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Aaoouuuhgh....... Anton Anton Anton Anton.... ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[doromoni]

Not Over the Papaya | OP81

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Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader

Genre : Fluff Smau

A/N : Tooth rotting fluff coming ur way~ no angst for this chapter hihi enjoy!

Face claim : Jennie Kim

Song: So this is love - Brandy, Paulo Montalban

Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.

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Y/N. 3mins

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markwebber Oi! my feet blur that!

Y/N. get in the bloody car first old man, we still need to fetch 2 more idiots

markwebber Ok fine, tell osc I’m driving us

Y/N. he said sure. NOW GET DRESSED

markwebber ok ok give me a sec

Y/N thank youuu 🫶

Y/bf Ohhh who’s that? he’s hot! 🥵

Y/N. He almost 50 and he’s MARRIED with KIDS

Y/bf Maybe they need a new stepmom

Y/N. GIRL. NO

Y/bf. I’m joking! I’m waiting for Lewis Hamilton … that man could take me. ☺️

Y/N. Y/bf I swear…

Y/bf Ok i’m serious about that ~ I’ll let Lewis ruin my life

Y/N. and i’m sure he’d be lucky to have you, crazy and all

Y/bf hell yeah I’m a catch 🤗

Y/N. you’d be a bigger catch if you went to Australia with me

Y/bf I have to a shoot for my movie you gremlin. I’m sure they cant film when their leading actress is half across the earth

Y/N. ik ik~ goodluck babe! Ughh im so proud of youuuu 🫶

Y/N. 8mins

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charles_leclerc wth?? You’re all together??

charles_leclerc why wasnt I invited?

charles_leclerc Y/N! answer meeee

maxverstappen this is so weird Y/N 😅

Y/N. 1m

story replies

oscarpiastri I see mom had shown you the albums huh?

Y/N. You looked so cute my luvv 😭 I’m crying

oscarpiastri I do look cute 🤷‍♂️

Y/N. URGH I want to squish ur lil cheeks . I’m having cuteness aggression. I never realized how blond you are 🥺

oscarpiastri yeah, I kinda outgrew it

Y/N. what if we dyed ur hair??

oscarpiastri Baby, I love you but NO

Y/N. I h8 u, go play video games with the other guys~ ur mom’s spilling so many things bout you 😛

oscarpiastri Nooooooooo

charles_leclerc Osc looks cute

Y/N. Ikr??

charles_leclerc Yes… now why am I not invited to go to Australia???

Y/N. 🙊😬

charles_leclerc Y/Nieeee Whyyyyyy???

charles_leclerc Hello?????

Y/N.

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Y/N. I wasn’t depressed, I just needed some sun…. or somebody’s son

oscarpiastri Mama said you could keep me 😌

nicolepiastri NO returns, @Y/N sweetie.

Y/N. No returns… I have some concerns 🙂‍↕️. I feel like he loves Sally better than me.

oscarpiastri That was my childhood room dear!!.

Y/N. that doesn’t explain the huge af cut out 😀

nicolepiastri yeh, he begged for that one.

danielricciardo Ok where are my photo creds tho???

Y/N. Oh.

danielricciardo this is intellectual theft Y/N!

Y/N. Ok fine i’m sorry! Thank you for the most amazing, revolutionary, and inspiring photos taken by @danielricciardo

danielricciardo That’s better. Ur very welcome

logansargeant I didn’t come here to be bullied!!

Y/N. who’s bullying you our precious bbq sauce enthusiast

logansargeant I- ok that’s a step up from ranch. I’ll take it.

charles_leclerc I repeat. WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?!

oscarpiastri ur not Aussie

charles_leclerc Ok??? Logan is American and Y/N too

oscarpiastri right.

Y/N. Sorry kinda forgot about u 😬

charles_leclerc unbelievable! i’m so hurt 😭

Y/N. sucks to be u, cry about it on ur yatch

charles_leclerc Maybe I will! and none of you are invited

Notification : Alex added you to “ Charles the drama queen”

Notification : Alex added Oscar to “Charles the drama queen”

Extra A/N: Singer!Oscar ran in my mind all week… so fuck it Singer!Oscar.

Also! may I offer my playlist for the one and only~ Oscar Jack Piastri 😗

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[mimikittysblog]

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Pairing: Bf! Yunho x Fem! Reader

Genre: pure fluff

Warnings: none

Tagging: @faeprincess777 @stay-tiny-things @jaerisdiction @bee-gremlin @gae-ping-boosay @xh01bri @nuggiesnuggetdog04 @buttercup0024 (Join my Taglist here!)

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Ateez was about to go on tour again. This time they’re finally going to perform in many new cities they’ve never been before. It was exciting to be able to see new Atinys. One of those new cities was San Diego and you when looking at their schedule you noticed something.

The day after Ateez’s concert there, Comic Con will be held!

When you realized this, you knew your boyfriend has to go. So you asked his managers about the in depth schedule and for permission to let him go to the convention.

After going back and forth a little bit, going over how long you can be there, his and your safety etc. You got the green light.

“YUYUUUU!! YUYU! I have a surprise for youuuuu!” You yell out as you run to him when he got home from practice.

“Woah baby?? What’s up?” He asks surprised as he catches you in a hug.

“You’re going to San Diego this tour right??” You ask with a big smile.

“Yeah! Yeah I am. Why??”

“Yes you are! I realized that and realized that.. Comic Con is being held a day after your performance there!! And I just ask your managers for permission and they’re letting you go!” You explain.

“Woah wait really?! Comic Con?? Isn’t it that big convention for like.. marvel, disney, anime and video games??” He asks with wide excited eyes.

“Yuuuuuppp!!! And I cheeecked.. they’re gonna have a panel for the new Spider-Man movie!!!! And saw there’s gonna be a Valorant booth!”

“…I’m so fucking in love with you! Omg thank you thank youuu!!” He exclaims as he picks you up and spins you around.

When he puts you down, he leans down to give you a big kiss.

