#veth should allowed to talk smartly

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Jester: hey, I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

Jester: my cereal is loud and it’s wondering why I would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly

Fjord: …how does it taste…?

Jester: bad

Veth: the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is—as an acid—sour

Veth: so by adding milk to sour water, you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great

Jester: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of the shittiest alchemist currently alive