#velma headcanons

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser

Think about it

All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?

SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits

SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama

That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!

[sketchp00ch]

Fun Batman / Scooby-Doo Crossover Headcanons:

Jonathan Crane is a distant relative of Shaggy

Edward Nygma is a distant relative of Velma

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

Hey hey idk if you're doing requests at the moment but can I have yandere poly (if you're comfy doing poly) scooby gang with a gentle giant female s/o? Like she towers over the whole gang but doesn't like violence unless necessary.

She's like that one meme

"Normaly I'm the healer but... not today" *pulls out a gun*

Thanks if you do this!!

🍄: i don’t write poly,,, but i cannot not write this. i love poly scooby gang in general! thank YOU for this request :3 im writing this as reader is willing as well 😭 i cannot imagine gentle giant resisting nor can i imagine the gang being tooo dubious

Poly!yandere!Scoobygang x giant!Reader:

let’s start with all of them are enamored with how tall you are !!!

you’re always sitting in the back with shaggy and scooby, sometimes making freddy jealous

they all argue over how they’re going to split up and find clues with you

You sit there chilling like ☺️ guys we take turns

sometimes Shaggy wins bc if the particular mystery is super scary, Scooby refuses to go without you

sometimes Velma will come with you and shaggy and scooby to tag along

Normally daphne and fred would be like :( without velma or you but they sometimes don’t mind the alone time either

and vice versa as well when its just shaggy and velma (and scooby ofc but yk dog)

shaggy gets shy around your tall nature and will sometimes pretend to be brave with scooby to protect you but he always ends up jumping in your arms

speaking of jumping into your arms lol 😭 the cut scenes of when you guys are running around trying to run away from the ghoul you guys are trying to debunk: at some point you do end up carrying all five of them in your arms

they all swoon

you help Fred make his traps when he needs to reach certain places.

you and daphne listen to his ramblings while helping him with it

Daphne is your personal stylist ofc

She cannot have one of her cuties being raggedy! Shaggy has the shaggy look down and it’s cute in him, but anyone else? puh-lease!

ofc her daddy’s and mommy’s money pays for your customized clothes bc of your height. sometimes it’s hard to shop lol

Velma is the shyest around you

whether you’re lanky like shaggy or muscular johnny bravo

girl swoons over you literally. she loves going to libraries with you and watching you grab her books for her

Shaggy can too tbh but he likes eating more than reading so you’re taken to the library instead

Shaggy cooks for everyone (canon, sometimes fred joins) but he makes your food portions just like his 😭

big sandwiches and ridiculous toppings and all! unless you have preferences, then scooby will be like “ruh-uh (Y/N) doesn’t like that!”

Scooby stays near you and shaggy as a given

love the personal headcanon that he’ll give you and shaggy warnings if you guys don’t see something that can hurt you guys

so quite literally the look out dog for you

kinda funny how you’re seen as the intimidating one bc your height but it’s literally the whole gang everyone has to worry about 😭

god forbid anyone makes you tear up

the whole gang is pulling up with their personal weapon of choice

Daphne doesn’t even need a weapon 🙏🏽 she just karate kicks them in the throat and then hands you her handkerchief (she keeps it)

sometimes with daphne or velma being taken as hostage, that’s when you put on the brave face to find them by yourself

much to the boys dismay when they realize you disappear too leaving it to shaggy to find the ghoul with you chasing you

“Found them Freddy!”

“Where’d you put Daphne/Velma monster!” is your shout as you continue to chase

“I’ll build trap!”

You hear Freddy and shaggy and set trap up

sometimes it changes but it goes something like that every now and then

with how willing you with the gang and the adventures, you almost forget they’re yandere for you

until it’s time to split up again or it’s time to figure out who gets to sleep next to you (they’re all jealous of scooby for being a dog and being able to sleep on your legs)

[ur-fav-is-autistic]

Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo is Autistic!

[superpeeboy]

I wanna play the Velma Staplebot headcanons game!!

okok so Velma is Business’s personal assistant and she is very loyal to him. . this is just in the movie and lego.com actually this is true.

I think, after the events of the movie, Velma would still be an assistant to Business! Because most of her job wasn’t to hunting master builders it was to help assist Business with scheduling (the scheduling thing is TRUE thanks again lego Velma is innocent she never did anything wrong ever…)

Business is kinda a manchild sorry but he just absolutely would not be able to take care of himself he would stick a fork in an outlet if you looked away from him for two seconds… so Velma would help him not do that. She’s still his assistant, just also in the home too. And socially sometimes too, as you can see in the gif in the beginning she is alerting Business because the camera is on them! so basically Velma is kind of a caretaker for Business.

