#vbeau sillies

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Momentarily coming back to drop this here as a reminder to small people that you are small.

Ok, going back into hibernation for a bit.

Cyaa o/

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my god

twomp streamer au

Argos who streams and had to do all the convincing in the world to get Mr. Plant to join him during them. He still won't cause he doesn't like the idea of being in front of an audience as often as Argos is, but he'll mod for Argos and when he's feeling more up to being in the spotlight, Mr. Plant will use those dumb text to speech functions to make snarky or cryptic comments at chat or about the game.

Argos has one of those stupid little vtuber models.

Mr. Plant does not hesitate to ban or fuck with chat.

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Sometimes you just have to let the thoughts win.

Also this stupid dumbass idea is almost a year old now, I was just way too lazy to do it.

Which is funny considering the Mr. Flower and Argos comic i poured so much effort into versus this thing lmaooo.

Edit: i just realized i forgot mr. plant's vines :C Fixed. :V

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mountain dew monster energy lookin motherfcker

i needed more green glowing mr plant since the plush release so i vomited out this

tho the colors may be a little different 🥴

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While I was thinking about dressing up as Mr. Plant next year for Halloween, I was also thinking...

Ashur has like perfect posture or whatever.

But I always picture Mr. Plant with kind of a slouch.

Not super dramatic but like, arms kind of hanging in front of him while he stares unblinking at you.... and you aren't sure if he's just lost in thought or if he's contemplating lunging at you from where he is.

I don't remember if I ever brought that up before.

Either way, it's gonna be fun trying to make a Mr. Plant mask.

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I always like to think that Argos can be just as intense about his friendships as he can be about his romantic relationships.

He may not fixate on you the exact same way as his partners, but if you've declared yourself a friend of Argos and he feels the same way, then you've automatically strapped yourself in for life.

Whether you like it or not.

He doesn't get to keep a lot of friends after all, so he'll do everything he can to make sure you don't go anywhere.

But he's a silly guy who likes to help the best he knows how! So how bad can it be?

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They are my little office buddies. They sit there and keep me company on their shared office.chair while I take calls all day.

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I'm still at on the clock and taking calls but while I have a minute I'm thinking about 🎉"the child"🎉 from the latest twomp episode.

Do you think Humphrey will end up in the orphanage Argos works at and we'll see him again?

I don't know how likely that is or even if it does happen, how often it would be for him to make an appearance but it's a funny thought to me.

Imagine Argos and Mr. Plant getting pestered by this child-thing about when they're going to adopt him.

And Argos feels awkward and bad about it cause he knows Mr. Plant has no intentions of doing that.

Poor Humphrey.

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my dash did one of those things the other day

i think that this was very argoscore of it

still not over witchy argos. im out here kicking my feet on my bed and thinking about argos trying to brew love potions and testing them out on his neighbours

o the mishaps that would occur.

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when ur the type to need a little more space than you get sometimes

also cats cause this was based on that one cat post i never saved. i wish i did.

comic made in sleep deprived delirium

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dumping some sketches of other ocs here + Mark and Argos

I've had Jun almost as long as I've had Thorn. I need to give her more attention.

me yapping under cut:

Was a little self conscious about the fact that I made her Argos' cousin. I just really wanted to play with the idea of Argos having one known living family member. And maybe even possibly not being sure if they're actually related or not.

But anyway, Jun is my traumatized, streamer, lesbian fail-girl who can't talk to women not because of awkwardness, but due to the ✨trauma✨.

She admires from a distance.

She is an energy addicted gamer and aspiring drummer who ended up bonding with Mark when she moved into the same neighborhood (?) as Argos and Mr. Plant.

She also gets along pretty well with Mr. Flower. He and Mark exhibit a sense of normalcy for her.

She spent most of her life among humans and is adjusting to life in the Void.

Argos and Mr. Plant make her incredibly nervous, but Mark and Mr. Flower assure her they're not that bad.

Usually.

And then there's Onii. Childhood best friend of Thorn and drummer in a band they used to be in together. Onii is one of Jun's biggest inspirations for picking up drums in the first place.

She has big dreams and is a relentless pursuer of her path but for now, she's on a mission of vindication.

She's a silly sentimental lady who is easily flustered if you bring it up. u wu

She hits hard tho tho so don't tease her too much.

Can also hold a grudge like crazy.

Finds Jun very endearing.

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Back in January I made a comic about Argos experiencing Mr. Plant laughing for the first time.

But like

What about Mr. Plant experiencing Argos crying for the first time??

He just doesn't know how to react and he's concerned and feels a little guilty even. At first- which is a rare feeling for Mr. Plant. He wonders if maybe he caused it but no, Argos is just feeling overwhelmed by life.

