#ventaboutuni

[josephsafespace]

The type of people in your 20s

1. The popular person

- incredibly attractive, over 2,000 Instagram followers, always work a super successful job, always went to an elite school, they always do a hard degree like medicine, they date, really rare for them to be gay, ALWAYS on their phone because their phone has so many notifications, literally on Facebook has over 2,000 friends, president of lots of societies and clubs. Everyone thinks they are nice. They don’t have bad blood with anyone. They are the perfection of what a person could be socially.

2. The smart introvert

- got bullied in high school for being a nerd, SMART when they try at school, always go to Melbourne uni or Monash because they got a 95+ or 99+ ATAR, always doing medicine or engineering, maybe not even engineering. Always biomedicine. They DO have friends but all of them are NERDY. None of them are popular. They DO have Instagram but they have less than 300 followers. They do have GOOD grades but not amazing grades. Really common for them to have autism/ADHD/dyslexia/learning disability. Really common for them to have mental health issues. They’re nice but they’re capable of being a bitch because of the bullying they have endured.

3. The party animal

- they literally skip class to go to parties and get stone drunk and do popular people things. They have terrible grades. Don’t need to explain this stereotype.

4. The hardworking but not high achieving student

Works hard at their assignments, tutorials, lectures but their grades are bad.

5. The international student (the Chinese variant)

ALWAYS their English is bad or broken, They always only make friends with other Chinese students. They got bullied in high school for being an international student. Smart but never REALLY smart. English it’s always broken or slurred.

6. The international student (the European variant)

If they’re not really hot or good looking, they’re like a typical white person. But if they’re good looking they have lots of friends. Always European is fascinating.