#velma headcanons

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser

Think about it

All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?

SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits

SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama

That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!

[0th3rw0rldl1n3ss]

So I have a dormant scooby doo hyperfixation (that comes back now and then) and since the new Velma show is trending rn I feel the urge to tell everyone that in the Mystery Incorporated series Fred is canonically autistic with a special interest in making traps and I never see anyone mention this. It was confirmed in a video that’ll be linked at the bottom of this post.

But yeah, aside from all the other problems with the new Velma show (disclaimer: I haven’t seen the show yet but have seen some previews and have heard things about it that have given me very low hopes for how the show will be) one of the biggest icks for me so far is making Fred into a shallow and arrogant asshole popular rich boy stereotype instead of going the Mystery Inc route and making him a classic himbo and autistic who’s obsessed with building traps.

Autistic Fred Jones is the best version of Fred Jones. I love that he displays autistic characteristics without being a lazy one dimensional stereotype of autism. In the show, from what I remember (I need to give it a rewatch), he has a clear special interest in building traps to the point that it defines his life and affects his relationships, he struggles a lot with interpersonal relationships, indirect communication and social signals (especially when it comes to being oblivious to Daphne’s romantic signals, and the issues this causes in their relationship). But he’s not one dimensional, in fact he has more emotional complexity in this series than in any other rendition of Scooby Doo, in my opinion, and even though he’s autistic he’s still a conventionally attractive man and a central character who is desired by one of the main, attractive female leads in the show, which I almost NEVER see.

This Reddit post goes a bit more into the specifics of his autistic traits, for anyone interested.

Here’s the video I mentioned:

This post is about Fred, but I also wanted to mention that I have a lot of love for the Mystery Inc creators deliberately writing Velma as a lesbian who was struggling with coming to terms with her sexuality throughout the show, and giving her a canonical sapphic love interest, in a time where having a queer character in the main cast of a kids show was unheard of.

Anyway, I recommend watching Mystery Inc if you don’t want to watch the new Velma show but still want to watch something that hits the Scooby Doo nostalgia spot. It still has the fun of classic Scooby Doo that speaks to my inner child but it’s also dark and complex enough to appeal to teen and adult audiences (as well as younger audiences) without over the top edginess.

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

Hey hey idk if you're doing requests at the moment but can I have yandere poly (if you're comfy doing poly) scooby gang with a gentle giant female s/o? Like she towers over the whole gang but doesn't like violence unless necessary.

She's like that one meme

"Normaly I'm the healer but... not today" *pulls out a gun*

Thanks if you do this!!

🍄: i don’t write poly,,, but i cannot not write this. i love poly scooby gang in general! thank YOU for this request :3 im writing this as reader is willing as well 😭 i cannot imagine gentle giant resisting nor can i imagine the gang being tooo dubious

Poly!yandere!Scoobygang x giant!Reader:

let’s start with all of them are enamored with how tall you are !!!

you’re always sitting in the back with shaggy and scooby, sometimes making freddy jealous

they all argue over how they’re going to split up and find clues with you

You sit there chilling like ☺️ guys we take turns

sometimes Shaggy wins bc if the particular mystery is super scary, Scooby refuses to go without you

sometimes Velma will come with you and shaggy and scooby to tag along

Normally daphne and fred would be like :( without velma or you but they sometimes don’t mind the alone time either

and vice versa as well when its just shaggy and velma (and scooby ofc but yk dog)

shaggy gets shy around your tall nature and will sometimes pretend to be brave with scooby to protect you but he always ends up jumping in your arms

speaking of jumping into your arms lol 😭 the cut scenes of when you guys are running around trying to run away from the ghoul you guys are trying to debunk: at some point you do end up carrying all five of them in your arms

they all swoon

you help Fred make his traps when he needs to reach certain places.

you and daphne listen to his ramblings while helping him with it

Daphne is your personal stylist ofc

She cannot have one of her cuties being raggedy! Shaggy has the shaggy look down and it’s cute in him, but anyone else? puh-lease!

ofc her daddy’s and mommy’s money pays for your customized clothes bc of your height. sometimes it’s hard to shop lol

Velma is the shyest around you

whether you’re lanky like shaggy or muscular johnny bravo

girl swoons over you literally. she loves going to libraries with you and watching you grab her books for her

Shaggy can too tbh but he likes eating more than reading so you’re taken to the library instead

Shaggy cooks for everyone (canon, sometimes fred joins) but he makes your food portions just like his 😭

big sandwiches and ridiculous toppings and all! unless you have preferences, then scooby will be like “ruh-uh (Y/N) doesn’t like that!”