“You’re welcome baby!! And actually I have one more surprise! Come!”

“More?! Baby you’re spoiling me!”

“Only the best for the love of my life!”

You dragged him to the bedroom and made him sit down. You go to your desk to pick up a box and handed it to him.

“Open!”

He smiles at you before opening the box to reveal an authentic Spider-Man mask, and a Spider-Man hoodie.

“Sweetheart!! Oh my god this is awesome!!!”

“Well my Spider-Man needs a mask! And I think you should wear this when you go to Comic Con!”

“Wait really??”

“Comic con is crowded love.. And while I don’t think most people would recognize you, not that you’re not famous enough! Just.. different demographic yknow.”

“I get it darling.” He cuts you off momentarily to reassure you he understands what you meant.

“I’m saying that the managers told me that you still need to hide your identity out there. And I thought rather than you going in with a plain black mask and a hat. You can wear this!! Dress for the occasion! Like this!” You explained to him before pulling out your phone to show him some casual Spider-Man cosplays that you know would suit (pun not intended) him.

“You’re such a genius! God I couldn’t have asked for a better girlfriend. Thank you so much my love!” He thanks, nothing but pure love and gratitude in his eyes.

“Of course sweetheart!” You reply, giving him a loving kiss.

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It was the day of Comic Con and Yunho couldn’t be more excited. He was absolutely buzzing with excitement in the car ride. You were actually kinda worried he’d be too tired to go since he absolutely killed it at the concert the night before. Yet when you finally arrived he practically leaped out of the car.

You had nothing to worry about.

“I’ll pick you up in a couple of hours.” His manager said.

“Got it!” You giggled as you hoped out to chase after him.

You almost lost him since there were a few Spider-Man cosplayers but you did eventually catch up to him.

“Omg Yuyu calm down!” You giggle.

“I’m just excited!” He exclaimed.

“I know baby.” You laughed.

“Thank you again for this surprise! It really means the world to me!”

You simply smiled up at him, lifting up his mask and giving him a soft kiss.

He smiled back before pulling down his mask and pulling you closer to him.

Comic con will be comic con! It was absolutely packed so Yunho always made sure you were right next to him. Holding your hand or waist tightly to make sure you two don’t get separated.

Walking around you both were amazed by all the cosplayers and booths. You two splurged a little and bought some merch of all of your favorite franchises. You even got to meet and take pictures with some Youtubers and streamers that were there. It was really so fun.

And actually to your surprise some people wanted to take pictures with you too.

Since of course today you decided to dress up as well. So while Yunho went as Spider-Man you went as your favorite character. It was a very simple costume but very recognizable like Yunho’s. It was also an experience for Yunho when people wanted his photo for the first time ever not as Yunho from Ateez but as Spider-Man.

“Wow love, I didn’t realize you’d be more famous than me here.” Yunho chuckles after another person asked for your photo.

“Well what can I say? I guess I’m just irreeesistableee!” You giggle. (5 points to anyone who gets this reference)

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“Phew, this mask gets hot after a while.” Yunho chuckles taking off his mask while you two were sitting down, waiting for the Marvel Studios panel.

“I can imagine.” You say as you gave him a water bottle and wiped off some of his sweat for him.

“Thank you darling.” He smiles, giving you a kiss before taking a sip.

Soon enough the panel started and you both were thoroughly hyped and entertained throughout the entire thing. Yunho almost jumped out of his seat and fell when they announced what the new Spider-Man movie was gonna be, the release date and who was gonna be in it.

“Oh We’re SOOOOO watching this movie!” He exclaimed.

You could really only giggle at his antics.

Once the panel was over you knew you were gonna get picked up soon. So when in the far distance you finally saw the Valorant booth you grabbed your boyfriend by the hoodie and dragged him there.

He was so confused but let you do it anyway. And when he finally saw the booth he was so fuckin floored. He then picked you up and sprinted to the booth.

“OMG Yuyu put me doooown!”

“WE HAVE NO TIME!”

He eventually did put you down to look around and of course splurge on more merch. You stood behind him as he did this and you just had the biggest smile.

You always love how giddy your boyfriend gets when it comes to his hobbies and interests. It’s just a delight and an adorable sight. If Spider-Man right now had a tail it’d be wagging so bad.

Soon his manager gave you the call.

It was time to leave as he had another show in two days and he needed to rest. He honestly didn’t want to leave yet but he knew he had to. So hand in hand you two left the building and got into the managers car. Once inside you two felt the exhaustion actually.

Yunho eventually did fall asleep on the way to the hotel, you had to take off his mask for him. Once back in the hotel and in the comforts of your room, you both got ready for an early night in.

“Thank you again for this day baby. It meant so much.”

“Anything Spidey.” You giggle giving him a kiss before snuggling closer.

“I mean it though. I had the best day, and it’s all thanks to you.” He smiled.

“I know sweetie, I had a blast too.”

“I love you.”

“Love you more.”

The next day, Yunho actually posted about his day at Comic Con on his IG and to Ateez’s twitter to the surprise of many.

They were FREAKING out. ‘Cause not only did Yunho look hella fine as Spider-Man. It made a few Atiny realized that they actually met Yunho at there and had a photo with him. It was so funny and adorable seeing Atiny’s reaction to it.

Safe to say Spidey-Yunho was a hit.

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© mimikittysblog 2025

[charles-eclair16]

Night after Night: Charles Leclerc

Pairing: charles leclerc x fem!singer reader

Genre: Fluff🌥️ hints of sex?

About: when you release a song and the chaos it creates or the hardest launch ever

Your_username

Liked by charles_leclerc, badgirlriri, Adele and 89.k others

Your_username: Night after Night releasing tomorrow at 8pm. This song is honestly very different from all the songs I've ever written and I hope you guys would love it just as much as me ;⁠) also a surprise guest for you guys☺️

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Username06: what the fuck?! You cannot just drop this on us!?!

