#vanita stretch brock/ash williams

[nadare-writer]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Evil Dead (Movies 1981-2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vanita "Stretch" Brock/Ash Williams Characters: Vanita "Stretch" Brock, Ash Williams (Evil Dead) Additional Tags: Rare Pairings, Crossover Pairings, Bar Encounters, Post Army of Darkness, Post-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986), Past Trauma, Shameless Smut, Chainsaw Kink, I Will Go Down With This Ship, One Shot Summary: After moving to the UP for a new job, Stretch visits a bar and has a fateful encounter with a one-handed man.

[marklikely]

vanita "stretch" brock and ashley "ash" joanna williams. are irl friends and they get coffee together. jsyk

[applesontheground]

❤ PHARMACYKEYS UPDATE 1.2 INCOMING! ❤

NEW CHARACTERS

FINAL GIRLS/BOYS SECTION ✨NEW!✨

ASHLEY "ASH" WILLIAMS

ARKIN O’BRIEN

VANITA “STRETCH” BROCK

TAYLOR GENTRY

CARLY JONES

NICK JONES

SLASHERS SECTION

ROBERT “CHOP TOP” SAWYER

HERBERT WEST

DANIEL CAIN

LESLIE VERNON

i also tweaked my rules a little bit, as well!

[prettyputrified]

Like the title says these are just a quick first look  For context, Stone and West collaborated with members of non human species in an attempt to study them. The kids see their other parent as an aunt or uncle, a mentor more than anything. They plan to explain when the kids are older.  Branna and Skipper have already figured it out though of course. -------------------------------------------------------------

Bambi Hortense Williams, daughter of Ash Williams and Annie Wilkes A soft-spoken ghost of a girl, most people don’t notice Bambi is there until she starts to speak. She’s very willowy and tends to do things at a slow and steady pace, but she somehow always manages to get her chores done! She’s easy to please and entertain, and is very patient. Bi can often be found on day trips to town with her mother, making small talk and engaging with whatever long winded story she’s telling her that day. She’s even been known to help out the older people in town with any chores or errands they might need if they’ll let her. The other people in the town were on the fence at first, Annie is a “sweetheart” but somethings always seemed off about her, what if theres something off about Bambi too?

Well, there isn’t, but she is hiding something.

She’s usually very thoughtful but at times a bit of her dad comes out in her. He has to go for months at a time sometimes for his “business”, but when he comes home he wants to spend as much time with his daughter as possible. This often has resulted in activities Annie would very much not approve of and giving Bambi a bit of a thrill seeking streak. Every year on her birthday her father takes her mother and her to an amusement park so she can try out the newest coasters and rides that fling you upside down. So, under her weird and floaty exterior there’s a girl who just wants to live her life and have fun like anyone else.

Frances Wren Sawyer, child of Vanita 'Stretch' Brock and Bubba 'Leatherface' Sawyer

An incredibly loving person, Frances is always there to lend a hand. Always. There isn't a single person in their family they don't love annoying and getting up in the space of, they don't mean any harm by it though. They can be a bit naive, getting in trouble quite often because they haven't grasped which situations and people to trust.

They're incredibly lucky that they have an army of a family behind them, his uncles and aunts have had to take care of many a bully and a 'new friend' Frances has brought home.   Their parents are like their best friends in the whole world and they wouldn't leave home for anything, they're the perfect little combination of them too, despite their mother constantly having to reign them back in she can't help but think about her own willingness to run right into danger.

Sloane Penelope-Ann Sawyer, daughter of Tiffany Valentine and Bobby 'Choptop' Sawyer

Sloane considers herself a self-love artist.She is literally the sweetest child you will ever meet. She’s very much an empath and even if her parents try their best to hide a squabble she will notice the tension anyway and will pout until they make up. She's incredibly creative. She takes lots of photos of things around the home since she can't leave too much without accompaniment. Because of this, Sloane sees the beauty in everything around her, even the dark and gross bits.

She can usually be found lighting an incense and meditating but if she's not doing that then she's engaging in one of her many hobbies. Sloane finds herself mostly drawn to the aesthetics of things, so her favorites are things like wax seals, moodboards, making soap, scrapbooking, etc. As she gets older and her dad and uncles involve her more in their work, she has started integrating bones and flesh into her creative work. This way she can make gifts that will make everyone in the family happy! Sloane is very easily overwhelmed by conflict and loud noises, you know the stuff usually involved in murder. So at the end of the day she’ll always go back to good old lotions and potions and bath bombs!