Velma is just as bothered by Business’s unique personality as anyone else. bcuz hes an annoying old man. i think Velma has more patience with him than others but it is by no means a lot of patience. hes annoying. i think Velma gets annoyed easily anyways I think she has a bit of temper and she just feels loyal to Business for creating her so he gets to be a little annoying before she tells him to cut the shit.

Velma is effectively tfem because all the robots are made genderless. also she likes women 🤫

I think Velma has a bit of jealousy towards GCBC for being leagues more popular than her when they are both assistants for the same guy (SAVE HER SAVE THE BACKGROUND CHARACTER!! SAVE HER!!!)

Velma says “dot-dot-dot.” or “ellipses.” outloud when she is speechless. whcih is often because some people are stupid.

Velma

ALSO ADDING SOME SPECIFIC CHARCATER INTERVATIONS I MADE UP WITH AZALEA theres some golfingbuddies here beware..

velma can tolerate benny and business in isolation but if they are both present at the same time its a nightmare. they do not act right.

Ih my god imagine velma sneaking vegetables into businesses food cuz he refuses to eat his vegetables EVEN THOUGH HE IS A GROWNA SS MAN

Also i think he[business] licks the oreo stuff and then doesnt eat the cookies or like hands them to someone else but they have business saliva on tjem?? So nobody likes it. also 100%. he judt piles all the cookies on his desk and when he's done shoves them into the trash cna He could literally make them with more stuffing theyre octan brand oreos but hes like. NO! NO WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!! velmas like we can always make ones specifically for you and he's all like NOOOOOO WASTE OF MONEY NONONO NO!

theyd[golfingbuddies’d] be at like at an octan mcdonalds playplace or some shit and theyd be trying to drown eachother in the ballpit and business would get mad and velma would have to drive them both home because business and benny both cant drive despite being 50 year old men and theyd have their arms crossed in the backseats and theyd be glaring at eachother and velma would be so fucking upset because these are GROWN ASS MEN

Velma is a sweat at candy crush and business asks her to help beat levels, Velmaaaaaa i cant beat level 228 on candy crush… can you help mee

velma watching tv in the living room and she hears benny in the distance saying “trust me dude, its perfectly safe to put a knife in the toaster.” she has never turned aorund so fast

like when ur brocploi isnt flavorless and boiled way too long it's good woa. imean ik some ppl like flavorles and boilrd BUT not my thig ya feel (business likes it flavorless and boiled) benny over for dinner witj business and he grabs velma’s coat like anlittle orphan and is like… can u cook sometjing Edible for me Where do uou put the seasoning in this house maam… benny asking velma for some goddamn pepper at the least

She'd[velma’d] probably lose it if they[golfingbuddies] ever had a road trip together because i think after an hour in a car together benny and business would start fighting IN THE CAR and velma would have to pull the “IF YOU TWO DONT KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND IM TURNING THIS CAR AROUND.”

They[golfingbuddies] might do that thing where they fight and then velma walks in and they pretend they were just hanging out while business has liek. an entire bite taken out of his hair. ANd then velma leaves and they keep fighting

I think business acts like a cat as in when he hasnt eaten for a normal amount of time he acts like he has been starving for years, Like when its a bit before lunchtime he will complain sooooo much. GIRL LUNCH IS IN LIKE 3 MINUTES CALM DOWN YOURE THE BOSS YOU COULD LITERALLY GO GET LUNCH NOW AND NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT (he needs to follw the schedule. That he made up.) he goes to velma like VELMAAAA IM HUNGRY and velma's just. you-own-all-the-restaurants-in-the-area-sir

GOD JOW I HAVE THE VISION OF BUSINESS WITH A SUPER TALL ICE CREAM CONE AND THEN IT FALLS AND HE STARTS CRYING, if eel like this would happen multiple times and at some point velma just demands he can only get Two Scoops of ice cream AT MOST and then he gets so upset YOURE NOT THE BOSS OFME I CAN GET AS MUCH ICW CREAM AS I WANT.and then velma gets mad.

he gets two scoops.

