#varjoshadows

[anupstairsharmony]

I'm alright, thank you for asking. Mostly getting used to the lack of depth perception.

[treolith-blog]

varjoshadows replied to your post: Just trying to be nice. Just an offer.

can you tell the presses how you’d get said teeth

Simple genetic procedure really, just splice some genes together. May result teeth growing in undesirable orifices, however.

[itistheeastandmoiraisthesun-blog]

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why aren’t you paying her!?!?!?!

Ah. You misunderstood. I very much am, I just can’t hire her to photograph my cat. 

(Besides. She gave me the cat.)

[revolutionroulette-blog1]

varjoshadows replied to your post: vidotlee replied to your post  Adoring public, who...

tell us about yourself! i don’t know shit so i can’t go willy nilly match making here bruh

Do you read the news? Do you read the real news? The Gazette? Quentin Wulf? Acclaimed opinion columnist and political writer? Chief of hearts and patron of getting black out drunk? I’m trying to prove something to my coworkers.

acrosstherubicon replied to your post: Adoring public, who do you ship me with?

benedict cumberbatch

Die.

[waltzofsunbeams]

👑 for isaac..

(oops)

[milesbutnotyears-blog]

varjoshadows replied to your post :varjoshadows replied to your post :IM CHANGING THE...

a quarter pounder killed my family and held me up and stole all the dollars in my pocket :/

That’s really rough buddy. Time to kill all of mcdonalds 

[locustaaa]

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you also have to make one for aurora after she slighted me

ofc ofc

[gunpowder-smoke]

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where’s that…….please tell us your secrets

theres this thai place like two streets over from my house. they deliver for like a buck fifty

[mighty-man-blog1]

@varjoshadows no goss he’s just bad

[acrosstherubicon-blog1]

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oh that’s hot, tell me more

i want to die

[crowjunior-blog1]

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what on earth could you have done that warranted two cute demons to curse you into a wooden doll? …w-wait. are you like. are you like chucky

He reminds me more of Billy from Dead Silence.

-Warren

[anupstairsharmony]

It's very kind of you to offer, but I'm okay. I'm more worried about the civilian who was attacked last night.

[treolith-blog]

@varjoshadows Bodies aren’t that difficult

@strangehorizon Crude, but yes.

[itistheeastandmoiraisthesun-blog]

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is the brand ‘elderly father that cannot take good photos of things and complains about it’

Got it in one, dude.

[revolutionroulette-blog1]

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also what are you trying to prove

I have a bet/grudge with some people. If I say it outright it’s leading the audience and doesn’t count.

[waltzofsunbeams]

🎃 for anyone!!

(Do I think this is actually what k’s super-suit looks like? Not really. Do I think Jan made a few modifications in her crappy spandex-and-craft-foam version? Maybe.)