User: the scream I let out! I fell on my knees

Ynfan: is this about sex? Why does it give smexy times vibes

Lovergirl: what if the surprise guest is the man she's been soft launching?

↪️Ynismyreligion: as if! We know nothing about the man apart from he's got dark hair and freckles on his back

↪️Lovergirl: the man in the photo has freckles just saying!

User: bestie wake up mother is back!!

Ynismyreligion: I can't wait for the song!! It's been so long❤️❤️

Fangirl16: Ariana( charles) what are you doing here?!

Ynismymom: who is that man? And why does it look familiar?!

Mybabygirl: Why do I feel like we're going to lose our mind because of this song?!

Badgirlriri: can't wait💙

↪️Your_username: I love youuu❤️

F1obssessed: charles liked this?

↪️Yourfan: who?

↪️Fangirlcl: he's a formula 1 driver.

↪️Formula1fan: girl you're overreacting he could be a fan🤦

↪️F1fan: you're reaching

↪️Smoothoperator: the freakles do look like him

↪️F1fan: and you know this because?

↪️Fangirl16: girl I'm telling you that's Charles like I would bet my life on this

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↪️Formula1fan: what the fuck?! Pierre liked.

↪️F1fan: that man likes anything doesn't mean that's Charles

↪️ Georgerusselfan: you guys can think he can pull a baddie like her? Like be real guys

Charles_leclerc

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Tagged: your_username

Charles_leclerc: Surprise? Hope you guys enjoyed the music video as much as we enjoyed filming it ;⁠) Baby I'm so proud of you♥️ and I'm so lucky to be loved by you...these months have been amazing with you by my side. I love you 😘 ps- did I make a good actor?

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F1fan: this is the hardest launch ever

Pierregasly: you sure did practice a lot

↪️Likedbygasly: lmao pierre

↪️Ynfan09: spill the tea gasly

Carlossainz55: I still can't believe the song is written about you

↪️Vettelfan: carlos💀

Landonorris: I so not needed to hear that

↪️Ynismyreligion: Lando😭😭

↪️Ynismylove: exactly there are children here

User: I like how she dropped one song and the F1 twitter was in shambles

Username05: Monday Tuesday Wednesday... Now the only thing I will remember is Charles giving yn the ride of her life

Fangirl16: the song has been stuck in my mind

LewisHamilton: Nice song Charles♥️

Smoothoperator: the whole grid is gonna make fun of Charles

Maxverstappen1: Nice to know your weekly routine mate!

↪️Fanoff1: Lmao max💀

↪️Fangirl16: just tell us that you watched the mv for Charles max

Danielriccardo: Oh didn't know you had game mate

↪️Superfan02: us too Daniel us too

↪️Randomfan02: With a face like Charles I don't think you need a game his face is game enough

Alexalbon: Nice song mate. Practiced a lot?

Georgerussel: l love how the whole grid is ganging up on Charles

Likedbygasly: I wanna know who texted the groupchat first when the video dropped

Your_username: Thank you for being in the video babe♥️ couldn't have done it without you😘😘😘

↪️Pierregasly: obviously couldn't have done it without him😂

↪️Username05: Pierre💀💀

Your_username: I loveeeee you♥️♥️

Username06: they're so cute

Charles_leclerc: nobody is complimenting my acting🙃

↪️Pierregasly: what acting?

↪️Maxverstappen1: you ate her face the whole video?? Are we supposed to compliment your kissing abilities?

↪️Landonorris: as if we haven't seen you guys sucking each other's faces off enough

[gisele0127]

Hear me out, bllk boys as sush parents-

Which of them would be the most caring and responsible ones? Which will be the ones that forget taking care of them?

(Im new in your account by the way, and I love you writing, hope youre doing well ＼(^-^)／ )

bllk boys as dads!

notes: I love this request! I hope it’s okay and thank youuu :)

Isagi -

Would definitely be one of the best dads along with kunigami! I feel like he would be a girl dad and would be so protective of them. He’s very responsible and cares for both you and the kids even when he’s gone for away games. He definitely FaceTimes them every night when he’s not home! And when he gets home late he never forgets to go in their room to give them goodnight kisses. No matter what age you two have kids wether it be in your teens (accidentally of course) or later in his career, he is very responsible and steps up 100%.

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Kunigami -

He would be an amazing dad! He’s very very protective of his kids no matter how old they are! He would be a responsible parent but every once in a while he breaks the rules with his kids! Would definitely sign up his kids for sports at a very young age, but even if they don’t turn out to be as good as him he is still very proud! He gives the best hugs to his kids. He loves loves loves giving his kids piggy back rides! He would just be a very fun dad but still makes sure no one gets hurt.

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Nagi -

Nagi might not be the most involved parent but he still loves his kid. He never wanted kids but when you got pregnant he was surprisingly happy. (Obviously not planned) He didn’t know why, honestly he never thought he would make a good father. But when your kid was born something clicked in him. He gets very jealous of his kid because you started giving them more attention. Sometimes he forgets he’s a dad and that he has a kid😭. They mostly bond over video games. Nagi taught them how to play at a very young age.

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Reo -

SPOILS HIS KIDS! You love to live a humble life but he does not. Obviously. If he has a daughter as his first born he spoils her rotten. He’s got a soft spot for her, especially when she looks just like you. He’s a very responsible parent and when his kids grow older he expects a lot out of them. He hires tutors for them and makes them study a lot. Even though he spoils them he tries to make them be a little humble, per your request. Reo never thought of having kids, it never crossed his mind. So obviously they were a surprise. Either way he loves them to the moon and back.

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Shidou -

Hes to be the cool parent everyone wishes they had. But sometimes he can get a little irresponsible. Has definitely forgotten his kid at a park and lost them at a mall. He kinda just lets his kids do what ever. Bad grades? “Hey that’s okay!” Got in a fight? “Did you at least win?” But this man loves his kids more than anything. They are your twins after all. No matter if they like it or not he signed up his kids for football at a young age.

