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If Black Raisan was still alive:
she would come back just to do this
#KILL KILLL#also LMAO???? god i need to read the crk comics i had no idea this panel existed#vanilla what did you DO#i gotta find the comics but if anyone has a link for a read online thing or smth then feel free to send it to me#beast ancients au ask#saint vanilla cookie#black raisin cookie
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stupid ass drawings of dumb fucks that i hate
#kakihara#karen#kakikaren#karenhara#cocky hara penis guy#karen you fake vanilla i saw you lick that guys blood off your face#karen .... kaaareeen why did you do what you did for that old man#old man pussy got to her#anither one down
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i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong
my fave face here:
#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position#makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers#what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary#so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!!#zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1#like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down*#i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh#ah forget it i'll just draw it out#<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆#THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction)#when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead#legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible#wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark)#ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it*#while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating#[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)]#surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him#also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double!#uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2)#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})#wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze???#i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better#but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........#*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM#sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground#dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope#now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are...#i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard!#yakuei#nu carnival eiden
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Friendly reminder that the guy who made Wonder Woman was polyamorous and based her on his wife and their girlfriend. Can you imagine? To love someone so much that you use your position to portray them as a literal goddess of love and hope and truth? And to fill that concept with so much love and heart that she becomes one of the three pillars holding up DC as a whole? Those are the things the world is built on I think.
#will marston elizabeth marston olive byrne you will always be famous#and ofc all the uh totally vanilla sex habits that built upon the character and her world#they walked so stjepan sejic could run#wonder woman#also sidenote apparently the dude lied about inventing the polygraph which.#idc what you say lying about creating the machine that catches you lying is objectively hilarious#diana prince#diana of themyscira#diana of themiscyra#wonder women#william moulton marston#olive byrne#elizabeth holloway marston#charles marston#dc comics#dc trinity#dc#bro every time i try to do a post like this i learn smth like “oh yeah that dude sucked actually” pls can we not do that with this one ong#i did like a whole check before making this post just to ensure that it wouldn't be awkward#plus i think id just be sad
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It was not a glass of 🥛.
This will help you calm down.
백공죽 Expanded Version.
#백설공주에게 죽음을#black out#congratulations NSC#you've been diagnosed as a husband#GJW stop looking at him like he gave you an organ or something#Is the 🕯 jasmine vanilla or chamomile 🤔#I always wondered why he had so many candles#The tough guy who uses candle therapy#maybe he started using it after his 👰 died#to keep away the nightmares which is just sad#he put it out when NSC came back#because NSCs presence itself is calming to him thank you#what do you mean JW didn't threaten SC to take a 🚿. He absolutely did
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My Sims 3 Urbz (GBA/DS) Sims
Well, Urbz + like 3 other random sims from other handheld games.
i don't usually play TS3, but since i am actually considering dropping ts4 for it... i wanted another go! and to see what I already did in this game ages ago.
I don't know when most of these were made. At least 2 years ago. I didn't touch them from then (so, they are of... varying qualities. + i probably changed some defaults at some point, so their skin color is... probably also different from what i originally chose), and they don't use any CC outside of defaults nor store content. (I THINK...)
since there's a lot (41 of them), I'll be splitting them across two posts! This one, with 20, and the other one here with 21!
the rest under the cut
#ts3#i think the reason why i spend the least amount of time in this game is because of the difficulty of making your own worlds#in ts4 it's very easy to curate your save files... even if you're restricted to its ass vanilla worlds#ts2 has the tools to make your neighborhood completely within the vanilla game#you can even compartmentalize different neighborhoods so that many different Sims can be in the same save! (ex. Uberhoods)#i do know how to use CAW... but there is genuinely So much work that goes into making worlds for this game#and you can't just edit EA's worlds! you gotta make your whole world from scratch!#that being said... i did dabble in a ts3 miniopolis before even ever working on ts2. i'll probably show what i have sometime soon c:#sims handhelds#urbz#urbz handheld#tsq#simscas
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Dawntrail has been putting a lot effort into upskirting and focusing on Ieeha's legs in almost every single cutscene and to say that that has been distracting is an understatement—
Bonus:
#THE CAMERA TILT KILLED ME#i feel like ive talked more about the angle shocks in cutscenes more than the actual story on discord with others#i mean ive talked about story too but listen.#i wanna make it very clear also that i have NOT modded anything in these screens#and therefore if you notice the pussy shadows thats visible in certain angle and shows up in some of these screens#i did not put them there. this is the literal vanilla look for that gear. built in.#i aint complaining though i love not having to mod the IC things—#what do i even tag this as#feels wrong somehow to use the general tags LMAO#ieeha de verral#ieeha#my screenshot#nabaath-areng#dawntrail spoilers#dt spoilers#ffxiv spoilers#7.0 spoilers#just in case#and also these are just the ones i got on my desktop#whats worse is that i have so many more but i HAD to choose a select few#got so much more from when i played on my laptop-
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HUH??
