#ventiverse

[zoropookie]

VENTIVERSE SERIES ☆

tl;dr cupid venti fucked up the space time continuum by messing with a lot of the scara smaus and fics and altering time and now he has to fix an imploding world by falling in love with you. or...not? it could make it worse. but for now, here is a portfolio of his (quite successful) failures.

UNIVERSE 219: HOW HATERS ARE BORN

YOU ARE on your way to being one of the hottest streamer in your nation at the moment, racking a monthly average of 10 million viewers, but something specific bothers you about it. you know that a lot of people hate you, but there's this one account. one account that's been following you since the early days of your career. they leave a flood of rude comments in your stream, your moderators banned each account they made, but they keep making more. you are at the end of your tether. but you are yet to find out that this persistent cockroach is none other than your friend's friend (and the only other streamer that's bigger than you), scaramouche.

UNIVERSE 220: SWEET MELODY

THERE ARE not many things that can sway your interest ever since the "incident", but in spite of that, you pushed forward. you are now the owner of the biggest bakery chain in your city, consistently seeing couples and catering to them as such. you've been a big host at weddings, events for celebrities, and even a big support for your friends and family. you've even earned yourself a niche following as well by how sweet you are to everybody around you. but, even with your kindness, you don't have a particular spark that keeps you going anymore these days. that is until one of your employees starts suggesting you write love letters to customers who request your services. at first you thought it was a horrible idea that could easily turn into trouble, but that was until you were tasked with writing one to your own (very very famous) ex-boyfriend.

UNIVERSE 221: WHAT YOU WON'T DO FOR LOVE

YOU couldn't be having a worse halloween night. choose your fate with your fellow readers and see if it gets better! an interactive story.

ATTEMPT AT REJUVINATION: CUPID IS SO DUMB!

FOR SOME REASON, your crush venti keeps trying to get you with your best friend. now usually, you'd be pretty suspicious of people's intentions when they do that, i mean, you're suspicious of anyone who questions your credibility as a real cowboy too. but you've already been through the "scarayn" allegations all throughout your life, even by kuni's own mom, and you would rather deepthroat a coconut than hold hands with him. things get a little complicated when you find out that your crush is your cupid for another guy in every universe...time to start shoving that coconut in, i guess.

[totallynottinsel]

WoooooO Self-promo cuz it’s officially my 10th venti asmrrrrr 🏌️

[iloveapplepie7]

moved to @kinvasion

[asteri-sympan]

Ventiiiiiverrrssseeee

Let's welcome great-uncle-ford as OfficialSteven and OfficialOpal to the family!!! Honestly pal, here's a tip if you wanna go far on ventiverse: just roll with it. You get on there and you have fun. That's how you survive. And if you got a problem, you come to me (OfficialGarnet/OfficialRuby) kay? That's how we do things here. --> sebabug is MamaQuartz --> ephiean is OfficialConnie/OfficialPearl --> gemcuttlefish is OfficialJasper/BaroquePearl --> missinterpretations is birdmom That's everyone that I remember, but we're all pretty cool and stuff so don't be afraid to chat us up kay? Also!!! If you are any of the new accounts on ventiverse (OfficialSardonyx, TheLovlySardonyx, OfficialPeridot, etc.) And you see this post, comment your url and i'll follow you and make your own special post with special advice from me!!!

[mellodramaticist-blog]

Hey Ventstuckiverse! ! !

Link to my rabbi.t is here

[zoropookie]

23 !!! i have a job i swear !!! she/her

i like a lot of things, but i also write for those things

this is a sfw blog

discord server :) (thank you mimi & ni) || gofundmes for palestine || ao3

ventiverse || off

drabble 1 drabble 2

[zoropookie]

what if the ventiverse was called the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂verse and everything was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

i beg ur finest pardon

[zoropookie]

I’m excited for the ventiverse smau no one’s talking about it enough

that entire smau is going to be brainrot

[zoropookie]

I wonder If when venti makes a mistake in the ventiverse if he freaks out or just lets it happen *kills yns family*

when he makes a mistake he lets it roll to see if it gets better or worse lmao

[zoropookie]

SPEAKING OF THE VENTIVERSE, I remember how shocked we all were when we found out venti paid the cake to not be delivered, all suit tie glasses and a suitcase /hj

he was not playing lmao he needed things to unfold in his Own way

[zoropookie]

kinda curious did u ever plan this whole ventiverse in the first place?? or did u just came up w it along the way cuz ITS SO GOOD 😭😭

- aether anon

i actually thought about this for a while, even before i made hhab, i was like “imagine if there was just this guy who was just making all these scara and y/n’s kiss all the time and that’s just his job”

cupid.

matchmaker.

archons are all cupids.

venti is the worst one

[zoropookie]

Ventiverse yn loves singing? WE HAVE THE COMPLETE AUS!

Singer, bakery, steamer, not being murderedor! RHYMES

not just a singer tho... a cowboy.

[zoropookie]

The ventiverse SMAU is next and I’m ready to start connecting the timeline lore like it’s five nights at Freddy’s ALSO FNAF TURNS TEN YEARS OLD?!? IN LIKE A WEEK, I feel OKD

i remember the hype when it came out…scott cawthon was just a guy…i was 13 playing the demo version bc i didn’t wanna ask my mom for $7 (pretty sure it was 7?? idk)

summer of 2015 was so lit

[zoropookie]

bunny anon here hehe, i realised I couldn't send this as an anon😓 but i drew my fav part of the song here hehe (even tho we haven't gone through the whole story yet, i remember that they were neighbours, and headcannoned they were childhood friends since birth, thus this part lmaoo)

the hands are cupid(could be any of the archon's blessing...?) me thinks! im not sure how the cupid thing works in ventiverse, but i imagine they're soulmates and because of venti THAT happened😅

I hope what I'm saying makes sense😓 I'm not fluent in English (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;��)

ohhhh This is a work of art, i’m going to put this in my scrapbook at the very page where it migrates to venti’s smau just to make it special

lemme find out literally every one of my followers are artists except me i’m gonna be so tight /j

you guys are amazing

[zoropookie]

ZOROPOOKIE I’M BACK AFTER MY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLYLYYYYY LONG BREAK AND I JUST STARTED READING SWEET MELODY AND WTF⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ VENTI WAS BEHIND THIS THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME OMG OMG OMG AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 218 UNIVERSES BEFORE THIS ONE⁉️⁉️⁉️

ren i am so serious when i gasped at your sudden reappearance, i was floored i thought you were never coming back and it made me so sad. how is everything, bucko?

yes venti was behind everything <3 and he will continue to make ur life as miserable for his entertainment

the 218 universes are other scarayn smaus but because those are not mine, i'm writing the ventiverse for the ones that are!

[zoropookie]

does ventiverse end it with sloppy toppy 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 freakster skibidi ohio alpha sigma fortnite disney movie style. i really like venti can we give him a kith and a pat on the head because hes a very GOOD !!!! (bad) good (bad) boy

also since people are sharing their years, im gonna drop that im 2003 imagine being old 🫵🫵/j i love u zoropookie pls stop edging us zoropookiefans !!!!

i think i need to fix this hangover before i answer this