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bees chasing me around at work :(
#love bees from afar#very allergic though#i know he will not sting me unless he must but i do not want to take that chance!!#although i would get to leave work early if i got stung 👀 would also have to go to the hospital :/#also my position at work got moved last minute which resulted in my not being able to buy a coffee#and i woke up late so i couldn't make one#and i'm out of my redbulls#so i had to get a white monster from the vending machine at work#which. very much tastes like being a teenager yk#weird feeling!#i wanted coffee today though :(#might stop and get one after work
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When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.
#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait#you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass.#if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house#sergle.txt#do you know what I mean though. like actually#you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want#you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now.#anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently#I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy.#''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning#nut up or shut up.
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Ngl gumball is the type to not fuck around when someone says anything about his gf he's very obsessed with
the tags aren't letting me tell you how gumball literally brought an entire PERSON, probably a dead one of unconscious as a SACRIFICE to a fake cult made by his own teachers and classmates (they didn't take it well)
#this guy had the idea to rip in pieces his classmate uncle to fill a box for a BIRTHDAY GIFT#killed his classmate multiple times just to prove a point#tried to decapitate Leslie and in the most creepy way ever#burned his own gf house down to impress her#did give his own gf an allergic reaction multiple times#tried to choke his own bother because of a dream that didn't even happen#panicked multiple times about his gf nit loving him anymore and resulted in destroying the town more than once#almost killed rob with no hesitation#made his own brother feel guilty about eating potatoes in front of a potato while HE HIMSELF ate potatoes and didn't give a single fuck#sold somebody's parents to prove a point#framed people multiple times#did commit manslaughter before#created toxic and radioactive chemicals just because he didn't wanna admit he was wrong#his plan as a president us to literally bomb the entire country without a care#“we all know how things will go so let's just skip to the end” [bomb dropped]#he was dully prepared and committed to kill whoever was trying to fancy his mother#DID jumped into literal fire just for a stupid ass lucky hat#there's more but this guy.#this guy is not okay#tawog#the amazing world of gumball#tawog gumball#gumball watterson#also he proposed like 2 times in a row to penny#he mentioned to Darwin he was creepily obsessed with his own gf#is a narcissist but like#very slightly#he does have a HUGE ego though#his brother isn't safe either Darwin literally kidnapped someone's mom to get a videogame back and did chop somebody's head off#the last one was a mistake though
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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ᗩᑕᑎE IᑎᐯᗩᔕIOᑎ
#danganronpa#danganronpa art#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa byakuya#byakuya togami#he'd totally freak out about this#gasp! the togami heir is not perfect 1000% of the time?!#how scandalous!#also i am mean#placed the acne in probably one of the worst spots#i'm not TOO mean though cus the worst would be directly in the middle of the chin as he can at least use his bangs to cover this one#i am so drawing more of this concept btw cus i love him so much and i just have to have him suffer now and again with mundane bullshit >:]#also i feel he'd honestly use one of those acne patches or cover the acne with some foundation (or whatever the term is)#i very much know practically nothing about make up as i do not use any of it like at all! might be allergic ngl#i can see him being slightly embarrassed that he's even using the acne patches cus “togami's aren't supposed to get acne!”#he is SOOOO not using the alternative though of just “letting the acne be out in the wild for all to gawk at” he has a reputation to uphold#also feel he gets embarrassed and annoyed at just regular human bodily shit he has no control over though that's a ramble for another day!
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Hey y'all! The merry-go-round of doctors* I am on seems to be cycling back around towards an allergist again, and I have a question for y'all because idk how to word this for doctors: How do you word "if it walks like and allergy and quacks like an allergy it's an allergy" to an allergist? Less flippantly, I have allergy symptoms that multiple doctors have said allergies should not be able to cause. Mainly, my first allergy symptom is high blood pressure**, which if left untreated will progress to migraines, stomach issues, and eventually a bad blood pressure crash***. I have been told allergies do not raise blood pressure, but mine is caused by specific foods most of the time and taking a benadryl stops the reaction, so I have no idea what else it could be? But my main food allergy is acetic acid/vinegar, which I have also had multiple doctors tell me it is not possible to be allergic to
*the "you have a problem but not one I can fix try this kind of specialist instead" mobile **130s/80s, not super high, but high for me ***80s/40s
#the person behind the yarn#medical mention#I do sometimes have allergic reactions caused by acute stress or anger#so that's. fun. pretty sure that's MCAS though#but like idk how to convince doctors it's allergies#I know they might not be IgE mediated allergies but still allergies right? if benadryl fixes them?#most people don't get like two day headaches from eating peas?#I do think coconut might be my one true IgE mediated allergy on account of the immediate wheezing when I eat it#but the rest I fully admit are weird#the last allergist wants me to get a blood test DURING an allergic reaction#but I have learned the magic words about that one!#the magic words are: I tested on the very high end of normal tryptase levels when NOT having an allergic reaction#and my main severe allergic reaction symptom is uncontrollable vomiting. which makes it difficult for me to get that bloodwork done#so far I've only said it to like three doctors and every single one was like yes! fair! understandable!