Scooby stays near you and shaggy as a given

love the personal headcanon that he’ll give you and shaggy warnings if you guys don’t see something that can hurt you guys

so quite literally the look out dog for you

kinda funny how you’re seen as the intimidating one bc your height but it’s literally the whole gang everyone has to worry about 😭

god forbid anyone makes you tear up

the whole gang is pulling up with their personal weapon of choice

Daphne doesn’t even need a weapon 🙏🏽 she just karate kicks them in the throat and then hands you her handkerchief (she keeps it)

sometimes with daphne or velma being taken as hostage, that’s when you put on the brave face to find them by yourself

much to the boys dismay when they realize you disappear too leaving it to shaggy to find the ghoul with you chasing you

“Found them Freddy!”

“Where’d you put Daphne/Velma monster!” is your shout as you continue to chase

“I’ll build trap!”

You hear Freddy and shaggy and set trap up

sometimes it changes but it goes something like that every now and then

with how willing you with the gang and the adventures, you almost forget they’re yandere for you

until it’s time to split up again or it’s time to figure out who gets to sleep next to you (they’re all jealous of scooby for being a dog and being able to sleep on your legs)

[shadowthunder]

Kate: What made a guy like you join some shady government organization?

Clint: There wasn't really much of a choice on my part. Escaping from a foster home, ex-carnie, mercenary work before I was even 18. If not for my aim and a chance from Fury, I wouldn't be here today.

Kate: Shit, sorry…

Kate: Was it the same deal for Laura?

Clint: Nah, she got a bet to find out if aliens are real, and she won.

[iolite-moodboards]

scooby gang vibes

things i associate with the scooby gang!!

requests for these are open if you're interested!

fred jones~♡

diners in the middle of nowhere

late-night drives to think

coffee with cream and sugar

butterscotch

his playlist is either motivational 80s or 2000s music

saturday morning cartoons

diner pancakes

fresh, clean smell

geo guesser

lends his jacket if someone is cold

early mornings

always buying new accessories (steering wheel covers, fuzzy dice, little pine trees) for the mystery machine

attempting to read a map while driving

blue jeans

history books

interviewing priests for answers about hauntings in the area

camping

forgets to drink water

messy bedroom

daphne blake~♡

aliens and anything outer space

iced matcha

fun cereal

scrunchies

always offering to pay

binge watching tv

going to the planetarium

girly music

boxing

sneaking in past curfew

peaches

freckles

dragging friends out to stargaze

sheet masks

strawberry ice cream

taking notes with glitter gel pens

conspiracy theories

grwm tiktoks filmed in the back of the mystery machine

pinkpantheress

almond nails

velma dinkley~♡

library trips

hydro flasks

pasta

conspiracy theories pt 2

mothman

freshly brewed coffee

ballpoint pens

falling asleep on the bus

staying up until 4am reading

oversized sweaters

rock collection

digging on reddit to find their next cryptid spot

cinnamon

sunscreen always in her bag

jack stauber

lip oil

doodling stars in her notebook

sitting by the coast

gummy worms

charcoal stained fingers

shaggy rogers~♡

pizza

indie music

skating

beanies

naps

cd collection

stopping for snacks at shady convenience stores

track

skipping stones

keychains

bubble gum

an old mp3 player he won't get rid of

plants in his room

baja blast

rocky road ice cream

stealing daph's sunglasses

afraid of the dark

french fries

always smells both like he just got done grilling and like dog

superstitious

scooby-doo~♡

fancy dog shampoo (literally titled "le ham")

loves going to the beach

fetch

stealing the gang's french fries

sleeping in the back of the mystery machine

oreos

Big Stretch™

unreliable guard dog but he tries his best

hiding behind shaggy

scooby snacks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Thoughts on the epilogue (spoilers of course):