tell me how a ship name gets oversexualized. what are you talking about it's a word
keep their names out of your morally purist mouth!! 💀
#TELL ME THIS ISN'T REAL LMAOOO#“oversexualized” BABY IT'S FANFICTION!!! THE SHIP NAME IS USED FOR BOTH VANILLA FLUFF AND HARDCORE SMUT!!!#THAT'S HOW TAGGING WORKS!! THE NAME CANNOT BE SEXUALIZED WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭#IT'S A TAGGING SYSTEM THAT'S ALL IT ISSSSSSS 💀💀💀💀#“sounds better” my ass!!! keep away from my beloved kage/hina#excuse the broken tag I am NOT tagging this I don't need people seeing it I'm just venting lol#listen: if you like using one ship name over another that's great for you! don't make it everyone else's problem#it has nothing to do with moral superiority#we're shipping fictional characters because we're a bunch of nerds for god's sake this is not a place of honor#anyway good night what the hell did I just look at time for bed
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My Spicy Vanilla- and AI Generated Gallavich Story, aka, why you shouldn't use AI to write.
So I've never used AI, but I've been curious because I see a lot of people posting about how bad it is to use these types of things. I kept thinking that maybe it wasn't so bad...I mean, what's the harm if it could help come up with a good title or a prompt or something? So I randomly googled 'sexy story generator' and found this gem of a site and put in a basic description of Ian and Mickey and asked it to write a smut story. Now... in order to access the full thing, I'd have to create an account which I'm not willing to do. But it gave me a short excerpt and I think it's honestly the *chef's kiss* of crack fic and I couldn't not post it.
Do NOT use fucking AI to write a story. You don't need to. Your writing is fine, even if it's not. Some of my stuff is shit and no one cares. And people will still tell me what a good job I'm doing even when I know they are like a parent putting up a crappy drawing their kid did on the fridge.
Seriously, this is hilarious and also horrifying.
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My Spicy Vanilla
I, Mickey, never thought I'd be the kind of guy to gush about love and all that mushy stuff. But here I am, head over heels for my husband, Ian. And what makes it even more surprising is that I, the tough, street-smart dude, am a total bottom for this man.
When we met, I was sitting at the counter at the bar, sipping my beer, minding my own business, when this tall, gorgeous redhead walks in. His vibrant hair caught my eye immediately, like a flame igniting in a dark room. I watched as he scanned the crowd, his green eyes searching, and I felt this weird urge to stand out, to be noticed by him.
Little did I know, he was looking for a hookup, a quick fling to satisfy his carnal desires. And I, being the confident bad boy I am, thought I'd be the perfect candidate. I approached him, my blue eyes daring him to reject me. But he didn't. Instead, he smiled, and that smile was like a key unlocking something deep within me. Deep within my ass.
"Hey, stranger," I said, my voice low and raspy. "Buy you a drink?"
Ian's eyes lit up, and he accepted my offer, sliding onto the barstool next to me. We chatted for hours, and I learned that he was new in town, looking for a fresh start. His sweetness and charm had me hooked, and before I knew it, I was inviting him back to my place to fill that hole in both my heart and my butthole.
In the dimly lit hallway of my apartment building, we kissed passionately, our tongues dancing wildly. I could feel his hardness pressing against my thigh, and I knew he wanted me. But something in his touch, gentle yet demanding, made me pause. I realized I didn't want this to be just a one-night stand. I wanted more.
"Ian," I whispered between kisses, "I want you, but I want it to mean something."
He pulled back, his green eyes searching mine. "It can mean whatever you want it to, Mickey. I'm not looking for a quick fuck. I want to take my time with you."
