#vic first meets remy

[deviltoothed]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ship me bc i'm obligated to fill every meme

meme: send me a ship involving my muse and I’ll tell you… status: accepting

Who would be the big spoon? Vic’s the big spoon. Always. He’s large and warm and protective, and Remy’s going to get held all damn night.

Who would wake up first? Probably Remy. Vic shortly afterwards, because Remy pulling out of his grasp would have him awake and trying to tug Remy right back.

Do they have nicknames for each other? Probably, though they’re not anything appropriate to be calling each other in public. Not that stops them. Not an ounce of shame between the two of them.

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Vic’s parents are long dead, but meeting Jean-Luc was doubtlessly an… interesting time. It wasn’t even intended. Remy went to visit, Vic followed when he realized Remy wasn’t going to be back in the next day or two and showed up at Jean-Luc’s door tracking Remy’s scent. 

How do they apologize after an argument? Lots of nuzzles from Vic. Pressing himself into Remy’s space, nosing at him, and purring to show he’s sorry and ready to play nice again. Remy’s apologies to Vic involve food, and occasionally bribes of catnip if he seems like he’s in a particularly bad mood afterwards.

What would they be like as parents? A bad idea. Okay, given a kid that is actually his and not human, Victor wouldn’t be such a bad parent. Overprotective about some things, kind of dumb about other things that Remy would have to correct him about. They could potentially be decent parents, but that kid is bound to end up being a little shit with these two as dads.

Who is the better cook? Remy. Obviously. Remy’s a pretty damn great cook and Vic would eat his meat raw if he was allowed. There’s absolutely no contest here.

Who is more romantic? Remy’s probably the one who’s better with actual romantic gestures, because Vic doesn’t always think about that stuff. He does have it in him to be very romantic when the mood strikes, though that’s often something spontaneous, and occasionally inconvenient for Remy.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Vic is easy to please with gifts. Cook him a nice dinner, maybe a pie, and he’s a happy murder cat. For Remy, Vic bounces around with what he gets him. Basically, if he’s out and something makes him think of Remy, he gets it. Buys it, steals it, who’s keeping track?

Who gets jealous easiest? Vic. He’s kind of a jealous person anyway, and being in a relationship with him opens the door for him to get growly and possessive. Usually ends with him getting bopped on the nose because he needs to chill the fuck out.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Remy’s more likely to actually remember the events and have the time to get excited. Vic, when he remembers, does get excited for them as well. He doesn’t always remember events, but it’s a little easier to do with a little more stability in his life, and being with Remy would have his life slightly more stable than it usually is. Also, Christmas, Vic likes to make sure Remy’s somewhere warm after he saw what an absolute shit show it is to have Remy in the cold. He still complains at Remy about it not really being Christmas without snow, though.

Who is the most adventurous? Both? Vic’s older and has had more chance for adventure, but I hesitate to say either one is more adventurous than the other given the lives they lead.

Who is the most protective? Vic is very protective of Remy. That’s his mate, and he’d die for his mate. If he could die.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Shitty. Honestly, the shittiest of kids. Getting into all sorts of trouble, stealing shit, starting (or ending) fights. Timelines are never going to match up for Vic to have a childhood sweetheart given how old he was and what his childhood was like. BUT! Imagine Vic as a child the same time Remy was a child. Vic disappearing for a few months after he manifested and was locked in the root cellar, and then showing up at Remy’s the first time he managed to break out and get away.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* The part of me that is trash says Cherry Pie, but I’m going with Animals.

Do I ship it?

NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do  / Yes / Of course! / OTP

[babysizedfics]

Ok I am incredibly curious about Vic!! Who are they? I know they are Roman’s friend, so how’d they meet? What’s their relationship like now and do they know about the family dynamics? If so how’d they react?? Very curious aksjdmdnf - 👑

ajksjshshs *cracks knuckles* here we go

First of all in the time since i made that post I've actually worked on her character more and her name is no longer Vic but Seraphina (Sera for short)!! and she uses she/her pronouns exclusively!

how roman and sera became friends

in his first year of high school when roman was 14 years old he was at rehearsals for the drama club production, and the group of older kids he was hanging out with (and was desperate to impress) were messing around. when one of the girls, seraphina, went to the bathroom the group wanted to play a prank and they dared roman to go through her phone while she was out of the room

being very young and insecure and wanting to impress these older kids, roman did it and went through seraphina's recent text messages - and saw that she had a girlfriend. he blushed and hurriedly locked her phone and put it back and when the others asked what he found he made up an excuse that he panicked before he saw anything good

at the time roman himself was closeted and he completely understood the gravity of what he had just done to this girl, accidentaly uncovering a very personal secret of hers. he tossed and turned over it all week and eventually he found seraphina (who was 16 y/o in the grade above him) after class one day and admitted what had happened and apologized.

she was obviously hurt that it had happened but forgave him because she understood the peer pressure and she secretly already had a soft spot for roman, she was usually looking out for him in drama club and play rehearsals. and then roman actually admitted that he was gay too, and closeted, and they bonded over that and became friends. it took another couple of years for them to consider themselves really close but since then they've always been best friends!

What theyre like now

these two are still best friends! (but roman now considers virgil his best friend too)

but since first becoming a little roman tended to hyperfixate on his littlespace and neglected his adult life a lot - it got to the point where he hadn't seen any of his friends in three months and had stopped calling and texting sera for several weeks save for the occassional text or two every couple weeks

she was so ridiculously worried about roman when he distanced himself from his friends but whenever she asked how he was doing he very genuinely said he was doing really good so she didnt want to push or pressure him into sharing or forcing him to spend time with anyone if he didnt want to

but after he went out to the bar on that friday night with remy and ran into a group of his friends, including seraphina, they are more in contact

he texts her more now but still doesnt phone, shes still worried. now that shes seen him and knows that hes actually (supposedly) happy and safe shes sort of MORE worried that he isnt telling her why he distanced himself. eventually she turns up at their house uninvited basically as an intervention because roman stops replying to her texts for a couple weeks and she thinks he will try to distance himself again (i imagine this is set in April 2021)

she actually turned up while vee was regressed, and though she doesnt see vee, things happen

that concept is for another time if anyone wants to ask about it, but during this visit roman opens up to her about vee's regression and how that inspired romans age dreaming. she's very supportive of it

and she lowkey has always thought roman is really cute but she knows shes not allowed to say that to him or he riots lol. she thinks his age dreaming is pretty adorable but she isnt involved in it at all. most importantly she's just really happy that roman trusted her enough to eventually open up to her about such a vulnerable part of himself