Arven stuttering in the phone call over wanting to hang out at my house, getting flustered when Nemona and Penny tag along because he wanted to hang out alone? Ohohohoh this is why I ship him with my character lol

Penny makes a very... interesting comment about the player's mom. My brain went from "hehe Penny gay confirm" to "PENNY IS A MILF LOVER?"

Arven is soooo jealous about Kieran

"We introverts know how to recognize each other" You are so right Penny...

*Camera pans to Carmine* OH NO SHE HAS EVIL EYES NOW WAIT NO STOP THE TIKTOK DANCING NOOOOOO

Yo this music kinda boppin', I might start dancing...

Not even being posessed can stop Nemona's need to battle lol

anyway yeah I had a good time

[rely-able]

I drew my own mystery gang!

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Velma Kelly from Chicago is an Avatar of the Slaughter.

[akward-anime-fan]

In my opinion if your mystery gang can't be read even slightly as a loving polycule, then your wrong 😤

[scoobydooobsession]

Scooby Doo Headcanons

Most versions of Shaggy are smarter than Velma (he canonically passed the NASA test and has headed mysteries successfully) but prefer athletics and cooking over academics.

Daphne is the oldest group member and Velma is the youngest in nearly all timelines.

Scooby-Doo exists in the same universe as H.P. Lovecraft's stories. Mystery Inc. is the only timeline where that directly effects them.

Scooby Dum is aware he is a cartoon character.

Velma is either Bisexual or a Lesbian depending on the timeline.

Scooby Doo is in the same universe as DC in every timeline except the Velma one.

Shaggy comes across the supernatural the most, because no one ever believes him.

Scooby is more scared of ghosts than Shaggy.

Shaggy is more worried about getting murdered because he understands that, 9 times out of 10, it's a human in a ghost mask.

Fred is technically the leader in every timeline.

Flim Flam's name is not actually Flim Flam, he just thinks it's funny to tell people that. Vincent Van Ghoul is in on it.

Shaggy actively hates Speed Buggy's existence, it fills him with a seething rage, because cars Should Not Talk.

[the-villainous-ace]

Was thinking about Fraggy things...

Had a couple head canons come to mind... Mostly thoughts on Fred and his Bimbo-ness

Just to set things up I like the idea of them all being close childhood friends like in A Pup Named Scooby Doo.

Because Fred and Daphne seem more like the high school sweethearts people always asked them if they were dating.

Eventually, they caved and tried dating each other but realised they felt more like best friends than a couple plus Daphne realized she had a crush on Velma (#lesbian visibility).

Anyway back to Freddy

My head-canon is that Freddy finds Shaggy really attractive,

He thinks in his mind that it's totally platonic like "no homo" but it's really not.

Like Velma and Daphne don't think Shaggy is ugly,

And they notice that he's weirdly popular, they just don't see the appeal (cuz they're gay for eachother but also Shaggy is like a brother to them). But they both think it's kinda suss how much Fred compliments his appearance.

(Like they both notice how gay Fred is for Shaggy but Fried just hasn't realized yet)

Some examples I thought of that Fried might throw into a conversation, un-prompted

Like Velma and Daphne are talking about their straight celebrity crushes or smth and fried just pipes in with..

-"Shaggy is pretty handsome, I bet chicks dig Shaggy"

-"I mean he's tall, fit, athletic, he's got nice hair, he's handsome, he's a great cook, his family's pretty loaded, he has good bone structure...ect isn't that what chicks always talk about wanting in a guy?"

- "I'm pretty jealous of Shaggy, like his facial hair, it's pretty rugged and sexy, isn't it?

"I wish I could grow a beard or something but it's so sparse and patchy when I try and takes me months!"