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Me to my mom: My black rabbit's ears are turning white. She can't be going grey or anything because she's only three.
My mom: ... she's six.
Me: What? No she's not.
My mom: She was born in 2018.
Me: ...
Me: Which was three years ago.
Mom: ...
Me: Right...? 🥺
#time is a lie#anyways my bunnies are six years old#they're old 😭#thankfully they've been in really good health all their lives#aside from them having a brief upper respiratory infection when they were babies#hopefully i can have them for a good few more years#the bunnies hate my fucking guts#but i really like them#they're so cute and fluffy#they don't like being touched though so i can't feel their fluff very often :(#but also i'm allergic to their fluff so maybe it's for the best lol
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I'm sorry but there was a man at the grocery store who was trying to sell me a vegetable subscription box, and he had a long brown fur coat on, long fingernails, a faux hawk mullet, furtive eyes... a little scuzzy but nice overall
I talked to him for like 5 minutes and it was like... this is Neelix as a real life person
#he also had cheek piercings#no lie I saw the coat and I was like... hold up#there was something else Neelix-y about him I just forgot about the interaction until right now#I guess tell me about your vegetables???#I'm pretty standoffish so it was very why are you talking to me? ah selling me something#I can't justify spending $40 on vegetables every week when I am picky as shit and broccoli is right there all cheap already#I'm sure they're better but I am also allergic to a lot of stuff clearly#I think I kept talking to him cause he was giving Neelix vibes#because zero intention of bespoke vegetables today even though I love the idea in theory#idk I needed to go spend FIFTY DOLLARS on 4oz of special skin oil stupid allergies#melts into oblivion
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Got my mom to watch Red White and Royal Blue and you know she mostly watches overly dramatic media because when Henry walked into the room to find out about the email leak she thought Alex died in a plane crash.
#as though me#miss allergic to unhappy endings#would call that her favorite book#red white and royal blue#she was also very upset that Alex didn’t take the key off during sex#because she was worried about Henry getting hit in the face
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME BURROWS END WASNT FREE
#I DIDNT TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT BUT STILL. SOMEONE SHOULDVE WARNED ME BEFORE I GOT COMPLETELY INVESTED#I know next to nothing abt dimension 20 I’m pretty sure I just saw a post abt burrows end specifically MONTHS ago and was like 👀👀👀#opened a tab with the first episode to watch later and promptly forgot about it#until last night! having a bad night and was like hrm what if I just watch smth#and I’ve been reading watership down recently!! finally got my own copy bc it was my favourite book when I was like NINE#so I am fully primed to fall in love with a story abt little animals rn and man#I am OBSESSED with this and also realising yeah I’m at a point where I could get very into tabletop rpgs now#what if. what if I just get dropout. what if I just do that. would that not be fun. I would like to see the stoats do stuff#i am so in love with Ava and her player and I understand so much more about brennan lee mulligan now. and VIOLA#viola may be my favourite character I’m obsessed with how she interacts with other characters.m#i NEED to know what’s up with thorn’s cult thing. and also thorn. what is going on there#hrrgrhehh the thing that’s holding me back is I’m allergic to subscriptions#impermanence. even though I know it’s fairly unlikely I’ll wanna watch it again any time soon I don’t like the idea that I’d have to like#in a couple years pay for it again or not be able to bc I can’t afford it even though I already paid for it once#I’m a books + cartridge games guy and it shows.#okay. I will chew on this. the price is not unreasonable and I have coincidentally also been looking at make some noise clips#it does not help that I basically never watch things but my favourite podcast is also ending within the next month (2 episodes left)#and this IS primarily audio so I could cook + watch mayhaps. and I’ve heard good things abt all other d20.#they have a 20% off first year deal on. annual would make me less stressed long term if I end up liking this bc cheaper + choice premade#and would also mean I can do it now and not feel bad abt wasting the first month bc I won’t be able to watch much for a few weeks#fuck it I’m allowed to make frivolous purchases sometimes I will simply swallow the subscription distaste#more stoats >:)#that aside all the players are incredible I’m pretty sure when this is done I’ll wanna watch other seasons just to see what else they do#okay go do the thing I believe in you you can spend money sometimes#luke.txt#update I downloaded the app. I am putting off the decision for another day now bc it’s 1:21am and I have not been thinking clearly <3
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Okay for future reference. Do not surprise me with a pet. Surprise pets are not good. Pets do not make good gifts. And I especially am not good with surprises. I like to know what I’m getting into before I do almost anything, let alone something that requires care of another living being. I will be very upset and overwhelmed. Please do not do this to me.