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Barou -

THIS MAN HAS SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR HIS BABYGIRL. When she was a baby he was kinda grossed out by the vomit and poop but he eventually got used to it. He would be such a good dad. One of the best. Very overprotective like kunigami. One annoying habit he has though is that he yells at his kid to keep her room clean and make her bed every morning. He does his daughters hair. Every. Day. And he’s so good at it too. He spoils his girl rotten. He thought he was a one and done but maybe he wants one more kid.

[smelliemelly]

If requests r open could u do the Having Dabi as a bf post with Spinner pretty please 🙏??

Thank youuu!! 🫶

Ofc!!! 🫶

Having Spinner as a boyfriend!! 😻

I don't think there's any tw for this one 🤔

Honestly having Spinner as a boyfriend would be more ups than downs.

Now he'd definitely be very protective, he asks you where you're going, when you think you'll be back, and once he gets those answers he'll let you go, hoping you have fun wherever you're off to.

He's got more green flags than red. If you ask him for a favor he'll do it, he might teasingly say no but he'll do it anyways.

BIG ON PHYSICAL AFFECTION!!!

If he's playing video games, guess where you're at? 🤭

His lap! He might even let you have a few turns if you're up for some friendly competition.

He loves to build you up, and is heavy on making you feel good in every way possible.

But he's a bit insecure deep down so please make him feel good too😿

He also may or may not be a part of the sassy man apocalypse.

He matches energy so hard, if you're being super sweet and loving towards him so is he, if you're being mean towards him so is he. Soo treat him how you wanna be treated.

He does NOT take any disrespect towards you or him. If someone says something disrespectful towards you shit might go downhill 🤷‍♀️

He secretly loves to be dominated (sexually or just in general take it however you want it lmaoo)

He cannot go a day without seeing your pretty/handsome face 😿

Send him a picture or let him come running to you

him running to your location: 🧎‍♂️🏃‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

No but on a serious note he really does love you, he never gets bored of you and really really needs you to be the same, dont leave him or he'll be sad 😿

His biggest red flag? He can get slightly obsessive (not like in the yandere type) but like just obsessive in the way of wanting nothing but you in his life. He wants you and you only.

The type of villain to burn the world for you.

Oh yeah and he absolutely loves to talk with you. And!! Sharing his interests and literally anything he finds interesting with you.

For example: his opinion on Stain, his favorite video games, music, so on so forth!

He might be the type to send you 1938383 tiktoks and be like "did you watch the tiktok i sent you?".

He doesn't have much to give to you, just like how Dabi doesn't have much to give you when it comes to dates and stuff. But Spinner will actually put in more effort! He'll try to take you to your favorite fast food restaurant, or maybe even try to do some side quests to make money to then buy you your favorite stuff!

Big effort guy 💪

If you know about his villain life he'd try to protect you as much as possible from it. If you don't know about it he'll tell you eventually lol

Long story short he would probably be the best partner out of everyone in the LOV.

look at how silly he is 😸

[thewintersoldierdisaster]

hi angel! I looooooove how you write andrei so I would love to hear your take on what he’d be like on a mini golf date 🥹

I know he doesn’t really care much for actual golfing but I think it’d be fun watching this giant russian man play some putt putt lmaooo

omg thank youuu 🥹 i’m obsessed with and LOVE your tags on my fics 🫶🏻 hope you enjoy this!

okay, drei and mini golf - here we go. popping this one under a read more for a few nsfw lines and the unintenitonal double entendres that happen when talking about golf😅

i love that he thinks golf is stupid because i also think golf is stupid

you convince him to try mini golf because there are some fun little courses near you and you always remember having a good time playing with your friends growing up

it immediately starts wrong because the longest putter is still too short for him and he has to hunch over awkwardly to shoot (“i’m going to throw out my back like this” “and yet you have no problem bending me over and throwing out my back…”)

he picks a red golf ball of course and you go with neon pink

to spice up the game, you make a bet - one hole in one on the course equals a sexual favor. he gets a hole in one on the first, easiest hole and smirks, holding up his index finger, “one blow job.”

you get a hole in one on the third hole and smirk back at him, holding up your index finger, “one face sitting, tongue-induced orgasm.”

he’s surprisingly not that bad at the early holes, when they’re easy, and gets cocky, obnoxiously counting how many strokes it takes for you to get the ball in the hole (“that’s five. you know, i think the toddler in front of us is doing better than you” “still better than the six or seven strokes it takes to get you off”)

he teases you, coming around your back to put his hands over yours and “help” your swing. but really it’s just an excuse to press his groin against your ass, the hard ridge of his erection evident behind the fly of his jeans

you wiggle your ass against his front deliberately, playacting innocence when he murmurs a harsh “cock tease,” in your ear and nips at the side of your neck (the groan he lets out when you grind harder against him draws a few dirty looks from the parents around you)

then you start getting to the more challenging holes (the windmills and the waterfalls and the random hills and dips and a godforsaken clown head that’s going to give you nightmares) and it all goes downhill

andrei shoots the ball right into the little pool at the base of the waterfall and, per the rules, either has to fish it out or forfeit his chance at a free round at the end, so, competitive and stubborn as hell, he drops to his stomach on the green next to the pool and sticks his arm into the murky water, swishing around with a disgusted look on his face “this is disgusting. i don’t know why you’re laughing, you’ll get whatever disease i’m picking up from this water when i finger fuck you later.”

you crack up laughing the whole time, taking video of the indignity. it’s hilarious until your next shot ricochets off of one of the windmill blades and glances across your cheekbone. “fuck ow shit this stupid thing is going to break my face!”

andrei immediately checks to see if you’re okay and when he’s satisfied that you’re only going to have a little bruise, starts laughing at you. his shirtsleeve is still dripping wet and his face is red from laughing so hard. “we’re so bad at this, solnyshka.” “this is more fun when you’re just a kid. can we leave and go do something else?”

so you skip the last seven holes and go to a nearby laser tag place which is much more fun. especially when andrei pulls you into a dark corner and makes out with you like you’re teenagers

[lucidl0ser]

HI IM BACK AGAIN, THE 🍓ANON, this time I want to request a matchup for TR.