Velma and Daphne just *bombastic side eye* "this dude gay"...

I also imagine that Fred is so oblivious when people are dating or attracted to other people.

Like this man dosen't have a clue, flirting goes right over his head and he can't pick up of those vibes at all...

And because he got no vibe check he dosen't notice that Shaggy IS ACTUALLY pretty popular

So it's like

Fred (in his head) -"I wonder why Shaggy isn't popular or dating anybody when he's handsome and such a great guy"

Meanwhile...

Shaggy - **actively being hit on right in front of him**

Anyway just a thought...

[beckinferno]

i did something

[fail-sco0b]

scooby doo headcanons, i will NOT be accepting any arguments

Shaggy: Aroace, Shaggy does not fuck, Shaggy has not fucked, he does not want to fuck, end of story

Velma: closted lesbian for a while, tried to convince herself to have a crush on Shaggy for a bit but came out as a full on woman lover later on (hotdog water)

Fred: Bisexual

Daphne: Bisexual, she and Velma had tension i will not deny this, but her and Fred ended up together in the end

Scooby doo: he is an ally, ally scooby doo, gay rights scoobert

[velmautism]

I think Velma would be the type to get her PhD and use it to throw weight behind her name. Get Ms. Dinkley'ed and calmly go "it's Dr. Dinkley, actually"

[theticklishbookwyrm]

Mystery Inc. || 'Scooby Doo' (2002) Tickle Headcanons

Fred Jones (90% Ler, 10% Lee)

↳ Fred tries so hard to act like the big, tough ler of the group. After all, he is way too manly to be ticklish himself, right? Wrong! ↳ With that being said, Fred does predominantly take on the tickle monster role, using tickles to pester the others or cheer them up when they are feeling down. ↳ "Aw, what's the matter? Is this a bad spot? It is? Well, that's just too bad, 'cause I think I'll stay RIGHT HERE." ↳ His tickling tends to be quick and rough, his fingers moving from spot to spot with little regard for technique or precision. ↳ Fred's favorite target is Daphne, of course, using tickles as a method of flirting. However, he gets a kick out of Shaggy and Velma's reactions as well, especially since neither are very good at fighting back. ↳ On the rare occasion he gets into a lee mood, Fred shuts down and attempts to wait it out. He has NEVER been able to ask for tickles and never will. If the mood persists after about an hour, he will grudgingly resort to plan B; pestering the others until they retaliate. ↳ He gets so flustered when you tickle him (talk about being unable to take what you dish out). Anything from casual comments about his laugh to baby talk are enough to get him blushing up a storm. If you are lucky, you might even hear his laughter increase in pitch ever so slightly. ↳ Velma has a mental catalogue of everyone's ticklish spots, including Fred's, and will start casually making suggestions as Shaggy and Daphne tickle him to pieces. ↳ The neck is a huge giggle spot for him. Once, Scooby nuzzled up against it, just trying to be affectionate, and Fred nearly hit the floor. ↳ His worst spots are his armpits, hips, and feet. Get any of those spots and he will be putty in your hands!

Daphne Blake (80% Ler, 20% Lee)

↳ Like Fred, Daphne is more ler-leaning, though she is a bit more open to being tickled than he is, especially by her romantic partners. ↳ Daphne is arguably the deadliest ler in the group, able to pinpoint exactly what techniques work best and implement them effectively (her perpetually manicured nails certainly don't help either). ↳ She tends to be a a bit more gentle with Velma and Shaggy, saving her more ruthless attacks for Fred (because we all know he deserves it). ↳ Daphne TOTALLY uses her self-defense training during tickle fights, using her skills to quickly incapacitate her lee so she can launch a full-on assault on their ticklish spots. ↳ "You know, pink is a REALLY good color on you, you should blush more often!" Que even more blushing from her flustered victim. ↳ She doesn't really get lee moods, per se, but occasionally she will allow the others to tickle her without putting up too much of a fight. ↳ When the tables are turned, you'll need to be careful. Even if Daphne is letting you tickle her, her body automatically tries to get away, so expect lots of kicking and flailing. ↳ Teasing doesn't really do much for her; it really just adds fuel to the inevitable revenge fire, so make sure you're committed to facing her wrath if you do so. ↳ Daphne's laughter is super cute, filled with bouncy giggles and loud squealing. It doesn't really go into full-on belly laughter territory, though, instead progressing into a borderline screech the longer she is tickled and/or the worse the spot being targeted is. ↳ Her worst spots are her armpits, thighs, and feet. The feet are the ABSOLUTE worse, though, a result of her strict pedicure regiment.