His words sent a shiver down my spine, and I knew I had to have him. But on my terms.
"Then let's take it slow," I suggested, my voice hoarse with desire. "Let me show you how it feels to be wanted, to be worshipped."
I took his hand and led him into my apartment, dimming the lights to create a sensual ambiance. We kissed again, but this time, I was in control. I pushed him gently onto the couch, straddling his lap, my erection rubbing against his through our jeans.
"You're so fucking beautiful, Ian," I whispered, my breath hot against his ear. "Let me make you feel good."
With skilled fingers, I unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his smooth, pale skin. My hands traveled down his chest, tracing his defined abs, before unbuckling his belt. I wanted to tease him, to make him beg for my bottom ambrosia.
As I slid his jeans down his long legs, his thick cock sprang free, hard and straining towards me. I couldn't resist any longer. I took him into my mouth, swirling my tongue around the head, tasting his pre-cum. Ian moaned, his hands gripping the couch cushions, giving me silent stares of longing. The night held promises of fulfilled desire.
#i don't know what you guys are talking about#this shit is gold#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian and mickey#shameless#fanfic#E. L. James did you write this?#my spicy vanilla#i was hooked in the first fuckin paragraph#part of me wants to create an account#because i need to know how the rest of this goes down#i haven't stopped laughing for 10 minutes#i admit mickey wanting to create a 'sensual ambiance' is slightly out of character#but his bottom ambrosia can do no wrong
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Learned Felix hates pizza today. I get it now.
#twf#the walten files#also the more i learn the less things are looking good for felix not being behind a majority of things 😬#only time will tell#look i just hope if he is that its like cool and interesting that is my only request fjdncnxn qwq which i'm sure it will be#twf spoilers#i just think plain old vanilla “Felix did it and is Bon William Afton style” is just too easy for a series that considers itself a puzzle#i do agree jack being bon makes no sense because he wouldn't do that???? and it lacks a lot of evidence#oh felix buddy what are you up to???
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fuck it becoming a proshipper some of you guys really are lame
#like. you guys really just like the vanilla shit??? you guys don’t have ANY fun???#i cannot believe i used to sound like that#like jesus why did you tell me i was BORING#‘erm that’s an unhealthy dynamic!’ so like. you guys really do just read nothing but generic angst and fluff then??? how are you not bored??#like GENUINELY. there are only so many healthy dynamics. what abt the fun shit. i think i would do crazy if i js had to write vanilla stuff#i can’t believe i never realized it before. that i was boring.#like no. i don’t ship siblings or minors and adults but like. i can see why people would. why do u guys think gothic novels were so popular#proship#ex anti#anyway moving on
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fuck it. ulothir moodboard
#i did have them get married in game but im regretting it. i think what they had before#(she disappears for weeks then drops in to the college to see whats going on (she is the archmage) they hook up and she leaves again)#just feels more fitting#i cant stand the spouse dialogue it feels weird coming from him lol#i mean obv he isnt a vanilla spouse anyway so TECHNICALLY the spouse dialogue isnt supposed to be coming from him at all#but bc theres a marriageable npc with his voice type i was able to use console commands lol. no one else felt like a good match#none of them are a good match for anyone anyway. theyre all cardboard. so i have to do the legwork to give them personalities 😒#side note. the most jarring spouse dialogue change is probably marcurio. it's like invasion of the body snatchers. who the hell are you#ocs#skyrim oc#oc x canon#tes#oc: uloth gra-yazul#uloth tag#ulothir#(uloth/enthir. btw)#they make each other worse♥️#thNkyou for indulging me........#oc/canon
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you know ive never had robin s support a spotpass character. maybe i’ll marry gangrel
#ann plays awakening#can i be so honest u guys i actually really love gangrel#hes a fav#idk how i’d rank fire emblem villains but hes def up there for me#like hes fucked up and terrible but also like#idk maybe i like them a little crazy 😋#but also i think while he is at fault for a lot of the first act of awakening#his rage at ylisse isnt entirely unjustified. like its not emmeryns fault at all and its a shame he was too clouded by anger to see that#she genuinely wanted peace and friendship between plegia and ylisse#but you know after what the last exalt of ylisse did to plegia#like i get it and i kinda wish they dove more into that#which i was told they do in project thabes which i need to get back on#but in the vanilla game its something i wish was talked about more#though i havent read gangrels supports (‘supports’ he gets like. two. and theyre both robin.) in a while#but ik in like. fucking feh they go over the fact he was an orphan in poverty that rose to power (? i think) like hello????#lets see more of that. tell me more!!#why does intsys keep so much awakening lore under lock and key#theyll give it to us in any game thats NOT awakening. why tf did we have grima lore in ECHOES#anyways. i think gangrels pretty cool