[chungledown-bimothy]

Trust Me: Chapter 3

Hello again! Here’s some plot progression, introduction of our favorite dramatic boy, and shameless moxiety coffee shop au to make up for the last chapter! <3

Chapter One Chapter Two AO3 Chapter 4

Warnings:  brief mentions of a dead body, wounds, and torture. light swearing

Word Count: 1604

Tag List: @spookyingarbageisland @ren-allen @ccecode @emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn @ilovemygaydad @bloodrops-blog @funsizedgremlin @raygelkitty @roxiefox23 @thomasthesandersengine

Virgil rolled over and groggily grabbed his phone, cursing the day he made his ringtone "Na Na Na" by My Chemical Romance. It was a bop, but absolutely unholy at… oh god. It was 3:12 am and his phone was ringing. He cleared his throat before picking up.

"Hullo?" He winced and prayed it wasn't an important call he started on such an embarrassing note.

"Mason, it's Chief Sanders. I know it's early, but we have a body. I need you at 25th and Lincoln ASAP. I'll keep everyone away from the scene, keep it clean for you." Well fuck.

"Thank you, sir. I'll be there soon."

Fifteen minutes later, he arrived at the scene. It would have been ten, but, even at 3 in the morning, parking in San Francisco was a nightmare. When he arrived, he saw that Sanders had kept his word; the scene was taped off, but other than that it was completely undisturbed. Not for lack of trying by the local media- he had no idea how those leeches knew to be there. Officers were trying to keep them out of earshot, but one voice called out to him, and stopped him dead in his tracks.

"Detective! I know you can't ignore someone as fabulous as I am; what happened? Whose body is that?" Ignoring the anxiety attack he could feel trying to break through his well-built defenses, he strode over to the reporter.

"What's your name, and who are you with?" Virgil demanded.

"Roman Prince, SFGate, at your service!"

"Here's the thing, Roman Prince, SFGate. There is nothing 'fabulous' about standing over a dead man's body, desperate for a tidbit of information you can spin into some fairy tale to get a byline. At my service, eh? Then get away from my crime scene and stop hovering like the vulture you crime journalists are. And if a word of this gets out, I will personally see that you don't write another word in this city." With a glare at the crowd of reporters, he turned on his heel and went to examine the scene.

Virgil had seen more dead bodies than he cared to count, but he'd never seen anything like this. Turning on his phone's voice recorder and putting gloves on, he began taking notes.

"Victim appears to be male, mid twenties. Shallowly buried in leaves from the shoulders down, possibly mimicking the parental act of tucking a child in to bed, or possibly indicating remorse. Bruising and lacerations consistent with the victim being punched in the face repeatedly. Clearing the leaves away reveals the vic wearing slacks and a white t-shirt. No socks or shoes. The shirt is clean; however, there are clearly deep wounds underneath the shirt. I will not disturb the shirt on scene.

Ligature marks on his wrists and ankles, and wounds up and down his arms. If I didn't know and better, I'd say someone took a giant cheese grater to his left arm in particular. Consistent with the torture theory, and it seems that this victim endured even more than the last one. Opening his mouth, there's a piece of paper. Red puzzle piece and 'fascist' on it." Virgil paused the recording and swore under his breath. As he went to resume, a tech handed him a piece of plastic. "The victim had ID on him- name of Kyle Ren, twenty three. Otherwise empty pockets- the killer left us this. He wanted us to know who the victim was- confirming that this is primarily about the victim, not the crime itself. I will withhold any more speculation until I have more information. This concludes my on-site analysis."

Putting away his phone, he briefly discussed evidence collection logistics with the tech team before leaving the scene, planning to grab coffee on his way back to the station to review the file from the last body. His anxiety had other ideas, however. As soon as he got into his car, he started shaking and got lost in memories.

"Hello? I know you've got, like, that whole 'loner' vibe going on, but not only am I your partner, we both know that I am far too fabulous to ignore."

It was Virgil's first week at the BAU; the culmination of years of busting his ass to prove everyone wrong. It's just his luck that the man who sauntered into the office like he owned the place, wearing a leather jacket and aviators with a Starbucks tea in his hands, was his partner.

"The name's Remy, boo. Remy Wake." Taking a deep breath, Virgil turned around.

"Virgil Mason. Not your 'boo'."

"Oh my god. I did not come here to be attacked."

"Just to get on my nerves, then?"

"You are, like, literally the rudest. I cannot work like this."

"That makes two of us, babe." Virgil sneered.

"Mason! Wake! My office. NOW." Their supervisor, Aaron Hodge, called from across the room. They shuffled in, embarrassed, and took a seat when Hodge indicated for them to.

"You are both incredibly bright young men. I'm sure I don't need to recount why I called you in here. What I do need is for you two to sort out your issues. I have never seen two agents more suited to be partners than you two. Wake, you have outstanding interpersonal skills, but your attention to detail and ability to read between the lines is less than ideal. Mason, you more than make up for your lack of people skills with an uncanny knack for seeing through lies and finding connections no one else sees. I firmly believe that the two of you can be the best pair of agents the BAU has ever seen, should you put in some work outside of your cases. Do you understand?" They both nodded, and he dismissed them.

"Hey, uh, Remy, I'm sorry about my attitude earlier. I, uh, I'm kind of terrified, to be honest, and lashed out- no friends means no one to disappoint."

"I get that. I came at you with my armor up too, girl. Let's squish the beef and start over?"

"Sounds great, boo." With a wink and an eye roll, respectively, Virgil and Remy went to get coffee and better acquainted.