Sunshine Ramona Stone-West, somewhat adoptive daughter of Herbert West and Richard Stone

Real Parent- Bibbo Sunshine is fucking insane. There are some theories that the female members of the killer klown species are more pacifistic but that is not true whatsoever for Sunshine. She's not hostile towards her family of course but she doesn't need their friends to do much before she defends them with deepest scrutiny.  She's very bubbly and outgoing, not just in a murdery sense but it usually always seems that way. Some might think she can't take a hint but she very much can, mostly when she asks Herbert 50 questions and he starts to get annoyed. She has to admit she kinda does enjoy getting a rise out of people. Apologies reserved for close friends and family only.  She's a sadistic little one and definitely a product of her species, which is what Stone and West were hoping for after all. Killer Klowns aren't exactly the best communicators but she loves what she is. Which is why her dads eventually decided to get her some help in channeling that anger. Her killer klown family teaches her how to use their technology and she practices more regular killing techniques with her Uncle Jack and her cousins.

Branna Lane Stone-West, somewhat adoptive child of Herbert West and Richard Stone

Real Parent- Lubdan the Leprechaun The helpful intellectual type, they're kind of the family historian. They go on trips with their siblings when they go to see their extended families and ask all about this and that. Branna has done a lot for the preservation of alien, supernatural, and super scientific lore. They're perspicacious in their pursuit of knowledge, genuinely interested in taking part in different aspects of the cultures they explore.  Branna is definitely one of the most open minded people you'll ever meet. They can get on board for pretty much anything, including when it comes to their siblings ideas. It confuses the hell out of their dads but at the same time it doesn't, Stone and West are both introverted nerds but they've also both crossed the boundaries of ethical science way too many times. Lubdan is also extremely appreciative of what they do, since there aren't really that many leprechauns left.  Needless to say they're trusted with the most responsibility all across the board.

Skipper Issac Stone-West, somewhat adoptive son of Herbert West and Richard Stone

Real Parent- Jack Frost The nicest young man you'll ever meet. I'm talking yes ma'am, no sir, help your nana across the street polite. He's soft spoken and gentle, the one his siblings always come to for advice. However he's also a bit of a pushover and they use him to get them out of trouble too. He's not an idiot by any means, he just has yet to understand that standing up for himself doesn't make him a mean person.  He gets along well with his dads, they honestly wish he'd help them out a bit less. Stone is worried that he's gonna overwhelm himself and West wishes he'd get a hobby or two. He's fully aware that Uncle Jack is actually his father and treats him as such the best he can without clueing Jack in that he knows.  Skipper really likes to help people and he loves learning from his dads, he thinks he might like to be a medic.  *When Stone was trying to meld the dna he found that Jacks genes took over any adjacent ones and basically resulted in a full snowperson baby everytime, so he reworked his acidic formula he used for Jack and found a balance. Thereby making Frostbitten in this universe.

December Frost, daughter/child/son of Jack Frost and 'Daisy'

Daddys snow princess is a bit sheltered, not from the bad and dark ways of the world but from her role in it all. He's a spoiled sweet type, happy to be included and the apple of their fathers eye. They follow along with his schemes happily and don't really see anything wrong with it. Even when she learns he probably won't, nobody in their family necessarily sees killing as 'wrong'. The issue comes from her role models mostly. She spends most of his time with their sibling, her cousin Sunshine, and his father. So she spends a lot of time trying to emulate them instead of being himself, which funnily enough is the exact advice their family would give her if he asked.

In the grand scheme of things she's a sweet kid who loves his family, rainbows, blood, glitter, and bedazzling Jacks axe.

Wynter Frost, daughter/child/son of Jack Frost and 'Rosebud'

Wynter also spends way too much time around her father, but unlike his sibling it manifested differently. She's not a fan of his naturally bright and colorful killer klown coloring, makeup doesn't work on snow either, so she's done his best to make his outward appearance reflect how they feel on the inside. Which is actually something Wynter and December often bond over.  Wynter is a very prideful and angry person, accepting help of any kind is an incredibly foreign concept to her. He lashes out pretty easily mostly in response to what they presume to be an attack to her ego or just his ability to do something in general. Of course being frustrated also makes this a lot worse, a feeling they feel quite a lot.  Her closeness to his father means that he's also the only person they're super into the idea of sharing her emotions with. Jack isn't exactly a treasure trove of emotional literacy but she has a place to vent, a place to be vulnerable with someone who loves him.

