witchcraft and wizardry masters from all around the world. Godric Gryffindor is African, Salazar Slytherin is Muslim, Rowena Ravenclaw is Chinese and Helga Hufflepuff is French Indian. To erase their diverse founders image from history, a bunch of racist headmasters used magic to keep the illusion that the founders were white. It wasn’t until the late 90′s where the truth was finally revealed.

Salazar Slytherin didn’t want muggle-born kids to come to Hogwarts because It was in a period of time during which muggles were,  murdering anyone they suspecting of having magical abilities.  And when Professor Binns talks about it, what he specifically says is that Salazar “[believed] them to be untrustworthy.”  Which it’s easy to interpret as, “they might give us away to their muggle families and get us and all of our students killed.”And if you look at it that way, it’s not hard to imagine that the Chamber of Secrets was actually built as a defense for the school – maybe arguably a misguided one, but still a defense – the same way the enchanted statues are.  And that the original intent of it and Salazar’s requirements for sorting were twisted over the centuries, becoming less of an effort to protect the school from a group who, at the time, were potential threats to them, and more of a powertrip, especially once the magical community separated itself from the muggle community.I mean, Binns does also specify that the bit about “purging the school of people unworthy of practicing magic” is part of the legend and not the factual history of the school.  And it was Riddle/Voldemort who first used the basilisk.

Newt Scamander created the Werewolf Registry in a way to introduce laws that would protect and help werewolves, but the Ministry twisted it into its own bigoted laws.  It’d make Newt likeable without having to ignore the whole Werewolf Registry thing, and it’d be another chance to show just how fucking awful the Ministry is. Doing that would make Newt’s likeability skyrocket, instead of what we’ve got right now, which is him being very likeable, but the shadow of what happens is something you have to ignore in order to like him.

The Knights Of Walpurgis were the only ones who Voldemort considered to be his true friends, the rest of the Death Eaters were just followers to him.

Lily had a witch squad with Marlene McKinnon,  Mary MacDonald,  Dorcas Meadowes, Molly Prewett and Alice Lightwood

Because of Snape and Lily’s close friendship, Lily developed feelings for Snape, but when he called her a mudblood and seeing him with the Slytherins who would become Death Eaters, all Lily felt for Snape was disgust

When James and Lily started dating and Lily became friends with The Marauders, Lily became a registered Animagus to help Remus. Lily’s Animagus is a Doe and her Marauder name is Fawna

Walburga and Orion were abusive towards Sirius and Regulus

Harry celebrates Father’s Day by celebrating with Hagrid and celebrates Mother’s day by celebrating with The Weasleys for Molly and honoring Professor McGonagall

Lucius and Narcissa were loving parents towards Draco. Despite what the Draco stans do to demonize them just to woobify Draco

Despite JK’s claims, Draco does have happy enough memories to produce a patronus. He grew up in a stable home with loving parents. Draco’s patronus is a Thestral. 

Pansy Parkinson’s patronus is a King Cobra and Blasie Zabini’s patronus is a Fox

During Snape’s Legilimency lessons with Harry, Snape saw how abusive the Dursleys were towards him and it gave Snape flashbacks to how Tobias treated him and both Snape and McGonagall protested to Dumbledore about how fucked up it is that Harry has to live in an abusive house.

After Cornelius Fudge was dismissed from office, he was tried for the murder of Barty Crouch Jr 

Sirius Black was convicted without a trial and a proper investigation was just cruel and unfair. His fellow OOTP members who became Aurors who knew him best were not allowed to investigate Sirius. They knew Sirius was not capable of doing what he did but were silenced. The Ministry needed a scapegoat and Dumbledore did not want Sirius to raise Harry. Dumbledore gave second chances to people who he could use.  He gave Snape a chance because Snape was of use to him. He used Harry because Harry was the key to defeating Voldemort and for the greater good. Dumbledore randomly helped Remus when he was a boy by going out of his way to let Remus come to Hogwarts and Remus himself once admitted that he will forever be grateful to Dumbledore and Remus was a member of the Order. Dumbledore sends Remus to live with werewolves and try to convince them to join the Order. Dumbledore manipulated Remus for the greater good. Dumbledore had no use for Sirius. Dumbledore could have spoken up and fought on behalf of Sirius, Wizengamot but he didn’t and Sirius was forced to be in Azkaban for 12 years. Dumbledore manipulated Sirius’ death. He didn’t have a use for Sirius, didn’t care for him and  having Harry go live with Sirius at 12 Grimmauld Place would take away the protection spell placed upon The Dursleys which went against Dumbledore’s plans, so I fully believe Albus manipulated Sirius’ death so Harry would stay with the Dursleys.

