#vc: queen green jen

[themadvigilantist]

"Jen, meet..."

"..."

"..."

"What?"

"You said not to, I–"

"..."

"I'm doing like you said, Jen!"

"V, you went awol for nearly a couple of years and a few months then came back a week before your own awol with me in tow. I'm sure the last thing they would rather do is a meet-and-greet me."

[gokinjeespot]

off the rack #1145

Monday, January 2, 2017

 I'm a day late and a dollar short but Happy New Year everybody. I am hoping and wishing for the best to one and all. So far so good. We started off the year with friends and some lovely surprises that made the evening special. No big resolutions except to try to be a better person than I was last year. Do more things that I'm proud of rather than the opposite.

 Archie #15 - Mark Waid (writer) Joe Eisma (art) Andre Szymanowicz (colours) Jack Morelli (letters). I have one question: where did they get the money to pay for all the stuff for Archie's parents' anniversary party? The feud in Switzerland between Veronica and Cheryl will now move to Riverdale. There's a lot more nastiness in these new Archie comics then there used to be.

 Briggs Land #5 - Brian Wood (writer) Mack Chater (art) Lee Loughridge (colours) Nate Piekos (letters). One look at this issue's cover and you can see that this book doesn't shy away from controversy. Yes those are skinhead brown shirts with Nazi armbands. The menace and violence is not explicitly shown but it's palpable. It's sad to see that some readers have dropped this title, because I think it's a very gripping story.

 Doctor Strange #15 - Jason Aaron (writer) Chris Bachalo & Jorge Fornes (pencils) John Livesay, Tim Townsend, Al Vey, Victor Olazaba & Jorge Fornes (inks) Antonio Fabela (colours) VC's Cory Petit (letters). Chapter 4 of "Blood in the Aether" finds Stephen being driven around in a cab by the Orb. It's really quite a trip. This all boils down to a bunch of super villains wanting to kill Doctor Strange. I hope Wong and Zelma can come to the rescue in time. I thought that the changing art styles between Chris and Jorge's pages would be annoying but they meshed very well.

 Avengers #2.1 - Mark Waid (writer) Barry Kitson (pencils) Mark Farmer (inks) Jordan Boyd (colours) Ferran Delgado (letters). One of the oddest super villains from the old days appears this issue.  I never really got what the Stranger wanted way back when but he sure was powerful. Having this foursome of Captain America, Hawkeye, Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch making up the Avengers is quite humbling. I loved the scene on public transit.

 Amazing Spider-Man #22 - Dan Slott & Christos Gage (writer) Giuseppe Camuncoli (pencils) Cam Smith (inks) Jason Keith (colours) VC's Joe Caramagna (letters). Now that the identity of the person behind the jackal mask has been revealed it's time to lay out that person's plans for all us fans. Will Peter succumb for his loved ones? The answer may be in Dead No More #4.

 Invincible Iron Man #2 - Brian Michael Bendis (writer) Stefano Caselli (art) Marte Gracia (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). Half of this issue is Riri fighting a bunch of Iron Mans while AI Tony tries to train her and the other half are flashbacks to expand on her past so we get a better understanding of why she wants to be a super hero. This is the reason Bendis books do it for me. He takes time to show us the human side of super humans.

 Thanos #2 - Jeff Lemire (writer) Mike Deodato (art) Frank Martin (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). Thanos's son Thane is assembling a team to kill his dad, who has a terminal disease. The Titan is dying anyways and according to his father the scientist, Thanos doesn't have long to live. There is no cure. Thanos even destroyed another whole civilisation to find one. I love Jeff's writing and Mike's art but here's what I see happening. Thanos will be cured by fighting Thane. Villains like Doc Ock, Victor Von Doom, Wilson Fisk and Thanos will never die.

 Occupy Avengers #2 - David F. Walker (writer) Carlos Pacheco (pencils) Rafael Fonteriz (inks) Sonia Oback (colours) Travis Lanham (letters). The two do gooders, Hawkeye and Red Wolf, team up to do some good. I think this book is going to be light reading even though they may tackle lofty ideals like trying to save a fresh water supply from greedy corporations. Remember the old Hulk TV show that had Bill Bixby wandering around the country as Bruce Banner and then Lou Ferrigno helping people as the Hulk? This might be just like that but with Clint Barton making things right as Hawkeye. I do like Hawkeye and David may not be Matt Fraction but his writing is acceptable so I will check out subsequent issues to see if I might read them.

 Moonshine #3 - Brian Azzarello (writer) Eduardo Risso (art) Eduardo Risso & Cristian Rossi (colours) Jared H. Fletcher (letters). This was a bloody fine issue from the cover to the last page. This story has more fluids flowing than just the homebrew hooch.

