#mv: open

[themadvigilantist]

Help! Help! No reason, just because... ||

"Why am I dressed like this?"

"Because Lord Presidents are clowns every day. Have to dress the part for the job I have now, right?"

V had been fretting over what she was currently wearing for a while now. She didn't usually care how she looked but, she had sobered up. From picking at the fabric to adjusting her hat and now hair - a bundle of nerves.

Still reeling at the hilariousness of it all. The absolute ridiculousness of the situation. The Gold Usher - on a whim, random as all hell and even more surprising, lived - chose her in the role.

Not Allura, Not Vin, Not her Dad, not Vigil - her.

Her knowing full well that they were in a midst of a power vacuum and knowing - at least not next month or in some hours, that the very people that green lit this disaster will be dead. Dead then cyber-converted. Or the other way around.

She was still, by all accounts, nervous. Which was why she brought them here. Her family gone back to their Scottish estate, it was just her and them.

[creme-meme]

Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” ok well I’m a friend, Arthur. The best friend you have right now. The only friend you have right now. Relax, take a deep breath, relax. Calm down, friend. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, okay?

[slowestlap]

Off the Beaten Track - Viaplay documentary | Ep. 3/3

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

ANTIYOU

[ohmyminsung]

JAEHYUN IN EVERY MV | THE 7TH SENSE

[emchante]

soooo... the idea of a private chat with softcore porn streamer!max has been cooking in my brain..

reader is quite nervous when they check the time and see it's a couple of minutes before their scheduled call. they got new lingerie after finding out max' fav colour is royal blue to surprise him, just before max calls, reader adjusts the camera to show off everything below their face and when the call connects- max has to hold back a moan bc goddamn... how did reader know his favourite colour?

well hi there, you absolutely look ravishing.. blue, huh? you just happen to like that colour or did you plan to make me horny from the start?

my hormones are going CRAZY please send help

🩵

🩵 NONNIE!! ur always cooking up the best ideas, i’m 🫣 at reading this myself.

18+ — minors dni.

are you ready?

that’s the notification that pops up on your screen as you check the time. it’s still a couple minutes until the scheduled time, so you give yourself those last few moments to try calm your nerves.

the royal blue lingerie clings to your body in all the right ways, the fabric soft and delicate, yet daring enough to make you feel like a walking temptation. the lace cups of the bra sculpt your chest perfectly, the intricate floral patterns drawing the eye with their sheer elegance.

the panties are a perfect match— high-cut to elongate your legs, with a teasingly sheer panel across the front. the same lace detail wraps around your hips, accentuating your curves, while the satin waist and glides across your skin like a whisper.

you take a deep breath, telling max you’re ready whenever he is. you take the time to readjust your camera, making sure your full body is in frame. there’s only a peek of your head in the frame, showing max your lips and then it cuts off.

you don’t have anymore time to fix anything as the ringing begins to sing through the monitor of your pc. you reach over, hitting ‘accept call’ before you sit back, waiting for the lines to sync.

the first thing you hear from max is a gasp, watching his eyes widen as they roam over his screen, taking in every inch of you that he can see.

“well hi there,” he laughs lowly, clearly caught off guard by the sight of you. “you look absolutely ravishing,” he continues, licking his plump lips as his eyes continue to take in everything.

you blush at his words, smiling as you run your hands along your thighs, sitting properly for him. “was it worth the wait?” you ask, hands moving upwards to trail across your torso. your hands gently cup your breasts, thumbs poking at your sensitive nipples, letting out a small mewl for max.

the deep exhale and flushed cheeks is enough to tell you yes, it was worth the wait. “i’d wait lifetimes to see you, liefje,” he winks at the camera, before he sits right back against his chair. “hm.. blue though? did you just happen to like that colour, or was there another reason for it?” he asks, eyes darkening at the way your breath hitches.

“i—” is all you manage to breathe out, before a small whine escapes your throat. max smirks, realising he has the upperhand now.

“did you plan to make me horny from the get go?” he asks, but doesn’t give you any time to respond. “because it’s working, you know,” he confirms, moving his hand down to his grey sweatpants and oh.

you can see the outline of his erect cock through the soft fabric, and you stare at his crotch with want. not that he can see that though, but he watches the way your lips drop open, tongue running along your bottom lip.

“just the thought of you is enough to get me going, you know? the teasing you do in chat, the name-calling through donations,” he lists off, as his thumb strokes his clothed erection. “but now? seeing you like this? i don’t know how i’m going to last,” he tells you lowly, a groan escaping his throat as he squeezes himself.

“start touching yourself from the top of your body liefje, and then you can work your way down for me.”

GOOD GOD IM?? BLUSHING AT THIS?? need him sooo badly..

[gnabnahc]

You keep lingering around, taking a sneak peek ! Knock knock knock knock knock on my door !

[froegs]

just thought of college au Jayce doing a stupid ass coin magic trick as an icebreaker at a party and having it GENUINELY impress melvik like girls STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!

[themadvigilantist]

Voided In Thought

Zero was giving a lecture about ballistics, specifically transitional ballistics to a second year university class. They hadn't fully notice the guest listener sliding in from the back of the room into a empty backseat.

He walked in front of the touchscreen board, asking the question. "If anyone has read the chapter, raise your hand if you know the answer to this question: What is the theorem that has certain common conditions in terms of normal distribution?"

[pixypunch]

I:MOND — WONDERLAND (2025)

[chromateclipse]

If I could Escape,

And recreate a place that’s my own world…

[good-beansdraws]

I just want to believe...

The song fits them both really well to me -- there are so many lines and screenshots to pair with each, but for now I'll just stick with a cute outfit swap :)

[omppupiiras]

ajatuksis ain tyhjyyttä vain, tyhjyyttä vain

[lacecap]

happy birthday to this song :") here's the beepbox link!

[rei-is-hiding]

MiziSua