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vape-bot · 11 hours ago
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This is kind of what it was like when I was a more active paranormal investigator; the overwhelming majority of the cases I got asked to look at were "the thing haunting your house is black mold" or "gas leak."
The methodology was always: "is there a normal home problem possibly causing these sightings?" "If yes does addressing it cause the phenomena to go away?" "Repeat until all possible mundane explanations are exhausted, only then do we consider the possibility of the supernatural."
Horror story plot that's like "your wealthy relative has died and left you this amazing mansion in the middle of nowhere, but only if you spend a single night within its halls!" and they do and experience ghost shit. This is the start of the story. Because it turns out that ghosts aren't real and what they have experienced is a falling-apart building full of mold and mildly poisonous gases that they aren't allowed to knock down for heritage reasons, and the main character runs away from their personal problems by vowing to fix the place up.
What follows is a haunted house/descent into madness story except all the horror is about home renovation. The stress of the money sink that is fixing up the old mansion, the trouble trying to get contractors out to the middle of nowhere, etc., 'drives the protagonist to madness'. They experience unholy sights which no human mind can comprehend (shitty wiring installed by the previous person who tried to flip the mansion). Sometimes supernatural things seem to be happening but it's always like. Badly installed plumbing, or sabotage from their teen kid who's pissed off at being dragged out into the middle of nowhere.
There are several chapters dedicated solely to budget balancing and home refinancing.
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vape-bot · 2 years ago
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i did the barbenheimer double feature (FOR THE RECORD I HATE AMERICAN IMPERIALISM MY CHILDHOOD SPECIAL INTEREST WAS JUST NUCLEAR PHYSICS) and without spoilers, they form a shockingly resonant thematic duology about ownership of creation and ideas outgrowing their makers for better and worse
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fruitmonster345 · 9 months ago
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biganimal92 · 11 months ago
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lucas isn't online to deal with my #vapethoughts #yep #they'reaboutpinnochio
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vape-bot · 1 year ago
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Deeply unwell ace mech pilot being pressganged into bodyguarding the voice of a space colony workers' revolution after being branded a traitor to the earth due to being caught at the wrong protest at the wrong time.
6/10 I'll probably have enough sim time before live combat to get up to basic competency and also Yuri Happens but also I AM in so much mortal peril.
you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP
reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?
¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway
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piercedmarky-blog · 7 years ago
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Redemption, having a thoughtful day today, contemplation can be a good thing or too many thoughts can suffocate the truth that can be obvious with a empty mind. Be thoughtful fam, but be open to the obvious. 🤘🏻😤🤘🏻 #vapefamilyuk #vapelifestyle #vapelyfe #vapenation #vapers #vapecommunity #vapepunk #vapefam #vapegram #vape #vapefamilly #vapepics #vapelyf #vapelove #vapemech #vapelife #vapefamily #vapemech #vapesafe #vapeunk #vapehard #vapesociety #vapestagram #instavape#vapeallday #vapedaily #vapefriends #vaping #ukvaping #vapethoughts
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vape-bot · 2 years ago
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i will always insist that grey jedi are adherents of the living force, that the force encapsulates and enables the actions and impulses of all living things
the light and dark sides are lenses to view and compartmentalize a fundamentally amoral cosmic presence, make it easier to grasp by simplifying it into good and bad
is the bantha darkside for snuffing the life of the scurrier in consuming it? is the scurrier lightside for eating bread instead of killing its food itself?
robbing someone's autonomy through mind control is just as morally dubious as mundane forced labor, it just *feels* nicer, and so gets catalogued as light
it's all just life acting on life and us meatsacks trying to make sense of it
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vape-bot · 13 days ago
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GOT A NEW SWORD
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vape-bot · 1 month ago
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23 days minimum til my next chance for a fight
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vape-bot · 3 years ago
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in game development school i was on a team making a 3d platformer, we had like, four waterfalls, professors docked points on a check in for every one without caves behind them
to mess with them, we put caves behind three, and an instant death megaman spike pit in the last
every subsequent playthrough check we changed which one had spikes
whats even the point of putting waterfalls in ur games if you arent going to put a cave behind it
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vape-bot · 8 months ago
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gonna start describing all hierarchies as strength from now on
mr beast is the strongest youtuber alive
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vape-bot · 2 years ago
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ELDEN RING FIRST PERSON NEAR BLIND FIRST PLAY WEDNESDAY JULY 19TH 8:00 PM EASTERN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IMAGE MEANS BUT IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT WHILE LOOKING UP ELDEN RING SOYJACK AND I'M KIND OF SCARED
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vape-bot · 1 year ago
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i can be trusted with prizes and value!
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vape-bot · 2 years ago
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i don't have a lot of nostalgia for my childhood but pile bunkering some schmuck in half in ac6's arena gave me an anton ego ratatouille flashback and i started crying a little watching their ac turn into Bot Viscera
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vape-bot · 1 year ago
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NEW HELMET COMING SOON POSTING THIS WEEKEND I CAN'T WAIT
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vape-bot · 2 years ago
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i felt like such a goober pogging out of my gourd whenever a scientist i've read the work of made their cameo in oppenheimer is this what it's like being a marvel fan, all "OH SHIT THERE'S MY BOY FEYNMAN," and "THEY GOT FERMI HERE AND EVERYTHING"
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