 Action Comics #970 - Dan Jurgens (writer) Patrick Zircher (art) Ulises Arreola (colours) Rob Leigh (letters). It's the Trial of Lex Luthor. Yes it's for crimes he's yet to commit and the only one defending him is Superman. The verdict is no surprise to anyone. Now we see if the sentence will be administered.

 Saga #41 - Brian K. Vaughn (writer) Fiona Staples (art) Fonografiks (letters). Many lives are on the line and someone does die. You have to read this issue to find out who.

 Hulk #1 - Mariko Tamaki (writer) Nico Leon (art) Matt Milla (colours) VC's Cory Petit (letters). They dropped the She prefix so I wouldn't blame She-Hulk fans for passing this by. Please don't do that because this is a really good reintroduction of Jennifer Walters to the rack. Jen may have recovered physically from her near death while fighting Thanos in Civil War II but she is still suffering psychological damage. Doc Samson hasn't shown up yet but somebody needs to help the lady lawyer cope with what happened to her. I like the way Nico draws Jen but there were some panels where she looked part Asian. That's a whole different take on the character than previously depicted. Jen doesn't Hulk out this issue but she is on the verge. I will be interested to see how much control Mariko gives Jen when she's green.

 Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps #11 - Robert Venditti (writer) Rafa Sandoval (pencils) Jordi Tarragona (inks) Tomeu Morey (colours) Dave Sharpe (letters). Larfleeze is my least favourite character in this whole colour scheme. He's just a hoarder and the colour is a mix of red and yellow. He's not even a good villain because his avarice makes him stupid. I find the orange corps to be a bore.

 Mighty Thor #14 - Jason Aaron (writer) Steve Epting (art) Frank Martin (colours) VC's Joe Sabino (letters). Yumpin yimminy that was another great issue. The League of Realms fights bravely against overwhelming odds as Malekith continues his campaign against the Ten Realms. He's just laid waste to Niffleheim so which one is next? If you like Steve's art in this book you should check out Velvet.

 Batgirl #6 - Hope Larson (writer) Rafael Albuquerque (art) Dave McCaig (colours) Deron Bennett (letters). Batgirl flies home after her Asian adventures and meets up with a surprise passenger. The guy being picked up at the airport was a surprise to me too. I'm sure he's going to make life interesting for Barbara Gordon.

 Uncanny Avengers #18 - Gerry Duggan (writer) Kevin Libranda (art) David Curiel (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). Avengers Mansion is now a Marvel super hero theme hotel? Get outta town. Well, aside from that bit of hoohaw I really liked this issue even though Gerry stonged me with a Rick Astley song brought on by the title to this issue. The Red Skull with Charles Xavier's powers is playing a lot of head games and I am looking forward to seeing how the good guys beat him. Kevin Libranda is a fine fill in for Pepe Larraz.

 Detective Comics #947 - James Tynion IV (writer) Alvaro Martinez (pencils) Raul Fernandez (inks) Brad Anderson (colours) Marilyn Patrizio (letters). The finale to the Victim Syndicate story ends with a back stabbing betrayal by one of the good guys. They couldn't be more obvious with one of the covers. It's understandable given the grief that character was going through. Speaking of Red Robin, who's the hooded guy in the last panel? This Batfan wants to know.

 Spider-Man/Deadpool #12 - Nick Giovannetti & Paul Scheer (writers) Todd Nauck (art) Rachelle Rosenberg (colours) VC's Joe Sabino (letters). This would be a great way for kids to learn how Christmas evolved from the ancient Roman celebration of Saturnalia honouring the god Saturn but it's got way too much adult content for them to be casting their beady little eyes on. For us more mature readers it was a fun time.

 Wonder Woman #13 - Greg Rucka (writer) Renato Guedes (art) Romulo Fajardo Jr. (colours) Jodi Wynne (letters). This issue spotlights Steve Trevor, looking a lot like Oliver Queen, as he tries to keep a mind altered Diana from being captured by bad guys. I'm not a fan of Steve calling Diana Angel. It's too saccharine. Whatever happened to make Diana mentally handicapped still needs to be determined and a way to get her back to normal still needs to be found. Those mysteries will keep me reading.

 Civil War II #8 - Brian Michael Bendis (writer) David Marquez (art) Justin Ponsor (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). It's over at last but not really. This story is merely a launching pad for changes in the Marvel U. Some have already hit the racks like the new Incredible Iron Man starring Riri Williams. Many are poised to start off 2017 with a plethora of new exciting (we hope) stories. There are a bunch of full page possible futures featured and I got to play my favourite game of "who's drew that?". Well, these folks did: Adam Kubert, Leinil Francis Yu, Daniel Acuna, Alan Davis & Mark Farmer, Marco Rudy, Mark Bagley & John Dell, and Esad Ribic. It was fun guessing.