-

Virgil emerged from the memory still in his car. He checked his phone; it was 4:55. He'd been out of it for about 45 minutes. Swearing, he turned on the car and headed to the coffee shop near the precinct. He'd heard it was amazing, but the owner had been having some sort of family crisis, so it had been closed since a couple of weeks before Virgil arrived in the area. It opened back up the previous day, and it was all anyone at the station was talking about.

Miraculously, he found a spot right in front of We Hart Coffee.

"Good morning! Welcome in!" Virgil cringed at the too-peppy voice as he walked up to the counter to see that the source of the voice was an attractive man in his late twenties, by Virgil's estimation, with brown eyes and curly brown hair.

"Morning. Can I get a large Americano?"

"Sure thing! Wait, I think I know you. You moved into an apartment complex in the Outer Sunset about a month ago, right?" Virgil's senses went on high alert. He looked closely at the man, trying to place him and failing.

"More like three weeks, but yes. Have we met?"

"I thought so! I live next door to you! I'm so sorry I couldn't say a proper hello when you moved in; my mother died, so I went to be with my brother for a few weeks. My name is Patton, and I own this place!" Virgil relaxed, no longer concerned. Something about Patton made him feel safe, like he could trust him, a feeling he hadn't felt in a very long time.

"I'm so sorry for your loss, and glad you weren't alone to grieve. I'm Virgil. Nice to meet you." He stuck out his hand, which Patton excitedly shook.

"Oh my, I should start your drink. I get so excited about meeting new people, I completely spaced. I'm so sorry!"

"Hey, no worries. How much do I owe you?"

"Absolutely nothing. It's on the house- consider it a 'welcome to the complex' gift."

"You really don't have to."

"I want to. It's important that where you live feels like home, not just a place you sleep and keep your stuff."

"Okay, then. Thank you." Virgil acquiesced, putting a ten dollar bill in the tip jar when Patton turned around to make his drink.

"I hope this isn't too forward of me, but… I wrote my number on your cup. Maybe we could get dinner or something sometime?"

"Oh, I, um, thanks. Maybe?"

"Oh no I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I don't even know if you are attracted to men at all! I'm so sorry, Virgil."

"No, no, it's not that. I'm definitely gay. I just… am awkward, and I've got a lot of stuff going on right now. But, uh, I really appreciate it, and I'll text you, if that's okay?"

"Whatever makes you comfortable. The last thing I want is for you to feel in any way pressured or obligated or anything."

"Thank you, Patton. I've gotta get going, but since we're neighbors, I guess I'll see you around?"

"For sure! Have an excellent day, Virgil!"

"You too." With that, Virgil headed out the door, added Patton's number to his phone, and left to meet with the coroner about the new body.

[lenfazreads]

My Manaconda brings all the fans to the yard

So, as you might know, some of us decided to read together this wonderful piece of literary art called Manaconda.

I don’t know who found the book originally-.- yeah, as if you’ve ever believed that one.

Here’s my take on Manaconda (under the cut for spoilers) 

The pain is real for Hunter *Manaconda* Jordan. He has it all: a successful band with a killer new album, a killer body, good looks and a great brother (we will come back to the brother, several times.) But yet, all goes down the drain when Rolling Stone decides to put him in the cover shirtless and with the caption of Manaconda on top of the bulge of his jeans.

Sales skyrocket, fans go crazy, and poor Hunter only wants people to see him for more than his large toolset.

Like I said, the pain is real for our hero. We have branded a term for this pain: cock angst.

Now queue in Kennedy McManus, go walks into the hotel where the band (Hammered, for crying out loud, there is no subtlety in here) is presenting it album. She walks in with high heel shoes, professional attire and an iPad with a pink case, all ready for business because Kennedy here is a career woman. Oh yes, all career, no fun for Kennedy. The only interest she has in Manaconda is how she can milk that buzz for all that is worth PR wise. She’s a PR Princess on a mission as she owns a favor to the owner of the record label, a guy that can totes make and break your career with just not naming you again. So yes, Kennedy needs to be in her A game in here, and she is as she checks social media accounts while doing a power walk and having everything under control as she finds the band manager, a woman by the name of Indie (Indie is a terrible manager, btw, but we will get to that later)

At this point we’re introduced to the rest of the band, whose names I can’t remember other than Keys (the only chick in the band) and Bats (who’s crazy as fuck, and we will go back to him over and over again). Then I think there was Wyatt, and an Irish guy… bc there is always an Irish guy (according to @winterbythesea ). Then I think there were two more, but they didn’t do nothing to be remembered… sadly, they had failed to stand out of the shadows of the manaconda long enough to grant them page-time (or their own book).

Now Kennedy has her first major task. Hunter has gone missing and she has to go fish him out of the kitchen where he’s cooking with his pal Tristan (we like Tristan, and we picture him as a cooler version of Chad Michael Murray in Gilmore Girls, as he defied his family and moved to LA to become a cool chef with blue hair.)

It all goes downhill from here. In a matter of 15 minutes between meeting him as he’s finishing putting together a bowl of pasta and the trek back to the stage Kennedy “I’m too professional so don’t call me Kenny, Mr Jordan” ends up making out in a dark corridor with the actual man of the hour after some really weird pasta eating that is supposed to be sensual but it only came out as someone had cut too many carbs out of her diet.

Of course, they get caught by a huge crowd. There are pics, social media posts and all that jazz. OF COURSE.

First plot twist: Kennedy doesn’t get fired on the spot. She actually stays for the show and doesn’t even get reprimanded by big tycoon that is supposed to be a hard ass career maker or breaker.

Sure, Jan.

Second plot twist: She kisses him again during the press conference because they are asking him about Bats hanging out with his ex-fiancee Victoria and poor Hunter is not reacting well.

She doesn’t get fired either. Actually, the suits decide she and Hunter now have to be a fake couple (fake dating!).

You can all imagine how they ended up that night… in his room. Yes, eventually. Before that there was some action on the back of a truck that was large enough for Kenny to pace (yes, I’m calling her Kenny from now on. Much like Hunter)

I’m going to stop in here and start with some bullet points because I think you get the idea.

