#vaporeon copypasta

[teamiris]

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

sp fanart in 2024!?!?!?!?!? someone call the police

[sukablatnahui]

[wouldyourfavepaychildsupport]

Would the Vaporeon copypasta pay child support?

[sweetmeatdale]

Hey guys did you know that in terms of human and mutant breeding, Iceman…

[silver-ace-of-spades]

reaction image i made for the vaporeon copypasta

Don't forget to follow @silv-ace-spade-gfm-reblogs if you want to help support families in Gaza!

[thegreateyeofsauron]

picture from a couple months ago when I was trying to trick bing into generating an image of a vaporeon reciting that sacred and holy copypasta that we all know by heart.

i like how ominous it looks

[salyut00]

Y'all horny, I had to put all the Vaporeons in Jail 💀💦💀💦

No copypastas pls 🥺😤

[squiddoboii]

I thought of this and i hate it (not really)

[taylorexpandingthot]

Ok so I bought Sun Haven and saw the aquatic Amani body type, and all I can think of is the Vaporeon copypasta

[foxonrollerskates]

Okay since that didn't seem to do anything

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which mostly comprise of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they are large enough to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes this close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[bloop284]

Vaporeon.

[2boats]

#weirdly human-like and Vaporion?#they all give off bastard energy#similar to how a cat does (via @going-dead)

god I wish I was you

team of little guys who are going to bite you

[realrogerhours]

actually took the time out to edit my own clip

ignore the crunchy mic it was a redeem

[liauditore]

iykyk

sequel to this

[digizoidkimmyc]

Laios wouldn't even be copypasting the vaporeon copypasta. He would've written the damn thing completely unironically.

"Laios is too autistic to know about sex" Laios is the one dropping the setting appropriate equivalents of Vaporeon copypasta onto his squad daily & is canonically implied to be into vore