(business has to sit in the back cuz he puts his feet on the dashwhen hes in the front) … i think he kicks the seat infront of him like a literal toddler. istg he tries it once and then velma does this and he never tries it again

[iolite-moodboards]

scooby gang vibes

things i associate with the scooby gang!!

requests for these are open if you're interested!

fred jones~♡

diners in the middle of nowhere

late-night drives to think

coffee with cream and sugar

butterscotch

his playlist is either motivational 80s or 2000s music

saturday morning cartoons

diner pancakes

fresh, clean smell

geo guesser

lends his jacket if someone is cold

early mornings

always buying new accessories (steering wheel covers, fuzzy dice, little pine trees) for the mystery machine

attempting to read a map while driving

blue jeans

history books

interviewing priests for answers about hauntings in the area

camping

forgets to drink water

messy bedroom

daphne blake~♡

aliens and anything outer space

iced matcha

fun cereal

scrunchies

always offering to pay

binge watching tv

going to the planetarium

girly music

boxing

sneaking in past curfew

peaches

freckles

dragging friends out to stargaze

sheet masks

strawberry ice cream

taking notes with glitter gel pens

conspiracy theories

grwm tiktoks filmed in the back of the mystery machine

pinkpantheress

almond nails

velma dinkley~♡

library trips

hydro flasks

pasta

conspiracy theories pt 2

mothman

freshly brewed coffee

ballpoint pens

falling asleep on the bus

staying up until 4am reading

oversized sweaters

rock collection

digging on reddit to find their next cryptid spot

cinnamon

sunscreen always in her bag

jack stauber

lip oil

doodling stars in her notebook

sitting by the coast

gummy worms

charcoal stained fingers

shaggy rogers~♡

pizza

indie music

skating

beanies

naps

cd collection

stopping for snacks at shady convenience stores

track

skipping stones

keychains

bubble gum

an old mp3 player he won't get rid of

plants in his room

baja blast

rocky road ice cream

stealing daph's sunglasses

afraid of the dark

french fries

always smells both like he just got done grilling and like dog

superstitious

scooby-doo~♡

fancy dog shampoo (literally titled "le ham")

loves going to the beach

fetch

stealing the gang's french fries

sleeping in the back of the mystery machine

oreos

Big Stretch™

unreliable guard dog but he tries his best

hiding behind shaggy

scooby snacks

[shadowthunder]

Kate: What made a guy like you join some shady government organization?

Clint: There wasn't really much of a choice on my part. Escaping from a foster home, ex-carnie, mercenary work before I was even 18. If not for my aim and a chance from Fury, I wouldn't be here today.

Kate: Shit, sorry…

Kate: Was it the same deal for Laura?

Clint: Nah, she got a bet to find out if aliens are real, and she won.

[the-villainous-ace]

Was thinking about Fraggy things...

Had a couple head canons come to mind... Mostly thoughts on Fred and his Bimbo-ness

Just to set things up I like the idea of them all being close childhood friends like in A Pup Named Scooby Doo.

Because Fred and Daphne seem more like the high school sweethearts people always asked them if they were dating.

Eventually, they caved and tried dating each other but realised they felt more like best friends than a couple plus Daphne realized she had a crush on Velma (#lesbian visibility).

Anyway back to Freddy

My head-canon is that Freddy finds Shaggy really attractive,

He thinks in his mind that it's totally platonic like "no homo" but it's really not.

Like Velma and Daphne don't think Shaggy is ugly,

And they notice that he's weirdly popular, they just don't see the appeal (cuz they're gay for eachother but also Shaggy is like a brother to them). But they both think it's kinda suss how much Fred compliments his appearance.

(Like they both notice how gay Fred is for Shaggy but Fried just hasn't realized yet)

Some examples I thought of that Fried might throw into a conversation, un-prompted

Like Velma and Daphne are talking about their straight celebrity crushes or smth and fried just pipes in with..

-"Shaggy is pretty handsome, I bet chicks dig Shaggy"

-"I mean he's tall, fit, athletic, he's got nice hair, he's handsome, he's a great cook, his family's pretty loaded, he has good bone structure...ect isn't that what chicks always talk about wanting in a guy?"

- "I'm pretty jealous of Shaggy, like his facial hair, it's pretty rugged and sexy, isn't it?

"I wish I could grow a beard or something but it's so sparse and patchy when I try and takes me months!"

Velma and Daphne just *bombastic side eye* "this dude gay"...

I also imagine that Fred is so oblivious when people are dating or attracted to other people.

Like this man dosen't have a clue, flirting goes right over his head and he can't pick up of those vibes at all...