The smut was subpar… he uses a rosary and she’s thinking more of that than what is happening in the bad. It’s a rosary, he uses it as a necklace, move on. We don’t care about the worn out walnut beads or the details of the crucifix… really, no.

He gives her six orgasms in one night. Manaconda can deliver. Point for Hunter.

Then he takes her to a breakfast buffet and tells her they had good coffee there. I have to put a stop in here. I can deal with unrealistic smut but this is too much. No breakfast buffet has decent coffee. Not unless they have a state of the art espresso machine and a well-trained barista. Let’s not lie to the people like that

The book is told in alternating first person PoV and it’s co-written. You can tell the difference in styles and it kind of makes sense if we think there are two different people, but is a rollercoaster.

The brother shows up. I’m immediately drawn to Liam Noah. His description only fuels for me to like him more. His first words to Kennedy make me want to go down on him on the spot.

Hunter and Kenny are a hot mess… they fuck and then they fight because he wants more and yet cannot deal with Bats maybe dating his ex (intro backstory drama of the cheating ex)

Kenny refuses to come second to anyone (intro backstory of her father having another family and her being a cast off) and that is why she’s a career woman, so she doesn’t end up crying over a man like her momma,

Hunter volunteers for a charity that helps people adopt dogs. He had several. Hunter is ready to settle down and he wants Kenny to play home with him and the dogs. Kenny is still figuring out how to get out of the tight professional clothes she wears

Kenny has an assistant called Carter. Carter wants to have a threesome with his girlfriend Felicity and Hunter’s brother bc Noah is that hot. I love Carter. Me too, Carter, me too.

Hunter and Bats engage in not one, but two fights in the span of three days and both times they end up with the cops. Funny enough Kennedy “you can’t call me Kenny but here’s my cop friend Remy who’s totally into me and let him call me Ken and I hug him” pulls some strings to get him off the hook. Him, not poor Bats who’s never given the chance to tell his side of the story. Neither does Vic, tho. She’s been labeled the bitch villain of the book.

Hunter then realizes he has to fight for Kenny, bc Noah makes him realize what is important after telling him he’s a good for nothing. I really don't understand why this book is not about Noah. He’d be a lot more fun than Hunter. He probably has the same equipment and none of the cock angst.

Hunter convinces Carter to let him into Kenny’s place and gets Tristan to cook for her. I like Tristan, he can slice vegetables while flirting… somehow Kenny still only has eyes for the Manaconda.

We gotta give props to Hunter for romancing the hell out of Kenny with pictures he takes while on tour framed in glass and little notes underneath, lovely texts and a plain old move out of Say Anything that almost bumped him with Noah’s on top of the list. Almost. Like I said, Noah still wins. A lot less baggage and a lot more game if you ask me (he works security and is an ex-Army. Go Noah. Come to mamma)

The words cock and dick are used as interchangeable... this is not good. is either one or the other... and it should be cock. I can’t with dick... it is used as an insult;  so if a dick is an idiot, a dick cannot be a wonderful specimen of a male organ

You know your novel has a problem when people are more engaged with your secondary characters than your main ones. That is not a bad thing per se if you are laying out the ground for the series (These things are always a series) but sadly, there are no books planned for Noah, Tristan or Bats. Next books are about Keys, Wyatt and Irish Guy.

Kennedy has a weird fixation on wood. The rosary makes another appearance.

“Pound” is used several times in the book, so much that I want to have a drinking game over it.

I still want to know what the fuck is going on with Bats and Vic.

Noah needs his own book.

All in all, at the end of the day, Hunter Jordan was just a guy with a huge bulge on his pants and a pack of adopted dogs, standing in front of a girl career woman, asking her to love him (and not just his manaconda).

[misfitted-animal]

Bigby catchup

Bigby’s the kid that everyone thinks is hella mean, he even looks the part, but he’s super nice, just secluded and has a bad temper because of the things life’s thrown at him. Usually sits on the farthest swing away from the other kids or finds a corner somewhere to hide and doesn’t move until it’s time to go inside. Usually nods off or writes. Gets bullied by other kids until they get beat the fuck up. Everyone takes that as a warning. He don’t get bullied no more.

He meets y/n when you’re hiding in his corner listening to music, you don’t know it’s his corner though. At first he’s pissed like get the fuck out my spot, but then you apologize and when you’re getting up to leave he feels bad and lets you stay. The spot’s surprisingly big enough to comfortably hold the two of you. Your great friends now.

He meets Victor surprisingly normal. Victor just walks up to him during lunch, and Bigby’s ready for a fight when he sees the big fourth grader bulldozing towards him but then Vic just stops in front of him, says they’re gonna be friends and gives him money for lunch since not having any was just an additional bonus to Bigby’s horrible ass day.

Whenever Bigby and Victor do hang, not very often, it’s after school in the woods by Big’s house.

Wade and Bigby meet when they’re in middle school and both signing up for choir. Bigby’s got a fucking beautiful voice, deeper than you’d expect it to be and lords the set of lungs on that boy.

Remy and Bigby meet in middle school too because they’re locker neighbors. Big’s got the bottom locker and Rem’s got the top. They only started talking when half of Remy’s messy ass locker basically rained down on poor Bigby and Remy had to take him to the nurse. He didn’t get a concussion...but it was close. They laugh about it now but Bigby almost killed him afterwards. Remy avoided him for weeks, it was hard because the boy’s practically a sniffer dog and detective all at once and kept finding Remy. They made up but Bigby is still a little bitter. y/n laughed about this for days.

Bigby meets Logan when he moves next to the Howletts. Logan's dad made him come over to tell the new neighbors to keep their shit down. He's met with an annoyed and embarrassed looking Bigby. The boy snaps at Logan, and Logan being the 4'3' fire cracker he is pops off too. They argue for about ten minutes before Bigby slams the door in Logans face after his brothers come down and embarrass him in front of the confused boy.

He's got a lot of brothers.

