#very important for the economy and the ecosystem apparently! fun facts :)

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[Image ID : A map of Europe by Atlasova @atlasova.world, titled "How do you say zero fucks given in different European languages?" The countries, colour coded accordingly, are as follows :

Green - Food related :

Spain : I care a cucumber

Germany : It's sausage to me

Austria : This is blood pudding to me

Romania, Moldova : I don't give a frostbitten onion

Russia : It's horseradish to me

Azerbaijan: I don't give a nut

Estonia : I have Estonian dessert powder two

Brown - Anal related :

Portugal : I'm pooping on this

Netherlands : It can oxidise on my ass

Poland : I care about it as shit

Czech Republic : I have it in my ass

Latvia : On my ass

Finland : It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit

Brazil : I'm pooping and walking

Purple - Animal related :

Norway: I give a cat

Denmark : It bothers me like a cardboard duck

Hungary : Even the dog is uninterested

USA : I don't give a rat's ass

Pink - Sex related :

United Kingdom : Zero fucks given

France : I beat my balls

Italy : It doesn't rub a dick to me

Sicily : Why the door of my dick

Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro : My dick hurts

Kosovo, Macedonia : My dick doesn't hurt me at all

Bulgaria : It hurts me in the lighthouse

Turkey, Armenia : Not on my dick

Georgia : It can hang on my balls

Pink and Purple - Animal and sex related:

Greece : Flowers on my dick and bees all around

Red - Other :

Iceland : Give me more news of the capelin

Basque Country (Spain) : Five of them

Slovakia : I cough on it

Ukraine : I snooze on it

Israel : It interests my grandma

Grey - Places where fucks are given

Sweden, Lithuania, Belarus, Albania, Kazakhstan

End ID]

Mediterranean apathy metaphors