The Fudge administration was investigated for corruption and the unjust imprisonment of Sirius Black

Neville acknowledging that, while Snape was most definitely more consistently awful, McGonagall was actually pretty goddamn terrible to him in third year with the whole "You don't deserve unrestricted access to your bed when a murderer was loose on Hogwarts grounds" punishment for a mistake, and McGonagall owning up to that and apologizing.

When Sirius returned to 12 Grimmauld Place and was confronted by the portrait of Walburga and told him she can finally say she is “proud of him” for being convicted of betraying The Potters and killing the Muggles and Sirius has never been so disgusted in his entire life  

Dumbledore was raising Harry to be an Obscurus

When Harry, Ron and Hermione came back to Hogwarts looking for the Horcruxes. Hermione apologized to Cho and Marietta and undid the jinx.

After the Battle Of Hogwarts, Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione went to Godric Hollow to fix up The Potter cottage together. Harry and Ginny live at Godric’s Hollow with their children and they are one big happy family.

After sometime of self-reflection Draco and Pansy do end up together, but realize the way they acted in Hogwarts was awful and eventually make amends to everyone. First they break away and distanced themselves from their families. Draco and Pansy reaches out seek to make amends with everyone involved with the DA. So one day as they gather at Hogsmeade, they properly apologize for everything. It takes some time, but eventually they are forgiven. Draco  even got that handshake with Harry! Draco and Pansy raise their son Scorpius together and raises him right and never to be prejudiced. They are healers together.

Luna and Neville end up together(this is my canon, so shut up) they fall in love shortly after the Battle Of Hogwarts. Neville teaches Herbology. Luna is a Magizoologist. They have two kids. Alice and Lysander

Harry and Ginny had a 4th child. Ruby Molly Weasley, named after Hagrid and Molly

After the war. Hagrid goes back to Hogwarts and finally finishes his education. Harry takes him to Diagon Alley to return the favor.

After the war, Harry turns 12 Grimmauld Place  into a children’s home for Hogwarts students who can’t or shouldn’t or don’t want to go back home for the summer or holidays. And Harry renames it the R.J. Lupin House Inspiration

When their time at the Ministry was finished. The Big Seven returned to Hogwarts as Professors. Harry became the Professor Defense Against The Dark Arts, Ron would be the Charms Professor, Hermione would become the Transfiguration professor, Neville would remain as Herbology Professor, Luna would be the Care For Magical Creatures Professor, Ginny would be the Flying Instructor, and Draco would be the Potions Master

[jim-im-a-doctor-not-a-physicist]

Excuse me, but did we read the same books? Because, the last time I checked Hermione was the one who belittled Ron until he made her cry without intending to and saving her life afterwards, Hermione showed no sympathy towards Ron when Scabbers was supposedly eaten by her cat and Hermione attacked him with a flock of birds just because he was dating Lavender Brown and he had to nearly die for her to forgive him while he just gave her the silent treatment in the yule ball.

I don’t normally reply to anons in hopes that it deters them but you’re rude demeanor was too good to resist today.

We likely did read the same books and merely have different interpretations which is fine for me but obviously you’d like everyone to think the same way as you? Btw in order for Ron to have given Hermione the silent treatment he had to be silent and he didn’t. And of course Hermione didn’t show sympathy to Ron for the rat because he was busy accusing her cat of eating him with circumstantial evidence at best. Not to mention later in this book and movie Ron and Harry would ignore her because she WANTED TO KEEP THEM SAFE. So yeah I stand by my position that Viktor Krum was nicer to Hermione than Ron ever was. You can’t change my mind. Get over it or die mad.

P.S. Stay out of my inbox if you’re here to criticize Hermione because I am part of her protection squad. Us bushy haired folk gotta stay together.

[ronweasleyisourking]

There's almost endless possibilities when it comes to shipping Ron with characters. I mean. Hermione. Harry. Hermione Granger. Dean. Hermione J. Granger. Luna. Hermione Jean Granger. Neville. Hermione "I'll punch you if you insult my husband" Granger. Lavender. HERMIONE FRIGGIN' GRANGER. Oh, and, ofc Harry.

Yet people are still out there shipping Ron with Viktor "I like underage girls" Krum.