The next day at school Logan stomps up to Bigby alone in his corner and shimmies himself in. They yell for some time before bonding over their hatred for their fathers. There on ok terms.

[innocencenoble]

Me/Calico x Remy x Logan x Victor

Logan wakes up slow - he no longer startles at the warmth of the three other bodies in his bed. Their bed, he corrects. He doesn’t remember the last time he went to bed without them, nor does he ever want to again. He’d rather enjoy this for as long as he can, before he eventually - inevitably - screws this up. But, for now, Innocence in his arms Remy spooning her and facing him and he’s being spooned by Victor. Innocence’s back is pressed to Remy’s chest, and she’s using his left bicep as a pillow. He notices that during the night the fingers of her slim right hand tangled with his larger ones and her left hand was resting on her stomach Remy’s hand laced with her’s. Victor’s right arm was slung over his waist, hand settling on top of the one Logan’s clutching to his chest. Innocence and Vic follow him awake, Innocence’s breathing starts to speed up to match his while Victor just kind of softly grunts. Innocence squeezes his and Victor’s tangled fingers, and suddenly his view changes, he’s no longer looking at her sprawled black dreads. Innocence turns her face back towards them, opening her eyelids with some effort for they’re still heavy with slumber. They can see her as she’s see them. Logan knows he’s not making much sense, but he doesn’t care, because suddenly she’s kissing him and Victor peppering surprising soft kisses on his shoulder. He startles, less than he did when this first began mind you, because Innocence usually gives herself to him,Victor,and Remy in a way that they don’t dare question lest it go away. She’s kissing him and he’s not doing a very good job of kissing back, he’s a little busy trying to memorize her face and register Victor’s sweetness in this moment. Innocence pulls away her eyes are fluttering, impossible eyelashes casting shadows on her hazel cheek. He needs to remember this, because he knows it won’t last forever - it can't last forever. Just as soon as he closes his eyes and starts to kiss Victor, she turns to face the now awake Remy, and not a minute later she swings her leg over his hip, straddling him. Her hands run over his ribs, sliding up towards his chest and shoulders, only to end up in his hair. Remy goes to move his hands from where they’re settled behind her knees, he needs her closer. He pulls her closer and wraps his arm around her shoulder pulling her down, closer to his chest. Logan flips himself at the same time Victor sits up and straddles his beast’s hips, Victor wraps his arms around his waist and crushes him to his chest. Logan huffs approvingly, hands moving to the back of Victor’s neck. Too soon they all stop kissing and Innocence him to speaks. “We should go get Axel” she sighs into Remy’s neck. “Let the kid sleep in for once” Victor says, but he does so only to spend a few more minutes in their little bubble. “Tell you what” she starts, leaning over Remy to kiss his and Logan’s foreheads before pulling back and resting her forehead onto the now sitting up Remy’s after after he does the same to the other two males in the bed, “I’ll make it worth your while” she breathes Remy in for a second before sitting up. He’s not complaining though, because when she sits she’s directly on top of him. Remy wonders for a bit if she knows what she’s doing. She’s a great strategist, her ability to analyze their surroundings in battle never ceases to amazing, but, this is the same girl who had no idea how torturous it was to just exist around her those first few weeks. “And how are you going to do that?” Logan puffs out his chest, leaning his arms back, hands under his head. “I have a plan” she says grabbing Remy’s arms and pulling him to a seated position before rocking slightly to the right and grabbing Victor’s hand and tugging, causing him and Logan to change positions. Logan by Remy’s side and Victor behind the thief. Innocence is taller than Remy like this, looking over him for a change. Everyone changes positions again, Remy crawling over to Logan resting his head in the man’s lap,arms looping around his waist while Logan lightly traces his face with the tips of his fingers. “Matin, Mauvais chat.” Remy mumbles, nuzzling into Logan’s stomach more. “Morning, Cajun.” Logan softly replies, running his hand threw Remy’s hair and kissing his forehead. Innocence shuffles to Victor and drops into his lab, snuggling against him, her head resting on Vic’s chest, she can faintly feel what sound like the beginning of a purr rumble from his chest as his hands circle around her hips. “Good Morning, Vicky” she sighs out happily. Victor splays his big callused hand on her cheeks and rubs his thumb over her brow bone as he slowly brings her face up so that she’s facing him eyes closed as she growls, her cheek nuzzling his hand, “Mornin, Lamb. Grrrrrrrraaaw” Innocence smiles softly and bumps her nose against his purring more as her tail flicks softly in Victor’s lap, she does this all with such reverence it makes him want to crawl under her skin and never leave. She opens her eyes and puts her forehead against his and looks into his eyes, intense amber meeting a soft dark coffee. Innocence touches his mouth, thumb teasing his lower lip, face one inch away from his. She moves forward infinitesimally, but draws back at the last second. Victor growls lightly and finds himself chasing her lips, heart beating fast in his chest. She smiles a wicked smile and holds him back with a few fingers on his chin and her left hand pushing his right shoulder back. He’s staring now, eyes glued to cherry lips that he desperately needs to taste. “Please” Victor thinks, but when she chuckles he thinks he may have said it aloud. Then he doesn’t care because she’s licking into his mouth. The two stay there a few minutes, basking in each other. He remembers she’s kept her part of the deal, and non of them would ever want to risk future mutually beneficial eh arrangements. Victor swings his legs over the edge of the bed and stands up, putting Innocence down, she then walks to the door slowly waiting for the three to catch up. Victor bends over the bed and kisses Logan passionately for some moments before they pulled apart. “Mornin,Kitten” Logan narrowed his eyes slightly at Victor for using the pet name they both knew he secretly liked. “Morning to you too Bub” leaning down to kiss Remy on the forehead. “Mornin, Rem” Remy snorts lightly and then murmurs “Matin Boule peluche un meurtre” into Vic’s chest. Victor then picks the half awake man up and walks towards Innocence with Logan behind him. She’s standing by the door waiting for them. She hums a “Morning Remy” to the mutant and Remy leans up in Victor’s hold and gives a whisper of a kiss to Innocence, “Matin Mastic chat.” He sleepily purrs onto her lips before snuggling back against Victor. Victor and Remy exit and Logan comes up to Innocence kissing her before lifting her up and shifting her to his back, as he walked out the door following Victor and Remy on their way to Axel’s room. He wonders, for what has to be the hundredth time, how long he gets to keep them.