Female, straight, I want to be paired with a man pls ^^

I'll try to keep it short because I have a complex personality but ok

Firstly, I'm introverted, I like to be at home, playing my video games, drawing... I'm just too lazy, but i like to go out too for a bit and make chill plans like taking a stroll around a park or something, nothing about partying or that sort of stuff, I'm chill, tho if I'm in the mood I won't reject a new experience for me at all, i love my comfort zone but i know how much i need to get out of it too, for my own well being.

I'm a highly sensitive person, I cry a lot, even for good things, but I am really rational too, loyal to my own beliefs, stubborn and a perfectionist. I like dressing in all black, but I love cute stuff like sylvanian, hello kitty, cats...

I can be quite jealous or obssesive with a partner but i try to control it and talk things out if something goes wrong, I'm touch starved tbh, loyal and kind. I'm a big tease too, sometimes too much, tho i get flustered very easily

Sarcastic, a bit passive-agressive.

I have a sense of humor, which is mostly quite sarcastic and dark or even really stupid, I laugh about everything. I overthink a LOT, and I'm really fearful and I got anxiety, but I'm always trying to improve, and I want to get out of my comfort zone to overcome my insecurities-fears-vulnerabilities so i can be happy with myself.

For my friends I'm a weirdo but not even joking (they say it with love ig) bc I do weird stuff, they aren't wrong lol😭😭😭 Well that's it thank youuu

Sorry this too so long, but I saw the other ask as well with the other details. I hope you enjoy! ♡

You got...

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Chifuyu Matsuno!

○ I think you and Chifuyu would bond first over your mutual liking of cats and Hello Kitty, tho his favorite is Chococat♡

○ Together, I like to think you two would bicker and tease each other like an old married couple, but I don't think you'd argue

○ About being touch starved, that's definitely gonna change cause Chifuyu is CLINGY. He's gonna want lots of hugs and casual affection, holding your hand lots and just kissing your cheek

○ I think if you're feeling anxious out in public, he'd immediately notice and make some lame excuse before dragging you away

○ About your jealousy, I think he'd love it! It just makes him so happy knowing you love him so much that you hate seeing him with other girls(which is a rare sight anyways)

[yunwangja]

OH I JUST SAW THE MATHCMAKING THING. i guess i just say stuff abt mysrelgf??? THO MAYBE U KNOW ME A LIL BIT BC IVE INTERACTED W U A LOT. annnyway !

i'm introverted, i talk more if i am with people i'm comfortable with but once i go home i text way less i kinda just am.

i also get really good grades liek i only have a's even tho i am not rly a nerd

i play video games a LOT

i contemplate existence a lot.

i used to edit on ae religiously n had a few editing accounts

my humor is very sarcastic n i have an rbf too so i can be seen as like mean or sth? or just like im done w life lol. also part of my humor is talking up my friends a LOT like i compliment them all the time n like talk like im in love w them lol. sometimes as if i was a desperate ex DO U CATCH MY DRIFT.

i decide i wanna do sports like once a month n then i give up after like a day. in early 2024 i did go to the gym a lot though n i always listened to yeat or travis scott so now whenever i listen to them i feel like im in the gym okay that is short enogh i think! LOL thankkk youuu cant wait to see it :)) and also JS CAUGHT UP W FAULTLINE N ARGHHH i lvoe it sm

HELLO IM SORRY YOU HAD TO WAIT FOR LONG <//////3 I WAS LIKE AFTER I UPDATE FAULTLINE I’LL WORK ON THIS!!!! so here it is, i hope it was worth the wait !!!

ok. yk what i was reading everything u sent and at first i was like maybe kenma? and i as u went on i was like i think u guys would work more as besties. IDK !!!! ur so bff coded i swear </3 ANYWAY.

yamaguchi 6/10. i can see this a lot actually! i think u guys could be besties but can be more than that too :p i can just see him really interested in you and find u super cool !!! u guys would get along. i realized i say this all the time everytime i do this but still. friends to lovers trope def. i think with sports he cen empathize about ur attempts, and i think u’d be the one to teach him abt video games :p he’ll try so hard to be better bc he loves playing w u. he’d blush whenever u compliment him and i think he’d be really so scared to confess !!! when u guys r tgt he’d love to start that animal shelter w u. he’d also like wait for u to fall asleep to tiktok reddit stories then turn em off before falling asleep himself too :p

tsumu 7/10. i think u guys are such a match despite i think him being more extroverted ! bc in that way he can bring u out of ur shell more and also he’d love yapping with you !!! at first i think he’ll think ur super quiet but when u get to know e/o he’d be super into you! literally i think he’d love to do everything u mentioned here. he’d take pride with all of your compliments because i just think he loves getting em. he’d be the type that when u tell him u used to horseback ride he would immediately look for sum stables because he just wants to see it in action. he’d also try to look up ur old edits and rate them LOL

bo 7/10. man i just know. I JUST KNOW BO WOULD LOVE YOU. you guys will never stop talking to e/o. he’d tell u everything, u will tell him everything. he’d fall asleep WITH U while listening to tiktok reddit stories. would ask help from u w studies and he’d be like “pls help me coz ur smart :(“ and u’d think its ridiculous lol idk fr tho! i think u’d like to tease him though and he’d always fall for it but when he realizes ur just joking or wtv he’d be like “oh! great! :D” would absolutely start an animal shelter with u. he’d be like omg that will be our bucketlist. he would also contemplate existence w u, that’d be like a typical night w him.

iwa 6/10. ok i think this would also be an opposite attracts typa thing. he’d be super interested in you at first but he’d try to be lowkey abt it. always gets flustered when u compliment him, would try to get u into sports too then sigh when u give up the next day LOL. he’d try to be ur “coach” me thinks :p i think he’d respond well to ur humor? he’d play video games w u, at first he’d be competitive but eventually he’d calm down a little and let u win. i dont know how competitive u are but if u wont let that u’d dare him and he’d get affected then itll turn into a whole ass marathon 😭 he’d be supportive of the things u like, he’s like ready to help u even make ur dreams come true :p he’d always listen to ur yapping never interrupt then quietly like say his response to everything in one long yap as well mwehehe. when u start contemplating existence he’d be like ??? at first then slowly be like “well.. yeah…”

[wildestdreamsblog]

Elysian update was *chef's kiss*

Ugh cannot waitt to see how this story unfolds!!