 Justice League vs. Suicide Squad #2 - Joshua Williamson (writer) Tony S. Daniel (pencils) Sandu Florea (inks) Alex Sinclair (colours) Rob Leigh (letters). This answers the question of which team would win in a fight. The answer will surprise you. Meanwhile, the third team is about to embark on a mission in preparation for taking over the world. Once this super villain team is discovered I'm sure the Justice League and the Suicide Squad will team up to stop them.

 Black Widow #9 - Chris Samnee & Mark Waid (writers) Chris Samnee (art) Matthew Wilson (colours) VC's Joe Caramagna (letters). Natasha teams up with Bucky to fight her mysterious stalker. I finally saw Captain America: Winter Soldier recently. That was a pretty good movie. Meanwhile back on the racks, we have the Weeping Lion plotting something nasty against the Black Widow to look forward to.

 Infamous Iron Man #3 - Brian Michael Bendis (writer) Alex Maleev (art) Matt Hollingsworth (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). I know this book isn't going to last but I am thoroughly enjoying it while it's on the stands. This issue explains what changed Victor Von Doom from being the super villain Doctor Doom to the super hero Iron Man. It's tied into Secret Wars where Doctor Doom was the god of all those universes smooshed together. I figger Victor will suffer another disfiguring accident and he'll revert to being a bad guy again. In the meantime, meet Mrs. Von Doom.

 Spider-Woman #14 - Dennis Hopeless (writer) Veronica Fish (art) Rachelle Rosenberg (colours) VC's Travis Lanham (letters). My favourite thing about this book are the friendships that Jessica has. She is going to need a lot of help to get through this grieving period after the death of the Porcupine. But wait, who's this in the back of the book?

 Spider-Man #11 - Brian Michael Bendis (writer) Sara Pichelli (art) Gaetano Carlucci (ink assist) Marte Gracia (colours) VC's Cory Petit (letters). This issue is all about Jefferson Davis, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. I don't mind that Miles is barely in this because it's so well written and I get to see Sara draw the Black Cat, even though I hate chunky soles on pumps. Just ignore the impractical footwear folks. The cover shows Spider-Man disintegrating but that just means that he's not going to be the major focus of this new story, his dad is.

 Star Wars #26 - Jason Aaron (writer) Salvador Larroca (art) Edgar Delgado (colours) Chris Eliopoulos (letters). He's Penny's favourite Star Wars hero. Luke may be prominently featured on the cover but the real star of this issue is Master Yoda. Still can't stand his inverted speech pattern though.

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[themadvigilantist]

"Mm."

"Jen?"

"Mm-mm."

V bursts into muffled laughter, watching her drink still.

[themadvigilantist]

                                                        awooga

[themadvigilantist]

time to hit ppl on the head...

why does jen look like just a slightly taller supermodel:

jen is like 5'2" (5'1" in others) in comics and 5'4" in the show - if i was given what i percieved as a perfect version of myself that came strictly from my subconcious based on my own wants if i was jen - i would instantly want to be taller with managable hair and a little physically fit. Just like Bruce is and idealistic thought of him believing himself to be a monster = he is therfore monsterous in build and height and with professor hulk its more of a power fantasy based in abuse as a kid. Bruce wants to be big and strong without losing himself so he is big and strong without losing himself.

just because you want her to be similar in build as hulk doesn't mean JENNIFER wants to be like that. this is a common thing with jennifer - she gets super buff like hulk and she completely hates it until she gets semi used to it but eventually slims her muscle mass back down to where SHE wants it. in the first issue of jen, she doesnt hate how she look because she's not 'i want to be super cartoon strong like the hulk 🤪' she literally just goes 'i wanna be tall and reasonably strong enough to defend myself against the fucking mob and retain my normal life and job' AND THATS WHAT WE'RE GIVEN. She stands around roughly 8 to 9 ft because THE LITERAL MOB WAS TRYING TO KILL HER IN THE HOSPITAL AND NO ONE HEARD HER CRIES FOR HELP UNTIL AFTER SHE BEAT THOSE GUYS UP.

She's not power fantasy-muscle bound muscular because Jen doesn't think that is ideal for herself

Not the audience, not even the people she surround herself with - herself.

thats even why the title changed from she hulk to she hulk attorney at law - it went from what the audience wanted to what the character wanted - which fits even more into the fourth wall break that jen is known for before deadpool even existed.

the quicker y'all accept that, the better we can enjoy jennifer together.