FRENCH Matin=Morning Mauvais chat=Bad kitty Boule peluche un meurtre=Fluffy ball a murder Mastic chat=Putty cat According to google translate

[bestoftheyear]

Best Songs of 2016

Year number six. I’m honestly surprised I still have the time to do this, listen to as much music as I do with all the adulting and life stuff happening. But I’d have it no other way! I’m keeping the list the same as last year, going down from 301 (because darts? idk) to number one, a song that has been at the top since February. My music taste is still ever growing, so much that I actually downloaded a country album for the first time ever--shout out Maren Morris.

Last year I went stats, keeping with that, I went with about fifty more songs in my playlists, just under 1800, so keep that in mind. For a personal project, I do a lot of judging. Judging started last December 16 and stopped December 15, or bascially after Kid Cudi released Passion, Pain & Demon Slaying--which is why there is music from Pusha T’s last album and likewise, nothing new from RTJ3. I already released the top 100 on the gram, so if you aren’t following me there then what the hell man! Anyway--hit that jump for the list

301. Blackbear - idfc (Tarro Remix)

300. Hamilton Leithauser & Rostam - A 1000 Times

299. 24hrs - You Know

298. The Skins - Bury me (feat. D.R.A.M.)

297. Astrid S - Hurts So Good

296. Lil Durk - Eyes (feat. Talib Kweli & James Fauntleroy)

295. Foxes - Devil Side

294. The Strumbellas - Young & Wild

293. Roy Woods - Only You (feat. Ty Dolla $ign & 24hrs)

292. Kacy Hill - Lion

291. The Japanese House - Face Like Thunder

290. Bridgit Mendler - Atlantis (feat. Kaiydo)

289. Allan Kingdom - Believe

288. Wild Belle - Throw Down Your Guns

287. Meek Mill - Shine

286. Bishop Briggs - The Way I Do

285. Anderson .Paak - Room In here (feat. The Game & Sonyae Elise)

284. FKA twigs - Good to Love

283. Post Malone - Leave

282. AURORA - Conqueror

281. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled 03 | 05.28.2013

280. Elohim - Hallucinating

279. TWENTY88 - On The Way

278. Banks - To The Hilt

277. Bryson Tiller - Rambo (The Weeknd Remix)

276. Frank Ocean - Ivy

275. Declan McKenna - Isombard

274. Daye Jack - Finish Line

273. Young the Giant - Titus Was Born

272. The Naked and Famous - Laid Low

271. White Sea - Bloodline

270. Ra Ra Riot & Rostam - Water

269. Beck - Wow

268. Isaiah Rashad - Smile

267. Warpaint - New Song

266. PARTYNEXTDOOR - Not Nice

265. LIV - Dream Awake

264. Bankroll Mafia - Out My Face (feat. Tip, Shad Da God, Young Thug & London Jae)

263. Isaiah Rashad & Goldlink - Untitled

262. The Weeknd - Attention

261. Tory Lanez - Luv

260. Justice - Safe and Sound

259. Chance the Rapper - Grown Ass Kid (feat. Mick Jenkins & Alex Wiley)

258. Lil Yachty - Minnesota (feat. Quavo, Skippa Da Flippa & Young Thug)

257. D.R.A.M. - Misunderstood (feat. Young Thug)

256. Louis the Child - Fire (feat. Evalyn)

255. Jack Garratt - Worry (feat. Anderson .Paak)

254. ZHU - Generation Why

253. DJ Khaled - Jermaine’s Interlude (feat. J. Cole)

252. Ab-Soul 0 Huey Knew THEN (feat. Da$H)

251. Raury - Neveralone

250. Banks & Steelz - Love and War (feat. Ghostface Killah)

249. A Tribe Called Quest - Conrad Tokyo (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

248. The 1975 - The Sound

247. James Blake - Timeless (feat. Vince Staples)

246. Kweku Collins - Stupid Rose

245. Bob Moses - Tearing Me Up

244. James Vincent McMorrow - Rising Water

243. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - My Sh*t

242. Post Malone - Deja Vu (feat. Justin Bieber)

241. The Americanos - In My Foreign (feat. Ty Dolla $ign, Lil Yachty, Nicky Jam & French Montana)

240. Travis Scott - Lose (feat. Cassie)

239. Drake - Sneakin’ (feat. 21 Savage)

238. Chance the Rapper - Juke Jam (feat. Justin Bieber & Towkio)

237. Run River North - Run Or Hide

236. Lil Uzi Vert - You Was Right