In the previous chapters (and even in this one) I loved seeing this big bad man turning into a blushing cotton candy cutie, but this time we also briefly saw the switch and omg wow 😳

Also JK lmao random as always 😂

Thank you for sharing your writing with us 😌

Love you 💗

THANK YOUUU!

I too cannot wait to write the best parts 😭😭😭 the fluff, the softness as he accepts his feelings, the domesticity, him letting her win video games because he likes the way she smiles, and her suddenly disappearing??? AND HIM FINALLY SHOWING HIS MAFIA PRINCE SIDE?

AND JUNGKOOOOOK always a menace to his hyung 🤭

Thank you for taking your time to write this comment? I love it 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

LOVE U!!! Kiiithhh 😘

[commander-snacks]

Okay i'm genuinely curious What do you like about that boss from Elden Ring? No offence of course! It's just that i do not understand the appeal myself, and am trying to comprehend it (but maybe i am too weak /lighthearted) Btw your OC's are cute and your games are good

First of all THANK YOUUU for liking my OCs and games theyre my greatest joy<3

now for my other greatest joy Godskin noble :3 I’ll put under a readmore so this doesn’t wall up anybody’s dash

I get that hes probably an odd choice in most peoples eyes (or not probably, definitely. I’ve been roasted abt it very hard lol) but I genuinely think he is the perfect man. Perfection isn’t even real but he’s as close to it as possible I think. He is so unbelievably handsome and aesthetically pleasing that I seriously can’t name a single thing I would change about him. I love monster boys and his psudo-human appearance is so cool when you really take in his odd proportions and reptilian features (ie: tail) and oh my god his face has like every feature I love in a man. Tired baggy eyes, cute pouty expression, strong brow, visible age lines, and this isn’t something I like in all characters but GOD his gorgeous piercing golden eyes 🫣 i wanna just run my finger over every little part of his face like I’m admiring a marble sculpture. I love that even as he’s fighting you he almost looks bored, keeping an elegant air to him at all times. Speaking of elegant I don’t know if you seen a video of his boss fight but I really reccomend you do because his movements are beautiful. He uses his sword so skillfully it’s like a dance. I could watch him for hours. Especially his tail!! They animated it beautifully.

I also love his voice, we don’t hear much of it but it’s such a deep, gruff voice that I just adore❤️❤️😭❤️💕 i would pay a million dollars for him to have just one proper line of dialog but I’m happy listening to what we have~

His lore is also insanely cool. Being an elden ring character with no dialog, what we know about him and the others like him is pretty limited to location and item descriptions. Basically he is one of the few left of a race known as godskins that served a “gloam eyed queen”, and their main thing is killing the gods and wearing their flesh. If you have an hour to kill this video is great https://youtu.be/lKqR4WXMa7Y?si=xQGTQnYbAZ_r1rWA

There’s also this one which is a bit shorter but older, it’s a bit more digestible

There are indeed many godskin nobles in the game, so he’s not even really a singular character, but I have particular fondness for the one in volcano manor and tend to ship my tarnished with that one most of the time~ I headcanon him as a mute, incredibly somber man that puts his duties above all else and has little time for nonsense. Though of course my tarnished is 100% nonsense all the time. Opposites attract ❤️

Oh and in case you were wondering “how far into this post before sawney mentions he likes fat guys” it’s right here. love me a fat guy.

I’d post pics and videos in this ask to better illustrate my points but I’m on my phone so I’ll just reblog relevant stuff after posting

[carladuquette]

I was tagged by @booksandabeer to do this list to get to know people better. Love it, thank youuu 💖

Book you’re currently reading: I just finished the ballad of songbirds and snakes. I loved the hunger games novels, and tbh, I was a little worried about this one. But the ending… Man. Suzanne Collins really did it. Now I’m very excited for the movie.

Last song you listened to: Sunset by The Midnight. That’s from season 3 episode 4 of Elite, playing when Lu comes down the stairs at her Valentine’s party, looking fire in her tux. Yes, I still listen to my Elite playlist.

Currently watching: DWTS- team Jason and Dani all the way. And Grey’s Anatomy reaction videos on YouTube. When I am emotionally exhausted, I want comfort TV, and watching reactions to a show I know by heart is very comforting to me. We’re talking season two of Grey’s Anatomy btw, with my favorite storyline: Izzie and Denny (that’s where my URL comes from).

Fic you’re currently reading: the house is white, the lawn is dead, a Shiv/Karolina Succession fic. And I’m planning to catch up with the Class fics by @dhyanshiva, whose writing is so lyrical and beautiful that I’m jealous and love it at the same time 😅😘

Next on your to watchlist: Buccaneers! I’m just waiting until most of it is out on Apple TV+ so I won’t have to pay for the extra streaming service for too long. Also Everything Now on Netflix. It’s a British teen dramedy that looks really promising, about a girl who’s just come out of an inpatient eating disorder clinic and is trying to rejoin normal life with her friends. I really want to check it out, but I’m also a little scared.

Current obsession: podcasts about TV shows I love. And perfecting the no body, no crime chapter of my Elite x Taylor Swift fic series.

