#vanta talks

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Call me crazy but John "Money Bags" Price's ideal woman has him scared shitless when he's home. He's very much a "My wife, my wife, my wife" guy

Door salesman shows up?

"I don't know, let me ask my wife."

At the doctors and they ask if he's noticed anything new?

"Hm I have but let me ask my wife to be sure."

He wants a new car?

"I like this model...but let me ask my wife her opinion first."

The guys want to hang out later than normal? (And he doesn't want to?)

"Hm my wife said I can't. Sorry guys."

Military ball?

"My wife hasn't decided what I'm wearing yet. Yeah I know its military dress code for us, but like she hasn't approved of my accessories or even if the tie will match her dress, let alone the hair cut so IDK"

It's his wife's world and he likes being her accessory.

[missvanta-xoxo]

If there was ever a celebrity I wanted to meet, it's J-lo so I can ask her to sing live no mic with a ten minute warm up and she has to sight read music. Then after I'm telling her

"That was somewhat ok for your first time singing."

Lol

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Collecting them like infinity stones

❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Kyle "Pretty Boy" Garrick also has a breeding kink. But it doesn't manifest like Price's or Simon's or even that bar of Soap.

His breeding kink takes the form of Russian Roulette. A box of condoms, he tells you that he's poked holes in 25% of them and the plan b pills are all in a jar mixed with placebos.

(The reality is that all the condoms are primed to fail and all the pills are placebos, and he tracks your ovulation cycle like the freak that he is. He is giving you the illusion of choice and playing along.)

You're not getting pregnant unless he wants you pregnant and he already has the age gaps planned. 😌

[missvanta-xoxo]

Black Women and Black Girls. I love you. Never stop being fly. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Coming out of being sick finally, and I would like to share a thought. And just so you know, my fevered state over the last few days birthed so many ideas

Reader is lusting after the TF 141 and she is only another team. It's sorts a joke how she is down bad for those 4 men but it'd an in team joke until one day reader is chilling in the community rec room, just shooting the shit. She's unaware that Soap walked in and she's being a bit loud and careless and says the following.

"If I could have a train ran on me, it would be the entire of TF 141. I'm talking dicked down the throat till my esophagus collapses in. Guts rearranged. Press out sweated out. The kinda sex that makes me want to cook for them after but I can't because my legs don't work. Two dicks in one hole, camcorder with several pov shots. The only name I'm calling out is God because he did what I said and delivered me right into that situation. I'm just saying LT Simon can just roll the mask up and Cap JP can give me beard burn and Gaz looks like it has a hook in it and everyone knows that Catholics low key have a breeding kink."

And whole time reader is unaware that Soap heard this, recorded her rant and sent it via the group chat. They were just looking for a barracks bunny

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Me writing about these white men dating black women readers because hello!

reel took me the fuck out

[missvanta-xoxo]

They delivered Adriana's baby via c-section....he is a micro premie...

They just opened the door to hell its self.

Just a friendly reminder that modern gynecology was developed on black enslaved women.

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Kyle has a problem. It's an expensive problem. He isn't sure he will financially recover from this. Maybe he should get shot and fatally wounded so he can properly provide for this habit.

The habit in question is his girlfriend.

He met her through Soap's girlfriend. And he should have known it was wrap when Soap's Kuromi themed girlfriend introduced him to her Melody bestie.

He could deal with the limited editions My Melody merch. Could deal with the junk nails (that was mostly for him. Her hand looks so pretty around his dick with a fresh set of nails...he's surprised that's what gets him going.) He could even do the cosplay expenses and the cons.

But he draws the line at his girlfriend, discovering Japanese and Chinese fur suits.

He doesn't mind paying for her hobbies. He learned from Price and his wife, happy wife and happy life and drained balls. (Price's wife had a habit of fucking collecting art, art museums, theater, tattoos and for some reason collecting spoons?)

But when he sees how happy his girlfriend is when the fur suit comes in (and the amazing head he gets after. Soul gone right out his dick and into her mouth). He knows he has to make LT if he wants to fund this lifestyle.

He gets a good laugh, though, at Soap's and his Kuromi girl's housewarming party when the hello kitty friend talks to Simon. Poor guy doesn't know he's about to be in shambles. But Simon looks absolutely enthralled by her (which is just him not looking so angry. )

[missvanta-xoxo]

August 1st, 2025.