235. Amber Coffman - All to Myself

234. Kid Cudi - Frequency

233. Euro - Georgia

232. KAYTRANADA - GOT IT GOOD (feat. Craig David)

231. Tiggs Da Author - Swear Down (feat. Yungen)

230. Jorja Smith - A Price (feat. Maverick Sabre)

229. Khalid - Let’s Go

228. Amine - Baba

227. Pusha T - MPA (feat. Kanye West, A$AP Rocky & The-Dream)

226. Young Thug - Wyclef Jean

225. Love Thy Brother - Love Me Better (feat. Ariel Beesley)

224. The Weeknd - Party Monster

223. Drake - Controlla

222. Liss - Sorry

221. dvsn - Hallucinations

220. Phantogram - Cruel World

219. Rory Fresco - Lowkey

218. Saba - Church/Liquor Store (feat. Noname)

217. Francis and the Lights - See Her Out (That’s Just Life)

216. Drake - Hype

215. Andrew McMahon In the Wilderness - Fire Escape

214. Theophilus London - Revenge (feat. Ariel Pink)

213. XYLØ - Fool’s Paradise

212. Glass Animals - Pork Soda

211. Post Malone - Congratulation (feat. Quavo)

210. Transviolet - LA Love

209. OnCue - 3AM

208. Wet - Small and Silver

207. Banks - Trainwreck

206. Bon Iver - 22 (OVER  S∞∞N)

205. Beyonce - 6 Inch (feat. The Weeknd)

204. Rob $tone - Chill Bill (Remix) [feat. D.R.A.M., Denzel Curry & Cousin Stizz)

203. Raury & Jaden Smith - Losing Your Mind

202. Chance the Rapper - Finish Line/Drown (feat. T-Pain, Kirk Franklin, Eryn Allen Kane & Noname)

201. Rae Sremmurd - Swang

200. Travis Scott - Coordinate (feat. Blac Youngsta)

199. Chairlift - Crying in Public

198. Allan Kingdom - Renovate (feat. D.R.A.M.)

197. Adam Vida - I’m Juiced

196. Logic - Wrist (feat. Pusha T)

195. Mac Miller - Cinderella (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

194. Hundred Waters - Show Me Love (feat. Chance the Rapper, Moses Sumney & Robin Hannibal) [Skrillex Remix]

193. Bruno Mars - That’s What I Like

192. Travis Scott - Wonderful (feat. The Weeknd)

191. Frank Ocean - Rushes To

190. Lil Uzi Vert - Money Longer

189. Salaam Remi - Come Through and Chill (feat. Miguel)

188. ScHoolboy Q - Ride Out (feat. Vince Staples)

187. Joey Purp - Girls @ (feat. Chance the Rapper)

186. Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 (feat. Kid Cudi)/Pt. 2 (feat. Desiigner)

185. Domo Genesis - Dapper (feat. Anderson .Paak)

184. The Head and The Heart - Colors

183. Cashmere Cat - Wild Love (feat. The Weeknd & Francis and the Lights)

182. Judah & the Lion - Take It All Back

181. Post Malone - Money Made Me Do It (feat. 2 Chainz)

180. Chance the Rapper - Blessings (Reprise) [feat. Anderson .Paak, BJ The Chicago Kid, Raury & Ty Dolla $ign]

179. Young the Giant - Something To Believe In

178. A Tribe Called Quest - Kids... (feat. Andre Benjamin)

177. Twelve’len - Star Dust

176. Sara Hartman - Stranger in a Room

175. Bishop Briggs - Be Your Love

174. The Hunna - You & Me

173. Hare Squead - Herside Story

172. Solange - Don’t Touch My Hair (feat. Sampha)

171. Belly - Consuela (feat. Young Thug & Zack)

170. Birdy - Wild Horses

169. Lil Yachty - One Night

168. Kanye West - FML (feat. The Weeknd)

167. Meek Mill - Litty (feat. Tory Lanez)

166. Charli XCX - After the Afterparty (feat. Lil Yachty)

165. Drake - Child’s Play

164. Big Gigantic - All of Me (feat. Logic & ROZES)

163. Ro Ransom - Doppelganger

162. T.I. - Dope (feat. Marsha Ambrosius)

161. Skepta - Man

160. DJ Khaled - Nas Album Done (feat. Nas)

159. ScHoolboy Q - THat Part (feat. Kanye West)

158. Milky Chance - Cocoon

157. Wet - The Middle

156. Mac Miller - Stay

155. Post Malone - Patient

154. 21 Savage - X (feat. Future)

153. Ava Wolfe - xkss

152. JONES - Melt

151. Local Natives - Past Lives

150. Caleborate - Options (feat. Pell & Sylvan LaCue)

149. Vince Staples - War Ready

148. Chance the Rapper - Smoke Break (feat. Future)

147. Kevin Abstract - Empty

146. Rihanna - Love on the Brain

145. Lady Gaga - Hey Girl (feat. Florence Welch)

144. 2 Chainz - Good Drank (feat. Quavo & Gucci Mane)