And because he got no vibe check he dosen't notice that Shaggy IS ACTUALLY pretty popular

So it's like

Fred (in his head) -"I wonder why Shaggy isn't popular or dating anybody when he's handsome and such a great guy"

Meanwhile...

Shaggy - **actively being hit on right in front of him**

Anyway just a thought...

[rely-able]

I drew my own mystery gang!

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Velma Kelly from Chicago is an Avatar of the Slaughter.

[porcelain-requiem]

More artwork of my Scooby-Doo anime headcanon.

[allezlesbluez]

i did something

[scoobydooobsession]

Scooby Doo Headcanons

Most versions of Shaggy are smarter than Velma (he canonically passed the NASA test and has headed mysteries successfully) but prefer athletics and cooking over academics.

Daphne is the oldest group member and Velma is the youngest in nearly all timelines.

Scooby-Doo exists in the same universe as H.P. Lovecraft's stories. Mystery Inc. is the only timeline where that directly effects them.

Scooby Dum is aware he is a cartoon character.

Velma is either Bisexual or a Lesbian depending on the timeline.

Scooby Doo is in the same universe as DC in every timeline except the Velma one.

Shaggy comes across the supernatural the most, because no one ever believes him.

Scooby is more scared of ghosts than Shaggy.

Shaggy is more worried about getting murdered because he understands that, 9 times out of 10, it's a human in a ghost mask.

Fred is technically the leader in every timeline.

Flim Flam's name is not actually Flim Flam, he just thinks it's funny to tell people that. Vincent Van Ghoul is in on it.

Shaggy actively hates Speed Buggy's existence, it fills him with a seething rage, because cars Should Not Talk.

[theticklishbookwyrm]

Mystery Inc. || 'Scooby Doo' (2002) Tickle Headcanons

Fred Jones (90% Ler, 10% Lee)

↳ Fred tries so hard to act like the big, tough ler of the group. After all, he is way too manly to be ticklish himself, right? Wrong! ↳ With that being said, Fred does predominantly take on the tickle monster role, using tickles to pester the others or cheer them up when they are feeling down. ↳ "Aw, what's the matter? Is this a bad spot? It is? Well, that's just too bad, 'cause I think I'll stay RIGHT HERE." ↳ His tickling tends to be quick and rough, his fingers moving from spot to spot with little regard for technique or precision. ↳ Fred's favorite target is Daphne, of course, using tickles as a method of flirting. However, he gets a kick out of Shaggy and Velma's reactions as well, especially since neither are very good at fighting back. ↳ On the rare occasion he gets into a lee mood, Fred shuts down and attempts to wait it out. He has NEVER been able to ask for tickles and never will. If the mood persists after about an hour, he will grudgingly resort to plan B; pestering the others until they retaliate. ↳ He gets so flustered when you tickle him (talk about being unable to take what you dish out). Anything from casual comments about his laugh to baby talk are enough to get him blushing up a storm. If you are lucky, you might even hear his laughter increase in pitch ever so slightly. ↳ Velma has a mental catalogue of everyone's ticklish spots, including Fred's, and will start casually making suggestions as Shaggy and Daphne tickle him to pieces. ↳ The neck is a huge giggle spot for him. Once, Scooby nuzzled up against it, just trying to be affectionate, and Fred nearly hit the floor. ↳ His worst spots are his armpits, hips, and feet. Get any of those spots and he will be putty in your hands!

Daphne Blake (80% Ler, 20% Lee)

↳ Like Fred, Daphne is more ler-leaning, though she is a bit more open to being tickled than he is, especially by her romantic partners. ↳ Daphne is arguably the deadliest ler in the group, able to pinpoint exactly what techniques work best and implement them effectively (her perpetually manicured nails certainly don't help either). ↳ She tends to be a a bit more gentle with Velma and Shaggy, saving her more ruthless attacks for Fred (because we all know he deserves it). ↳ Daphne TOTALLY uses her self-defense training during tickle fights, using her skills to quickly incapacitate her lee so she can launch a full-on assault on their ticklish spots. ↳ "You know, pink is a REALLY good color on you, you should blush more often!" Que even more blushing from her flustered victim. ↳ She doesn't really get lee moods, per se, but occasionally she will allow the others to tickle her without putting up too much of a fight. ↳ When the tables are turned, you'll need to be careful. Even if Daphne is letting you tickle her, her body automatically tries to get away, so expect lots of kicking and flailing. ↳ Teasing doesn't really do much for her; it really just adds fuel to the inevitable revenge fire, so make sure you're committed to facing her wrath if you do so. ↳ Daphne's laughter is super cute, filled with bouncy giggles and loud squealing. It doesn't really go into full-on belly laughter territory, though, instead progressing into a borderline screech the longer she is tickled and/or the worse the spot being targeted is. ↳ Her worst spots are her armpits, thighs, and feet. The feet are the ABSOLUTE worse, though, a result of her strict pedicure regiment.