I need everyone reading this to understand that friendship break ups hurt just as much. I feel absolutely sick to my stomach that I actually ended my 20+ year friendship. I've known this girl longer than I haven't known her. And I tried my best to fix it and be understanding and I couldn't even get 15 minutes on the phone and we lived less than 15 min away from each other.

She knew our friendship was failing and did nothing to help fix it. She knew and was bothered. But did nothing. I was not even asking for the most, it was just the bare minimum I wanted and that was 15 minutes on the phone and to not feel used and disrespected and I couldn't even get that.

I was not even worth a 15 minute phone conversation.

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Make the reader...you know what I'm gonna shut the fuck up.

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

And while we are on the topic of "my wife my wife my wife" Price....

We need to establish the gospel that is "my girlfriend doesn't play about me." Simon Riley.

Like I genuinely think he would end up with a crash out or a woman who genuinely doesn't take shit from anyone. And she for sure doesn't play about him.

At the Starbucks and they made his drink wrong?

He's on the phone and she is on Face Time fussing at the barrista. Getting her flats on and heading down the street to see about it.

And I do mean these flats

They're both out and about shopping and he's too shy and quiet to ask for help because he's overwhelmed but needs new clothes?"

"Excuse me sir, my man needs help and you walked past him two times. Don't let it be a third."

At bar and some woman won't leave him be?

"Simon is she bothering you? Ma'am do you need this?"

Any confrontation he won't back down from because he can fight. But his girlfriend is quicker to jump on it than him because he prefers a peaceful solution first...his girlfriend however, keeps Vaseline in her bag.

[missvanta-xoxo]

The venn diagram of people who got Pac's Hit 'em up on rotation overlaps with the people who got Kendrick's Meet the Grahams on rotation....and it's all just one circle

[onlysushicat]

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Everyone should at @lostintransist

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

Happy Juneteenth,

Be sure to read something written by a black author. Be it a poem, short story, start a book, share some art by a black artist, or even watch a video about black history. Below I have a few things that I personally enjoy.

YouTube

Not your Mama's history - she does historical reenactments of a black woman who is enslaved. Provides contextual education that is very accurate.

IntelexualMedia - A black woman creator who does deep dives and wonderful videos on life in different decades. My favorite series is Lex does the 90's.

Shanspeare - She does great videos on a variety of subjects and topics! I turn her on when I need to watch something before bed.

Redacted History - hosted by Dr. Andre White Jr. He can also be found on tiktok for his short form content under the name Dr. Andre 3001. Such a great guy with wonderful well researched information.

Books and poems

The Bluest Eye - by the late great Toni Morrison herself. (My favorite book)

Parable of the Sower- Octavia Butler (second favorite book)

Their eyes were watching God- Zora N. Hurtson

Push - by Sapphire (inspired the movie Precious. A hard read.)

Blood at the Root- by LaDarrion Williams

Akata Witch- Nnedi Okorafor (if you somehow enjoyed Harry Potter, you should read this. Is very good)

Mother to Son- by the great Langston Hughes

And still I rise- collectionof poems by the late great Maya Angelou

Good morning - by Camari C. Hawkins (I have this saved to my phone and use it when I need a quick moment to ground myself)

Movies and TV series

The color purple (gosh, my mom and I can quote this movie)

Roots (we (my fam and i) used to do a yearly watch in February and have discussions to see how our views changed)

Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child (I grew up watching this! Not exclusively black series but it definitely has multiple well thought out stories that feature a multitude of cultures)

White Chicks

Us

Get out

Sinners

Living Single (the show that FRIENDS was stolen from)

Blade

Men in Black (my brother swears this is a black family classic and he is not wrong)

Straw (fairly new and by Tyler Perry (I kno I kno 😅😩) but it's a great movie about mental health and my girl Taraji did her big one)

Family Matters

Good Times

Craig of the Creek

Static Shock

The proud family (both the original and the remake)

That's so Raven

Good Burger

The Boondocks

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (dark skin aunt Viv was the best. Argue with your mom not me on this)

Podcast (I kno)

Grits & Eggs podcast hosted by Deanté Kyle

Black girls heal hosted by Shena LaShey

Code Switch found on NPR

These are just the ones I enjoy! I encourage you to add on if you would like!