#veles and evan fight like siblings

[slytherin-boys]

Snape's gang incorrect quotes

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Wes: Seriously, Evan, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Evan: That’s not important

Wes: I DISAGREE.

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Evan, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Veles, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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Severus, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Veles: Come on, Evan! How any times do I have to apologize?

Evan: Once!

Veles: ...No.

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William: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Severus: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

William: Wait...you eat shaving cream?

Severus: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Severus: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Wes: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Evan: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Severus, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Evan: Perfect.