Velma Dinkley (30% Ler, 70% Lee)

↳ Velma is less hands-on than the others when it comes to tickling, preferring to offer advice and teases from the sidelines rather than directly engage in the tickle fights. However, every so often she will get the urge to utterly destroy someone, and that is when you need to RUN. ↳ She frequently pokes and prods at Daphne in public, loving to watch the other jump, feigning innocents when Daphne shoots her a warning glare or flustered blush. ↳ "From what I've gathered, the lowest ribs seem to be especially sensitive, if the increase in the pitch of Shaggy's laughter is any indication. Why not try there?" ↳ When she does decided to join in more directly, Velma is more precise and gentle than her companions, taking her time as she slowly takes her lee apart with gentle scribbles and squeezes. ↳ The most likely of the gang to experiment with tools, should the opportunity present itself; I can totally see her being a big proponent of using feathers. ↳ Velma is the QUEEN of being unable to take what you dish out, it is so easy to fluster Velma (she is the type of lee who CANNOT say tickle to save her own life). ↳ Much more responsive to gentle touches than rougher ones, as she bruises easily and tickling can easily become painful for her if the ler isn't careful. ↳ During particularly long road trips, Shaggy will sneakily slip one of his arms over the back of the seat and flutter a few fingers across her neck to make her snort (oh yeah, she TOTALLY has a snort laugh). ↳ I can see Velma being a lowkey member of the tickling community; I'm talking having a secret tickle blog and everything. That might just be me projecting, though. ↳ Her worst spots are her sides, stomach, and knees, particularly the backsides of the knees. Pretty much any of these spots are guaranteed to get her giggling and snorting up a storm in seconds.

Shaggy Rogers (50% Ler, 50% Lee)

↳ The resident switch of the gang, Shaggy has just as much fun being the ler as being the lee, falling on whichever side strikes him on a given day. ↳ He will attack anyone and everyone with little regard for potential retaliation. Velma has a sour face? Cheer up tickles! Fred is being a bit of a prick? Some tickles should knock him down a few pegs! Daphne is launching a ticklish assault on one of their pals? Shaggy to the rescue! ↳ More likely to compliment you than to intentionally tease you. When he DOES tease, though, he is a sucker for baby talk! Coochie coochie coo, kitchie kitchie kitchie, the works! ↳ His long limbs make snatching up his lees and holding them close quite easy; Shaggy can be surprisingly strong for someone so skinny! ↳ Pretty easy to trick into letting his guard down. Just let out a few giggly pleas and give him some puppy eyes and he melts, releasing you and asking if you're alright, giving you the perfect chance for revenge. ↳ When he finds himself in the lee position, Shaggy just gives up, curling into a ball and letting out half-hearted, giggle-laced please, beaming from ear to ear all the while. ↳ Pretty much any kind of touches will work on him, be they gentle or rough. The guy is just too ticklish for his own good! ↳ Scooby loves nuzzling his nose into Shaggy's stomach (in a manner that is way too ticklish for the poor guy to handle) first thing in the morning to coax his pal out of bed to make breakfast. ↳ The most honest about his love for tickling. While teasing will get him a little flustered, he is the only one in the group who can say the word when in a mood and who can outright ask for tickles if need be. ↳ His worst spots are his armpits, ribs, and knees. The guy is tall and lanky, so I generally see these areas being the most sensitive, though the tummy is a good spot as well!

[fail-sco0b]

scooby doo headcanons, i will NOT be accepting any arguments

Shaggy: Aroace, Shaggy does not fuck, Shaggy has not fucked, he does not want to fuck, end of story

Velma: closted lesbian for a while, tried to convince herself to have a crush on Shaggy for a bit but came out as a full on woman lover later on (hotdog water)

Fred: Bisexual

Daphne: Bisexual, she and Velma had tension i will not deny this, but her and Fred ended up together in the end

Scooby doo: he is an ally, ally scooby doo, gay rights scoobert

[velmautism]

I think Velma would be the type to get her PhD and use it to throw weight behind her name. Get Ms. Dinkley'ed and calmly go "it's Dr. Dinkley, actually"