Velma Dinkley (30% Ler, 70% Lee)

↳ Velma is less hands-on than the others when it comes to tickling, preferring to offer advice and teases from the sidelines rather than directly engage in the tickle fights. However, every so often she will get the urge to utterly destroy someone, and that is when you need to RUN. ↳ She frequently pokes and prods at Daphne in public, loving to watch the other jump, feigning innocents when Daphne shoots her a warning glare or flustered blush. ↳ "From what I've gathered, the lowest ribs seem to be especially sensitive, if the increase in the pitch of Shaggy's laughter is any indication. Why not try there?" ↳ When she does decided to join in more directly, Velma is more precise and gentle than her companions, taking her time as she slowly takes her lee apart with gentle scribbles and squeezes. ↳ The most likely of the gang to experiment with tools, should the opportunity present itself; I can totally see her being a big proponent of using feathers. ↳ Velma is the QUEEN of being unable to take what you dish out, it is so easy to fluster Velma (she is the type of lee who CANNOT say tickle to save her own life). ↳ Much more responsive to gentle touches than rougher ones, as she bruises easily and tickling can easily become painful for her if the ler isn't careful. ↳ During particularly long road trips, Shaggy will sneakily slip one of his arms over the back of the seat and flutter a few fingers across her neck to make her snort (oh yeah, she TOTALLY has a snort laugh). ↳ I can see Velma being a lowkey member of the tickling community; I'm talking having a secret tickle blog and everything. That might just be me projecting, though. ↳ Her worst spots are her sides, stomach, and knees, particularly the backsides of the knees. Pretty much any of these spots are guaranteed to get her giggling and snorting up a storm in seconds.

Shaggy Rogers (50% Ler, 50% Lee)

↳ The resident switch of the gang, Shaggy has just as much fun being the ler as being the lee, falling on whichever side strikes him on a given day. ↳ He will attack anyone and everyone with little regard for potential retaliation. Velma has a sour face? Cheer up tickles! Fred is being a bit of a prick? Some tickles should knock him down a few pegs! Daphne is launching a ticklish assault on one of their pals? Shaggy to the rescue! ↳ More likely to compliment you than to intentionally tease you. When he DOES tease, though, he is a sucker for baby talk! Coochie coochie coo, kitchie kitchie kitchie, the works! ↳ His long limbs make snatching up his lees and holding them close quite easy; Shaggy can be surprisingly strong for someone so skinny! ↳ Pretty easy to trick into letting his guard down. Just let out a few giggly pleas and give him some puppy eyes and he melts, releasing you and asking if you're alright, giving you the perfect chance for revenge. ↳ When he finds himself in the lee position, Shaggy just gives up, curling into a ball and letting out half-hearted, giggle-laced please, beaming from ear to ear all the while. ↳ Pretty much any kind of touches will work on him, be they gentle or rough. The guy is just too ticklish for his own good! ↳ Scooby loves nuzzling his nose into Shaggy's stomach (in a manner that is way too ticklish for the poor guy to handle) first thing in the morning to coax his pal out of bed to make breakfast. ↳ The most honest about his love for tickling. While teasing will get him a little flustered, he is the only one in the group who can say the word when in a mood and who can outright ask for tickles if need be. ↳ His worst spots are his armpits, ribs, and knees. The guy is tall and lanky, so I generally see these areas being the most sensitive, though the tummy is a good spot as well!

[threephantomrey]

i think i like the idea of Daphne being both autistic and having ADHD best. i headcanon her as both