143. The Weeknd - I Feel It Coming (feat. Daft Punk)

142. 070 Shake - Trust Nobody

141. Beyonce - Don’t Hurt Yourself (feat. Jack White)

140. Kanye West - Saint Pablo (feat. Sampha)

139. Lecrae & Leon Bridges - On My Own

138. Run The Jewels - 2100 (feat. BOOTS)

137. Post Malone - Monta (feat. Lil Yachty)

136. KAYTRANADA - GLOWED UP (feat. Anderson .Paak)

135. Phantogram - You Don’t Get Me High Anymore

134. Mura Masa - Love$ick (feat. A$AP Rocky) [Four tet Remix]

133. Father John Misty - Real Love Baby

132. Sampha - Blood On Me

131. Nick Grant - Get Up (feat. WatchTheDuck)

130. Drake - One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)

129. Verite - Underdressed

128. Jon Waltz - Riot

127. Jon Bellion - Maybe IDK

126. Meek Mill - Offended (feat. Young Thug & 21 Savage)

125. The Strumbellas - We Don’t Know)

124. The Weeknd - Six Feet Under

123. Clams Casino - All Nite (feat. Vince Staples)

122. Snakehips - Money On Me (feat. Anderson .Paak)

121. Isaiah Rashad - Wat’s Wrong (feat. Zacari & Kendrick Lamar)

120. Anderson .Paak - The Waters (feat. BJ the Chicago Kid)

119. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled 08 | 09.06.2014

118. Kid Cudi - Baptized in Fire (feat. Travis Scott)

117. Jay Prince - Father, Father

116. Daye Jack - Hands Up (feat. Killer Mike)

115. Jorja Smith - Something in the Way

114. Migos - Bad and Boujee

113. Kodak Black - Too Many Years (feat. PnB Rock)

112. Pell - In the Morning (feat. Stephen & Caleborate)

111. Frank Ocean - Pink + White

110. Big Sean - Living Single (feat. Chance the Rapper & Jeremih)

109. Gucci Mane - Last Time (feat. Travis Scott)

108. Beyonce - Freedom (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

107. Rihanna - Needed Me

106. Roy Woods - Gwan Big Up Urself

105. KYLE - iSpy (feat. Lil Yachty)

104. Flume - Never Be Like You (feat. Kai)

103. Vic Mensa - Free Love (feat. Le1f, Halsey, Lil B & Malik Yusef)

102. Logic - Tree of Life (feat. Slug & Killer Mike)

101. J. Cole - Immortal

100. Shannon Saunders - Pure

99. Royal Teeth - Kids Conspire

98. Gallant - Bourbon

97. Banks - Gemini Feed

96. Run The Jewels - Talk To Me

95. A$AP Ferg - Strive (feat. Missy Elliott)

94. Kanye West - Real Friends (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

93. Grouplove - Good Morning

92. Divine Council - Dememba (Remix) [feat. $ilk Money & Andre Benjamin)

91. Drake - Fake Love

90. 21 Savage - No Heart

89. Phantogram - Same Old Blues

88. Sara Hartman - Monster Lead Me Home

87. Chance the Rapper - All Night (feat. Knox Fortune)

86. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic

85. Khalid - Location

84. Alicia Keys - Blended Family (feat. A$AP Rocky)

83. Kid Cudi - Surfin’ (feat. Pharrell Williams)

82. Ta-ku & Wafia - Meet in the Middle

81. Frank Ocean - Nights

80. Bon Iver - 33 “GOD”

79. Big Sean - Bounce Back

78. Isaiah Rashad - AA

77. The Avett Brothers - Ain’t No Man

76. J. Cole - Deja Vu

75. Ab-Soul - RAW (backwards) [feat. Zacari]

74. Kanye West, Gucci Mane, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Travis Scott, Yo Gotti, Quavo & Desiigner - Champions

73. Rag’n’Bone Man - Human

72. Chance the Rapper - All We Got (feat. Kanye West & Chicago Children’s Choir)

71. Kaiydo - Fruit Punch

70. Desiigner - Tiimmy Turner

69. Rihanna - Same Ol’ Mistakes

68. The 1975 - Somebody Else

67. A Tribe Called Quest - We The People...

66. Bishop Briggs - Wild Horses

65. Kanye West - Fade (feat. Post Malone & Ty Dolla $ign)

64. The Weeknd - Reminder

63. ScHoolboy Q - By Any Means

62. Danny Brown - Really Doe (feat. Kendrick Lamar, Ab-Soul & Earl Sweatshirt)

61. Glass Animals - Youth

60. Travis Scott - The Ends (feat. Andre 3000)

59. Anderson .Paak - Come Down

58. Chance the Rapper - Mixtape (feat. Young Thug & Lil Yachty)

57. Mick Jenkins - Spread Love

56. Maggie Rogers - Dog Years

55. Denzel Curry - This Life

54. Kanye West - Wolves (feat. Vic Mensa & Sia)/Frank’s Track

53. The Chainsmokers - Closer (feat. Halsey)

52. Beyonce - Formation

51. Young Thug - Kanye West (feat. Wyclef Jean)

50. Misterwives - Same Drugs (Chance the Rapper cover)

49. DJ Khaled - Holy Key (feat. Big Sean, Kendrick Lamar & Betty Wright)

48. Kid Cudi - By Design (feat. Andre Benjamin)

47. Joey Bada$$ - Devastated

46. Starrah - Rush

45. Sampha - Timmy’s Prayer

44. Post Malone - Go Flex

43. J. Cole - False Prophets

42. Drake - 4PM In Calabasas

41. The Weeknd - Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)

40. Frank Ocean - Nikes

39. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled 07 | levitate

38. DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak (feat. Run The Jewels)

37. SAINt JHN - Reflex

36. Noname - Diddy Bop (feat. Raury & Cam O’bi)

35. 6LACK - Prblms

34. J. Cole - Change

33. Beyonce - Hold Up

32. Francis and the Lights - Friends (feat. Bon Iver)

31. John Legend - Penthouse Floor (feat. Chance the Rapper)

30. Future - Low Life (feat. The Weeknd)

29. Wet - All The Ways

28. Childish Gambino - Redbone

27. Travis Scott - Goosebumps (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

26. Frank Ocean - Solo (Reprise) [feat. Andre Benjamin]

25. Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)

24. Young Thug & Travis Scott - Pick Up The Phone (feat. Quavo)

23. Mac Miller - Dang! (feat. Anderson .Paak)

22. The Strumbellas - Spirits

21. Beyonce - Sorry

20. The xx - On Hold

19. Flume - Smoke & Retribution (feat. Vince Staples & Kucka)

18. The Head and The Heart - All We Ever Knew

17. Chance the Rapper - Summer Friends (feat. Jeremih & Francis and the Lights)

16. Kanye West - No More Parties in L.A. (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

15. Glass Animals - Life Itself

14. Bishop Briggs - River

13. Childish Gambino - Me and Your Mama

12. The Weeknd - Sidewalks (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

11. Solange - Cranes in the Sky

10. Amine - Caroline

9. Frank Ocean - Solo

8. D.R.A.M. - Broccoli (feat. Lil Yachty)

7. Chance the Rapper - Blessings

6. Jorja Smith - Blue Lights

5. Maggie Rogers - Alaska

4. Travis Scott - Through the Late Night (feat. Kid Cudi)

3. Anderson .Paak - The Dreamer (feat. Talib Kweli & Timan Family Choir)

2. Chance the Rapper - No Problem (feat. Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz)

1. Kanye West - Ultralight Beam (feat. Chance the Rapper, The-Dream, Kelly Price & Kirk Franklin)

[deviltoothed]

“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”

meme: terrible first meetingsstatus: accepting

“How else am I supposed to look at you?” 

Victor rests his chin on Remy’s shoulder pouting at him. They keep ending up like this; the pair of them in the kitchen, Vic pressed against Remy’s back while Remy cooks, Remy finding some way to scold Victor. Usually because he’s tried to nab a taste of whatever’s cooking with his claws. He’s already had his hand swatted away once today, so he’s settled for pouting instead.

“Just watching you cook. Even keeping my hands out of the pot.” He gives Remy’s hips a squeeze to emphasize that they’re settled there instead of reaching into the pot yet again. “Can’t I watch you cook?”