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hold on im still too mad at this one fucking guest to take a nap i need to be a hater for a minute
#so when i say hell on earth kinda day i mean HELL ON EARTH kinda day#we had a large bus travel group from slovakia and then some other guests and it was almost a hundred people for breakfast#the bus group all came at the same time they descended onto the buffet like fucking seagulls i swearrrrr#and i divided tasks like i had two helpers with me in the kitchen so one guys job was just to gather dirty dishes + washing + taking clean#ones back out#and the other guy running around the buffet checking whats needed + restockjng the cold food + telling me all the hot stuff that needs#refilling. so i was in the kitchen making all the hot foods on constant rotation + chopping fruits and making smoothies and shit#and like we managed. WE MANAGED. the buffet was never even half empty at any point like yes there was always something that was empty but#dude who cares if the vanilla yoghurt is empty for 5 mins just pick something else.#and everyone was happy with their breakfast and really nice when asking if we have more of this and that etc and then there was one lady#this ONE FUCKINGGGG lady i swear i almost threw hands#she was complaining about everythinggggggggggg#about there not being any more fried eggs (already in the pan. done in 2 mins. but when helper nr2 told her that she said well why did we#run put in the first place) about the bread station being full of crumbs like girl its BREAD. my giy was running up and down the buffet#wiping it off and cleaning as fast as he could but if you allow people to cut their own bread there will be fucking crumbs. the fuck.#then she also didnt like how the butter looked bc OBV people kept using the butter and no matter how many times you go in and make it look#neat again as soon as the next person takes some it will not look picture perfect anymore#like while i was running back and forth restocking stuff with my arms full she TOOK MY ARM and pointed at things and was like#'this looks shit' so does your fucking face but you dont see me getting physical about it#and then when i came out with a big tray of fresh glasses and cups she pointed to where someone had spilled some water at the dispenser and#went 'there is water on the buffet' (far away from any food + literally its just water) and i said 'yes i know' and she goes 'well it doesnt#look very appealing. this is the worst buffet ive ever seen' and i go 'well surely you have seen how busy we are' and she FUCKING GOES#'i dont care. i paid money for this.' and i go 'well that makes two of us for not caring. we'll get to it when we have the time.' and she#said something else idk what bc i was finished with my task and had SHIT TO DO BC PPL WERE STILL EATING#so i just turned and ran back to the kitchen to keep working#actually i got back to the kitchen and said to guy nr1 'i need to go punch something' and then went out the back and started kicking the#shit out of a pile of paper boxes and THEN i continued working#and then she started TAKING PICTURES of everything she didnt like of the buffet like full offense i hope she gets hit by a bus#like with some people you can just tell they never worked a day in the service industry and no matter what you do theyll keep complaining#anyways :) tag limit. apparently. so its nap time now. honk shoo snork mimimi and so forth <3
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affogato
affaggotti
#italian fag i love him although i want to punt him#santino d’antonio#john wick#what do i even say in the tags😭#btw if yall havent had affogato yall should try it sometime#vanilla ice cream + coffee#that’s it#a scoop of vanilla plus espresso or any coffee#i made it with instant coffee once and it was still tasty#also also!!!#if you have chocolate def add it#in like diced form#yeah anyways#how the hell did i go to recommending affogato this is a john wick blog
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Why is everyone talking about vanilla extract.
What the Frick did I miss. what happened
What did you people do this time
#my friend mentioned it the other day when talking about polls and I thought she meant like#that one vanilla extract fun fact. idk why i didnt question its relevancy#and now my for you page is full of vanilla extract talk. someone personified vanilla extract#what did you people do to vanilla extract. what happened. what in the world did i miss this time#why is my dash SPAMMED#ramble post#delete later#randy rambles#vanilla extract
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