[personalarsonist]

Characters from various medias (a good amount from horror movies or shows) that I had a crush on as a kid and crushes have as an adult that makes wonder wtf my sexuality is:

Sorry in advance because this is gonna be a long post...

Females:

Carrie White (Carrie, both versions 1976 & 2013)

Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

Anita "Needy" Lesnicki (Jennifer's Body)

Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses)

Tiffany Valentine (The Bride of Chucky)

Janus "Alice" Prospero (Action/Horror movie Resident Evil)

Selene (Action/horror(?) movie based off of Marvel Comic/Comic book: Underworld)

Princess Leia (Star Wars)

Sarah Connor (Terminator)

Princess Diana/Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)

Laurie Strode (Halloween, 1978)

Yamazaki Asami (Audition, 1998)

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill/The Bride)

Tia Dalma (Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest)

Marie Laveau (American Horror Story Coven)

Ramona Royale (American Horror Story Hotel (Honestly Angela Bassett is hot and gorgeous in general ))

Sally Hardesty (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974)

Vanita "Stretch" Brock (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 1986)

Elvira (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)

Vampira (The Vampira Show, Vampira 1974 & 1994)

Lily Munster (The Munsters)

Star (The Lost Boys 1998)

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family 1964, 1991 & 1993)

Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family 1964, 1991 & 1993)

Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)

Cat Woman/Selena Kyle (Batman Comics and The Gotham City Sirens)

Poison Ivy/ Dr. Pamela Isley (Batman Comics and Gotham City Sirens)

Harley Quinn/ Dr. Harleen Quinzel (Batman Comics, Gotham City Sirens, Suicide Squad and Harley Quinn Comics)

Robin Buckley (Stranger Things)

Heather Holloway (Stranger Things)

Veronica Sawyer (The Heathers, had crushes collectively on these characters)

Heather Chandler (The Heathers)

Heather Duke (The Heathers)

Heather McNamara (The Heathers)

Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)

Lady (Devil May Cry)

Trish (Devil May Cry)

Zarya/Aleksandra Zaryanova (Overwatch)

Sombra/Olivia Colomar (Overwatch)

Brigitte Lindholm (Overwatch)

Mercy/Dr. Angela Ziegler (Overwatch)

Pharah/Farheeha Amari (Overwatch)

Symmetra/Satya Vaswani (Overwatch, Okay,look Overwatch ladies make me go absolutely feral)

Widowmaker/Amélie Lacroix (Overwatch)

Tracer/Lena Oxton (Overwatch)

D.VA/Hana Song (Overwatch)

Mei-Ling Zhou (Overwatch)

Ana Amari (Overwatch)

Elizabeth Caledonia "Calamity" Ashe (Overwatch)

Moira O'Deorain (Overwatch)

Yamamura Sadako (The Ring)

Males:

Thomas Hewitt (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 & Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2006, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre Comics (such as About a Boy))

Michael Myers (Halloween 1978 & Halloween 2007/2009)

Bubba Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974, 1986,1990)

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader (Star Wars)

The Yautja (Predator)

David (The Lost Boys)

Dwyane (The Lost Boys)

Paul (The Lost Boys)

Marko (The Lost Boys)

Michael Emerson (The Lost Boys, I actually had a crush on the teen vamps collectively as a kid and kinda still do)

Asa Emory (The Collector & The Collection)

Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th (all))

Billy Loomis/Ghostface (Scream)

Stu Macher/Ghostface (Scream)

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas 1974)

Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

Jason Dean/JD (The Heathers)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Dante Sparta (Devil May Cry)

Jason Todd/Robin/Red Hood (Batman, Teen Titans, The Outlaws/The Dark Trinity)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil)

James "Jem" Carstairs (The Infernal Devices)

William "Will" Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

Magnus Bane (The Bane Chronicles, The Infernal Devices, The Mortal Instruments)

Bo Sinclair (House of Wax 2005)

Jesse McCree (Overwatch)

Gabriel Reyes/Reaper (Overwatch)

Shimida Hanzo (Overwatch)

Shimida Genji (Overwatch)

Blade (Blade, Blade 2, Blade Trinity)

Okita (Soji?) Souji (Hakuouki)

Harada Sanosuke (Hakuouki)

Nagakura Shinpachi (Hakuouki (technically all Japanese names should have surnames first))

Sorry for the long post.

Inspired by the horror movie girl crushes post by @0shark-babe0

Edit: added more characters I heavily like too much and this list is by no means organized or numbered from most favorites to least, even though I put my most favorite male at the top of the guys list.