[themadvigilantist]

me before the she hulk trailer: im gonna add jen muse to @drbabygirl

me after the she hulk trailer: im adding Jen muse to @drbabygirl AND here on @themadvigilantist

[themadvigilantist]

"..."

"So, are you coming or what?"

[themadvigilantist]

convos with v and jen [ @drbabygirl ]

"Are you going to - pretty please - stop killing?"

"I'll stop if you let me teach you."

"..."

"Tch! I'm gonna pass. Good effort though."

"Effort?"

"Now what makes you think I'm gonna make it a struggle? Not for a beauty like you, no. You're probably a natural."

"Now, you're just flirting... oddly well."

[themadvigilantist]

"No one said anything about me being the legal council for ali---"

"I did."

"You did?"

"Sorry."

Jennifer starts laughing.

"Okay, I'll take it."

[themadvigilantist]

jen: [looks to v] you've been on here for 13 years?

v: [looks to jen] yeah, hot mess to just a mess

jen: fuck.

v: don't worry. you have ppl who gives those out.

[themadvigilantist]

them: jen as she hulk isnt buff :(

jen: "neither was captain carter in live action and she was evenly split on that but, all i hear is crickets."

v: "i mean ur right."

[themadvigilantist]

tatiana maslany as jen in she hulk trailers 5

[themadvigilantist]

tatiana maslany as jen in she hulk trailers 2

[themadvigilantist]

ma’am i love you but also that juxtaposition of before and after in reverse is what’s making me laugh. ‘this is the story of how i died’ i mean no shit.

two pretty ppl i :)

[themadvigilantist]

Send ❤️ if you would like to explore a ROMANTIC relationship between our muses!

Send 💋 if you would like to explore a SEXUAL relationship between our muses! {{from my boys to Green Jen o' course}}

SIMPLE SHIPPING MEME!!

"Now, hold on a minute..."

[themadvigilantist]

almost forgot...

but this doesnt happen in every issue

yes it does.

with. every. single. writer. in. every. art. style. in every single run. YES EVEN PLANET HULK.

those are the fundamentals of jennifer

break fourth wall

get buff just to hate it then like it then slims down back to her base hulk form in that order

be a lawyer/at work in court settings or join [insert team here]

date people

model a new fit with new hairdo

THAT'S IT THATS LITERALLY IT. SIMPLE. BASIC. ROUTINE. NORMAL.

EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS. EVERY DAMN TIME.

WITHOUT FAIL.

AND WE'RE GETTING THAT LIVE ACTION WITH THE VFX TO MATCH WHAT SHE WANT.

its literally that simple. yall please. stfu its the same complaints yall had with every vfx hulk. dont yall get tired I MEAN SHE COULD'VE BEEN WORSE A LOT WORSE. LIKE THE FORBIDDEN CAPTAIN STEVE AMERICA WORSE.

time to hit ppl on the head...

why does jen look like just a slightly taller supermodel:

jen is like 5'2" (5'1" in others) in comics and 5'4" in the show - if i was given what i percieved as a perfect version of myself that came strictly from my subconcious based on my own wants if i was jen - i would instantly want to be taller with managable hair and a little physically fit. Just like Bruce is and idealistic thought of him believing himself to be a monster = he is therfore monsterous in build and height and with professor hulk its more of a power fantasy based in abuse as a kid. Bruce wants to be big and strong without losing himself so he is big and strong without losing himself.

just because you want her to be similar in build as hulk doesn't mean JENNIFER wants to be like that. this is a common thing with jennifer - she gets super buff like hulk and she completely hates it until she gets semi used to it but eventually slims her muscle mass back down to where SHE wants it. in the first issue of jen, she doesnt hate how she look because she's not 'i want to be super cartoon strong like the hulk 🤪' she literally just goes 'i wanna be tall and reasonably strong enough to defend myself against the fucking mob and retain my normal life and job' AND THATS WHAT WE'RE GIVEN. She stands around roughly 8 to 9 ft because THE LITERAL MOB WAS TRYING TO KILL HER IN THE HOSPITAL AND NO ONE HEARD HER CRIES FOR HELP UNTIL AFTER SHE BEAT THOSE GUYS UP.

She's not power fantasy-muscle bound muscular because Jen doesn't think that is ideal for herself

Not the audience, not even the people she surround herself with - herself.

thats even why the title changed from she hulk to she hulk attorney at law - it went from what the audience wanted to what the character wanted - which fits even more into the fourth wall break that jen is known for before deadpool even existed.

the quicker y'all accept that, the better we can enjoy jennifer together.