This time.

And since Mr. Plant doesn't like touch, I imagine physical intimacy and comfort do not come naturally to him, and since he doesn't talk that's really all he can do in the moment.

So I'm just imagining him standing there, wringing his hands while Argos sobs over some built up stress and Mr. Plant is wracking his mind for all those rare moments where physical comfort was a thing in his life and he just

Awkwardly reaches out to give two clumsy pats on Argos' head and just leaves his hand there for a moment.

Just a really stiff, wordless "there there..?"

It's enough to make Argos stop crying, if only because he's startled and confused, but once he realizes what Mr. Plant is trying to do he can't help but smile.

Mr. Plant is trying.

And now that pressing issue of crying Argos is handled, Mr. Plant can focus on other ways to make him feel better for the rest of the day.

Quality time!!! yay!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

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Revisiting My Disgaea Twomp Crossover idea i did art for some time ago cause i dared to listen to the Disgaea 3 OST again.

These motherfuckers!!! I want to go back and re-design them. Mostly Argos. My attempt with a Disagaea-esque Argos was more of a, "can I replicate the game's art style and still make it look like The Character ™️?" Whereas with Mr. Plant, I just went full ham and I think he'd fit into the universe well enough, but I have more interesting ideas for a more in universe Demon Argos. 😤 And I of course also want to make designs for Thorn and Mr. Flower. <:3c I already know exactly what I want to do for them and while I was out on my evening walk in the stabbiest part of the city, I was re-visting these tiny half baked ideas for these AU demon boiz.

So so much of my usual yapping + plus some sketches at the end:

I love the idea of Mr. Flower being the only not-demon in the group. I've also stuck him in the Flonne scenerio where he's come down to the Netherworld for a single job and he's got a protective ward keeping him from being corrupted while he's down there.

I imagined he was sent on something of a recon mission to check out some crazy activity and energy fluctuations that were being picked up from all the way up in Celestia.

"What in the world are those silly demons up to down there???"

Mission: Go poke around and find out and report back any suspicious activity you find. Make sure they're not causing anymore trouble than usual.

But as Mr. Flower closes in on the site of the occurrence, Something happens so that Mr. Flower either loses his protective charm or it gets destroyed and now he has to quickly find his way back to Celestia before he becomes a demon and is stuck in the Netherworld forever.

So Mr. Flower is forced to abort his mission, and obviously it isn't easy.

Between wretched demons with their own agendas and powerful barriers keeping worlds separated, poor Mr. Flower has his work cut out for him. His charm was also his key to get back home, so without it, he's locked out, vulnerable and can't seem to get into contact with anyone from Celestia.

Thankfully, Mr. Flower runs into Argos, a curious demon who seems keen on helping others! Not to mention, he is absolutely ecstatic at the prospect of getting to learn about Angels first hand.

Many say they're supposed to be sources of good fortune after all. And since it's a shame that misfortune seems to follow Argos wherever he goes, he's going to try his best to befriend this divine good-luck charm! And although Mr. Flower doesn't trust Argos as far as he can throw him, Argos is all he's got.

Besides, Argos has proven himself very capable in battle, and a capable battle buddy is definitely something Mr. Flower needs in his situation.

He's not sure what to make of Argos' large and quiet companion though. While also (terrifyingly) strong and reliable, Mr. Flower can't make heads or tails of Mr. Plant, what his intentions are, what he's thinking... He sort of just hovers around him and Argos when he isn't off doing his own thing.

Whatever that is.

Besides standing around eerily, crushing enemies horrifyingly quick and disappearing randomly, Mr. Plant mostly spends his time sleeping and eating. And although he's a powerhouse in battle, he gets tired out very quickly.

The two don't say much at all about what they were doing before they ran into Mr. Flower, but they do mention that they're headed to meet up with the Netherworld's current Overlord.

At least, Argos does.

Argos wants to use her library for something, and he promises Mr. Flower that the library trip is to his benefit as well.

"...It has everything after all, from cookbooks by the Netherworld's finest chefs to forbidden Arcane arts! There's bound to be something there to help get you back home. :)"

And really at this point, what does Mr. Flower have to lose?

Still, as Mr. Flower spends more time with his new travel companions, he finds there is definitely something horribly off about both Mr. Plant and Argos, but without Mr. Flower's pendant he can't get a proper reading on anyone. And they're definitely not interested in divulging too much about themselves.

Like, what's Argos' connection with the Overlord? Or can anyone just waltz into the Overlord's castle and ask to use her stuff so casually? Why does Argos need access to her library specifically anyway? What was he doing so close to the site Mr. Flower needed to investigate, especially since it was a barren wasteland when he got there?