Anyways, I guess I have a kitten now.
#I’ve calmed down#it’s very cute. i don’t know the first thing about owning cats. i don’t know what to do. am I allowed to leave it alone?#i will keep it unless my dog can’t adjust to him#also I’m allergic to cats#but I’ll cope#if my dog can handle it I’ll keep it but right now he’s very scared#even though he’s a brave boy. it’s his 11th adoption anniversary today. also my birthday. also he has to share the day with this cat now.
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i think i have a mild banana allergy :(
#idk if it happens to anyone else but like my throat feels kinda hoarse & scratchy & i cough after eating one#but it's very mild it's like seasonal allergies#every time i've told my parents though they always roll their eyes & say i'm lying so i don't have to eat bananas#but like i fucking love bananas#i'm willing to suffer for them#not to mention i'm 21 years old i'm not gonna lie about an allergy suspicion to avoid eating a food#like i hate carrots but i don't say i'm allergic i just say i don't like them & pick another veggie if possible#idk this kinda thing's been happening for years so i'll probably still eat the occasional banana but i don't wanna just like.#die from it one day. but i most likely won't#rose.txt
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So this is how my day has gone, how about you?
#corvidae says things#the cat distribution system is at work#everyone in my house is allergic though so misplanning there#no chip and very dirty but i love her and her name is charles ebony darkness#also arm reveal ig
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no one who followed me after 2019 knows what my real favorite animal is because thwts when I started reblogging guinea pigs and rodents for someone else who liked them jsjdj
#although people associating guinea pigs with me made them go up the list really high ❤️#and i think a guinea pig was my first pet when i was like 2. not for very long though my mom thought i was allergic
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Hey y'all! Does anyone have a link to somewhere I can compare the ingredients of the new Moderna and Pfizer boosters? All the articles I'm finding are along the lines of "no, it won't change your DNA", and are unhelpful for "does this contain acetic acid*"/allergy purposes I know the Moderna bivalent booster did contain acetic acid, and I had a severe-but-not-requiring-hospitalization allergic reaction to it, and I'm trying to figure out if I should go with Moderna again this time (pros: did not end up in the hospital. cons: did have a pretty severe allergic reaction) or try Pfizer (pros: have not reacted to it yet! cons: have not tried it yet, could be mega-allergic) Edit: Thanks everybody! It looks like the Pfizer booster does not contain acetic acid, so I will probably go with that one. I still might be allergic to something else in it, but at least I won't be deliberately injected with something I know I am allergic to?
*I know it's weird, but I am allergic to acetic acid. It might be a mast cell degranulation trigger rather than a true IgE-mediated allergic reaction, but calling it an allergy is shorter and requires less explanation (every time I mention my vinegar allergy I get someone in the notes saying it can't be a true allergy, so I guess I should say calling it an allergy is shorter everywhere but tumblr lol)
#the person behind the yarn#medical mention#allergy mention#I have had a really bad reaction every time I get the moderna vaccine#that is not me saying not to get it! on the contrary!! I appreciate it greatly#because someone in my household DID get covid and I didn't even though my immune system can best be described as Bad#my reaction is because I am very allergic to acetic acid#and apparently the symptoms are WAY worse when it's injected instead of ingested#my blood pressure crashes for like three days each time#like. low 80s/40s#and that's WITH extra doses of my 'blood pressure go up' medication
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https://www.tumblr.com/vampirenicotine/757186481644306432/
can you believe this is what louis saw on that fucking yellow couch??!?! yeah i understand louis' desire to fuck him on his back ok
but also, sir? why are you so slutty. why are your legs are spread for the official photoshoot lhgjlgdl
I still can't talk about it, anon!!! Everyone else there just sitting normally and he drapes himself back on them like he's fighting for his life on America's Next Top Model.
#he's allergic to keeping his legs together too lol so that does NOT surprise me#it's been so funny y'know#i used to write a lot of smut but i've kinda had a break from it#like i wrote a bit of succession fic but that was all gen because i was mostly interested in the sibling dynamics#and i have my lil chrissy x eddie st fic but that's like#very gentle first real love and they haven't even kissed yet#so to be back writing full on smut has been like exercising a muscle that i haven't used in a minute#i'm still surprised it went over so well with to a beacon in the gloom because it really did feel like i was out of practice#it's already easier with this new fic though#but yes that pic is um#helpful haha#also he really is so pale lol#iwtv asks#welcome to my ama
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