Tagging @narcobarbies @snappy-bambi @timetravelbypen @lyl-26 @astrafiammante @asthmaticsarcasticasshole @press-u-to-the-pages-of-my-heart @famosoentrescalles @dhyanshiva @cangse-sanren @steve-roggers @theesirenteller

[cupidstwin333]

I'd like a matchup for Diabolik Lovers and Black Butler, please~

I'm a 27 years old kindergarten teacher and use she/her pronouns, and I'm heterosexual. Originally I'm from Germany, so my native language is German but my English is very good as well. I can also speak French. My wish is to learn Latin someday. I'm a Virgo sun, Taurus moon with a Sagittarius rising. My MBIT is INTJ and I'm a 5w6.

I've got long brown hair paired with green-grey eyes and a round face. I'm 5'7 tall and I'm actually overweight though that isn't really that seeable as I naturally have big thighs, wide hips and a big booty - but a small bust. Genuinely not liking my shape. I'm very near-sighted, so I always wear rectangular glasses.

My personality is... Boring. I'm your typical party pooper. I got a stick up in my ass and I don't know how to have fun. I'm a hard working individual, very intelligent. I'm more of a quiet person and don’t talk *that* much actually, I'm also a very serious person. Jokes, sarcasm and irony are hard for me. I don't understand them. I'm very socially awkward and heavily struggle with emotions and socializing in general - I'm autistic. I'm always trying my best to be polite and respectful and I expect that from other people as well. I do try to be understanding and sympathetic but I struggle. I don't like being around too many people. I prefer animals especially cats. I'm quite of a loner and introverted.

Likes: books, science (mainly chemistry and biology), psychology, medicine, wolves, dragons, board games (chess, I love chess; and other), tea (really like black tea, Earl Grey, fruit tea), video games, history, dinosaurs, pasta dishes, children, vanilla smell

Dislikes: laziness, rude people, heat, my cat allergy (I adore cats but I'm allergic it's an endless struggle of being around them but at the same time being heavily allergic), potatoes, sports, Maths, fish, cooking by myself (I can't cook, at all), yelling, screaming,

Hobbys: reading (novels, book about cats, wolves, dinosaurs, psychology, biology...), writing (storys, poems mainly), gaming, playing the piano

Passion: personally they're actually special interests, so that'd be cats (I can and will infodump about them), Pokémon and Lord of the Rings

Thank youuu~~

After a long time of thinking 💭 your match is...

Carla Tsukinami

How it started:

Carla Tsukinami, the enigmatic First Blood vampire, had always been a man of duty and pride, rarely showing his true emotions to anyone. He was known for his cold demeanor and his unwavering commitment to his race and family. But fate has a way of surprising even the most stoic of beings.

One crisp autumn afternoon, as Carla wandered the streets of a quiet European town, he happened upon a quaint kindergarten. Curiosity piqued, he peered through the window and saw you. Your glasses framed your green-grey eyes, and your long brown hair gave you a gentle air of serenity. Carla, always drawn to intelligence, was captivated.

You, the serious and reserved teacher, were an anomaly to Carla. He was accustomed to loud and emotional women, but you were different. Your quiet demeanor and love for books and science intrigued him. He watched from the shadows as you taught the children, your patience and kindness evident in every interaction. As weeks passed, Carla found himself visiting the kindergarten more frequently, always observing you from afar. One day, he approached you, his voice as cold as ever, and asked about your passion for science. To his surprise, you began to explain chemistry and biology, your eyes lighting up with a rare enthusiasm.

Over time, Carla's visits became more frequent, and he even found himself joining you in a game of chess, a game you loved. Slowly, a bond formed between the proud vampire and the introverted teacher. Carla, with his sense of duty to his race, knew he had to be careful. But he couldn't deny the warmth he felt in your presence, a feeling he had long suppressed. And so, an unexpected love story began to unfold—one where duty and pride met with quiet intelligence and acceptance, proving that even the most unlikely of pairs could find happiness in each other's company.

General headcanons:

💘Your shared love for board games, especially chess, became a bonding activity for both of you.

💘One of your favorite pastimes together was visiting the local library. Carla was amazed by your vast knowledge of books and often listened attentively as you discussed various topics, from history to psychology.

💘You introduced Carla to the world of video games, and he surprised you by picking up gaming quickly.

💘Your passion for animals, especially cats and wolves, resonates with Carla's love for creatures of the night.

William T. Spears

How it started:

In the dimly lit streets of Victorian-era London, where fog veiled the city in mystery, William T. Spears, continued his somber existence. His duties as a grim reaper were performed with unwavering precision, never swayed by emotions or distractions. One gloomy afternoon, fate intertwined his path with yours. You, the serious and introverted kindergarten teacher with a passion for books and science, were on your way home from the local library. Your rectangular glasses perched on your nose, you clutched a stack of books close to your chest. As you passed a quiet alley, you stumbled, books scattering across the cobblestones. You sighed in annoyance, you just had to drop your books near a creepy alleyway.

That's when William, with his usual composed demeanor, appeared like a shadowy sentinel. Without a word, he bent to help you collect your precious tomes, his long fingers deftly arranging them. Your green-grey eyes met his, and for a moment, time seemed to stand still. You, the socially awkward soul, found yourself strangely drawn to this enigmatic figure. His aloofness mirrored your own serious disposition, creating an unspoken understanding.

Over the weeks, your chance encounters became deliberate meetings. William, intrigued by your intellect and your quiet fascination with all things scientific, found himself venturing out of his rigid world to accompany you to the library or sit in silence as you immersed yourself in a book. You introduced him to the joys of chess, a game that demanded strategy and focus, and he embraced it with the same precision he applied to his duties. Slowly, a bond formed between you, bridging the gap between his stoicism and your social awkwardness.

Though you struggled with sarcasm and irony, he appreciated your honesty and sincerity. Your passion for cats, Pokémon, and Lord of the Rings fascinated him, and he was an eager listener to your infodumps. (Let’s pretend those things already existed back in the Victorian era).

In the end, it was the quiet moments, the stolen glances, and the shared interests that revealed the depths of your affection. Your love story, though unconventional, bloomed like a fragile flower in the shadow of death, a testament that even the most serious souls can find love in the unlikeliest of places.