And what's the deal with Mr. Plant..?

But that's the least of Mr. Flower's worries then they come across a bridge guarded by a magical barrier spanning miles with a toll fee of 3000 hl (we'll assume the exchange rate from hl to usd is dollar to dollar here 👍) and no way for the group to force themselves through.

The three probably have about 50 hl on them altogether unfortunately.

And to make matters worse, the three encounter Thorn who has his heart set on becoming the next Overlord- a common enough goal of many a demon in the Netherworld but not one many are able to achieve.

Thorn seems convinced he's different though.

Also a common sentiment among demons whose hearts are set on ruling.

But aside from attempting to become the next overlord, he also reveals he's been after Argos for some time now, as he's taken interest in Argos' apparent ability to find rare gemstones that are often imbued with unique powers.

Something Argos neglected to mention and who seems rather flustered at having that made known about him. And something of great interest to a demon looking to overthrow the current Overlord.

Thorn comes off as not much more than a loud nuisance at first, and a real troublesome obstruction as he also takes an interest at the prospect of having an Angel companion to boost his odds at becoming Overlord.

Thankfully, Mr. Plant and Argos are able to keep him at bay until the four of them seem to come to an understanding and ultimately strike some kind of deal.

Aside from being a delusional, unrelenting (annoying) powerhouse, Thorn is also loaded. So, in exchange for Argos and his party joining Thorn on his way to the Overlord's castle, Thorn pays their way across the bridge.

Mr. Flower: "3000 hl for a half mile trip across a rickety bridge is diabolical!"

Thorn: "Yeah it's kinda funny. Shame I never thought of it first."

Mr. Flower: "It's a HUGE inconvenience! And what about people who need to get across in an emergency!?" Argos: "Oh, they have protocol for that. If it's life threatening they let you across for free! ^^ Only once though..."

Mr. Flower: "Is my situation not life threatening enough?"

Argos: "...You know... I didn't even think to bring it up."

And their adventures continue from there but this post is already dragging on way too long so I'm just gonna leave it here for now and also these sketches I did.

Enjoy.

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---- Mr. Flower: I don't know why you bother, we both know this will mean nothing by day two.

Thorn: What do you mean? I like keeping schedules!

Mr. Flower: On paper, sure. You've shown otherwise in practice.

Thorn: You know I've never been a stickler for rules babe, but schedules make great guidelines! And a wonderful reminder for which stuffy meetings to make an excuse to miss for the week.

Mr. Flower: -rolling his eyes- I hope you also make a note of the which of your weekly responsibilities you've been dodging too often. A lot of those stuffy meetings are important you know.

Thorn: Oh I know. Just like I know you'll be there to keep me on track like you always do, sweetheart~

Mr. Flower: Don't count on it…. And also don't forget you're scheduled to meet with someone today about that recent project you decided to fund.

Thorn: Oh, right. I'll make a note of it. :)

Mr. Flower: -sigh- I'll make a note of it.

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A silly conversation I could easily imagine them having.

Inspired by me going over my next week's work schedule. u wu --- Bonus:

Clipboard reads: "Also don't think I forgot about dinner tonight! Reservations at 8pm Be ready by 7pm ❤️Thorn🌹"

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Thinking back to that post i made where i headcannon'd that Mr. Flower isn't a super big fan of Halloween cause he's not really a horror fan in general. I also said that Thorn talks him into spooky movie nights anyway cause they're great for cuddling.

I like to think he specifically looks for things to ease Mr. Flower into the genre. He's found that Mr. Flower is easily more appreciative of things that favour atmosphere and pacing over gore, violence and jumpscares. But Thorn has also found that older classic horror movies tend to hold Mr. Flower's attention too.

And this interest in classic horror movies has lead to Mr. Plant suggesting classic horror literature to Mr. Flower he thinks he might like.

He's been starting to appreciate the genre a little bit more each time.

As such, Argos has been excited to try and find video games he and Mr. Flower can play! And although those are still a little bit more intense than Mr. Flower would care for, he's come to appreciate the underlying or overall themes they can present.

They both like Silent Hill 2 and 3.

They bicker a little when trying to solve some puzzles together.

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yesterday i thought it would be really fun to destroy my tongue with all manner of acidic foods i was snacking on all day i guess.

bunch of vinegar chips, soda and hot peppers straight from the jar... and other spicy things.

by the end of the day my tongue was very sore.

but everything was very yummy. but nothing will ever compare to the time i ate a bunch of pineapple chunks and they burned welts into my mouth for like two weeks.