General headcanons:

💘William's appreciation for precision and strategy aligns perfectly with your love for chess.

💘William invites you over for tea parties. You soon discover that he has a soft spot for Earl Grey, which you both enjoy together.

💘In your quest to learn Latin, you decide to study together. This shared goal brings you even closer as you work through the intricacies of the language.

💘While cats, Pokémon, and Lord of the Rings might not be William's primary interests, he supports you in pursuing your passions wholeheartedly.

I’d appreciate it if you’d reblog this, and I hope you enjoyed reading this <3

[ohheyitsjustbear]

hmm.. scrounging up some questions for ya..

what are some things you've always wanted to try? (sexual or nonsexual!)

what's your favorite: weather, leisurely activity, book/tv show/movie, color(s), music (genre/song/artist)?

be kind to yourself! tell us a few things you like about yourself/are learning to love?

I hope you have a good day, Bear!! ♡

Hiiiii Angel 🥰 thank youuuuu for indulging my need for attention 🤭

I really really really really really really wanna try suspension bondage 😭 I wanna be someone's good lil rope bunny 🥺

Weather: Early summer evening 🥰 like, it's warm but there's a lil breeze, the sunset is just starting and it's all colourful, you can stay outside without a jacket a lil while longer 🥰

Activity: video games 🤭

Book, TV show, movie: Horns by Joe Hill, also The Fireman, and Insomnia and Cell by Stephen King, alsooo Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist... there's a few more 😅 TV show, Hazbin Hotel, IASIP and Parks and Rec.. Movie, hmm.. this one's actually tricky.. I'm gonna say atm it's Spider-Man Across the Spider-verse 😅

Colour: purple 💜

Music: rock and heavy metal, November Rain by GnR, anddd Frank Turner ☺️

Umm.. I'm kind despite going through a lot of stuff that should have made me not um.. that's all I can think of rn 😅

Thank youuu Angel ilyyyy 🥰😘💜

[mageofseven]

OOH this matchup thing is so cool!!

If you don’t mind doing one for me I would be ecstatic!!

My pronouns are she/they. I’m very much an introvert and prefer being alone or with 1 or 2 people but in social settings I’m actually super bubbly and friendly. I have been told on multiple occasions that I have big golden retriever energy and I’m always smiling.

I’m a huge nerd and wear almost exclusively graphic tees featuring my favorite games or bands. My hobbies include video games, knitting, and cooking (if I don’t have to do the clean up afterwards) I also have pretty bad adhd so my brain is always going super fast and I bounce around to a bunch of different things at once. Im also super clumsy (I’m 5’11 so I think my limbs are just too long) and forgetful so I need somebody who can be my own personal memory bank lol.

I appreciate you and I love this concept thank youuu

(ps if you don’t wanna do this you can totally just delete it I don’t mind)

Have you really not heard of matchups before? They've been around for a long time, a decade at minimum.

Do people not do them much anymore? Have they died out? I'm genuinely curious now.

But anyway! I know you said you need someone to be your memory bank, but in truth, your info screamed one man in particular.

Because of this

I pair you with...

Mammon

Yeah, sorry, this man doesn't have the best memory. But hey! You two can be forgetful together hehe.

Mammon would love your golden retriever energy. You just radiate positive vibes that this man is addicted to. You make him so great about himself and keep him in such a great mood. Any time with you is a great time and this man appreciates you so much for that.

Mammon also enjoys video games so you share this in common! He loves cooking too but...yeah, don't let him cook. Just have him clean up after you lol

I have an headcanon that Mammon also has ADHD and dyslexia but we're aren't talking about that right now. Y'all can bounce around together and hopefully manage to get somethings done with some tag team work on the hard days.

I see Mammon as a partier, but he'd never try to force you to go to any with him. Honestly, I can see him going to parties less because he'd rather spend time with you.

This man has been very lonely, but with you here, everything is much more fun and he honestly feels more understood by you than by anyone, even his brothers.

So thank you for making Mammon feel seen and cared for!

I hope you both live happily together 🥰

[roublardise]

tagged by @dogearedheart thank youuu 🫶

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last song: get him back - Olivia Rodrigo

song playing 24/7: down bad - Taylor Swift

last book: À nos désirs: dans l'intimité des lesbiennes - Élodie Font. it's french non-fiction about well, lesbian sex. the author made this (not scientific) survey and discuss the diversity of our experiences :)

last comic: i've been doing a Mirion Malle (re)read! so I'm on Commando Culotte, which is non-fiction it's like, short things about tv shows/movies that she discusses with a gender studies lense. it's from 2016 and it's so cute bc it really reminds me of that time 😭 like in which media she talks about + the way she does it 🥺

last tv show: Only Murders in the Building!! catching up on season 4 this is so aaaaah

last movie: She's the man (2006) or wait i think i did xmas romcom on sunday afternoon

last video game: mahjong... if i play online it counts

current fav character: Lassiter Carlton.... he's autistic his name sounds like mine he's just puppy blue eyes he's a bit insane he's homosexual he's my everything

current obsession: it's too easy to just say my special interests so hmmm lately i've been doing intense cross-stitching bc i decided to gift my older brother a cross-stitch piece for xmas alas i fear i'm gonna finish it the 22nd or smth 😭

last thing i searched: "les attaquantes manga"

looking forward to: posting my next amv in january it's not done yet (finishing it is part of what i'm looking forward to) but it's gonna be a bangerrr many voiceovers. as always. maybe too much. ALSO getting back into crocheting once my cross-stitch is done. i miss it so bad. i like my hobbies :)

fun activity you would like to get into: LINOCUT!!!! i'll try my hand at it in 2025 i decided 👍 i love how it looks and it seems so so fun to make

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tagging @bluehandprint @kazhetsya-vy1 @katya-goncharov and anyone who wanna do it, consider you tagged ✨